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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Where did it all go wrong
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>>79968985
I read this big thing about how The Hobbit production was a mess because Del Toro left and Jackson came back but the studio refused to push the release date. And on top of that they requested a trilogy which was never planned for by the writers/pre production team. So everything was a super rushed mess. According to Jackson they didn't have props for a lot of scenes and they would arrive on set without any storyboards some days. While I don't think they're great movies I think it's pretty impressive that they're not abysmally awful. I think it really speaks to Jackson's skill that he was able to make something at least entertaining/watchable.
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>>79969157

Yeah I saw a video about exactly this. After seeing it I can't exactly blame him completely for their failures.

HOWEVER, I don't know the full story, and some of the decisions made, especially regarding CGI, were fucking terrible and I imagine he had to have had a say in that.
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I don't remember you fags complaining during this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DvBE7Vt7Vg
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>>79969477
That's true, the CGI is pretty shit. But I think that comes back to the issue that they were so unprepared. I think it was out of necessity rather than a choice made freely. They probably just had to fix things in post because the option to do it practically on the day just wasn't available.
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>>79969157
they made it a trilogy.
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>>79969585
except thats actually reasonable and cool
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>>79969585
Nigger, that's widely regarded as a ridiculous scene.
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>>79969676
>>79968985
meant it for this post.
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>>79969585
While that's goofy, it's done practically. I don't usually believe in the whole practical vs CGI circlejerk but the fact that Orlando Bloom (or a stunt double) actually rode that shield down those stairs helps me buy into it. It's goofy but possible. OP's video is so unrealistic and fake, I can't buy into it for a second
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>>79968681
>someone wrote, story-boarded, approved, filmed and edited this
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>tfw looking at hobbit concept art compared to what we got
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>>79969750

Not concept art, but definitely related
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>>79969393
This one always kills me
who the fuck sees this and goes YEP, PRINT THAT SHIT
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>>79969393
There's one shot in here of Orlando Bloom lazily hopping against a green screen that is just so incongruous to everything else going on
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>>79969771
yeah the cgi orcs were really fuckin retarded
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>>79969771
>should our gundabad orcs have a culturally unique look?
>nah just copy/paste cgi uruk hai
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>>79969849

I actually like this
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>>79969585
Surfing a shield isnt like the hobbits shit
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>>79969849
>archers firing up a hill
>lined up at the bottom just waiting to get raped by cavalry
it's like this fucker never played a total war game
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>>79969585
1, people complain about that scene all the time.
2, even still, it's nowhere near the level of absurdity of its Hobbit counterpart.
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>>79970459
>attack_of_the_clones.webm
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>>79969849
Thats pretty fucking sweet, actually.
Love seeing dwarves fuck up some elves
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hey guys uh what's so funny? haha
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>>79970459
>that water
These really are the prequels of the generation
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>>79969750
THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM, ALAN LEE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE INVOLVED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>79969849
What in the actual fuck is going on here? Were they ballista shots?
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>>79969585
If you are going to bring up ridiculous Legolas action from LotR, at least cite the Mumakil scene.

Even that works though, since you have the nice payoff with Gimli.
Having Gimli to joke about it only counting as one kill really does wonders for grounding the scene.
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>>79969393
>the boulder being thrown
my sides are gone
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>this thread
The balrog still looks great to this day. What the fuck happened?
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>>79970459
Wow I didn't even remember this part
the water in witcher looks realer than this
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>>79969393

You know, the thing is, I've seen a "falling stone" or "falling block" hopping scene in animation and in CGI before, and, while, not believable, I've seen it look a HELL of a lot better than this. Which tells me no one fucking cared to even make the hugely unbelievable thing look decent.

And that's my real problem.

Yes, it's stupid they decided to do it at all, but the real issue is that they didn't even fucking do it WELL.
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>>79968681
what build is that?
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>>79970670
>>79970523
>>79970566
>>79970459
People talking about the water, but the bad green screen effects that are fucking up the outlines of the characters is even more unforgivable. The bridge or whatever the fuck they're running on is even worse than the water, and the water is really fucking bad. Not to mention the lighting on the characters looks washed out and terrible.

