Was it really this easy to convince girls to have sex with you

Its based in the future u dingus

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>they'll never know that feel

Austin Powers takes place in a post-apocalyptic Agraba.
History repeats itself and only Austin remembers 90s humour.

Before the aids epidemic in the 80s and after the sexual liberation of the 60s? Yeah. Never heard the term, "Free Love"?

It's this easy now-a-days so long as you're not a permavirgin NEET

>>79983520
Yeah people actually had more promiscuous sex back in the 70's and 80's then they do now because the children of this era turned out to be broken by single mothers and public education, and now we've reached the point of hypergamy is considered acceptable

>>79983614
I once told a girl she was so cute I could eat her up and have her come out in my stool. it doesnt matter if you look good you can say stupid shit and theyl still fuck you

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>>79983520
no. this is a movie. it is a false creation constrained to tell a story within a given time period. it is also designed to titillate you in some sense, and it is a common male fantasy to have casual sex. kubrick is playing you like a fiddle.

>>79983745
? are you stupid? listen kikokomori girls fuck this isnt that far fetched

in the book they are like twelve and he butt fucks them. its rape in the book

AIDS

>>79983777
is that what the media told you, my gullible friend?

>>79983819
getting aids from heterosexual sex is hard. its not really that much of a danger

>>79983520
If you had cocaine.

>>79983828
I know this is hard to believe but I have picked up chicks before. Really if you workout and seem cool you can have sex with them.
How do you think you were born?

>>79983884
>How do you think you were born?
mail order bride

>>79983520
Pretty sure in the book he drugs and rapes them. Also the girls were much younger.

>>79983915
cool beans, did she come COD at the post office and your dad had to open the crate with a crowbar?

>>79983520
in the book those girls are 10

>>79983837
Tell that to Magic Johnson. Or Arthur Ashe. Or Charlie Sheen. Or...

>>79983837
That wasn't common knowledge at the time, anon.

Girls will do anything, if you have solid confidence and a few good features, you can score threesomes. Being rich helps, though.

>>79983961
They got it from fags

>>79983938
Yeah I remember them hitting his arm and saying that they were all sore. Alex is supposed to be a peice of shit

>>79983961
Charlie Sheen is a known pedophile and majic johnson is on the D L
Fucking people in the ass causes it to bleed giving you aids

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>there's a Clockwork Orange book

>>79983944
shut up

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>>79983950

>>79983837
No but you cam get hep, herpes, etc.
>>79983732
That was good until the stool part. Its weird af. Im sure you didnt get any
>>79983520
They key here is "chat them up". He probably knows how to talk to them and hes pretty alpha so yes, its possible. Lets just say he didnt ask them what their favourite records were. Youll never know the feel of being a chad sorry bud

>>79984055
thank for the morning kek

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>>79983520
>>genY dunno nuttin bout life before aids

SAD

>>79983961
Blacks don't count and Sheen isn't straight he fucked a young Corey Haim and a whole bunch on trannies.

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>>79983837
>>enjoy your aids

>>79984072
You're so cute I could eat you up is good? What are you a grandma?

>>79984072
Thats where you are wrong kiddo, I fucked the shit out of that girl

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>>79984101
>>denial aint just a river in egypt

>>79983520
Who knows, nobody here was alive at that time to give you a good answer

>>79984173
Is this like seeing a unicorn? some guys can pickup and fuck two girls at once
deal with it

>>79983884
i dont believe you. you have no sources or proof. you are propagating a lie of western society - you are dangling a chocolate bar in front of the tired workers on their treadmills keeping the society running smoothly.

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>mfw my gf and I regularly swing with another couple who are friends of ours
>mfw we've tried all kinds of combinations including mfm and mff threesomes

>>79983520
if you had drugs

>>79983520
It was a different time

>>79984675
eww stop bragging about mmf threesomes. do you guys look each other in the eye longingly as you tabletop your girlfriend?

>>79984632
I know the idea of loose sex is pushed by the elite ruling classes to destroy the nuclear family but that doesnt mean it is impossible to pickup chicks even if you have a disability or are ugly all it takes is effort.

>>79984744
this
still valid nowadays tho

>hey bb wanna come over to rip a bong
>rip her pussy while she rips the bong

ez pz

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>>79983520
>convince girls

girls like having adventurous sex, too. always have. they are able to decide well before you think you have them "convinced."

