>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured

is thicc christina best?

>>79957390
Have you seen this losers old tweets about how his gold digger wife's "puss/brown area/taint still p0wns my dick" after 10 years

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>>79957863

>>79957717
yes

her body is on that knife edge of perfect thiccness

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>>79958137

>>79957390
>this level of projection
You need to understand that other people are not as insecure or as obsessed with cuck fetish porn as you are.

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>>79958175
is she still currently thicc or has she since lost weight?

>>79957717
>is thicc ______ best

YASSSSS

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>>79958251

>>79957390
At least he have a wife.
Something /tv/ will never have

>>79958314
he have wife?

his gut probably did bump up against her butt, it's hard to not notice a presence that big within your vicinity which is probably why the reacted like it
"why is the floor vibrating, are we having an earthquake? *looks behind* oh nvm it's just kevin smith"

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kevin lost

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>>79958251
last week thicc or fat u decide

>>79959522

Why do women think onesies are fashionable

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Kevin Smith made some iffy movies (which I haven't seen just heard so)and maybe said some things but he's cool in my books.
Why does /tv/ hate him again?

>>79959634
Are you Canadian, perchance?

>>79959634
Why do you reply when you got nothing to argue about except looking like a retard

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>>79959522
still looks good to me

>>79959713
>>79959692
Who said I want to argue? I listened to a bit of his podcast once or twice, heard him on the JRE and thought he was a chill dude and I liked Dogma and clerks. The only thing I didn't like was his story about Prince made him seem a bit cunty but his Bruce Willis story was funny from what I remember. I'm just asking what /tv/ dislikes about him possibly other than his last few movies.

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>>79957390
Fuck sake. I love Christina since she's had children.

I want her to sit on my face while I try and recite the national anthem.

>>79959634
100% of Kevin Smith threads on /tv/ are made by Kevin Smith

She's disgusting. She looks like she smells of piss and feels sticky to the touch.

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>>79960594

>>79957390
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see.

Everybody's known (and he's known we know) about his bald spot since the mid 90s.

>>79960594
Isnt that a Daniel tosh joke

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>>79960072
mother of fuck holy shit fucker

>>79959522
>my job will never entail cleaning xtinas feet after a concert

>>79959522

I usually prefer skinny girls, but she is of a nice level of thiccness.

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this is her ideal weight

>>79957390
>this webm hurts because I think I've done this to every single woman in my workplace and they all hate me and look at me with disgust. I don't mean to, I thought men weren't supposed to look at women, that's what the sjws told me. Now they think I'm an arrogant asshole.

>>79961369
Who are you quoting?

Even if it meant carrying around the name "deadbeat father" around for the rest of your life, knowing you busted a fat nut in her would always make you feel better

>>79960095
Would make sense since he probably gets a huge (small) boner from public humiliation

>>79960810
I'd settle for smelling them after they've been in heels.

>>79961184
congratulations on being tricked by the dress

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19 yr old xtina is the best

Anybody have the other voice webms? The one with the pigtails and green dress if possible.

>>79960072
Shouldn't-even-be-possible Tier

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>>79961777

>>79959634
Wait. If you haven't seen his movies why do like him? Just because he's a famously-out-of-the-closet geek?

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.

>>79961667
Nah, she was fine then, but just looked like every other cookie cutter blonde out there.

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Anyone got the webmaster of her in this outfit?

>>79962398
Webm.. Fucking auto correct

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>>79962398

>>79962501
>>79962398

Actually, I kinda like that. webmaster for webm. heh.

>>79957390
God Christina is such a T H I C C queen.

>>79962782
Thanks m8

I liked the pony hat / cocaine / nosering phase but THICC was a good phase too.

>In the presence of woman I am extremely attracted to
>I know I will completely ignore her so I don't look attracted to her because that would be embarrassing
Beta logic

>>79961667
nope

she aged like wine

>>79963212
What went right?

>>79959733
why does the bro rape guy look so black in this lol?

>>79963277
She had kids.

>>79963422
Also, implants.

Britney lost the aging game so fucking hard

>>79963480
I was more referring to the rest of her body, but yes, she's had a booby job.

The extra weight really makes them look perfect and jiggly though.

I want to play asteroids with xtina in her arcade room then fuck the shit out of her in her Mario kart cabinet

>>79963568
With a vengeance.

>>79960695

I wouldn't know, I've never heard of them. She just looks really grotty.

>>79963568
Britney was never attractive.

>>79963714
Her body was.

>>79957390
Jesus christ...Christina is so fucking THICC

>>79961667
rofl xtina is so much hotter today lol not even close

>>79963766
Not really

7/10 at best

>>79963821
If you say so.

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>Millennials can't even remember this photoshoot

>>79963821
Agreed
Xtina always had a tiny waist and hourglass figure that and her Latina genes turned her into the THICC girl she is now. Xtina is 5ft tall, a small weight change makes a big difference to her figure. Britney is like 5'7 and never had the figure xtina had

>>79963860
This shoot defined my puberty. Still have it stashed away on my PC somewhere . Also have the mag

>>79957390
what the fuck is the purpose of this post? the bitch walked away from him.
you're not obliged to go and greet every fucking person that you didn't even make eye contact

>>79963860
'member fapping at the Dirty video?

