>I won't overstay my welcome, I always try to be a good

ITT: times you acted like The Guest

>>79910832
>follow my sister to the halloween party she was invited to
>wearing just a shirt and jeans
>knock on the front door
>girl in cat ears opens the door
>"Um, who are you supposed to be?"
>"I'll bring in the kegs, where are they?"
>she just stares at me
>"They're probably in Zeke's van, it should be unlocked"
>walk off to get the kegs but I can't find Zeke's van anywhere
>powersprint up the road until I find a bottleshop and buy two kegs
>roll them back up to the house party
>this takes about an hour
>carry them in, with one on my shoulder
>"Where do you want these?"
>see a joint being passed around
>leave the kegs in the hallway and walk up to the circle
>take the joint out of someone's hands
>wink at the girl
>"I'm a big boy"
>take a drag so large my eyes start watering
>keep my breath held in and go into the next room
>start coughing violently
>throw up a little bit on my shoes
>notice the cat ear girl's ex walk in
>quickly find the speakers and unplug the ipod
>take out my mixtape and put it in the cd player
>cool eighties synthpop starts playing
>run over to the ex but trip on a keg and smack my face into the wall
>blood is pouring out of my nose
>the guy helps me up
>"Hey man, are you okay"
>stare at him coldly
>all humor has left my face
>"I'm really sorry"
>go to slam his head but he steps back and accidentally smack a picture on the wall with my hand
>bits of glass are stuck in my palm
>"C-call the police, and tell 'em the truth"
>they throw me out the front door
>as I limp away I turn and smirk
>through the crowd of people I can see my sister
>she mouths the words "What the fuck?"
>eventually get home
>go into the bathroom
>take my shirt off
>wait for her to get home
>real hero
>and a real guest
>a real human bean

"I'll do the dishes, it's the least I can do"
"No no, you are our The Guest. Please let us do it "

Pretty nice of him to offer

>How many people will be there?
>Not sure.
>Could you just The Guestimate then?

Bravo, Nolan.

>>79910857
0/10

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>you're next
Fun horror comedy (let down by the reveal though)

>the guest
Fun thriller /enjoyable aesthetic

>Blair witch
Garbage but really what could you do with the property that relies totally on a gimmick that's been repeated for 20 years

What's next for the director ? Can he make something great?

>"Why don't you give our The Guest a tour around the house while I finish dinner?"
>audible collective groan permeates the theatre

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>>79910962
he's doing Death Note

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>>79910962
I thought Blair Witch was quite charming, actually though maybe that's because I wanted to like it so much.
Pretty sure the director is making an adaptation of Death Note next. Hopefully he makes it work because I'm anticipating another flop.

>>79910962
he made the American version of Death Note which I think is completed and coming this year. probably getting a trailer soon

>>79910646
>Dan Stevens
is he the Legion?

>>79911851
>Wow I thought you had SOME split personalities but it's like there's a whole LEGION of you.
Jesus Christ.

>>79911052
Hope it's okay
Not that I care about the property but it would be too bad if he ruins his career when he's talented enough on his own