/asp/ here. The 1980's wrestling series that Alison Br

>>79951810
stupid /asp/ie

>>79952104
Make that 2

I love the swimsuit era

>>79951810
80s was best decade.

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Imagine being her personal trainer in that gym and having to be all like "damn, Alison Brie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your balzacian woman body and horrific androgynous face. I would totally have sex with you, both my professional persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16yo instagram whore on the locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be that personal and film while Alison Brie flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and stand there, rep after rep, exercise after exercise, while she perfected them for a snapchat voyeurism. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in the gym tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ALISON BRIE LIFTS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and troubled teens for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be there and assist in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with other poor personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another set, and you know you could kill every single middle aged celebrity in this gym before the other big guys could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking professional. You're not going to lose your future career as a celeb gym owner over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79952959
Doesn't work with her you autistic nigger. Now fuck off

>>79952959
terrible form, especially considering the non-weight

>>79953029
>it's a "mentally ill /fit homosexual has opinions on the internet again" post

Fuck off, you retarded mongoloid, nobody gives a shit.

>>79953087
I do, and that's enough for me to post
why so triggered doe?

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I'm pretty interested in it.

>80's
>Alison Brie
>female wrestling
>all that neon

I'll probably watch it when no one in my house is around.

>>79952959
>>79953087

Shes qt but her PT should KYS.

>>79951810
That's just tit dirt.

>>79953149
This. I guess it's a normie thing by now, but I'm a sucker for the 80's neon aesthetic.

Daily reminder that Brie doesn't look like she does in your pictures anymore

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NO ASS
O

A
S
S

>>79953233
that's what you get when you deadlift with shit form

>>79952959

>3 reps

Do you even lift ho

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Is this accurate too?

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>>79951810
>tfw want to watch but use my parents' Netflix account and it'll be in the recently viewed section

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>>79951810
Of you never actually watched a single episode of GLOW, you are a little mellineal hipster trying to steal everything that is sacred and sell it for nickles.

>>79951810
POST HER FUCKING FEET YOU MONG

>>79953506
>Of you never
>mellineal
>sell it for nickles
Excuse me?

>>79953556
You are excused.

>>79953233
at least she has the hairy mole

>>79953233
post one jewess with a good ass

>>79953413
you already are a slobsconsinite and thus human garbage so who cares what they think

>>79954998
Sara Jay

>>79954998
Your mom

>>79951810
Will there be nudity? Clock is ticking for Alison

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>>79951810
WHY WOULD YOU PUT FUCKING FAT WOMEN IN LEOTARDS IN AN ADD
THIS ISN'T HOW ADDS WORK
ADDS ARE MEANT TO MAKE YOUR SHOW LOOK GOOD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79955177
>nudity
>ntetflix

>>79955213
She's not fat. Just nothing special.

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>>79955284
How has America, land of the free home of the brave, fallen this far?

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>>79954998

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>Be Brie
>Star in GLOW
>As cute girl trying to make ends meet
>Gets hired as female wrestler
>Fat chicks angry at this newcomer and her pretty looks
>They treat her badly in the ring
>Afterwards she's in the shower trying to forget the pain
>three fat women with hairy bushes and big cow udders sneak up behind her
>they grab the brie by the hair
>so this little bitch is going to be the star eh?
>they slap her tiny titties and ass
>she doesn't even have a thick 80s bush!
>the brie cries softly, she needs the money to pay her rent
>they walk away as she sits on the floor of the shower
>G.L.O.W...

>>79955377
nvm, I thought you meant Brie

>>79953087
This. /fit/ is worse than /pol/.

>>79953029
Form is for the weak

>>79955226
Have you not seen Orange is the New Black?

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Dat moment when the Brie gets a huge wedgie in the ring and you see her milky white buttcheeks.

>>79951810
shame about those hips desu

Mite b cool. Maybe they'll avoid the feminist/lesbian bullshit that ruined Orange is the New Black.

Oh who am I kidding this will be 90% "White Men suck!"

>>79955377
hnngh thicc

>>79951810
This will be fine
I can fap to this

How many times will brie piss herself though?

>>79955377
Freedonia was a mistake

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>>79956077
>Not fapping your dick to Jewish cuties

>>79956077
WTF I love Jews now.

nice dubs

>>79956077
>Rosie Huntington-Whitely
>Jewish

Really? I'm from her hometown and I don't know of many Jews around

>>79955930
it must happen

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>>79951810
leotard central

>>79955428
Whose titties you calling tiny?

mmm can't wait to watch this in 4k

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You just know they'll write it so Brie's character goes from an oppressed sad woman to a ball busting castratrix dominatrix!

Will it acknowledge Kayfabe?

>>79957034
I'd let her completely nullify me.

>>79951810
Actually looks pretty good

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>>79957163

>>79951810
Man our divorce really fucked her up. Oh well more power to her.

>>79956077
Where has Rachel Bilson's career gone? She is way too hot to disappear. Make it happen, studios

>>79956172
>Rosie Huntington-Whitely

She had some Jewish ancestors, she's not actually Jewish.

>>79951810
>WHO NEEDS A STORY WHEN YOU HAVE NEON DUDE

>>79956077
NOT JENNIFER CONNELLEY NO

>>79959133
no no no goyim shes irish

is this because she was on once upon a time in america? shes an actress thats what they do, fake to be someone else

>>79956172
hollywood m8, if your nan dated a jew once you better milk the shit out of that

>>79953233
she's never had an ass

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>>79959238
>Irish
Even worse