>works as a receptionist for years >fails summer art school

nice tits tho

She's fuckable, therefore she is not bad.

This is the golden rule.

Nice foot game too

>>79957296

You think?

>>79956998
You forgot how she breaks up her engagement for a guy she friendzoned

>>79957328
Which is why Skylar White was so hated.

>>79957353
oh yeah good one

>>79957353
Yeah but Roy turned into an alpha. Remember his piano singing thing he did to his wife? Yeah. I bet Jim can't do that shit. All he can do is play ape hoop.

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>>79956998
You forgot that she tried to cuck Jim with some guy who holds the boom mic

>>79959216
>playing a single song on piano
>alpha

I think your time here as clouded your judgment

>>79956998
she looked so fucking hot in the final season

Well I mean as a person, Angela is probably worse.

>>79959363
It's almost like Poe's Law has come into play here.

>>79956998
She is the most realistic female character ever acted in the history of acting, from ancient cave dancers until today. She ruins that chaps life and he goes down on her 6 times a week. Sunday is the lords day so he gets a breather.

>>79956998
All valid reasoning anon. But I'd be just like jim too. I'd do anything to get my penis between her rack.

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>>79957396
>implying you wouldn't nail her

>>79959603
We all would. This the never ending drama of unhappy men and women continues. Most all men will make atrociously bad decisions to make a woman happy and then deal with the fact that women are incapable of happiness or contentment for the rest of their life.

>>79959669
I've said this kind of stuff to my normie friends and they instantly lose their shit and call me a misogynist. People really are sheep.

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Pam is the best character

>>79956998
Not just 200km away, but from fucking scranton to PHILADELPHIA

>>79957353
>>79959343
>>79959539
Pam is the fucking worst.

>>79959603
>implying She lets jim do that

>>79959669

Jim and Pam are forever though
TV wouldn't lie to me
You just have to be friends with a girl and tell her you love her

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>>79959873
Yeah you're probably right. She seems like the type of girl you go down on for 20 minutes and then she tells you I don't give blowjobs. Tfw that happened to me irl

>>79959343
If they wanted to be realistic she would have left jim for this guy and then sue Jim for alimony and child support.

>>79960039
>not enjoying eating your hot ass wife's pussy while she moans your name

>>79960085
Only if she gives blowjobs afterwards

>>79960085
It was a hookup one night stand. I remember being so taken back bc every chick I'd been with prior wanted to blow me instantly. When this chick told me I don't do bjs I went grabbed some lotion and said "I hope you like getting your tits fucked" she did. Was a good night.

>>79960279
Why not just fuck her?

>>79960279
serves you right

>>79960312
I didn't have a condom in my wallet.

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>>79956998
HEY FISCHER

>>79957353
I don't know about that one. On the one hand you're asking for trouble stringing out an engagement for more than 3 years, but on the other maybe Roy dodged a bullet if she was inevitably gonna go for Jim at some point anyway.

>>79960359
Pull out

>>79960312
I was a virgin at the time and didn't have a condom. To be honest I didn't think aanything was going to happen. That night taught to always be ready.

>>79960390
>pulling out is effective
how's virginity treating you?

>>79959873
>Not just 200km away, but from fucking scranton to PHILADELPHIA
I'm not American, what's your point? Philadelphia doesn't have suburbs?

>>79960471
Its effective if youre not a fucking idiot

People say that Pam is a skank for falling for Jim eventually,but HE was the one that was chasing her an Engaged woman. Jim is a piece of shit for doing that. That was advice Michael gave Jim on the boat trip, what a cunt. Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean you can try to break up their relationships. Kissing her crossed a line, you now have a wife who will break up with you if someone she likes better comes along and says he loves her, good going. It will be his turn one day

>>79960512
scranton is a small boring shithole

philadelphia is a large and worthwhile city to live in

>>79960471
it's pretty effective but

>>79960390
you should be concerned about STDs

>>79960558
This guy should have pulled out
>>79960359
He was way past being concerned with stds

There was no decent woman on that show apart from Karen and they wrote her off pretty quickly.

