>be me >kino expert >decide to go to film school >first

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>be me
>kino expert
>decide to go to film school
>first day
>classmates are a bunch of pretentious fags with criterion "collections" and blu-rays
>5'4 teacher goes around asks people for their favorite movie
>everyone gives pretentious pseudo-intellectual answers like 'Antichrist' and 'The Neon Demon'
>my turn comes
>"So anon, what is your favorite movie ?"
>'..............'
>"Anon ?"
>'........'
>"Is something wrong ?"
>'......'
>"Do you speak english"
>'......*nod* '
>"Alright then don't be afraid, tells us your absolute favorite movie"
>*put toothpick in my mouth*
>whole classroom is looking at me
>teacher gets intimidated and his legs literally start shaking wild
>'.....I drive'
>"U-h-hm .... o-o-ok, never heared of that movie"
>classroom goes silent for solid 14 seconds
>completely intimidated by me alpha attidute
>fast forward 13 months and still nobody talks to me because they are still intimidated and scared from me

How was your first day of film school ?