ITT: Mediocre movies that /tv/ tricked you into watching.

>>79949236
That was a mediocre movie reddit tricked you into watching. Please go back there.

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>see promo material
>see /tv/ circlejerking over it
>download expecting awesome aesthetic East Germany 1980s action kino
>it's a bunch of pretentious Germans talking in depressing rooms
>dropped

>>79949236
>>79949584
americans with shit taste spotted

>>79949236
>>79949584
Shit taste you inanimate fucking objects

>>79949236
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>>79949681
I fucking unironically hate Americans

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literally 2/10

>>79949681

ADHD-riddled pleb detected

>>79949823
I'm Polish so I live in a depressive post-commie shithole everyday. I don't need to watch a show about a depressive commie shithole.

Anything with non-white human beings, why would you ever want to watch some filthy subhuman culturally appropriate the white mans medium?

>>79949236
delete tv off your computer right now

>>79950568
fuck off, you inanimate fucking object!

>>79950016
yeah it's shit. Quite unique though.

>>79949236
What are you on about? It has plenty of alcoves n shit.

>>79950146
then fucking move if you don't like where you live you self-pitying faggot

>>79950802
>>79950802
I'm gonna fucking beat you up

>>79950853
it's boring

deal with it you pretentious cuck

Drive.

>>79950880
you need to be an adult to post here

>>79950919
i'm 23

>>79949236

>Anything by Tarkovsky

Trite, boring, pseudoliterary drivel

>Anything by Jodorowsky

Lame attempt at symbolism, detest it, pseudoliterary

>Anything by Malick

Boring (this is a legitimate criticism; I mean boring as not at all intellectually stimulating), based on a gross and ridiculous misreading of Heidegger (indeed, I do not believe there is a single american who has not misread Heidegger)

>>79950831
I'm not brown, I can't just up and move to cuckland for free and then get neetbux while raping white womyn.

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>>79949236

>>79949236
I was a pretty good movie.
Not a masterpiece by any means, but still, it was pretty good.

>>79950996
you literally can legally live and work in all of EU with no paperwork you fucking retard. and there is not much paperwork to move into many other nice countries. but yeah, you can also stay where you don't like it and complain about lack of gibs like basic looser that you are.

>>79950996
You actually can, you self loathing retarded faggot, ever heard of shengen ?

keep blaming your failures are life on le refugees though it'll get you very far in life

>>79949236
I liked it alot.

>>79949236
Saving Mr Banks

>>79951164
Have you heard of brexit?

>>79951448
Won't happen for at least another two years you dumb nigger

>>79950996
At least you have sexy women, anon. That must count for something.

>>79951164
The UK is not a member of Schengen.

>>79949823
>>79949709
I'm German you dumbfucks.

Edge of Tomorrow. Except it wasn't mediocre, it was utter dog shit.

Moonlight.

Kill yourself OP

>>79949236

>mediocre

What's it like, having shit taste in films?

>>79949236

YANKEE FUCKING CUNT

>>79949236
>>79950802
>>79950998
you have shit taste

This thread is bad and you should feel bad

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>>79951711
Abysmal taste

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>>79949236

I wouldn't call it mediocre, it's pure shit.

>>79951682
Poles can still move there with no problems retardo

>>79949236
In bruges is kino you fuck

>>79951724
>moty
>mediocre

fuckin bait land over here

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>>79951711
It was just fine.
Calling it dog shit is just you trying to look smart in some twisted way.

>>79949236
what are you into that's so kino OP? Romances?

>>79951448
Have you heard of other European countries?

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>>79950831
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>>79952301
Watch more film

>>79951110
I have a good job, money and I don't actually want to move, but sadly we got tricked into electing a "right wing" "patriotic" government which turned out to be a catho-socialist circus of clowns and fucking retards. Whole country is going down the shitter.

I'm currently in Vienna, and seriously I'd rather live with brownies and Asians around than with those cocksucking delusional middleage niggers.

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>>79953118
If the niggers aren't muslim then they're better than sandniggers who are though.

>>79949681
>european action movies

no such thing

>>79953118
>earning 1000 euro working for a global corporation that outsources work to your shit country because it would have to pay 4x as much for it in a normal country
>being proud

kys

>>79953190
There's literally no difference. Government should not make decisions dictated by their religion, or listen to church.
Muslims, catho-terrorists. It's the same shit. Primitive people full of anger.

I'm not trying to tip my fedora here, I'm a Christian born and raised, but this is getting ridiculous.

Soon they will make birth control illegal, because its existence upsets church.

>>79953239
I don't work for a corporation, and I earn way more than that.

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>>79953454
Mate, if you don't see the problems with Islam then you are lost.

>>79950802
I'm not the viggest fan of the movie and prefer no country but TWBB was far from mediocre it was a haunting and dramatic character study

>>79953494
I see the problem with Islam, it's cancer and it should not be allowed in Europe in any radical form.
It doesn't change the fact that radical Christianity, while not as deadly, is almost as cancerous as Islam.

Equilibrium.

However calling it mediocre is being way too generous

>>79951724
>medicore

fuck you, i watched this two days ago, it was great

Anyone that gets 'tricked' into watching movies is a low iq pleb and should go back to their homeboards (most likely /v/ and /mu/)

How braindead do you have to be that you can't think for yourself and have people force films on you? Good lord.

>>79953656
This senpai. I honestly think it bad like laughably bad. Its so edgy and tryhard its not even fun

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Fuck this boring meme movie.

>>79950016
Better than In Bruges though.

Anything by Wes Anderson

2001 was boring as shit and it's way too old to be considered a good film by todays standards. Cant believe i spent 2 hours watching it.

macbeth

>>79950772
I want a normal alcove for normal people

the good the bad the ugly

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>literal non-ending where the killer trips over himself like a dumbshit while Tommy Lee Jones narrates away into the credits
>k-kino

Why is this allowed?

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This movie is average as fuck, it's no different than any other war movie besides of the christian propaganda.

Also, Mel Gibson has never made a good movie and should retire