Why couldnt they just share the pod half and half so they'd

>>79939780
I thought it was fine. There were some parts I found unintentionally hilarious, but otherwise it was a solid movie with okay performances all throughout.

Also I like to think they probably had a kid and put them in the pod.

>movie ends
>immediate cut to horrible pop song
Ruined the entire movie.

>>79939933
this tbqh

>>79939780
They'd have to spend too much time alone and would probably become suicidal, Chris Pratt contemplated suicide after a year, they also live in absolute luxury on the ship, the life of a king is preferable to the life of a colonist debt slave for a megacorporation.

There are also health risks associated with suspended animation, Laurence Fishbourne got mega cancer from his faulty pod.

What they should have done is climb into the pod together and use a robot to activate it, or build another pod since there were spare parts for everything.

>>79939780
what, instead of being two beautiful people living in a luxury cruise for the rest of their lives?

The movie was terrible, not just for the shitty plot, but the premise was entirely too dumb to suspend disbelief.

>ship starts to experience major malfunctions that will eventually lead to its destruction
>0 failsafes for when this happens
>only reason the entire ship didn't explode and all 5000 of its passengers didn't die is because ONE pod opened early that happened to belong to an engineer who got lonely
>AND within the same time period another pod that just so happened to belong to a member of the crew opened early
>all of this happening within a year in the potential 120 years of transit AND within the exact time of critical engine failure

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What did Andy Garcia get paid for this role?

>>79939933
this

>>79940233

A science fiction movie isn't realistic? How can this be?

>>79940233
To be fair even currently we can't do much if an undetected meteor were to hit a rocket.

I assume at some point people ran the costs and numbers and decided yeah we're willing to take a risk.


Though if it were to ever be possible in real life chances are there would be some stopovers ever 10 years or so for maintenance.

they should have had her refuse to kill Pratt, he sacrifices himself anyway to save the ship, the skip to a year later with a feral unwashed Jlaw on the edge of insanity faced with the same decision he had, do you doom someone else to spend their lifetime on the ship with you in order to stop yourself going crazy/an heroing?

wouldn't they have to vent the reactor again every few years?

Remember that part when they get into the engine room and she's like "we should wake up the crew" and he says "no there's no time". How the fuck do you know that, are you an engineer?

>>79940233
It's more plausible than you're making it out to be. I'm pretty sure any scumbag would eventually open another pod.

The first hit with the giant meteor created the cascade of minor malfunctions that led to the events, which does make a bit more sense because it's essentially how computers fail.

The only completely unbelievable thing is that they could have actually stopped it. Even three years of straight read books on the spaceship wouldn't give you enough information on how to fix it.

The ending was fucking retarded just based on the fact that two people in complete isolation would get sick of each other in like a month. The idea that they spent 60-70 years together without one of them wanting to get into the pod is garbage

>>79940374
they only had to vent it because the broken ship was creating excess plasma, as they fixed the original error there wont be any additional plasma generated, therefore no need for any more venting.

>>79940374
it takes days for someone who just woke up to be able to function

reactor was gonna blow up soon

>>79940470
they obviously fucked like rabbiits the whole time and made some new people to talk to. The dirty secret of this movie is that their children would obviously have begun fucking each other.

Why didn't they simply concoct a scheme to awaken another person and trick them into putting both of them into stasis and transferring them to the pods, after which the robots would quietly kill and dispose of the patsy?

Is this at all cool sci-fi or is it just some stupid relationship drama that happens to be set in space?

>>79940575
desu it was much more scifi than expected, but theres still a lot of relationship shit

>>79940233
That's because the ship's main computer was damaged and the workload was dumped onto the support systems that didn't have enough processing power to handle it on top of their primary tasks.

The crew probably would have been woken up if the ship could actually complete a damage assessment but it kept burning out processors from 100% utilisation every day, all the time and having to start over.

>>79940540
> they rest of the ship wakes up in 80 years time
>find the ship overrun with 4th generation inbred fucks boning in a giant pile, there's no food left and everyone staves to death in the 4 months left until they get to the planet.