>>79985056
Women shouldn't smoke, it always goes wrong. The reason men smoke is because it elevates their minds to become like woman. Woman already are at that level so it just goes wrong if they smoke.

>>79984773
Nah, we usually just take turns fucking her.

I'm not really insecure about my body or my relationship, though.

>>79985074
how come its always black guy white girl? Never white guy Non-ugly black girl

>>79985086
bullshit, smoking pot enhances sex for both
also LONDON

>>79985074
>women
>decisions

top ziker

>>79983520
It's been 20 years since I first saw it and that crooked penis popsicle still bothers me. Why does it look like that?

>>79985126
is 'ziker' the new zozzle?
asking for a KYM article

the jews hadn't invented aids yet so people weren't afraid of fucking strangers

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>>79983808
>>79983938
>>79983950
in the book Alex is 15.

>>79985102
What if you came home to her sucking his dick? or she blewoff plans with you to go fuck some guy.
Or she left you for him?
I'm not judging and I'm not a prude. but wouldnt you just prefer you + two chicks?

>>79983808
you forgot he drugs them then butt rapes them, but yeah they're pubescent at most

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>implying you wouldn't give up your boypussy to Malcolm Mcdowell

>>79985196
She wouldn't cheat on me. Part of the thrill of fooling around is doing it together. That's the really gratifying thing. The other couple are also people we know and trust to be open. It's all pretty above the board. In fact, if I had any complaint about it, it would be how...I don't know, contractual sort of, that it can feel sometimes.

And we fulfill way too many needs, outside of the sexual things, for each other to end up with someone else.

Plus we're both busy people. Neither one of us has time for an affair.

At a certain point, you let go of those fears because either a person wants to be with you or they don't. If someone wants to cheat, they're going to do it. Neither one of us wants that, we just want to have an open sex life while also being with each other until one of us drops dead.

>>79983520
Definitely. All you need to do nowadays is go talk to a girl.

The only time this doesn't work if you're a fucking disfigured 1/10.

>>79985500
yeah man just b urself it works everytime!

>t. chad

>>79985356
Do you think everyone else is uptight? you swingers allways say that. this shit makes me want to puke. Like just the idea of me being in the room casullly chilling while she fucks.
I want to be the one fucking her so maybe the any offspring could be mine

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Just go and say hi bro. Girls love that shit

>>79985531
no man you dont get it, think about it have you tried? no, no you havent.
You havent tried and failed. You arnt a has been. You are a never was.
Put yourself out there, it sucks but you can do it

>>79985651
keep telling yourself that, ugly dudes have wifes girlfriends

>>79985684
I'm not interested in fucking literal slags with a dozen STDs thanks.

>>79985745
so your confidence is so low that anyone that would sleep with you is a slag? ask shy girls, foreign ones. I hope you realize that you are worth happiness. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you. I love you. With all my heart, I love you

>>79985864
>dude I have sex with human petri dishes, that makes me an expert on how to live

Fucking kill yourself.

>>79985942
Are you a muslim? When did I say "Yeah bro go fuck sluts hurr durr" Nothing ventured nothing gained
you have to play to win.
Or get an arranged marriage if you think girls that have sex with their boyfriends are Petri dishes.
stop projecting and learn to love yourself

>>79985864
So love means absolutely nothing you, you "love" your family the same way you "love" some anonymous neckbeard you have never even seen

>>79984045
how could anyone not know this?

>>79986021
There is something wrong with women who fuck after just meeting. You don't have to be a religious nut to see that. Also stop with the fucking projecting and pseudo self love crap, you're the one sounding insecure as fuck mate.

>>79986083
Yeah man if there is anything I could do for you right now I will. I hope your life gets better and if I can help I will.

>>79983884
i know you're baiting but stop it

you're ruining their mental health lol

>>79986131
Sounds like sour grapes to me "only chads can fuck" you don't need to marry them, why cant you have fun when you are young too?

>>79985356
day of the rope is near

>>79986189
>just have fun brah!
>fuck sluts brah!

That is how we got into this mess, brah.

>>79986263
>day of the rope
haha oh shit, I wonder if anyone else gets this

>>79986273
What mess would that be?