Fucking Guild Wars 2 has better water effects.
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>>79970597
Yeah, the dwarves had some artillery mounted up on the hill behind them. The footage should be on youtube.
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>>79969730

>filmed
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I like it, it does feel like a prequel in every regard
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>>79969849
Post the Elves jumping from Dwarves onto Orcs
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>>79970785

These movies are full of horrible green screen effects
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>>79970855
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>>79970814
Is this deleted scenes?

God what the fuck Jackson? What the fuck in the worst way
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>>79970856
this one is not so bad cgi wise, just bilbo looks faded and out of place
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>>79970899
Yeah, deleted shit. They were duking it out before the Orcs showed up instead of just flexing at each other
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how was the reception of these films?
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>>79970887
this triggered me so fucking hard in the theater. I was so excited to see dwarf shield wall vs orcs and of course faggot elves have to backflip into the mix
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>>79970933
>deleted shit

That has been put back into the movies for the "extended edition"
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>>79970934
...Are you 11 or something?

Normies liked it but everyone with a bit of taste thought it was terrible.
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>>79970887
unironically there were actual people being those elves,
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>>79971000
imagine how fucking ridiculous they felt there
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>>79970459
What Sega Dreamcast game is this?
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>>79968681
This scene is cool as fuck and would never have been possible with practical effects!
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>>79970887
what's the point of having a wall of shields if faggot orc are not gonna clash it first
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>game of thrones has less CGI and more practical effects
really left me thinking
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>>79971087

dude elves lmao
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>>79971027
tru
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Someone post the molten american cheese statue already.
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>>79970606

I think this is the worst offender in terms of CGI. I've seen better cloth physics in PS2 games And those god awful textures.
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>>79971047
Crazy Taxi
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The looney tunes tone of the movies was as offensive as the bad CG. I get that the hobbit is supposed to be light-hearted, but there had to be a better way
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>>79968681

WHAT SEGA CD GAME IS THIS
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>>79971099
don't get me wrong, i fucking hate this movie as much as the guy next to me but the way they cgi'd gold was pretty cool
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>>79970856
I'm not bothered by the whole wyvern shit, but that whole design really looks like they had front legs and just removed them without altering the proportions further.
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>>79971175
> the way they cgi'd gold was pretty cool
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I remember the LotR trilogy being almost as bad. I don't know why everyone raves about it.
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>>79969393
This defies the laws of physics right?
Every action has an equal reaction?
I know it's a movie with elves and shit but still that just bothers me.
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>>79970993
>Normies liked it
So the people that actually matter.
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>>79971202
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>>79970459
>>79970606
These scenes didn't look this bad in theaters.

This is why you have to see movies in glorious 24fps. Fuck the 48fps/blu-ray memes.
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>>79971234
>So the people that actually matter.
No the people that actually matter are the people on the ISS, the people who develop cures for genetic diseases, and the people who work their asses off every day to make sure Trump does not cause the collapse of the United States.
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>>79970887

POINTLESS SHIELDWALL
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The Hobbit movies get shit on a ton, deservedly so, but was there anything you really liked about them? I thought Thorin's death was done very well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQL0DkdOuw

It was surreal to watch a legitimately emotional and powerful scene after sitting through two hours of ps3 cutscenes
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>>79969393
this sequence might not have broken my suspension of disbelief if legolas only jumped 1 or 2 stones like that, not 15+
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>>79971259
This
Every time I hear about the 4k and all that shit, it makes everything look like a soap opera
the only time I want something to look real is when i play video games
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>>79971305
>trying to inject your politics into a thread about shit CGI

Also in the context the people of matter are the ones that earn them the biggest profit, so you are wrong.
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are there more webms like this from other movies im dying
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>>79971259
>This is why you have to see movies in glorious 24fps.
To trick yourself into thinking that what is obviously shit actually looks good? Kill yourself, fool.
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>>79971329
I can't
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why are these threads so good?
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>>79971371
because the movies are so bad

it's like pottery
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>>79971342
>profit is the most important criterion that makes a good movie