>>79939964
>They'd have to spend too much time alone and would probably become suicidal
But they wouldn't because 1. They'd know that there was someone they would be able to spend time with after 45 years
2. They could leave each other diaries that they write every day to emulate conversation

>>79940575
It's about a guy raping a girl out of her whole life and her coming to terms with it and loving him regardless. It's disgusting but also a fascinating look into the misogynist mind.

>>79939933
+1

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could you imagine if it was jennifer lawrence that woke up first and made the same choices as pratt? would this scene have gone down so smoothly with the public if the roles were reversed?

>>79940903

The movie should have had Chris Pratt die with her hating him and then cut to her standing over the pod of some other guy, showing that she would have done the same thing in his situation.

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>>79940903
The reason they didn't go that route is because the makeup would've been annoying to do.
If a man did what she was doing there then the woman would be black & blue with broken bones, maybe even comatose.

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Good thing they were infertile.

>>79940968

cut to her like a year or so later*

>>79941015
with a beard*

>>79940993
>implying there wasn't a magic healing machine

>>79940903
>>79940987
It would have just been a strangling scene.

>>79940632
>hey jerry, what should we have the computer do if it can't load a damage assessment?

Not to mention there was shot after shot of the computer getting multiple system failures from all over the ship before crashing.

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>>79941123
True, men don't mess around.
That's why more men die to suicide than women.
Men pick no-nonsense methods of killing themselves.

Women just slit their wrists a little and/or overdose on a couple of pills 90% of the time.

>>79940903
a single full powered punch from pratt would've murdered her

What annoyed me about this movie is that Chris Pratt's character has access to infinite booze, food, robot helpers, VR simulations, games, gym facilities etc. and he can't even last 6 months without crying and growing a beard. I fucking laughed when he said "I was alone.... for a YEAR". Reminds me of when One Punch Man reveals his exercise regime.

>>79941338
that's how normies react

if a robot woke up they'd probably last longer

I'm 10 minutes in and I like it a lot so far, it's just sci-fi porn. Is this going to last?

>>79941420
enjoy it while you can, also don't read this thread

>>79941293
>>79941338
are you the same poster or are these posts a random couplet

>>79941420
The sci-fi porn is the best part. It's gonna turn into relationshit for most of the movie.

>>79939857
>movie is acclaimed so everyone hates it.
>movie is panned so everyone dismisses the hate and enjoys it.

No winning.

>>79941489
>relationshit
You mean rape and emotional abuse.
But its ok because Chris Pratt looks good and by coincidence saves her live and the ship.

I cant believe they greenlit this.

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>>79941629
>rape

He didn't creampie her before he woke her up.

>>79941166
Those were from support systems burning out, the computer you're using right now logs thousands of errors every day without making you address them or even alerting you.

>>79941524
I dunno people in the thread seem to like it. Plus despite the rampant shitposting and false flagging it's inarguable that at least some people in the board side with popular opinion for all the AAA films.


Personally I think a lot of people were just butthurt that they ended up together despite what Pratt did.

>>79941629
I agree the male character was a manipulative piece of shit who deserved no sympathy ror redemption but that doesn't mean rape happened. Don't cheapen the word like that. It helps nobody.

I liked it. Great performances, production design and music. Relationship stuff didn't bother me, but I was kinda dreading the inevitable Aurora finds out scene and aftermath. Had some tense moments in the final act.

>>79941840
He literally marooned her in realtime. It's worse than rape, it's murder.

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>>79941927
At least you acknowledge that murder is worse than rape.

>>79941927
I agree that it's comparable to murder. The characters in the movie literally call it murder. It's an horrible act and an horrible crime. However rape is a different act and a different crime. You don't need to call something rape to communicate that it's bad.

>>79941681
>>79941840

She couldnt consent because she didnt know he was basically abducting her.

>>79942048
Id say kidnapping is the most comparable crime

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>>79942064

>>79941982
>>79942048
Well, the context is very rapey. He intentionally brought her out of stasis and thought there was no way on-ship to return to stasis when he did so. He stalked her before doing this. He created a false context when she came out of stasis and commanded the bartender robot to lie to prevent her from learning about what he did. Within this false context, PIV sex occurred. He never revealed the truth - his victim had to find out from the robot, accidentally. He may have never revealed the truth. After the fact, she felt violated.