>>79986273
well i'm sure masturbating instead of mating is less degenerate according to you

>>79983520
Its that easy now you shutin.

>>79983837
Is this the power... of internet conservatism?

>>79986378
I'm not conservative but its the truth. why do you think they wont let you give blood if youve had gay sex in the last six months.
Anal sex gives you a higher chance by far
I dont hate gays but look it up

>>79986273
Unironically this. You might as well take his advice though because Western society is already in a state of terminal decline

my favourite 4chan meme is when we pretend getting sex is really easy and that your average woman has 20+ partners by the time she's 18

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/aug/02/less-sex-please-were-millennials-study

>Millennials have sex less often with fewer partners than their parents and grandparents did at a comparable age
>15% of 20 to 24 year olds are virgins, compared to only 6% of 20 to 24 year olds in 1980

>>79986464
I understand where you are coming from, but why can't this angry dude allow himself to get a chikkie pie. Is it really going to ruin the rest of western civilization if a couple meets and gets married?

>>79986531
Statistics can be read as the devil reads the bible.
What makes the people conducting the test that the participants are honest?
Why isn't the result that people are more ashamed to admit to their true number these days.
Maybe people lie to seem more innocent these days, compared to before when people lied to seem more sexually experienced.

>>79986497
Did /r90k/ get out of their cage?

>>79986594
why would the people of today be more ashamed of it compared to their parents?

>>79983520
Yeah try that shit today you will be labeled a sex offender to everyone in the room. the girl will be weirded out even if you are a solid 9 or 10 (although it may be possible with those numbers), and even approaching women randomly is 'creepy ' behavior.

>>79986497
>and that your average woman has 20+ partners by the time she's 18

But that's true, not everyone is a fucking hamplanet roastie who smells of mayo like you.

>>79986594
True but I think its the internet porn that is effeminizing people now. Why go out when you can say in and jack off?
Porn is bad when its so easily accessible

>>79986594
This sounds like bullshit because people pride themselves on whorishness. If anything the partner number is inflated.

>>79986580
Not at all, but hypergamy absolutely does ruin civilizations and has ruined ours. Like I said though, the combination of a dissolution of the social fabric coupled with incoming hard economic times have pretty much already sealed the fate for the West as we currently know it. I agree with you that the dude should go out and indulge because it's far too late to save this leviathan.

>>79986647
Because people today arrange things like slut walks and talk about stuff like sex shaming.
And their parents most certainly did not but lived in the era of the remnant of free love.
I remember when we were given questions for statistics on drug use I always lied about doing a ton of shit.
I don't trust statistics one bit. Never have.

>>79986655
sure thing bud

>>79986678
Cowardly scum like you will be the first for the rope. We will be the saviors of the west and you will beg us for protection and we will say no.

>>79986655
I had a friend whos brother inlaw had metal problems and was violent and never washed his hands after shitting and was all around gross.
One time he convinced this 18 year old waif to come cross country to fuck him and it was so traumatic she had to be hospitalized

>>79986706
Oof, hit a nerve didn't I?

Stop eating like shit and hit the treadmill and maybe a man will want to fuck you.

>>79986699
>Because people today arrange things like slut walks and talk about stuff like sex shaming.

exactly. which means people aren't ashamed of it one bit. it's the exact opposite.

>>79983520

Yes. You had things like the pill that gave people the idea that suddenly sex was entirely risk free. This was of course before people really were aware of things like STDs.

But the key lies primarily in hooking up with strangers in places where nobody knows who you are. Being known as a slut is always something most women want to avoid, either because they get flak from other women or because dudes might just get too eager. However, when you're just hooking up with a stranger, in a place where nobody knows you, you're free from the possibility of being known as a slut. It's the same reason people slut it up when they go to college or open air festivals.

>>79986720
You are talking about the turner diaries right? you know that shit doesnt work out like that in real life

>>79986745
No, it means people are ashamed of it and feel bullied by people for it, so they need to be reminded that you shouldn't be bullied for enjoying sex.
The world of today is far more prudish than the world of the 60s.