you just invalidated anything and everything you could possibly say
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>>79971320
>It was surreal to watch a legitimately emotional and powerful scene after sitting through two hours of ps3 cutscenes
Reminds me of something similar
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WHAT SEGA SG-1000 GAME IS THIS
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>>79969393
THANKS MARIO BUT THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
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>>79971415
>implying that isn't cumworthy actionkino
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>>79971360
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>>79971305
You literal autists need us to say "people that actually matter for the movie to make a profit" because you take things that literally?
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>>79971202
I remember reading somewhere that molten gold actually does look super fucking weird. I never bothered to find out for myself though.
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>>79971449
Bomb Jack
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>>79971504
it's like a real life pepe
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>>79970486
Archers can displace to the back of the ranks pretty quickly. It's common m8.
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>>79971504
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>>79971329
>>79971360
>>79971504
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>>79971527
>you have to read an encyclopedia to convince yourself that what you're seeing in the movie is realistic
o kay
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>>79970887

>elves jump over the shieldwall
>are now fighting orcs while the dwarves are pointing fucking spears at their back
>elves get knocked back into the spears

Pro tactics
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>>79971320
I honestly like the first one. It isn't perfect, but it doesn't go full retards like the sequels.
Its a movie I wouldn't mind rewatching on tv a boring sunday
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>>79970606
What Pixar film is this?
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>>79968681


HAHAHAHA Holy shit I'm so glad I didn't watch these pieces of shit. Peter Jackson is a 3-hit wonder.
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>>79971232
Yes, massively. The only way this would work is if each stepping stone was at least twice as massive as legolas, because of momentum and inertia.

Kicking off from a tiny rock would move the rock more than it moves you, especially if the only thing keeping the rock stable is its inertia right before it begins to plummet.
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>>79971722
I watched it to go back to middle earth desu
the first and second movie weren't that bad
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>>79969849
His reaction at the end is priceless.
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>>79971795
Second one was ass too

Only passable one was the first one.
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>>79971509
Yeah but who cares about that though? You really care that some jew made money more than how enjoyable/good the movie you're watching is? Fucking please.
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It's over everybody go home
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>>79971861
i hated everything peter jackson ever made. this shit just proves i was right all along

sorry not sorry
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>>79971861
The first half of the second one was passable. The second half was eh
Nothing will ever be as atrocious as the third
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>>79971871
This isn't /v/ faggot
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>>79971232
No, in the books elves are weightless or some shit like that
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>>79971871
should we tell them than the only mention of POC in tolkien's work was the people of far and near harad and literal orcs?
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>>79971937
BAHAHAHA THAT'S SO UNREALISTIC JRR TOLKIEN WAS A HACK
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>>79968681
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>>79971903
>hating the first trilogy
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>>79971992
yes, i am unique snowflake worship me
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>>79971980
I know right! let's go see some marvel movies instead my dude XD le pure KINO HAHAHA KINO KINO KINO!
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>>79971980
What else do you expect from someone who doesn't even think about the tax policy

but for real tho it happens in the lord of the rings too, when they're climbing the ice mountain, everyone is knee deep in snow except for Legolas
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>>79972031
This guy gets it. My man
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>>79971232
It would work but the stones need to be pretty massive since his steps don't visibly push them down.
If you had the muscles you could jump 40ft off the falling stones assuming they didn't just break under your kick.
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>>79971871
Someone going to tell me why they think that if we can't play elf man that we'll play this shitty game
bring back celebrimbor or no buy
nan ichir gelair mordor
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>>79971329
>>79971504
>>79971572
I cant stop fucking laughing holy shit
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>>79971983
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>>79972044
KINO
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>>79972148
>Bioware TOR animation.webm
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>>79972148
the fuck was happening in george's mind?
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>>79969771
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What do they mean by this?
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>>79972148
> these people get paid millions of dollars to dance around like this
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>>79972148
kek
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>>79972276
Only Sam Jackson and Ewan get paid that much, because they're big stars. Every other minor character or extra gets substantially less.
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>>79972148

Someone post that bioware MMO webm
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>>79972301
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>>79972148
God these children's fighting games are annoying.
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>> peter jackson on set hobbit
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>>79971171
Popful Mail
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>>79971504
>75K in debt going to top filmschool in the world
>doing this for 13 dollars an hour
>mfw
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>>79971717
Toy Story 2
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>>79968681
fuck this is why i need to re download the extended hobbit movies! is there more deleted scenes then the lotr extended cut?
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>>79970523
Clones from 2002 looks better than this...by far.
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>>79972360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-xCB35qOv8

