What happens if I just put my hand over my mouth before a facehugger

>>79944415
You get cum on your hands

>>79944435
Gross

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>>79944435
Anno directed Alien's movie fucking when

>>79944415
What do facehuggers do exactly? Haven't seen the film

It'll choke you until you pass out, then move your hand out if the way

>>79944470
they inject a chestburster duh newfag

>>79944470
They have an appendage that comes out of the mouth and goes down the throat of the victim.

>>79944415
you escape, but are killed in a later scene

>>79944479
How can you move your hand out of the way when it wraps itself around your face and holds tight?

>>79944415

They can use specific amounts of acid to burn through anything in the way.

First film, its able to burn through the helmet without killing the host.

As well as this, they of course choke you until you pass out and stop resisting.

>>79944435
sounds about right

>>79944470
They ejaculate down your throat.

It's all quite homosexual, if you're a dude anyway.

>>79944415

It would be very painful.

>>79944415
Face huggers are way more scary than the alien itself.

>>79944556

Not so much

Alien is about rape, both male and female

Aliens is about the Vietnam war, and the perceived arrogance of the US government of the time

Alien 3 is the gay one, about HIV and certain people being bitter that gay people who didn't want to use condoms were dying and no one cared, so Newt and Hicks get killed off

Resurrection is Joss Whedon working out a formula for a future tv series

>>79944561
yeah well they're a big bug-squid crab

>>79944415
So, um, we think we should discuss the bonus situation.

>>79944435
fpbp

>>79944415
I think that the tail it has chokes you out.

>>79944415
better yet, what happens if you extend your arm and make it grab your hand instead of face?

what if you just call the police and they shoot it

>>79944962
Someone please post that image so we can start having a proper discussion underway.

Only watched one of these when I was 5, is Prometheus worthwhile ?

>>79944675
lol

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>>79946039
>>79944962

>>79946059
> is Prometheus worthwhile
It's not the worst movie in the world, but it is pointless. Just watch the first two movies if nothing else, they're classics.

>>79946059
Absolutely not.

As it stands, out of these movies only Alien and Aliens are worthwhile.

Some will defend Alien 3 but it's verrrrrry divisive. But the ones past that or the Alien vs Predator movies, nope.

If I pull that off, will he die?

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>>79944415
Friendly reminder that Ash should be the protagonist and survivor of Alien.

>>79944520
Well, the facehugger probably wouldn't risk killing a potential host through acid, so it would probably just choke them until they moved the hand out of the way (and provide just enough slack to get the hand out, but not enough to get it off of their head).

>>79946131
>all that they had to do was to take aliens and add in predators and they would had had a decent avp movie
>nope, gotta make it take place in a modern day setting and make it pg-13 for those delicious preteen moneyz

>>79944415
Why don't they attack from the other side?

>>79946632
Making a new fuckhole in the back of the head would probably kill the host anon.

>>79946682
What about the other side of digestive system?
Egg ends up in the middle of it anyway

>>79944415
it'll just go for your asshole instead

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>>79944415
>xenomorph gets BTFO by a 3 Stooges move lmao

they can whip their tails around and whip your hand until you move it.

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>saw all the movies couple of times. >Played AvP 2 and 3
>Played Alien Isolation
>Played Alien on ps1
How else do I fuel my pasion for more Xenomorph shit?
Are the comics or books any good?

>>79947693
Big Meaty Black Cocks, just think of them as facehuggers and butthuggers

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come at me, hugger

>>79947693
the dark horse graphic novels aren't canon but they are all great stories, most better than the movies. there are a lot of them tho.

>>79944675
>Alien is about rape, both male and female

"'That's how I'm going to attack the audience; I'm going to attack them sexually. And I'm not going to go after the women in the audience, I'm going to attack the men. I am going to put in every image I can think of to make the men in the audience cross their legs. Homosexual oral rape, birth. The thing lays its eggs down your throat, the whole number.'"

- Dan O'Bannon, writer of Alien.

>>79947894
It sucks they are not canon. I saw an Omnibus in for a 30% off. consider buying it

>>79944470
Throatfuck you and cum straight down your throat.

>>79944415
Dunno, OP. I have a strong suspicion if you put that question to whoever the fucking fuck might be considered "in charge" of the things they'd respond "aw, aw, the facehugger will deploy some previously unhinted-at puncturing weapon to punch through your hand" just for the sake of feeling they hadn't been outdone.

>>79947942

Do it. Don't miss the first Aliens vs Predator series. Best crossover ever.

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>>79947934
Rip Dan

>>79944415
why marines doesnt wear full helmet when they chase down aliens ?
alien's story is wo weak

What if you backed your bare ass up to the facehugger egg? Would it still go for your face? Seems like it would be pretty easy to remove if it was on your butt

>>79948140
>butt fucked by a space spider

true horror

they shoot it up your bum or vagoo instead

>>79948159
think about what comes later...
"ohh I need a shit... wait a minute...."

>>79948027
ok I think there are more not sure if all of them are for sale tho, thanks anon

>>79948203
I mean if you want the physical versions I guess.
There are torrents around with a lot of them, including the newer Prometheus ones.

>>79948199
it probably wouldn't kill you if you dump them that way

>>79948301
i'd guess a chestburster is about ~2" in diameter and maybe 2 ft long

i've seen highway restroom turds bigger than that

>>79948394
trucker turds aint no joke

>>79948199
What if you shit just feeds it human centipede style?

>>79947693
AvP 2000

>>79946383
>and make it pg-13 for those delicious preteen moneyz
Is there a single factor more cancerous to the global film industry than the concept of "pg-13"?