>Pam
>Angela
>Kelly
>Meredith
>Phillis
>Jan
>Holly
all sucked in their own ways, some more than others

>>79959216
yeah because he found another woman who actually supported him instead of moping around in her hometown working as a receptionist and drawing shitty pictures calling it art

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>>79960640

>>79957328
>>79957296
>>79957335
/thread

>>79960722
shame about the crow's feet

>>79960722
I forgot her, she was ok apart from her parents issues

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>>79960390
>tfw every dude you know who bragged about their pull out game has kids with people they hooked up with and don't like

Chads gonna chad.

>>79960640
>Forgetting about Katie

>>79960818
Pulling out is a myth anyway, there's sperm in your pre-cum and while it's not the same as cumming inside a woman there's still a chance.

>>79960547
I think it was implied they both are horrible people. But yeah she would end up either leaving him or cheating on him.

>>79959343
This guy fucks!

>>79960722
MILK!

>>79960845
Amy Adams? She was a tertiary character, all that we know about her is that she was former cheerleader and a traveling handbag salesman, which is pretty weird.

>>79960862
Exactly. Some dudes are just really fucking stupid.

>>79960722
She got annoying in season 9 when the new guy started to swoop in.

>>79960722
>dates Gabe and Andy

She redeemed herself with plop though

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>>79960722
>ill never nail her Pam and Angela in 3 way

>>79960862
>there's sperm in your pre-cum
there isn't if it's your first time cumming

The mistake dumb fucks make is that they cum, wipe/wash their dick and then put it back in for round 2 an hour later. In that case, yes, there will be a lot of sperm in precum. Or, even stupider, they cum and put the dick back in.

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>>79960967
>there isn't if it's your first time cumming

>>79961012
look it up instead of making a fool of yourself

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>>79960916
Plop and the rest of the interns fucking sucked

>>79960547
I once had sex with an engaged woman I worked with. She came onto me and told me her boyfriend abused her and cut her down. Came to find out later they would get in arguments and when she was mad at him shed flirt with me when they got along she acted like I wasn't even there. To be fair I shot her down till she sent me nude pics. I'm only human.

>>79960967
And I've now officially seen the most retarded post on 4chan.

>>79960951
that would be a 4 way, moron

>>79961130
>feet
kill yourself

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>>79960471
>>79960558
>>79960818
>fucking slags who don't drink and/or smoke enough to prevent a quickening of the womb

>>79960967
god damn you are stupid

who wants tit pics of the last retarded slut who had a heavy period after fucking me raw? being a musician is so kewl

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wew

>woman with glorious breasts and all around curvy body
>posts nothing but feet pics

Sometimes I hate you people.

I have a sick desire to watch Jim slowly waste away in Scranton, becoming the loser coworkers he used to hate.

I actually liked Pam desu. She was like the only one who cared for Michael and I thought that was kind of sweet

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jenna is a cute. a CUTE!

>>79961857
why didnt he keep his head down, did he think he would get away at that blistering 15 mph pace

>>79962016
wtf

>>79962016
DAYUUUUUMMMMMMM

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>>79962016
Damon it anon I already fapped

>>79961821
I can't blame jim. If I worked with this id make a lot of bad decisions too.

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>>79962016

>>79962016
wtf I love jenna now!!!!

Other than the fact that she bore a child, Jenna is pretty perfect waifu material.

She doesn't like Trump.

>>79962365
Excellent.

>>79959389
this, she fucking hid Dwights paternal rights so she could cuck the gay state senator to pay for her highlife, then continued to lie to Dwight about his kid so he would "marry her because he wanted to" and only then told him he was the father, just a fucking cunt gold digger with 0 redeeming qualities, I fucking hated her from start to finish of the series.

>>79962365
Beautiful and intelligent.

>>79960390
>>79960514
fucking retard keep doing what you're doing but like the saying criminals need to continuously get lucky but cops only need to get lucky once, same for your dumbassery and one sperm in your precum to get to an egg, you should listen to >>79960558
>>79960862

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>>79962365
so she's a burnt Jeb! supporter? I know the feeling...

>>79962365
That instantly makes her 10 times hotter, every woman that likes trump is a whore with no standards, that would fuck any ugly rich guy.

>>79961733
well, if he's a feet guy and not a tits guy, why would be post her tits?

>>79962016
>Amy Adams looks like THAT?

>>79963158
yeah you stick to coalburner college liberals who will cuck you behind your back, I don't mind...

>>79963483
>this triggers the retards
kek

>>79962016
imagine being a woman in your late thirties, knowing youll never get back to that level of attractiveness and in fact will continue to detoriorate from your already over the hill haggard looks.