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR THE IMCOMPLETE LINK THERE GENTS,
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>>79972403
looks more like he went to films instead of film school
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>>79970459
God, this looks awful. Even down to the little fake camera shake as Legolas passes by on the bridge.
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>>79969585
The dumbest part was how he managed to slide the shield forward somehow with enough force to pierce an orc through his armor and impale him.
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>>79972475
And the way the camera jarringly stops at the end of that dolly
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>>79969585
To be fair, that's sick as fuck.
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>>79968681
>>79969393
holy fuck. This is real? I'm so glad I never watched anything beyond the first one.
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>>79971202

>when someone posts this as a thread with no words in the subject or comment
>300 replies
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>>79972148
Is this a screen test or whatever they're called like the one that's out there of that Wolverine movie? I wanna see a full version of this
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>>79969585
nothing unreasonable about that scene other than it being cheesy

i don't see any cgi either
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>>79969585
I thought it was retarded but it was just one small thing so I didn't go autistic about it.
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>>79968681
anybody got the green screen version of this?
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>>79968681
demon hunters are fucking cancer
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>>79970887
so what the hell was the point of the shield wall if they are just gonna jump over it and have their backs against spears? holy shit
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>>79970932

Look at his claw on the left side of the screen
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>>79971329
it's actually kinda neat to see stuff like that
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>>79970856
Remember when he was going to have 4 legs but then Skyrim came out and they changed it in order to synergize?
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>>79971975
>>79971871
Should we also tell them that LOTR is meant to be a native mythology for England since it was lost after 1066? And therefore only white people should be in the stories?
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Jesus fuck the hobbit movies were bad. I love LOTR and I wanted the hobbit to be good, but the moment I started seeing the weekly/monthly blog bts things I knew something was wrong. It looked off. Then I saw it. Then I saw the second, then the third. I dont think ill ever watch them again.
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Why did they keep cutting back to them? It felt so forced and awkward
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>>79970887

Best part is how the elves just disappear.
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>>79971415
>repeats the same window jump ridiculous amount of times
>finally let the guy hit the ground
>says fuck it and throws in one last repeat
kek okay they must have known what they were doing here.
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>>79972847
This, to be quite honest family

I can understand having a dark skinned person in a crowd in a trading city
Maybe they're passing through
Whatever

But like half the reaction shots were of them
And they, of course, got the blackest most ayyfrican looking extras possible.

Clearly a response to that lawsuit about a proud POC being rejected as a hobbit extra
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Did they blow all their cgi team on azog and smaug

If so why extensively use cgi when they had prosthetic teams and hordes of plans for azog and others to not be cgi
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>>79969849
I like it
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>>79972853
holy shit fucking kek
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>>79972893
Because that would require YEARS of pre-production, which they didn't have and no studio will ever grant a director that much time ever again. LotR was a miracle and we'll never see anything like it.
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>>79972889
POC?
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>>79972991
Avatar wants a word with you.
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Why does cgi still look like video games? De we need quantum computers to make that quantum leap of realism?
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>>79972889
>>79973025
never mind thought for a sec and realized its probably person of color
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>>79972938
Yeah he shouldn't have posted that one. But i guess it's not that hard to realistically animate what is essentially a bunch of lines flying.
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>>79973037
It doesn't, you just only notice it when it does.
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>watched Hobbit 2 due to friends at the time

Was Hobbit 3 worth it?
Don't know, though this shit makes the shield thing seem borderline.
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>>79972889
Could you imagine showing up to a movie shoot to play "Background Hobbit #4" and being told to fuck off?

