>Keanu Reeves has been alive for nearly 500 years. He was

>>79899638
How does he keep living

>>79899673
Everyone in the world is passively giving him a little bit of their energy, like a spirit bomb

>>79899673
He's the inspiration for mythical figure Dorian Gray

>>79899638
>This is Katana

(reference to the oscar winning picture Suicide Squad)

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>>79899638
>1565
>Tokugawa Shogunate

WRONG

if he's lived 500 years why does he look so young in his early roles

>>79899638
>canadian longshoreman
>1565
no

>>79899790
>Be a 500 yr old man who decides to try acting and become a celebrity
>Wouldn't use makeup and other cosmetics to appear older over time before he fakes his death

Think these things through before you post jesus christ

>>79899638
its he the The Man from Earth ?

>>79899790

he hsa to tkeep up the facade of aging so the government doesnt kidnap him and tie him to a bed while they harvest his immortal cells looking for the fountain of youth

>>79899638
He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer will.

Heh, Keanu Reeves would be a good Samurai Jack if they ever did a live-action version.

Is this the final red pill?

>>79899638
Sounds legit

>>79899868
>>79899856
oh ok

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>>79899673
Literally a vampire

>>79899925
Yes. Immortality is within our grasp, but you will live a life full of sorrow and solitude.

>>79899638
>>79899925
>>79900013
>>79899856
>>79899868
thanks for the quick rundown lads

>>79900020
He's not a vampire. Those spirit cooking fucks are vampires

Keanu is an ascendant human

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are we bringing back the Keanu memes?