He not only murdered his victim, but groomed her out of stasis to believe a false reality and took sexual advantage.

Rape? Well, maybe you could argue not. Rapey? Definitely. At the very least.

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>>79942064
Maybe she should've put in the effort to question her situation.
Of course, a woman would never take charge of her life when there's a man around to leech/blame.

>>79942254
pic related
>>79940993

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All this feminine talk of whether it was rape or not has lead me to an interesting conclusion.
You're all women or men with feminine penises.

>>79942226
>and took sexual advantage
That's where you make a jump of logic. They had sex. That's it. He woke her, he didn't told her the truth and they had sex. It was mutually pleasant sex. In this context "taking advantage" is empty of meaning. Any mutually pleasant sex is to the advantage of every participant involved. Masturbation is an advantage of a sexual nature that someone can take and it doesn't even involve another person.

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>>79942452
Intentionally waking a person from stasis after intensely researching them and their personality and cthen arefully crafting a false reality for them is in fact taking advantage, and I'm not sure how you can logically argue otherwise.

>>79940719

That's kind of the plot of Pandorum.

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I couldn't get into this movie.

Loved the graphics and appearance of the ship. But there were just too many plot-holes.

You have advanced humans who have mastered interstellar travel, artificial intelligence..... and yet they don't have a single contingency plan for if one of the pod's is woken prematurely? NOT ONE SINGLE CONTINGENCY???

"The pods are flawless" ... BULLSHIT!

Either have numerous backup pods, or wake up the fucking pod expert and demand he put you back in.

>>79940968

Oh man, that would have been so deep. I actually wouldn't put it past most women to do that. They can be such fucking moronic hypocrites sometimes.

>>79940274
He got a sandwich.

>>79942545
The pods ARE flawless, it's the ships computer that failed.

>>79942459
That would have made for a much better movie

>>79942545
Failsafes are usually put into place after something goes wrong with that certain component. Chris Pratt's pod was the first pod to ever malfunction.

>>79941168
*Women just want attention 90% of the time

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>>79939780
From the moment they found out they could use the medpod I was thinking about how there were spares for everything so surely there'd be another medpod.

It's a lot like people that run upstairs in horror movies.

>5000 people on the ship
>1 medbay

>>79942515
To receive an advantage is not a crime. We receive advantages everyday. Every instance of mutually pleasant sex can be described as two people receiving an advantage. These words mean nothing. We should use words that have meanings. The word manipulation has a clear meaning. It is simple to recognize. The main male character of this movie committed manipulation. Manipulation can be a terrible crime. Some lies can have devastating effects, some lies can destroy someone's life, some lies can cause an entire population to suffer torture and death. To call something manipulation is not an attempt to make it look like a weaker crime. It is simply an attempt to describe something adequately.

Let's look at this another way: what happens when two characters are manipulative and have sex? What if the female character had a secret, what if the male character discovered it and then said he would never had sex with her if he knew. Was he raped? Did they rape each other? I can't help but feel that it is is a completely frivolous use of the word. Learning something you don't like about your sexual partner does not retroactively makes it rape. It is a problem for actual rape victims to use the word improperly.

>>79942985
And don't forget: 1 bar. At one point they took turns to spend time with the bartender robot, as if the ship with 5000 people did not have another bar. Feels like the ship was designed for a capacity of 50 passengers.

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I loathed this film, it could have actually surprised me and had Chris Pratt (playing Chris Pratt), dying in the end - then Jennifer Lawrence (playing JLaw), would experience and understand the loneliness that Pratt endured. She would ultimately forgive him, but it's too late. then end on her deciding whether to wake up a male passenger or not.

Shit ending or nah?

>>79943231

The ending you described is far better.

>>79943321
I was rooting for this as the film was sort of hinting at it, or so I thought. Very disappointing, stale Hollywood shite desu.

Ugly as hell too. Sony is a mess.

>>79943231
That would have been a massive improvement to the whole story.