I'd abstain from filing a lawsuit and take that shame to my fucking grave but I guess we can't have shame in 2k17
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>>79969585
That's just some mad fucking steez, bro
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>>79972828
I heard it was because of how Sherlock was moving around during the voice recording.
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>>79973238
There's no way they really used his body mocap for Smaug
No fucking way
Smaug's body is just too inhuman for there to be anything useful to be gleaned by Bendydick Cuminhersnatch's writhing around
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>>79973025
People Of Crime
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>>79973159
the 3rd 1 is the worst of the 3 movies but not by that much since they're all crap
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>>79969585
What do you expect, LoTR has always been shit and now that /v/ I mean /tv/ is shitting on the Hobbit trilogy while still enamored by the original movies shows how blinded by nostalgia they are.
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>>79973268
facial movements/acting for the animators to copy

people that get paid to animate computer dragons need a reference point for human emotional signifiers, they sure as shit weren't doing it themselves
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>>79973279
>People Of Crime
>person of color
whats the difference?
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>>79973327
yeah he sort of just did that joke anon
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>>79973320
His face, maybe
But not his body.
Look at this crap
https://youtu.be/dB-LtISVmTU?t=52s

They must be rusing
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>>79970654
why the fuck is it travelling in slow motion?
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Imagine if you could hook J. R. R. Tolkien up to the device from Clockwork Orange and make him watch the Hobbit Trilogy, then make him watch a five-hour long YouTube video of some fat nerd playing Shadows of Mordor II.
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>>79973431
hows he supposed to dodge it if it goes faster you dumbass
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>>79971329
>this is not an SNL parody
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>>79973471
t. peter jackson
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>>79973477
>greenscreen intensifies
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>>79971202
Thought I was watching the dragon castle scene of the first shrek movie
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>>79972520
what anime?
>>
Yeah, what anime is this?
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>>79971660
Yeah the 100 foot tall statues of gold dwarves that melt from the inside out and startle a dragon that I've seen in real life don't look anything like this.
Don't get offended m8 it looks pretty bad I'm just taking the piss
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>>79971305
God do you faggots ever stop crying about Trump? It's going to be 8 long years if you're going to keep this shit up.
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>>79973450
This is the saddest thing I read all day.
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>>79972187
HOW CAN HUAMANS EVEN COMPETE
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>>79973794
impeached
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*wilhelm scream*
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>>79971527
Molten gold looks like any molten metal. But they thought it wouldn't look like gold then so they went with this bullshit
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>>79972148
>>79972229
>>79972276

Maybe it's a form of shadowboxing and they are all practicing their lightsaber techniques.
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>>79973773
The very first shot looks somewhat convincing. Even the metal melting (ps I've seen videos of solid metalloid substances melting, and it looks kind of like that. I bet they saw those same videos too) but the rest is just horrifically cartoonish.
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>>79971871
>>79972063
>>>/v/
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>>79972148
https://youtu.be/iXYmFqEkCGQ
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>>79971202
>A FUCKING BOUNCY CASTLE
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>>79968681
The Hobbit is supposed to be fun. The Hobbit is basically Indiana Jones to LotR's Star Wars.

The Hobbit trilogy is one of those movies that for some weird reason works waaay better on TV than a movie theater.
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>>79974085
wat
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>>79973557
First thing I thought was it looked like Bobby Moynihan
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>>79973450
Why would I do such a horrible thing
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgqIh5F_rqE
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>>79969393
elves are weightless you retard

they walk on snow and shit

this scene actually makes sense
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>>79970459
What Dynasty Warriors game is this?
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>>79973829

We all know that isn't happening
>>
>ywn go to the theater and be disappointed by the hobbit
>ywn analyze it to find out what went wrong for the first time again
>ywn go to the second film expecting it to be better again
>ywn never go to the third film saying how could it be worse than the second one again

I miss my yearly disappointment and so close to new years it gave me something that was somehow more depressing
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>>79974085
whats going on here
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>>79974298
as someone that did that 5x over its not worth it.

Years later and i am still finding stuff wrong so i just gave up and went back to rewatching LOTR like everyone else.
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>>79974085
One of these characters is played by a real actor, the other is not.