>>79985356
busy. posting on /tv/

she is fucking other people. open relationships are for girls to cheat. she's less busy than you think. well, busy sleeping around I guess

>>79986779
>No, it means people are ashamed of it and feel bullied by people for it, so they need to be reminded that you shouldn't be bullied for enjoying sex.

you're so fucking delusional lol

is it the opposite day or something? what the fuck am i even reading?

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>>79986777
I read the Turner Diaries and the most conspicuous thing to me was the subplot where they warn "we have to overthrow society BEFORE they finish constructing a searchable computerized tracking system of the movement and activities of all citizens, because with a tool like that the Jews will be able to rule everything forever and there will never be a revolution"

>>79986823
You dont know about todays youth do you? teenagers are WAY more conservative in the last 5 years, way more.
Not twentysomthings Im talking 13 to 19 yearolds

>>79986818
Why people can't fucking speak English properly?

>>79986874
The poll in question was specifically of 20 to 24 year olds...

>>79986823
Are people today feeling bullied for having sex?
If yes, does this mean they are having more or less sex than before?
If less, why where their parents not bullied for having more sex?
If more, why do the statistics show they are having less sex?
If it is because they feel bullied, could it be they are lying on how much sex they are having even to anonymous questions?

Think you a little about before answer.

>>79986874
there's no sense in arguing with you if you the think that the general social climate of today is more conservative than it used to be

hippy freelove was a thing in cultural hotspots throughout a pretty short amount of time
you think that was indicative of the way your average person in the world, or even the US viewed and treated sexual relations, you're deluded

>>79986867
Well we are all fucked then. I'm moving to siberia to be a fur trapper

>>79986901
where are you even getting this idea that they're bullied for having sex from?
it's the exact opposite, there are literally no limitations and social stigmas attached to it in 1st world countries

>>79986919
anecdotally speaking young people are rebelling against the social norm of permissiveness.
Again from what ive seen personally

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>>79986924
It is kind of fucked up. The book was written in 1978. When was "The System" complete, about 1995?

It's like we were born in Rome the year after the Visigoths sacked the place, literally the wrong generation to change the course.

>>79985864
>written on toilet paper

>>79986962
You are reading me wrong, I'm not saying they ARE bullied, I am saying they FEEL bullied. A great big difference.
If they didn't FEEL bullied why would they arrange slut walks and talk about sex shaming, slut shaming, etc. Because they perceive that there is someone reacting negative towards their lifestyle.

>>79987020
You're talking to more than one person here so don't go ahead and think your conversational partner is slandering you but I gotta say I think you're a complete cunt and you can shove your "Citation needed. Lol not THAT citation, it's just a fake psychological trick" rhetoric right up your ass.

>>79987020
Because women are judgmental of other women and always will be.
You can't be a slut AND have everyone like you, its just not gonna happen.
A slut to me is someone that fucks around on their boyfriend.
A slut to most women are pretty girls

>>79986720
Kek, sure thing bud. SOMETHING will emerge from the ashes of Western society, but I highly doubt it'll be your 1488 Natsoc fantasy-state

>>79986969
you mean young people on this website right?
if you think that's your average instagram teen, once again, you're crazy

>>79983520
In the original book they were both like 10-11, he takes them to his flat, makes them drunk and rapes them. I never really got that part of the book, I may ask lit later.

>>79987020
slut walks are about removing the stigma from the word slut
it's not like the word just appeared out of nowhere post 1990s

they've always been called sluts and stigmatised for having a high number of sexual partners, it's just that they're finally fighting back against it

that doesn't prove that they're being bullied more whatsoever

>>79987154
No like in real life, people that ive met. Not abstracted Instagram celebrities. Not media real people in the town where I live

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>>79987146

>>79987214
guess what, your anecdotal evidence is different to mine.

if only there was a way to see which anectodal examples are closer to the truth..oh wait, you reject that evidence

>>79987200
>>79987105
maximum bait. not falling for it.

>>79987260
You do know what anecdotal means right? you fuck.

>>79984072
>>79983732
The stool part really brings it together

>>79987229
And? Do you think I like Islam? I utterly despise Islam, but it occurs to me more and more that Islam is filling a spiritual gap in a Western civilization that has devolved into nihilism

>>79987328
Good time to start a cult, need to stock up on flavor-aid

>>79987328
Wasn't arguing with you. It's just... a missed narrative, isn't it? It's the 21st century, we're supposed to become more prosperous and educated and unified as a species and instead THIS is the biggest century for Islamic growth since the fucking 8th century. Doesn't that in and of itself disprove absolutely everything "civilized" people believed about the future?