>>79956998
the whole irony was that pam and jim thought of themselves as above everyone in the office when in fact they were fucking losers themselves.

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>>79963564
literally what does it matter? she's married with children.

>>79963573
No they didn't. When the hell did they ever think they were better than anyone else? Only person who did this was Dwight.

>>79963615
she wishes she was with john

>>79963158
I only fuck women who were Nader supporters

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>>79962016
god damn those thighs

>>79963644

That's a meme son.

>>79960951
this is the only thing I want in my entire life

>>79959862
Kys unironically

Why does every bluepilled Office viewer under the sun fawn over Jim and Pam? Is it not obvious that they're the two worst people on the show?

>>79956998
That definitely sounds like the average woman waiting to shit out a kid all right.

>>79964467
they're horrible people but pam is cute and jim is cute and funny so people look past it

>>79964523
No but people unironically think they're likable

>>79960640
really, Karen was pretty perfect. How does Jim go from fucking that hot Persian ass to floppy tits pam?

>>79960548
Scranton may be a boring shithole, but Jim was boring into Pam's shithole

>>79962365
good, shes not a fucking moron

>>79964467
Only /tv/ hates Jim and Pam, that should tell you something. Normies don't analyze every single thing they do, they just find them funny and cute which is enough to be likeable.

>>79964467
in seasons 1-4, when the drama of the show actually matters, no it's not obvious. they are perfectly regular average people, not horrible by any standard

>>79964545
but they are likeable if you forget dwight is a person

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This cunt
>Maims and innocent man for literally no reason
>kills an innocent ally
>Disobeys orders
>Ruins Crixus' character
>Kills a more likeable character and far superior fighter in a 1v1 fight by cheating
>Somehow kills Roman legionairs effortlessly despite being a tiny woman with no combat experience
>She isn't even hot, in fact she's ugly, and was a recast, the actress she replaced was wayyy hotter and more likeable
>Has a voice like nails on chalkboard
>Is portrayed to be a sympathetic good guy

Literally zero redeeming qualities, not even semi understandable motives like Skylar, nearly ruined the entirety of Spartacus season 3 and 4

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>>79964723
>They are perfectly regular average people
>Regular average people break up 3-year engagements for guys they friendzoned
>Regular people unceremoniously dump their hot gfs because of fee fees for the receptionist
>Regular people psychologically torture their coworker with daily "pranks" that cause said coworker physical and emotional harm
>Regular people fail at everything they ever try
>Regular people literally fabricate their job because that's the only way they'll ever move beyond "receptionist"
>Regular people think they're superior to all of their coworkers and make a meme expression every time someone says something weird
Sorry for the rant but Jim and Pam trigger my autism

>>79964987
>Regular people think they're superior to all of their coworkers and make a meme expression every time someone says something weird

When do they think they're superior to their coworkers?

And shut the fuck up about "psychologically torture", they're fucking pranks. Dwight did way more fucked up shit like giving Stanely a heart attack because he thought starting a fire for "practice." Not to mention Dwight actually tried to get Jim FIRED which is much worse Pam or Jim actually did to him.

>>79965073
>They're fucking pranks
>Routinely steal and destroy Dwight's personal property and hinder his ability to do his job
If I were Dwight I would demand BOTH Jim and Pam get fired, he didn't go far enough

>>79965157
And Dwight is innocent Like revealing medical history of workers which is actually illegal, restricting bathrooms, pretending to be the second manager (Which Jim eventually became and not Dwight lol), purposely trying to break up Angela and Andy, killing Angela's cat and much more.

Dwight was way more fucked up than Jim and Pam combined. But for some reason he gets a free pass because it's cool to hate on Jim and Pam since they're "normies"

>>79965073
It's not really as much a specific instant of them acting superior as a general attitude they have. Jim especially constantly complains about how awful his job is like it's somehow beneath his dignity even though he never actually shows much real promise

>>79965255
Complaining about your job is so normal, people complain about school and other stuff too. Have you ever worked in your life? People complain all the time.

And near the end, he even says "Everything i have I owe to this job, this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job."