Can you tell which one?
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>>79972301
kek

I remember someone actually trying to justify how this would work without breaking the laws of physics in one of these threads
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>>79973026
Nice try, kid
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>this fucking thread
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>>79970856
jesus christ
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>>79974085
Eh, that;s kind of funny
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>>79974410
i like the show but I can't justify it at all.
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>>79971099
there's no way this is real, this has to be an edit with unfinished material
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>>79973829
>impeached

Cause the American public wants Pence instead of Drumpf
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>>79968681
>people unironically marathon these movies
>>
Daily reminder that the trilogy was mostly shit due to Jackson cleaning up del Toro's mess and basically having no pre-production time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk
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>>79973450
The man saw most of his friends die in WWI then watched his son go to fight in WWII. He'd probably just be all polite and British about the whole affair, then in the evening sit down with his pipe and a glass of brandy and write a letter where he courteously dismisses everyone involved as morons.
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>>79974410
>laws of physics
>star wars
>>
>>79970459
What Atari 3000 game is this?
>>
>>79973398
never go full retard
>>
>>79974559
Why do people grow beards then save the mustache off? I mean his would look like shit either way but still
>>
>>79974594
people wont care that it wasnt jackson's fault. they'll blame him like warren beatty
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>>79971202
What caramel chocolate is this?
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>>79972337
>>
There are four effects I recall from the original trilogy that are pretty fucking shitty.
1. Legolas shield surfboard
2. Legolas rotates on to the back of a horse in mid gallop
3. Legolas slides down an elephant trunk
4. A few horses ride out of Helms Deep and all the orcs just fall like dominoes

The thing is, those movies didn't suck. The Hobbit sucked, so no one is willing to put up with this shit.
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>>79974817
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>>79968681
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>>79971329
>>79971504
>>79971572
I'm dying
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>>79973794
>implying he'll even get to 4
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>>79974822
This wasn't too good either.
>>
>>79968681
Holy shit, don't remember that being that bad
>>
>>79970486

I bet you were one of those fucking losers who picked Macedonia and just sat at spawn with their line of phalanx.

You people sucked dick and I always picked artillery against you because I know it's what you'd do.
>>
>>79974947
I assume there is some One Ring magic at play but yeah I think the physics of falling that far into lava would not work out that way. I think your body would react like it was hitting a flat hard surface, that's how water is. That was a long way down.
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>>79974822
All of those were pretty good except the elephant scene
>>
>>79968681

does anyone have webms of the extended scenes that are full of insane Orc gore?
>>
>>79972148
This looks so fucking autistic
>>
Someone post Alfrid's death scene.
>>
>>79969393
OHP THERE GOES GRAVITY MOMS SPAGHETTI
>>
>>79968681
I genuinely thought this was from that ridiculous chinese live action anime thing that gets posted here
>>
>>79975066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-fSVZS2VyU
>>
>>79974521
That's why he chose Pence.
That was some 4d chess shit, now he's unimpeachable, Pence was his ace in the hole
>>
>>79971975

>people are unable to travel
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>>79975119
>that comedy flicker/sound effect from the stone
Fuck these movies
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>>79975119
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>>79975119
Did that make it to the theaterical cut? I don't remember it.
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>>79974521
As a liberal, I'd feel safer with Pence, even though he's so ultra-conservative. It's (almost) a choice between Turmp and Bush. Bush seems almost good today. He knows people are starting to feel that way about him. That's why he finally came out of hibernation the other day.
>>
>>79974863
What movie?
>>
>>79970856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjSw-4qcgM
How is it that sean connery cgi looks more realistic than this crap?
>>
>>79975119
whats wrong with gandalf's staff
>>
>>79975313
Problem Child 2
>>
>>79975119
Even the coin looks fake as fuck. A fucking coin.
>>
>>79974085
good lord are we sure this wasn't ment as a action comedy movie?
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>>79972301

>The jedi were once fighting in a slow old school 7 samurai way.
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>>79975456
Which Zelda game is this?
>>
>>79975056

related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aTPiShcm78
>>
>>79975456
glorious fishfighting style
>>
>>79975464
I really feel like I've been transported to the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
>>
>>79975456
Nothing wrong with this, it's a pre-vis, it's supposed to look super basic
>>
>>79971871
You are a ranger in Shire/Bree area and get your missions from Aragorn and your task is to protect the hobbits from a far, investigate burrows, check out caverns for goblin activity, track wargs, search for troll trails..etc. This would be an awesome open world game. Instead we get this shitty edgy mordor wars blabla balrogs, new rings of powers...whatever. you have the best license in the world and you come up with these shit?
>>
>>79975456
All the great CGI in the world can't make that idea any less stupid.
>>
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>>79972847
4/5 into the movie they thought, "oh shit maybe middle earth is racis. We need some non whites."

