>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured

more pics/webms of thiccy Christina pls

>>79995266
Christina looks like that? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Remember When Kevin Smith Sent Out The Worst Tweet Of All Time?

>>79995266
Why would his wife have a Harley bat

>>79995266
what the fuck is he wearing? is it supposed to be ironic?

>>79997125
No he likes hockey, and it's obvious he thinks it hides the fat

>>79997024
explain

File: homer_muumuu.jpg (77KB, 284x379px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 284x379px

>>79997125
Fashionable muumuu.

too much effort, OP

>>79995266
I liked the old dark knight Rises pasta instead...

>>79995266
holy goddamn aguilera is thicc

>>79995266
requesting the authentic paparazzi photo of Kevin Smith snacking on a block of cheddar cheese while he refuels his SUV

>>79997819
but that's a shop.

>>79998018
no, it's authentic and the first of the series. Once Kevin realizes he's being photographed he tosses the cheese brick into his SUV

File: 1444540618387.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

HUGGGGGG ME KEVIN

>>79995266
Kevin > generic blonde pop star

Kevin would NEVER cheat on his waifu

>>79998632
ESPECIALLY with a woman who doesn't look like his daughter

File: 1484505341140.gif (474KB, 188x174px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 188x174px

>>79998528
her face looks a little off for some reason but goddamn

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-02 at 6.55.22 PM.png (38KB, 492x200px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 492x200px

>>79997024
It was the tweet that destroyed Europe

>>79998768
Is this the irl version of "i would fuck you, both my internet persona and the real me"

>>79998528

HIGH TEST

File: 1424171560708.jpg (43KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x600px

>>79998879
W E W
E
W

File: 514372774.jpg (698KB, 1484x2025px) Image search: [Google]

698KB, 1484x2025px

>>79995537

>>79998768
why would a 50 year old man post this to twitter

>>79998969
thank you

>>79998969

Liver failure?

>>79998991
Have you ever seen one of his movies?

>>79995266
HOLY SHIT HIS BALD SPOT AT 4 SECONDS IN HAHAHAHA

>tfw alternate reality kevin smith is posting smug trumps on twitter and linklater tier kino while IRL kevin smith gave up on movies and shifted his focus to talking about batman

>>79998768
>>79998814
his wife tweeted that out on his account just so you know. Doesn't make it any less weird but still

>>79997294
Does he also wear a cape and fat guy hat

>>79998991
Because he has the maturity of a 15 year old stoner

>op sits around seething because Kevin Smith is rich and famous and he's a loser
you know it's true

>>79995266
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.

alright, I kek'd

>>79998528
MOMMY

File: AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg (13KB, 240x320px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 240x320px

>>79998768

>>79998528
>>79998879
Can I get the name of a porn actress most similar to this body of work.

>>79999112
that was the "official" "story" years after it happened. seems like damage control.

>>79995266

Stop projecting.

Cuckolding is not as prevalent as you think.

File: thicc.webm (3MB, 538x900px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 538x900px

Still THICC?

>>79999074
>tfw my grampa has it
>my dads getting it
>am 21
>confirmed for me getting it in less than 25 years.

Feels truly badman

File: trrt0000_2.webm (902KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

902KB, 720x720px

What special type of fag doesn't join her team when she offers on the voice?

>>79999852
top tier baps lads

Kevin Smith is the greatest director of our time.

File: 15854553.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>79999904
Why thank you

File: ass.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>this is my small stereo for those little songs
>Over here, this one, it's for the big songs

>>79998768
He hasn't seen his dick in this millennium.

>>79998969
That be a great 3some

>>79998768
>brown

What?

>>80001134
He's referencing the butthole. Poop comes from there, hence "brown."

>>79998632
Christina has the best voice in pop by far