ITT: We translate famous movie quotes from English to Norm Macdonald.

>>79974299
Adam Egret sucks

>>79974299
Well ah, now frankly Scarlett, I don't ah - I'll give ya a lot of things. A horse, a house... a chicken pot pie, I'll even give ya a knuckle sandwich. But there's only one thing I don't give ya. Know what it is?... A damn! - now I believe...

When's the show coming back you old cunt

>>79974299
>yeah, he's probably wondering why some fella would shoot an old hunk of coal before tossin him out of the fuckin plane. that's just my opinion, though

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>Well, eeeeeeh, if ya really want to know eeeeh where ya outta go and whatnot, I eeeeh, I gotta just lay my cards on the table here Scarlett, all things considered I just don't give a good gosh dang. Call me a cantankerous old so and so but that's just the way I feel about it.

You're eeeeeeeeeh...pretty big

>hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, wait a minute here, you mean to tell me, you, are talking to, me?

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>Boy Toto, I gotta tell ya. I'm looking around this place and uh, I gotta say, it don't look much like Kansas to me. I mean, I don't know why I'm telling you this, what with you being a dog and all and not being able to speak English or now how to identify Kansas from site. Guess ya just gotta get things off your chest some times.

>>79974452
never.

>>79974686
>>79974502
It's kind of how he talks, but without any jokes.

Remember: Norm is always telling a joke.

>>79974780
>now don't laugh at this next part, "African-Americans!"

>>79974299
Hahaaaa ehh I'll be back in a jiffy. Though I could die also... It's a possibility!

>Look doc, I gotta be straight with you here. When I look around, y'know like ya do...all I see... IS A BUNCH OF DEAD FELLAS.

>ehhhhhh hey, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where's ehhhhhh Billy ehhhhhhhhh?
>he's at school
>ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haha oh right ehhhhhhh

>>79974299
>Waltz starts having sex with the horse's head. Tom Hagen starts yelling "what the hell are you doing? that's kitchener leslie's girlfriend!"

All right, now that we got this whole DOOR business out of the way, wait, where the hell are ya? Oh, I see ya over there. Anyway, HEEERE'S JOHNNY! Ya remember that old fucker Carson? Yeah, never invited me on his show. When I finally got a call from them and they asked me to be on, they tried to make it sound like this big deal ya know? But then they said that Leno would be hosting when I went on. (Snorts) Like it's the same fucking thing or something.

>>79974452
New episode every monday according to his page.

I'll always fear a dog named Beau

https://youtu.be/G1VIr7bmduM