>>79963860
You are a millennial.

>>79963937
Look at the fucking webm she is clearly confused by him ignoring her, see how she rubs her hands? She had them ready for the greet and hug

>>79957390
First piece of Kevin Smith media to not feature his insufferable horse faced kid in quite awhile. 8/10 would watch again.

>>79963860
mate there was a time when i collected all her dirty photoshoots and jerked it like a boss day in and day out.
good times

>>79963860
32 checking in

>>79963976
>Recently came across a proper 1080p version of the Dirrty video.
>Nostalgia fapped like a boss

Remember when you could get off to a mag or music video wtf has the internet done to me

>>79960072
her face doesn't even look like her here. She looks like a fucking beauty here

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Wouldn't be surprised that half of these posters are black.

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>>79964303

>>79963951
dude yes

>>79962008
starting out thin and picking up strategic weight with age is a very good technique for looks in women. The weigh compensates for aging skin and provides more production of collagen and estrogen, making them look sexier and younger. also avoid wrinkles. she's gonna go full

>she will never be your friendly chubby milf neighbor with huge tits that likes you to do chores at her house pays well and then fucks you at -legal age of your country here-
...mode for men and the lads of tomorrow

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>>79964505

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>releasing you have spent ten years fapping to xtina
The original semen demon

>>79964413
I'm as pasty as they come, friendo.

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>you will never sit beside Christina at the Kentucky Derby

>>79964737
>that maxim spread

I spilled a few loads to it in my day

>>79965096
I saw her from a distance, if that counts.

I also served Shooter McGavin a rum and coke.

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>>79965280
Did she look hot?

>>79965309
Always.

I sawTerri Hatcher back when she was hot at the Oaks as well.

>>79965386
Those pap pics of terri hatchers tits hanging down to her knees back in the late 90s really ruined prime hatcher for me. The bra was doing all the work.

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T H I C C
H
I
C
C

I always wondered why a hero doesn't run up and rip xtinas top off or some shit when she is on live TV. Realistically could you go to prison ?

>>79957390
she is looking thicc

>>79965519
When I saw her she was wearing a very neck dress and her tit's were on point.

Literally.

Maybe it was a great bra, but it didn't seem like it.

Tara Reid was pretty gross up close though.

>>79963951
hell yes

>>79965664
*V

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>>79965664
Yeah maybe pic related though.

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>>79965572

>>79965309

Candyman vid >> Dirty vid

there I said it and I won't take it back

>>79959634
his movies are terrible.

>>79965744
I remember those pics. Shame.

>>79964737
Britney was hotter back then

better music too

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>>79965787
I agree

>>79965572

h e a l t h y a t a n y w e i g h t

>>79964505
Are they fake? If they are it's an amazing tit job. Stellar tits right there

>>79966486
>Pierced nipple
Top Hnng

>>79959634
His movies were never great and progressively became worse. Clerks was great banter and small talk that was on a realistic level, we all could identify with Randal and Dante. Chasing Amy had some humorous parts, but slowly his movies lost their flavor- his flavor. A small-town Jersey guy who plays hockey flavor, which dissipated as his movies became increasingly Hollywood or one-track. He kept making the mistake every other filmmaker makes by shoving more and more personal bias and underlying messages, which from what I heard is partly his wife's influence.

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>>79966357
Hello? PREGNANCY. Y'know what? fuck you.
Just. . .

>>79965572
I know this is a porno, it's not like I watched the whole thing

>>79960695
Family Guy

>>79957863
>Have you seen this losers old tweets about how his gold digger wife's "puss/brown area/taint still p0wns my dick" after 10 years
Who? What?

>>79957390
Get help

I'd hit it... I'd hit it HARD

anyone saying otherwise is a lying cunt

>>79965572
Have you seen the size of this ass? how can she sit down? I'm actually surprised she can actually trot

Pornstars that resemble?

>>79963051
What if she's obviously largely out of your league? Showing interest would make him look like a fool completely ignoring her too i'll give you that. the civilized behavior is somewhere in the middle

>>79964070
>>79963951
there's one shot of her in that miniskirt dancing in the boxing ring where you can see her ass, i came buckets to that shit.

>>79957390
Is this the new Louis CK posting?
Is Kevin the new Cuck King?

>>79958313
Lost weight, a shame.
Am I really gonna beat off to an Oreo ad?

>>79968376
she would be upset if you didn't

>>79968521
And? Why should I care about her feelings?

>>79968696
you love her anon

>>79968960
Not in the slightest.
You must be one of the suburban dumbasses that think wanting to ram your dick in and out of a woman's butthole equates to romantic feelings, it doesn't.

>>79963951
member?

I never stopped.

>>79963963
Stop projectiing cuck

>>79958371
WIFE HE HAVE! /TV/ BLOWN FUCKED OUT

>>79957390
Is that Snookie from Jersey Shore?

>>79964010
33 standing by. Britney reppin