I had to laugh during the screening. As like at half way through or something I asked a friend why middle earth has only white people. Suddenly toward the end, this scene.
>>
Hobbit Battle Of The Five Armies: Creature Concept Art
>>
just so people know my dick is 4,5 inches.
>>
>>79975617
>>
>>79975646
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>>79973794
Republicans only need 1 more state and we can call a constitutional convention and remove or extend term limits, I think 16 would be a good number to ensure maximum leftist hysteria. At the rate they're going, where they only trying to appeal to tiny minorities while simultaneously screeching about Russia, it will be a cake walk.
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>>79975646
Extremely cool
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>>79975671
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>>79975119
K I N O
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>>79975456
The bilbo scene wasn't too bad
>>
>>79975694
back to your containment board no one cares about your normie red team blue team bullshit here
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>>79975709
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>>79975749
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>>79971415
Are you aware that steven seagal produced and starred in 8 movies in the last year, with 3 more in post production?

What the hell is that motherfucker smoking?
He completed almost a movie a month for an entire year.
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>>79975646
this is epic if it was in the movie
>>79975617
this lightly so but still better then other shitt then the vanilla
>>
>>79975464
The green screen keying in this is probably the worst of seen in a while.
>>
>>79975694
>Trump being in office for 16 terms
He's 70 how old again? And he's done how much coke and eaten how much kentucky fried chicken?
>>
>>79975778
>>
>>79974180
holy shit they really did
>>
>>79971871
AYO HOL UP
>>
>>79974180
>Wilhelm that fucking loud

What were they thinking?
>>
>>79975617
I actually like this one. Looks like a terrorbird.
>>
>>79970543
SPOT THE FUCKING MANLET AHAHAHAHA
>>
>>79975859
>>
>>79970543
THE DWARVES BETTER BE A MAIN CHARACTER IN WARCRAFT 2 AND NO BORING HUMAN
>>
>>79976025
>>
>>79975119

>Gandalfs staff crapping out like it's powered by a pair of AAA

Was this a fucking Duracell ad or something?
>>
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>>79976033
We can dream
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>>79975853
He doesn't do drugs, smoke, or drink but has guzzled more soda and eaten more fast food than most of us can probably imagine.
>>
>>79975485
Not one motherfucker leveled a spear before that chariot hit them?

Are they retarded?
>>
>>
>>79976140
>>
>>79975119
wtf
>>
>>79975164
>Defending this horseshit
>>
>Hobbit thread opens up.
>Suddenly autistic tantrums can be heard.
>Again.
Hmm...
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>>79974817
lmfao that is like ps2 quality animation
>>
>>79974817
>the guy running at 0:05
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>>79975747
I'm sorry m8, but which side started the political talk in this thread?

May want to check your eyes.
>>
>>79975456
did this actually happen? did he actually knock out two orcs with a fish?
>>
>>79975859
>>79975749
>>79975778
>>79975709
>>79975671
>>79975646
>>79975617
>>79976140
How did Hackson manage to turn all this amazing concept art into sparkly generic action shit?

My ideal Hobbit is just one movie where the action is mostly lowkey and the tension slowly builds and it is actually loyal to the book, but damn what a payoff a 10 minute climactic battle with this stuff would be.

I think the worst parts of the Hackson Trilogy were

>added fighting early on (talk about ruining Bilbo's arc)
>added fighting on the river
>almost no Beorn
>added wood elves nonsense
>added plot nonsense at the city
>Dwarf battle with Smaug

You could chuck out all of that and just have this one giant battle at the end as payoff
>>
https://www.artstation.com/artist/wetaworkshopdesignstudio
You can check out some of the other designs here as well, too bad we got next to none of this stuff
>>
>>79974817
Not even Dark Souls 2 had animations this bad. Jesus Christ.
>>
>>79975782
some of those posters look better than the actual movies

also

>above the law 2

FUCK
>>
>>79971415

He snatched that guys mother fucker birthday like 20 times!
>>
>>79973025
Piece Of Caca?
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>>79971202
i love the dumbfounded look on its face and how he literally baka
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