What are /tv/'s thoughts on the upcoming World War 2 film

>>79951738
I fully expect it to be great.

>>79951738

Has it been rated yet? /tv/ thinks it'll be pg-13

If I pulled that off would he get altitude sickness?

>>79951738
Looking good.
What's the main battle going to be about

>>79951825
Brits running away to their shitty island while courageous French soldier fight the German army

>>79951738
Bravo!

>>79952057
Nolan!!!

>>79951738
mhmm

>>79952116
My thoughts exactly

>>79951759
It'll be r trust me anon

>>79951738
It'll Soyinka brah

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>>79952182

Then show me the MPAA

>>79952139
Deep desu

>>79951738
Is Tom Hardy the king of gruntkino?

Nolan is a hack and if you still like him you can go ahead and fuck off back to r/movies

>>79951738
KINO
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>>79951738
It's goin. To be the next S.P.R.

>>79951738
Hitler let them leave instead of slaughtering thousands of them on the beach and yet he's still going to be made out to be the bad guy.

>>79951738
Not normally a big Nolan fan but this one shouldn't have any sci-fi/magic bullshit in it so I might give it a look.

>>79953651
Same here pretty much, WW2 is a topic of interest for me

Will there be a pre-opening credits scene thats arguably better than the rest of the movie?

>>79952455
Were all just waiting for the new memes Nolan is gonna give us

>>79951738
I don't really care. Westerners never experienced real total war and the Nazi genocide policy.

>>79953636
>Hitler let them leave instead of slaughtering thousands of them on the beach
>stormfags still trying to twist Hitler's naivety in believing that a Marne 2.0 would befall him if he attacked too soon into an act of kindness

It's going to be toothless and badly-edited just like the rest of Nolan's movies

HERR HITLER

I'M RAF

>>79953636
Because deep down Hitler admired and respected the British Empire and would have liked the two nations to join forces and ultimately take out Russia and then (the real enemy of Hitler) America.

It's gonna be a big film

>>79955055
FOR YOU

Can someone post a webm of that dude on the ship from the trailer, looking relaxed as fuck?

>>79954928
Let me guess...you're Jewish and your grandparents escaped from every single one of the deathcamps and managed to avoid the masturbation machines, head shrinking and blood geysers??...

>>79951791
He's a big guy

>>79955560
FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH GOD I HATE THIS MEME

No idea why they're making a movie about it, shit battle

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>>79955804
>Hates the meme
>Still posts the meme

>>79951738
hmm careful now

hmmm

>>79951738
why does he wear the mask?

>>79951738

Be. Very. Careful. Hitler.

>>79951825
The actual evacuation of Dunkirk didn't really have a main battle, everyone just queued to get onto ships as they came while Stukas tried to kill them now and then

I'm most excited for the memes

>>79951738
If I pull that off, will he die?

>>79957730
At least put a bf 109 in there

>>79955047
What a load of bollocks. Hitler never ordered the halt it was Von Rundstedt in order to consolidate his forces because he feared a repeat of The Marne.

>>79959071
M8, let the Adolf fanboys have their dreams.

>>79951738
CRUSH THE ENEMIES
WITH YOUR MIND

>>79951738
It's going to be average, like most of Nolan's movies.

It will likely end up being a shocker full of bad historical facts and probably overshadowed by the insane fuss generated by casting a boyband member to get girls interested in it.

>Intro to introduce main chracter
>Parallel stories
>Final sequence is a compilation of multiple events happening simultaneously while the soundtrack intensifies
>Main character reflects on the past events

>>79951859
Thats a funny way of writing
>While the sparsely spread French Soldiers get annihilated by the Wehrmacht's Blitzkrieg.

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>PG-13 """war""" flick
>Harry Styles
>Not releasing it in November going-for-Oscar release
>Nolan having less Oscars than Suicide Squad
>NOLAN

D R O P P E D
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>>79951738
It's gonna be a disaster

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>>79951738
who is playing Lord Gort?

>>79951738
It will be hardykino

>>79953636
This is so fucking stupid and german propaganda still at work.

>>79957840
why?

I'm going to watch it 1st day of release like i did all his previous movies. Nolan's movies are enjoyable and i like Dunkirk regardless.

>>79959071
Well in their defence Hitler did claim everything Manstein succeeded in ever was his idea, I can see why they would be confused

>>79964552
This, Nolan films are always great first viewing cinematic experiences.
The positives outweigh all the flaws.

But those flaws become terribly apparent with every rewatch, especially if you watch it at home.

>>79965261
>tfw I watched TDKR for the first time after reading all the baneposting

I couldn't enjoy the movie at all. All I saw was how shitty it was.

>>79951738
He's a big pilot.

>>79966461
I saw it before the baneposting and I thought the plane scene was impressive.
Now I laugh

I dont know but dunkirk is boring as fuck.
Literally "hitler spared us".
Its an embressment. Its like if jews loved halacaust movies.

>>79951738
its going to be like an upgraded hacksaw ridge mark my words

>>79951738
I think it will be a thrilling visual and suspenseful masterpiece no doubt due to Nolan tampering with the temporal strata of the storyline.

>>79956032
It's sort of like ejaculation headaches, which is extremely painful by the way. Even though I knew I'd get a headache when I masturbated, I still did it. Luckily it only lasted a month, but it felt like someone had hit me in the head with a bat every time I jerked it.

>>79956059
Yep

>>79951755
>>79952455
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>>79955066
Out of 4 incidents of repeating numbers, three end in 55 and one in 66. What are the odds this reply will also have 55?

Not enough dead anglos

>>79955173
I think he's talking about Russians and Poles.

>>79951738
TELL ME ANON

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?