>bad guy is literally Hitler >Muggles are an inferior race

Harry Potter is a fucking awful franchise and you're a fucking spastic for watching it. Fuck off back to tumblr.

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Is it really a surprise that such ham-fisted allegories should arise from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

what was the third character name...?

>>79940355
A great wizard known as Betty.

They really should have reversed the Farrell/Depp casting.

>>79940385
STREAM NOW.

>>79939109
hol up, i was confused who it was..... that was supposed to be hitler? jesus fucking christ

>>79940714

when someone on 4chan says literally, they mean metaphorically.

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>Wizards are persecuted by Muggles

>Wizards hide from Muggles in a secret mirror world to protect Muggles from being wiped out by Wizards or something

>if Muggles find out about Wizards the Wizards have to obliviate them no matter what because of some code (to protect them???)

>literal banner that looks very much like an N.S.D.A.P. Nazi banner that says N.S.P.S. on it and is literally described as an anti-Wizard group

what the FUCK did J.K. Rowling mean by this?

>>79940749
i saw the stache so believed him, my b

>>79939109
Isn't Kowalski polish more so than Jewish?

>>79940771
>implying wizards could wipe human out

would like to what they do against a metal projectile at the speed of 350m/s

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>>79940771

>>79939109

Who fucking cares. Did you actually watch this trash OP?

>>79939109

Who cares what Wizards want. They literally shit themselves

I wish teenage Tumblr whores would stop posting their stupid HP threads here

>>79941303
>would like to what they do against a metal projectile at the speed of 350m/s

Cast an invisibility spell on themselves, appear in an alley in a crowded city, cast fiend fyre and fuck off while millions die

Wizards could very easily fuck us up. The problem is they're all retarded