>>79965243
>>79965243
>Revealing medical history
After no one took his attempts to create a healthcare plan seriously
>Restricting bathrooms
Never actually happened dumbass
>Trying to break up Andy and Angela
Yeah I suppose he should've done nothing instead
>Killing Angela's cat
As Dwight himself explained the cat had 0 quality of life
>Pretending to be the second manager
Excuse him for wanting to move forward in his career
>It's fashionable to hate on Jim and Pam
Maybe stretch your legs and log off 4chan once in a while, everyone loves Jim and Pam irl

>>79965329
Again what's grating is how Jim thinks he somehow deserves something better despite putting zero effort into the job he has

>>79960471
>tfw been on a 4 year lucky pull out streak with my gf

>>79965368
>After no one took his attempts to create a healthcare plan seriously
So it's okay to break the law and someones privacy if no one takes you seriously?

>Never actually happened dumbass
Oh you're right, he wanted to do it but people didn't let him, he's totally normal and better than Jim and Pam.

>Yeah I suppose he should've done nothing instead

He should have

>Excuse him for wanting to move forward in his career

Maybe he should have just been like Jim who actually has people skills which is why Jim moved up and not him

>Maybe stretch your legs and log off 4chan once in a while, everyone loves Jim and Pam irl

Maybe if you stopped making assumptions about my own life and realized that I was talking about the constant Jim and Pam bashing here

Are you actually defending Dwight after all the shit he has done? After starting a fire? After almost killing Stanely?

>>79965243
>"Yeah Jim and Pam were totally mean-spirited assholes to Dwight throughout the show but look at these cherrypicked instances where the writers flanderized Dwight from a hardass to an actual psychopath"
t. Jim

>>79965495
>it doesn't count because i said so

I'm sorry your precious Dwight is a horrible person and endangered a whole group of people for a fire drill

>>79965491
>So it's ok to break the law if no one takes you seriously?
lestrawmanface.jpg
>He should have
Alright cuck
>People without people skills aren't allowed to be ambitious
K
>Constant Jim and Pam bashing here
There's like 0-1 Office threads on here at any given time, nowhere near """constant"""
>Are you actually defending Dwight after almost killing Stanley?
"Yeah, I'm the one who filled him with butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise" -Dwight

>>79965691
>cuck

You should have just said you were shitposting and didn't know what you were talking about in the first place

>>79965726
Nice argument, but it has nothing to do with what we are talking about

>>79960909
the age difference between the two of them made it weird as shit for me
also I never liked Andy, he's an insecure piece of shit

>>79965794
The whole point of the fire drill episode was that Dwight literally believed he was promoting employee safety. He's just a moron, not an asshole

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>>79965794
>He wouldn't fight for the woman he loves
As I said, cuck.

>>79965911
Not that person but that's not what cuck means. Why does 4chan just spout cuck at everyone?

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>>79965961
>Not that person
Sure you're not

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>>79965982
Are you going to call me a cuck now?

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>>79966023
Already did, samefag.

>>79966056
Ok

>>79964374
Well joke's on you because I was going to kill myself anyway but now I'm going to do it ironically. Get at me, faggot.

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>Autists itt over-thinking the relationships of people in a fucking sitcom

>>79961754
Just stop watching at the end of Season 8

I hate jim and pam, but jim left karen during his interview to be with her friends, and he stayed during hers it sorta proved how their relationship wasn't working out for him, and was just a rebound.

>>79966582
Karen left jim*

>>79966310
>don't worry about the quality of the writing in a show even though it directly impacts its enjoyability

kys my mang

>>79957335
Proof?

The world would be a better place if there were more men like Dwight and less like Jim

>>79959343
I'm positive she would have if the fan backlash wasn't so against the cuck arc.

>>79966784
>The characters in a sitcom about an idiotic, incompetent boss trying to befriend his lazy, incompetent employees through zany ways must be absolutely realistic
>If not, the show is shit

>>79961040
You first fag.

However many kids you have in the (near) future is none of my business, I'm just telling you that you're fucking retarded. Even then, you can't "pull out" from an STD.

>>79956998
This chick is sooooo overrated

>>79966944
>show wants its audience to be emotionally invested in a relationship between two characters and constructs an overarching plot line around it
>makes it to where no one supports it because it's fundamentally flawed or stilted

kys my mang

>>79967219
>no one supports it
>literally only autists on /tv/ hate the relationship
>Said autists have to resort defending Dwight from the super duper eeeeeeviiiiillll pranks that Jim pulls

>>79960818
This. I know from personal expierence

>>79960085
When they run their fingers through your hair and grab a hold everytime you hit just the right spots, then the quakes come on, their thighs press together against your head, she arches up in pleasure.
Yep. It's that damn good.