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Worst flick I've seen in years and the epitome of Hollywood. Just jacked ideas from far better movies Gravity, The Shining, etc. and casted 2 big attractions to pull Hunger Games and GotG children to the theater. Pratt's humor, while usually good, seemed forced and unfunny. Lawrence is garbage per usual and I just can't look at her the same after the fappening. I expected Science Fiction from the trailer and ended up watching a vapid Space Romance for 120 minutes...thank God this top shit didn't break even at the box office.

>>79943231
Yea i was hoping this would happen as well, but it seems like they added an ending that worked better with the test-audiences. That combined with the extremely dull pop-song at the end really left a bad aftertaste in my mouth.

>>79940309
>trip at .3c
>stop overs

Nah, it would be far too costly in terms of deltav to stop and start again, even if the stops refueled the ship. It would also vastly increase the time it takes, because instead of being able to accelerate to much higher speeds by thrusting away from earth the first half and then reversing, it has to stop and start over and over again. That's one thing the movie got right: to reach relativistic speeds it had to accelerate for 60 years in one direction

>>79944024
the whole thing was a farce, really. The ugly, Spielberg futuristic sets, the CGI, the acting, just all awfully rote and bland. I turned it off as soon as it cut to black, because I'd been waiting for it to end for 90 minutes.

I think it would have been better in the hands of a director with a vision, and a studio with balls. - the ending I described here >>79943231 would have left an impression on me, even though I wasn't a fan of everything previously, an ending like that would have left me feeling something.

>>79940448
>Even three years of straight read books on the spaceship wouldn't give you enough information on how to fix it.
>here, plug in the back up computer and hit the vent button

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An absolute garbage of a movie. That being said, the thing that pissed off me the most was what they did to the captain at the end.

>captain is dead Jim, what are we going to do with his body?
>should we put it in the sleep chambers and then bury it in the new world because he deserves a proper burial for what he has done to all these people on a ship
>lel no, lets just toss his body into space and let it drift forever in the eternal darkness xD

What a fucking bullshit.

>>79944099
Yep that bothered me too. They should have placed the body in cold storage until his last will was discovered and honored.

>>79943945
>Worst flick I've seen in years

Love it when people say this about above average movies.

>>79944099
why didn't they put the captain in the auto doc hibernation?

>>79944099
just like on a boat

>>79939933

Totally agreed. So offputting. I liked it overall but that was terrible.

>not waking up no less than 3 but no more than 6 women

Enough for them to compete against each other for your affection but not enough for them to properly be able to plot against you.

She should have woken a black guy and cuck him

>>79945283
>>79939933
>>79939956
>>79940274
Take your shit taste and fuck off. "Levitate" was pretty good and a nice send off to the characters

>wake up one guy, restrain him, harvest his semen and kill him
>wake up 5-10 women and impregnate them while they are in post-hybernation shock
>tell them that guy who woke up woke them up and raped them
>after they give birth I can probably them myself, would be easy since there are no other males
>after 20 years there'll be functioning society on the ship

>>79941338
Yeah I laughed at that too.

I piss neet years. 2012 to 2016 was like a blink of the eye.

>>79941753
MY COMPUTER ISN'T FLYING THROUGH SPACE

>>79947402
its kinda stupid there isn't just a functional society on the ships at all times. People who are content to just live in space.

>>79939780
well spare pods would be better
whoever designed the ship was a retard

why didn't they just teach the Bartender how to fix some shit up? there's a pod manual for fucks sake

>>79948229
dunno but the whole ship is an engineering disaster
Even NASA makes less mistakes

pandorum made a lot more sense than this pile of shit...

>>79940374
People have already replied to you but also wasn't the guy an engineer actually?

>>79940968
There were lots of ways to end it better. Fuck they could've had Laurence Fishburn say there's no way to fix the ship, definitely not in time, while he's fucking coughing up blood and dying
Could've just had him limp away, leaving the two dipshits to contemplate on their imminent demise
Instead of being some adolescent fantasy about finding love and being a hero with a half-assed notion about isolation leading to the degradation of morality in humans, they could've actually done something cool

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>>79939780

Movie was amazing until Lawrence woke up, it just got worse and worse from then on.

