>Your business is solid, you have great work ethic and I really

I'm curious enough, any clips of this actually happening? does he do it that often?

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I really like your glasses, and they make me feel like a rock star, and you know I've always wanted to be a famous rock star, and for that reason I'm out.

>>79957484
It's a joke, guy

>>79958115

so there's no basis to it at all?

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>Your business is hemorrhaging money, there's no mass market appeal for it, and you've called me a bitch 8 times since I started this sentence. But, you're black and for that reason I'll give you everything you asked for.

>>79958176
Do you also think raimi posting is real too?

>>79958229

Raimiposting is over the top obvious racebait with zero subtlety or wit, not even comparable.

>>79957434
That's literally never happened though you fucking mong

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>I'm in, and for that reason, I'm out

>Your product is fantastic, and I was interested before anyone else was. So I am going to give you the offer that you asked for, but you have to agree right now and not entertain any other offers, and for that reason I'm out.

>>79958505
Kek

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>>79957434
>I don't even know what I'm doing here, for those reasons I'm out

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>>79958643
You forgot to use an image, and for that reason I'm out.

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>"You have until the end of this sentence to take my deal and for that reason, I'm out"

>>79958697
kek

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>I could make tons of money with zero effort just by making this deal but I'd rather lose money and make a deal with a fat crying woman so for that reason I am out.

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>if you so much as look at robert again, i'm out

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Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.

And for that reason, I'm out.

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"Do you have samples?"

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>"You're a dumb bimbo and no doubt the idiot men to my sides will fight over a deal with you and for that reason, I'm out"

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>"I'll give you everything you're asking for, under the condition that you have to be my friend and we must hang out AT LEAST once every two weeks. Please, I need this."

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>>79957434
>>79958184
What did Viper mean by this?

>>79959098
Sorry Robert, I'm going with Mark.

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>>79959202
>"Then your dog will be my new friend. I'm out"

>>79958848
I'm curious enough, any clips of this actually happening? does he do it that often?

>>79959304
he always tells a story before saying hes out

>>79958505
Underrated.

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>>79957434
>How exactly is that supposed to help my company absorb Wayne Enterprises? For that reason, I'm out.

>>79958505
>>79958697
Kek

>>79958505
Actually burst out laughing

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>>79959304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9AIqGyTgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyeXi0mS7Q0

>it's a Kevin reveals info about his secret elitist wine tasting society

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>"Look, you have a wonderful product, a brilliant mind and fantastic salesmanship and I believe one day you'll be making millions, and for that reason, I'm out"

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>You've won me over, so I'm coming back in. Originally your lack of sales made me wary of making a deal with you, but I feel your passion. You remind me of myself, just out there hustlin, doing what you gotta do to make that next buck or to get that next shipment out. Your charisma and that drive proves to me that you will make this work and you won't let me down, but for that reason I'm out.

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>i have no idea what I'm doing here. I don't understand your pitch, because it isn't about clothes. In fact, I don't understand 90% of the products that are shown here. Am I only here to meet some kind of diversity quota? Anyway, I'll casually name drop a celebrity I know, give you a terrible offer, give you 5 seconds to agree, then say "I'm out" so nobody knows I don't understand why I'm rich, because all I did was rebrand jeans for the urban crowd.

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>I could pay my crackhead step-cousin Bookie from Brooklyn $8 an hour and a pack of Kool cigarettes to follow me around all day to recreate your service at a fraction of the price you've laid out, and for that reason I'm out.

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>"I invested in Uber and Spotify, and for that reason, get out."

>>79959450
>the other sharks never believe him
>someone googles in during commercial break
>fuck me he's not lying
>evry time
They still question him

I don't like the American version of Dragon's Den. It's really mean. I've seen the American dragons insult the inventor, denigrate his or her business and when they like it not offer investment, but instead offer to just buy them out wholesale, and then fight with other sharks about who will own what percentage of the new business right in front of the guy without him even agreeing to the deal yet.

They are also far too wealthy for me to believe that they actually give a shit any of the businesses put before them. They are billionaires for fuck's sake.

They also talk about themselves way too much.

It's a lot like the Japanese version, but in that version the people usually come on and blatantly beg for money while the rich tigers berate them for becoming such a failure that this is what their lives have become.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6dT9kGOekk

>>79960303
Seems to be a general theme of American daytime tv. Like, Gordon Ramsay's american shows are always much more rude than than the British versions.

>>79960303
we want to see products, banter, and people crying

no one gives a fuck about the actual deals