Like in the early days of the Internet most people were cynical atheists online and it was thought that the widespread adoption of the Internet would cause more people to become atheists as the sum total of human knowledge becomes so widely and freely available, but nope. A man will use a portable supercomputer he can hold in the palm of his hand that can access any piece of information in human history for it's 4K HDR camera to transmit millions of bytes of data per second wirelessly for thousands of miles, and he will use it to saw another man's fucking head off because he feels the other guy inadequately follows traditions set down over a millennium ago by an unapologetic polygamist pedophile mass murderer.

Just take in the scale of how fucked up each element of that is.

>>79987545
ever notice how alot of white isam converts are all red head freckle faced gingers. Like they got sick of being teased and bullied and decided fuck you all i'm joining the caliphate

>>79987328
That has nothing to with a spiritual gap, it's because white birth rates are plummeting and mud skins breed like roaches. White people aren't converting to Islam.

>>79987704
My next door neighbor actually has two wives How can I compete with their output

>>79986497
18? More like 14

>>79987704
No, but white people are largely spiritually ineffectual and philosophically bankrupt. Christianity, for instance, is no longer a proselytizing religion in the West. Islam is. In fact, many imams go around to prisons to recruit criminals and the underclass into their faith. Coupled with their birthrates, I predict Islam will continue to grow ever larger in the West unless met by some similarly youthful and fanatical opposition moral system

>>79988009
Yes I'm sure dudes convert in prison because they want spiritual guidance and not for the fact that they get better halal food and extra privileges

>>79988057
In which case "secular" governments are intentionally promoting Islam. To what end?

Hey /tv/, this weekend i fucked a perfect 10/10 18yo with the tightest ass you've ever seen. Best fuck i've had and i totally shredded that pussy.

>>79983548
If it's set in the future then why are they using records?

>>79988082
All I know is its probably the jews behind it

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>>79988124
They're audiophiles

>>79986150
I could really use some extra cash, I am in need of it for medical treatment. I accept paypal.

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>>79985864
>>79986993
There is hope for /tv/ yet, especially for something so blatantly obvious.

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>>79987545
People take that same camera and post cat vidoes on jewtube. what's your point? That you only watch beheadings? That's on you.

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>>79988176
>Lemonade
The person in your pic sure as shit isn't

>>79988548
Are you really equivocating someone who films Epic Cat Fails with someone who films a man having his head sawn off as equally valid uses of technology

>>79983520
With those clothes even I could do a threesome.

>>79988608
Sounds like that's what you are doing, tard.

>>79988726
I didn't bring up fucking cat videos, you did

>>79983520
If I remember correctly, in the book they were like twelve or thirteen, it was much more lewd.

>>79985102
>>79984675
You're broken, and you will suffer.

>>79988755
I actually think one of them was around 10, and it was not consensual.

Of course in the book Alex is 15, but still, salty stuff for a 50 year old book

>>79983520

dude, would you like to know how easy it is to get laid at college?

>>79988840
Yeah, I haven't read it since high school, but I remember liking all the funny Russian words. The ending is much less realistic than Kubrick's, although I understand what he was trying to do.

>>79984690
that nigga looks like spiderman and then you got quasimodo over there too, jesus christ.

>been following this 9/10 on IG for a few weeks
>message her on a Saturday, we have a short convo
>later in the evening she asks if I'm doing anything
>we meet-up and its her and and an even more attractive friend
>purposely choose a shitty bar but make sure they drink and that I engage them conversationally
>at the peak of conversation I say, "this bar is trash lets go to my house I have free beer and better music"
>get to my house, continue drinking/talking, I play some P4k R&B
>IG girl gets real close when we speak, so I lean in and we're kissing hard right away, and she begins taking off her cheap blouse
>I turn around with a hand down IG girl's pants and the friend is just watching with a smile

Long story short, the friend didn't want to fuck, and I didn't push it. She watched the whole time though and blew me near the end.

I've never actually had a threesome.

>>79989497
>posting fake stories on 4chan

>>79989497
sounds believable, the 9/10 was probably a high 7 and her friend was a 3