>be me >get home ready to watch something cozy on PBS (Antiques

That glock is not cocked

>shooting yourself with a glock brand hand grenade
good luck

don't worry friend your pain will soon be over

when Donald gets rid of PBS

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>>79935289
I WANT MY GOD DAMN HUEL

Good. He shifts through time to upset you. That's why I voted for him. Timeless endless rustling of jimmies.

>>79935165
don't glocks have auto cocking holsters that chamber a round when you pull it out of the holster.

>Donald "put the kike on a spike" Trump

what did OP mean by this? Trump is more kosher than Obama ever was.

>>79935933
> I moved on her like a bitch in heat

Kosher Don strikes again!

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>>79935120
>come to /tv/
>expect them to share my irrational hatred of the god-king trump
>get depressed when everyone laughs at me

>>79936039
Serious question: why do people like him? He just seems like that insecure asshole that was friends with your buddy in high school

>>79936141
hence you now know who the vast majority of 4chan users are

>>79936141
Is calling political opponents "insecure" part of the Communist manifesto or something? I swear the Reds do it with everyone no matter how nonsensical.

>>79935120
>Donald "put the kike on a spike" Trump is on my favorite channel

What? Donald Trump is the biggest kikelover in the history of the presidency

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8 years

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>>79935120
>be me
>get on computer and pull up /tv/
(Television and Film)
>Anon bitching about Trump on the front page
>not even the film board can let me escape this feverish nightmare

Pic related

>>79935433
RIP

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>>79936554
>>79936401
Don't kid yourselves, Trump isn't even gonna last four.

>>79936803
>says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year

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Imagine being an American and having to be all like "damn, Donald, you fuckin' presidential, all diplomatic with your isolationist policies and costly, ineffective border wall. I would totally re-elect you, both my edgy /pol/ persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is have a liveable working wage for him and his future children.. Like seriously imagine having to be American and not only sit on your couch while Trump flaunts his tiny hands on Fox news, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, week after week, while he abused the english language and gave borderline-autistic handshakes to foreign ambassadors. Not only having to tolerate his self-serving "muslim ban" and his childish attitude as everyone in the white house tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD SIGNS THINGS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his orange fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been living under nothing but a healthy diet of right-leaning centrists and conservatives and later alleged socialists for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the suburbs in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the taco-bowl that's sitting on his writing desk as he gives you a thumbs-up, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get sit there and revel in his "huge (for that is what he calls it)" wall, the ineffective eyesore he worked so hard planning with his establishment puppetmasters in the previous months. And then he calls for another rally, and you know you could knock over every garbage can on your campus before the riot cops could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking gen Y. You're not going to lose your future liberal arts career over this. Just bear it. Hide your coexist sticker and bear it.

>>79936867
>T-Trump will keep winning hehe! We-we...just keep winning haha! Stupid liberals I've got a cup of your tears right here Heh! Let's go catch some diddlers, pedes!!!

He's really leaving everything up to states rights (:

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>>79936961
I know you can't say the same, but I never get tired of winning.

Has anyone gone to Pratty's before?

>>79936867
Not like I give a fuck, I live with my parents still and I live in a fucking basement and I have no reason to leave the house because I have no job or friends.

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>>79935120
go stream full episodes online, if you sign in to PBS you get full 1080

epic tier nature series: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/spy-in-the-wild-about/14810/

>>79936803
my money is on a stroke