>>79948524
I hear you but I play the shit out of 2 and think this will be a huge step down.
How is Colonial marines?

>>79946383
They literally could have just used the plot to the Monolith games AVP2, or even the damn AVP comic.When I first heard about AVP movie, I was like yeah, like the games or the comic. No black woman in Antarctica. Also disregard lore, chest bursters take 5 minutes. Then that horrible sequel

>>79947693
AVP SNES and AVP arcade game
Alien colonial marines for DS
Alien 3 for SNES

>>79948027
I still have my copy of AVP as a kid. I didn't know until years later, after she leaves the planet with the preds, that there is a story line past that.

>>79948718
I agree with you, but AvP still introduced (?) the fantastic lore of the Predators using humans/earth as a proving ground for their warriors to fight the aliens, and the amazing shots of predator ships hovering above aztec temples and accepting sacrifices and shit

i love that stuff

>>79947946
/thread

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>>79948027
>>79948757
This is the one I have

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>>79944556
>>79947946
Why is irrumatio so fucking lewd?

>>79948773
Technically that lore was introduced in the comics years before. The difference is that the planets they used for proving grounds, one of them had been colonized by humans while the predators hunted on other planets.

>>79944675
>Alien 3 is the gay one, about HIV and certain people being bitter that gay people who didn't want to use condoms were dying and no one cared, so Newt and Hicks get killed off

That was only that one review, anon

>>79946383
>>79948541
There is nothing wrong with pg13 you nonsensical edgelords.

>>79948615
>How is Colonial marines?

Garbage, but you may get some entertainment out of it if you're a big fan.

>>79946304
>Friendly reminder that Ash should be the protagonist and survivor of Alien.
I was 10 when I watched this with my mom and I remember seeing Ash by himself early on and saying to myself "he's a fucking robot" then losing my shit when they tore him apart.

>>79948541
>Is there a single factor more cancerous to the global film industry than the concept of "pg-13"?

I'd like to imagine what the film world would be like today if Spielberg had never left television.

>>79947849
Is there a single Bond villain hench we loved more than Jaws (excluding fapbait females)?

>>79944415
That's happened before. They're either able to overpower you and latch on, or they just release and scurry off.

>>79947934
That seems dumb or like Scott changed his idea, the alien being a phallic symbol and Ripley being half naked the whole time seem to imply a rapey vibe for her too

>>79947693
Play the space station 13 colonial marines server if you ever feel like roleplaying as a marine.

http://www.colonial-marines.com/

Read the rules first though.

>>79947693
All the other games, Mortal Kombat X with the Xenomorph, etc.

>>79944415
it will melt the hand just like how it can melt space helmets, you won't bleed out because the acid cauterize the wound

Life finds a way.

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They fuck you in the mouth.
Also their penor mouth if sharp as fuck because if punctures your throat and lays an egg in between your lungs and heart.

>>79949012
what if they mistake your butt for your face, will they fuck you in the butt then?

>>79949174
From my understanding the egg must be in between muscles or cavities. So it will fuck you in the ass and lay the egg in your belly..

>tfw been lifting for 7 months
I'd tear this piece of shit slug apart with my bare fucking hands and eat it for breakfast

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>>79949403
>tear it apart with bare hands
>eat it
>he doesn't know

Good luck, lel.

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>>79944415
It'll wrap around you until it finds a way to fuck your oral fuckhole, haven't you seen Aliens?
It took a lot of effort by a military chad just to get it off of Ripley when she and Newt are attacked.

>>79948140
Yeah, it would probably still go for your face. It would probably crawl up your back and around your head to do it, though.

What if I talk shit out of my ass? would the ayylium butthug me?

>>79944435
Nasty. Not worth it tbqhfamalam

>>79944415
There's no way you get an organism the size of a cat inside you without feeling it at all.

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There's not nearly enough fetish art of facehuggers egging cute girls

>>79944415
They're fairly smart about it actually. The tail strangles you so you gasp for air. You'd probably pull your hand out automatically.

>>79950838
Imagine being a facehugger, and so horny you spend every second of your time on finding a throat to fuck. And when you finally find one, you come so hard you die from it.

>>79951015
Sounds alright.

>>79951015
sounds like a great fuck

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>>79949403
acidblood

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>>79949442
Cute cat.

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>>79944415
If I pulled that off would he die?

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>>79951434

What if just as I'm about to be attacked by a facehugger I quickly shove a large dildo down my throat? The facehugger cant remove it right away and cant use acid either because that could kill me.

Eat shit space niggers

>>79951461
In a day or two it will be extremely painful.

>>79944479
How does it choke you out if your arms in the way

>>79944675
>it aint me starts playing

>>79944887
for you

>>79944415
max?

>>79944435
ew

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>>79947693

would fucking END a facehugger

>>79944675
>It ain't me starts playing

>>79948140
Is there egg laying appendage long? Sounds pretty erotic to be fucked by a facehugger

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>>79947693

You might like Stronghold.

>>79952370
So the solution is to choke on a foot-long cock?

>>79952370
Good, It will now fuck you in the ass

>>79949304
>dat alien in AvP:Requiem who throatfucked the pregnant women in the hospital bypassing the need for face huggers, laid eggs through the throats to the womb, and the babby xeno impliedly devouring the human babby before bursting out
NOICE
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>>79944415
>tfw always picking nose
>hand always in the way of mouth

Take taht fuggface

>>79955024
I remember that was the first rated R movie I ever saw in theaters, and I loved it.

>>79955103
>he actually paid money to see AvP:R after seeing AvP

>>79947849
>bite mouth dick off
>acid blood in mouth

GG