>>79967793
You guys are unironically arguing about the depth and complexity of characters in a sitcom

>>79960818

Pull out method is still considered one of the best methods.
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method

>>79960862
There is no sperm in pre-cum.

>>79960909
How is it weird? It's extremely common for women in their 20s to date guys in their 30s-40s. Especially when meeting through work. The whole dating someone your own age is new and data's still out on how well it works because of the increase of divorces.

Basically. Women mature faster than men, so women relate to older men easier.

>>79966944
>incompetent boss trying to befriend his lazy
That's only if you don't accept the theory about Michael acting a fool for the fun of it/employees. There are moments when Michael would do stuff to mess with people then give the camera a look. Michael Scott was playing the same pranks as Jim & Dwight, only on the entire Office staff.

>>79968037
>Clinic whose existence is almost entirely based around abortions says that pulling out is an effective method
Really makes you think

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>>79968162
>mfw this is really what uneducated people believe

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>>79968232
>planned parenthood
>offering ANY services other than abortion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgiScr364Y

lmaoing@urshilling

>>79968232
>vageen like sleeve of wizard

>>79968232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtgqxvaV-8U
lolok

Rewatching this show is pretty hard man especially when Micheal left. I thought rewatching this after Arrested Development would be a good idea but I should have rewatched Arrested Development first.

What's the worst pre-Micheal leaving episode? (minus the clip show)

I really can't think of an objectively bad episode before he leaves. Maybe something in season 1 but even those are pretty funny.

>>79969072
How is arrested development?
It's on my list to start watching but the few episodes I caught were kinda meh.

I've watched all of The Office, Parks & Rec, How I met your mother, That 70s Show, and can't find anything to really keep me in for a sensible chuckle.
Mike and Molly & Modern Family aren't that entertaining.
Always Funny in Philly is touch and go.

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>on a vacation in florida
>wife is back in PA flirting with the boom mic guy
>alone in a hotel room with this hot piece of ass
>shes literally giving herself away
>still doesn't fuck her
>doesn't even get head

what the fuck was his problem?

>>79968232
dude go ahead and pull out if u ever get laid some of us are smart enough not to believe that bullshit and actually use anticonceptive methods

precum has sperm, you really think that by "pulling out" there's 0% chance of getting her pregnant? you literally were pounding her until a second before all your jizz squirted all over the place, you think none of that shit was already "around" inside her?
Well, that's the kinda people that have 3 kids by 24.

>>79969141
It's pretty good. Alot of the jokes are low key at times it's one of those shows that I would recommend rewatching after the first viewing. Season 4 of the show however the Netflix season is very hit or miss. Also, if you are looking for new shows to watch I recommend Malcolm in the middle, Peep Show, and Limmy's Show all on Netflix and very good.

>>79969253
>until a second before all your jizz
That's not how the pull out method works kiddo.
Once you get close you pull out and finish.
You know all those porns you watch where the guy pulls out before cumming and it takes the girl a few jerks or sucks to get him to cum?
That's the pull out method.
It's not a race to pull out before the cum explodes from the tip of your dick.

>>79969322
its still a retarded method and the porn you talk about probably uses the morning after pill or something because pulling out doesnt work "kiddo"
also, good luck getting to stop nailing her 5 minutes before you're even close to cumming then... i assume you're a virgin or you have sex like once a decade

>>79956998
wtf i hate pam now

>>79963886
Go pack go.

>>79957328
>
She was a pig.

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>>79960640
>he forgot about Cathy

>>79969307
I couldn't get into malcom in the middle when it was on the air. I'll look up the peep and limmy shows tho, thanks.

>>79969484
Cathy was gross.

>Punished Roy

I didn't ask for this

>>79960471
i don't know how many girls i've fucked, only ever wear a rubber for the ones i date so i can inevitably raw them later and convince them i don't have std's.

i must be sterile, no kids.

what a fucking terrible show all around

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this thread is awful

>>79956998
womyn can't be wrong

>pam will never sit on your face and farts while calling for Jim's abs

>>79960471
if done correctly 2% chance of getting pregnant.

>>79960640
the show is about flawed characters.