By the time they discovered the problem, I was really hoping it was going to be over, or change direction very quickly, but no it just kept on going, and going, then on to show what happens when everyone else wakes up, fucking hell what were they thinking?

This kind of movie, with just one person alone... maybe with androids or something would be very interesting.

>>79942656
Give it a name

>>79940309
>stopping in space for maintenance
Are you retarded?

>>79948631

Have you seen 'Moon' with Sam Rockwell?

>>79948631
think it was an anime, she will be full tsundere

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>>79939780
I regret watching the trailer for this movie,i just realised after watching the movie that it spoiled 90% of the movie....think it's time to stop watching trailers

>>79949000
welcome to the future
all trailers are spoilers

>>79942905
And just one bracelet with clearancy level high enough to use it.

>>79947227
Lmao what are you, a little teenage girl? Please be in London.

what would be your class guys?
I think I'd be the lowest class
and can only drink coffee

>>79947945
Could be due to supply issues
Probably easier to supply power to the pods than decent food to however many people for generations

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>>79939780

I actually liked this movie a lot more than I figured I would. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. Pratt actually had a good performance. Lawrence wasn't terrible either.

It was neat, and didn't gloss over a lot of shit I figured they would have.

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>>79940968

>The movie should have had Chris Pratt die with her hating him and then cut to her standing over the pod of some other guy, showing that she would have done the same thing in his situation.


KINO

>>79942226

>Hey baby, I'm a millionare, come have sex with me
>No you're not you fucking idiot
>Pull up fake bank account on phone "proving" how rich you are
>... oh wow, maybe I was wrong about you!
>sex
>btw i'm not rich
>RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people are a fucking cancer. Lying to someone and convincing them to like you isn't rape or rapey. It's just manipulative to get what you want, which literally everyone tries at one point or another. It probably won't lead to happy relationships, but saying it's rape in any way is fucking retarded.

guys, but it wouldn't make a good movie if it made sense
>ship gets damage
>can't repair itself
>ship wakes up maintenance crew
>maintenance crew fix the ship
>they see the guy walking around
>they fix his pod
>everyone goes back to sleep

and then it will be a boring ass one about maintenance crew fixing the ship

>>79939933
D

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>5000 people on a shit
>one (1) medical pod

>>79940287
>it's anon is a retard who can't tell apart coherence and realism episode

>>79940968
You would make a great kinographer

>>79951336
probably there is more >>79949662
my assumption is that neither wanted to go back to hibernation after the captain died of a malfunctioning one

>>79939780
>ship filled with thousands of people
>only one medical bay

wew lad

>>79951336
FUCKING THIS WHAT THE FUCK.
>>79951478
There is ZERO build up for that

The only thing this movie had going for it, was jlaw's hot ass.

>that extremely unfitting song at the end
Seriously wtf

>>79951533
they also showed chris pratts shaved butt

>>79951578
>they show pratt ass but no jlaw ass
What about muh equality tho

>>79951577
it shows the quality of the movie...
desu pandorum was way better than this but it didn't have big budget and famous actors

>>79949000
some guy who used to be a movie critic suggested this and i totally do that now

but for movies im unsure of/ probably wont even watch at all, ill be OK with seeing

the only trailer i saw in recent times in for fences and that made me definitely want to watch the movie because the acting was 10/10 in clips shown

>>79951619
men are basically in ass debt to women at this point. no need to show her ass just put it on the tab

Why didn't they just both get into the same pod?

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>>79939780
>chris pratt dies
>has the magic medical machine do everything to him
>he comes back to life

my shitty calculation:
the travel takes 100 years at half light speed relative to them
it is 150 years for people on earth (time dilation)
this makes the planet only 300ly away?

or was it 100 years for earth

I need the physics of this

>>79951812
the pod is only made for one person

>>79951985
probably it is not even designed to suspend for more than a year
since they never thought there would be a pod failure and medpod would be in use for only 4 months

>>79939780
>dude let's just steal plot elements, visuals and entire scenes from every sci-fi movie of the last ten years lmao

>>79939857
It sucked desu

>>79951489
>has a feature that suspends one person for any required amount of time