The ginger guy is actually a nice person, I don't understand

The fat guy has a huge pecker

Like, we're talking John Holmes pecker

You have to look at the subtext. The ginger thought he was gay for most of his life. Then as his adopted chinese daughter got older and older, he realized he was a pedo. The only way for him to keep access to his object of lust was to stay with the obnoxious faggot.

he's incredibly uptight, stubborn and precocious

modern family isn't a great show but one of the things I like about it is that they don't do the one person is a clown and their partner is the eyerolling heart of gold like in according to jim or everybody loves raymond or other terrible sitcoms. every person on modern family has episodes where they're being the idiot

>>79948403
Cam gives the best head ever. He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>79948618
except phil. He's just a pun spewin' innuendo droppin', skinny jean wearin', autistic blinkin', cheer leadin' SISSY

>the very gay guy is straight in real life
>the less gay guy is gay in real life

>>79948403
Fat one is cooler though. Ginger is overly controlling and makes me very anxious just watching him act through a computer screen

>>79948618
Phil is so retarded I can't believe he was able to finish highschool.

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>>79948403
Cam is the best character on this show easily.

>>79948618
>don't do the one person is a clown and their partner is the eyerolling heart of gold
ok, they do one is a clown and the other a (possibly) relatable person

phil, gloria and cam are all clowns
claire, jay and mitch are 'real' people

if you're a tight ass neurotic claire and mitch are relatable, if you're not like that then jay is relatable

>>79949343
>claire
>relatable
Everyone in the show is just fucking bonkers one way or the other, it's basically the reason anyone likes it

fat guy has a vagina

Cam and Jay are the only characters on this show who are massive faggots. Mitchell is absolutely pathetic.

>>79949425
How is Jay a massive faggot?

>>79948403
Literally "eye-rolling the tv show".

>>79949425
>Cam and Jay are the only characters on this show who are massive faggots

Everybody in the fucking show except maybe the Asian kid and the mestizo baby are stupid, fucking faggots who only talk about feelings. That show is basically normies afraid of turning into /r9k/

>>79948502

you made me giggle like a retard for a solid 30 seconds

>>79949219
But he is not ultra-based future mestizo President for the Republican Party Fulgencio Prichett, anon

Mitch is annoying as fuck

>has a social life with his dad and his family, but treats his mother like shit
>constantly whining to Cam, can't stand it if he doesn't get his own way
>despite getting to live close to and socialise with HIS side of the family, something that his husband is more than happy to take part in, he makes snide and mean remarks about Cam's family and can't even bear to spend a weekend there and forces Cam to turf his own sister out of their house.

FUCK MITCH

>>79950833
gingers don't have souls

>>79948403
is this Mike and Jay from earth 2?

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>>79948618
What did I tell you about using clown as an insult?

>>79949410
Fat guys have many vaginas. Facsimiles of, anyways.

>>79948403
Jay is best character followed up by Manny

>>79949547
>SAYONARA TO MY SIDES XD

>>79949160
>>79950833
I don't get people saying Mitch is controlling when the family always has to hide some fact from Cam because he's gonna have a meltdown if something doesn't happen the way he wants. He's very spoiled.

>>79948403
They're both obnoxious in their own way. Just depends on the context of the episode in which they reveal their power level

This is the most mind numbing normies shitcom ever