>>79966882

You mean 4chan

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>>79960967
congrats

>>79970026

>must be sterile

Thank fuck. There are enough retarded niggers running around. No reason to add 6 more autistic ones because you're fucking retarded.

>>79971106

The first season was more about realistic office life. Even Michael was realistic if you've ever had a retarded ass boss always on the cusp of being fired. Then they flanderized the entire cast giving each of them a weird quirky personality trait that only Michael could pull off with his moments of clarity and growth. It's the reason his leaving left a massive hole.

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does anybody else think her current "beat up mom" look is kinda hot?

>>79963716
Lol is that Rainn Wilson on the cover of the book?

>>79969507
shut up, Pam

>>79965255
Lol found the fatty that hates their job and is a miserable person to be around but secretly desires to be liked and fit in at work. Work on yourself, bruh. There are good reasons why people avoid you.

>>79964662
Underrated comment

>>79962870
>2020
>final president

slow and steady

>>79971308
You know what? Fuck you. I'm going to go and impregnate as many women as I can. No more pull out method, just balls deep straight up blasting some uteruses with my gravy baby, hosing down the back of vaginas with my pathetic 3 and-a-quarter inch erection. I'm going to redouble my efforts and attempt to disappointment twice as many women as before but instead of spilling my seed on their flabby, pouchy tummies I'm going to douse their ovaries with sperm. Where do you live? I'm coming to your country and I'm going to fuck all of your neighbours so you have to suffer through the pregnancies and childrearing years by proxy. You'll never get any sleep for all the crying and there will be little retarded babies running around everywhere. Oh yeah, did I mention they're retarded? I'm going to make sure the mothers drink heavily throughout the pregnancy and lace their food with plutonium that I bought on ebay. You won't know what the fuck's going on. They're going to have to rezone your entire suburb to accommodate for this bizarre outburst of special needs children. 20km/hr everywhere you go. Hope you're never late for anything ever again in your life, fuckstick. And one day you'll wake up to the wailings of mothers in the middle of natural home births and the nattering's and cooing's and moaning's of all these little deformed children and think "Man, if only I hadn't been such a dick to people online".

>>79963289
That freckled bottle redhead wishes.

Jenna forever.

>>79961106
>Anon
>Pam
>Angela
Three way

Lean how to count, you fucking shitskin.

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>>79972444
So, you are just going to watch?

Season 2 is the purest of the pure kino

>>79961760
she only cared about Michael because he wa the only one giving a shit about her dumb fuck opinions that wasn't Jim

>>79963564
Why would I want to do that?

>>79971399
fuck I guess. I enjoyed how the characters grew or regressed in your eyes. its still character growth.

>>79961975
she had the opportunity to shoot him and it passed. he didnt count on her rethinking her impotent rage.

>>79972444
>and erin.

British Pam was 5000x hotter. and she's porked up lately, amplifying her sexual prowess, essentially turning her into a Sumerian fertility goddess

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>>79963716
>>79971493

You've got to be kidding, this woman needs help.

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>>79961664
Name this movie right fucking now

>>79975481
This. Only good thing in Brit Office

You guys remember the thread in 2014 when that anon printed pics of her in a bikini and pics of her face and masturbated on them then scanned them into the thread and then we spammed her twitter with links? She must have seen them there were about a hundred links on her twitter

>>79960471
ive fucked the same girl seven years only pullout, no pregnancy. its effective and condoms suck

>>79976805
Are you sure you're not shooting blanks?

>>79977784
if done correctly its a 2 percent chance of pregnancy including precum.

Jan, femdom, etc, 2bh

>>79977907
It's more likely that you're shooting blanks and just aren't aware of it. You should probably see a doctor or something.

>>79977988
I'm not him but google it virgin.

>>79978098

Are you afraid to admit your swimmers might be DoA?

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>>79978098
Listen, it's okay, it happens sometimes, there's no reason to be ashamed. Your reaction is still hilarious though.

>>79978137
>>79978167
google it. come back here in defeat.

>>79978198

SHOOTIN' BLANKS

>>79978198
Man, talk about impotent rage, amirite fellas?

>>79978212
I guess you didnt google it. thats fine. youre just a faggot.

>>79962365
Neither does anybody with a graduate degree really makes you think

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>>79978301
>Shoots blanks
>Claims others aren't men
Wew lad, how 'bout you post this article that helps you sleep at night then?

>>79978301

at least i can change if needed
unlike your sterile, subpar ass :^)

>>79978378
assuming you know my spermcount
>>79978371
this is just a stupid assumption

http://www.livestrong.com/article/15914-effective-pull-out-method-birth/

I think your both a couple of real deal virgins.

>>79978490
>assuming you know my spermcount

SEVEN YEARS

>>79978371
>>79978378
guys don't, i stress about this shit constantly. there's nothing wrong with being sterile. adoption is noble and requires more strength and courage from the parents than normie means anyway.

>>79978490
>assuming you know my spermcount
If you can pull out and not get a bitch pregnant after fucking her for seven years, you're shooting blanks. By your own math, you should've gotten her pregnant at least two times for every 100 times you've fucked her.
>posts a .com article that was likely designed to be clickbait
W-e-w l-a-d

Come back with an actual fucking article with academic backing, not some gossip blog that found on google to explain why the babies ain't happening anytime soon.
>>79978653
Spoken like a true cuck.

>>79978571
I'm being spooky on the internet mommy look!

>>79978684
why do you assume that people would use the pullout method every time? are you virgins?

>>79978684
>>79978706
>>79978685

>not intentionally cumming in her once you know she's pro choice just to make sure she's fertile.

plebs

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>>79978706
>Realizes that he's impotent
>W-w-why would you assume I only use o-one method
>f-f-f-f-fucking virgins >:'(
Hey man, having an empty sack means that you never needed condoms anyways. You should thank the lord that you were born broken so the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with your offspring.
>>79978759
This dude has been "pulling out" for over seven years, if she was going to get pregnant then it would've happened already.

>>79961319
sure, post em

>>79978825
youre the type of nigga that goes to prison and gets raped until he likes it.

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>ITT THE BLANK MAGNUM

>>79978855
you're projecting your femininity. stop that.

>>79978881
get raped faggot.

>>79959669
I'm a girl and i'd never heard the concept of women being incapable of happiness until now. I think you're probably right.

>>79978825
where do you get the 7 year number? you just make that shit up or do you actually know he has been pulling out for 7 years. because it sounds like a strawman argument.

>>79978855
I think you're confused, I'm not the one shooting blanks and referencing clickbait articles from facebook.

>>79965464
jesus she must be a bag of nerves til her next period

>>79978918
ahem
>>79976805
Read the thread next time dumbass.

>>79978940
>>79978966
yeeeee. die in afire.

>>79978900
Oh shit fellas, the impotent rage is going into overdrive. Be careful, I heard from an article that anger lowers your sperm count and you can't afford to lose more swimmers.

>>79978981
>So angry you could probably cook an egg on his forehead.
>d-d-die in a fire
Pottery

>>79977907
2 percent chance over SEVEN YEARS would still probably fuck him up then though

>>79978990
>>79979007
>>79979008
oh no I'm impotent.

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Jim:
>Has a college degree
>dead end job for 12 years
>shitty salesman
>shares a condo
>dumps amy adams for jenna fischer

Pam:
>bitches at her husband because he didn't tell her about a job in philly RIGHT MEOW
>bitches at her husband because he wants to leave his dead end job and take a corporate job in philly

Jim and Pam:
>every oppurtunity they can they make it known that they are not friends with anyone in the office
>shows signs of contempt everytime someone in the office would say they are friends with other people in the office
>constantly harass an autistic retard because he occasional has slightly edgy opinions.


Dwight:
>owns 60 acres of land
>is top salesmen everymonth for atleast 12 years
>bangs top tier waifues like angela isabela and esther
>becomes the manager at the end
>all of his ideas are sound and logical but he just presents it in an autistic way

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>>79960279
>every chick I'd been with prior wanted to blow me instantly
>>79960461
>I was a virgin at the time
sure, at the time...

>>79979122

Also I made a 24/7 office room as well

cytu dot be (slash) r (slash) the_office_us

>>79969219
she would have blabbed.

>>79976495
that one loud brunette with giant tits was alright too.

>>79960887
He was also Castor Soto in "Episodes"
Fucking hilarious guy.

>>79976411
Problem Child 2

>>79960085
>my hot ass wife's pussy
>implying I don't keep one ass-wife and one pussy-wife
>one wife for all orifices
>he doesn't even
>I can't even

>>79964662
laffing it up irl