>learned to play piano in 3 months for his role and danced

>>79899306
>learned to play piano in 3 months
That's not how it fucking works, one bit.

>>79899306
he is just pretending

>>79899306

he directed a flawed but superior film and is probably deep in thought composing the next one

also, having worked with refn on true kino, he must have felt dirty having his name associated with a hallmark style movie by jizz-L

>>79899341
You can learn to play select songs or bits of songs for the scenes. But to really master piano, no you can't do it in 3months.

>>79899306

Hes one of the last few remaining real men with natural charisma and total confidence.

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>>79899306

>doubting literally our guy

I want newfags to leave

>>79899306
I liked his shirt

>>79899653

He's in a fucking band

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>>79899306
>cookie cutters

>>79899857
In the end it's all semantics. He played piano for real during all the one-takes in the movie, so if you came up to him and said, "Hey Ryan, play piano," he'd be able to play it. That does not mean he became a piano master though.

>acted far better than Emma Stone
>she wins an oscar but he doesn't
???

The Goose has NEVER participated in a bad film. You literally can't prove me wrong.

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>>79899691
you could say he's...a real human being

>>79899857
>tfw the goose will never make another deadmans bones album

>>79899951
la la land, gangster squad

>>79899945
Emma got all the emotionally heavy scenes in the movie. Had the roles been switched and Ryan Gosling received those audition scenes, he'd have gotten it, I'm sure.

It was the audition scenes.

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>>79899945
emma was the better actor, but that's not saying much

lala land wasn't that good to win best pic, and it wasn't gosling's ideal vehicle

>>79899341
>Implying you have to be able to play Clair De Lune perfectly before you can say you "play" the piano

Music isn't that hard to grasp. Especially with an expert instructor, like one the Goss could afford. He isn't WAM or anything, but come on, you can learn how to play songs on the piano and grasps how to read bass and treble clef in less than 3 months. Especially when that's your sole job.

>all the autist losers falling for the "le nice guy" act

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>>79899306
Weeell ... What can I say, anon ??? I definitely was "The Power Play" Y'know !!!

>>79899306
why are his eyes so close together

>>79899951
Drive

he's had experience with the piano and other instruments before though. see Dead Man's Bones.

>>79899341
I learned how to play Beethoven's "Pathetique" and The 3rd movement of "Moonlight Sonata" in just under a month without any prior piano playing experience.

>>79899911
Not in the am bro

>>79899920
Who is saying he can write and preform his own concertos? The only thing anyone is saying is that he can read and play his arpeggios. That's playing the piano

>>79899920
>>79899341
>he learned to play piano in 3 months
>UH THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS OKAY YOU CAN'T LEARN SOMETHING IN 3 MONTHS
>What are you talking about yes you can
>I TAKE IT BACK YES YOU CAN BUT YOU CAN'T BE A MASTER AT IT
>No shit, are you retarded?
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79900552
>>79900397
I'm not that guy and I'm arguing the same point as you, dumbshits.

I'm saying regardless he is a "master" or not, he obviously can play the piano, so he learned it.

>>79899306
That zoo part was absolutely disgraceful. I'm glad Ryan was humble enough to see through the fucking farce, considered he was bullied as a kid

Class act

>>79900574
What zoo part? I didn't watch the Oscars.

>>79900571
Fuck you

>>79900645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr69jLeQdRA

>>79900645
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qr69jLeQdRA

Was /tv/ mad yesterday when they gave the oscars to niggers just to make up for last year and to be PC?

>>79900574
Literally the only one to get up from his seat for them. Treated them like actual human beings.

>>79900718
And Denzel

>>79900755
That's cause Denzel was put in the spotlight. Ryan got up on his own accord.

>>79900786
Fair enough

>>79900755
That's because she called him her favorite actor. What really spoke to me about Gosling's character was the fact that he stopped and gave them attention AWAY from the cameras, when the spotlight was gone. When they panned back and they were there talking to Ryan and taking pictures, what a bro.

Really admirable guy.

>>79900718
Didn't Denzel and the supporting actor winner from Moonlight also get up?

>>79900715
this

Goose also tried to get other people to stand up but they wouldn't.

>>79899306
Drive still sucks though.

>>79899951
The notebook

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>>79900050
it's fucking disturbing seeing someone writing mozart's name as an acronym instead of just using his surname

>>79900855
>lmao you want ME to talk with these DEGENERATE COMMONERS LMAO FUCK U RYAN LMAO

>>79899693
I unironically do this
So often

>>79900715
I actually am not clear about why viola davis wasn't in best actress category, I think if they wanted to be PC she should have been in that category no?

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>>79899693
:3

>>79900960
It gets your gf wet. Total bro

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>>79899306
A real human bean.

>>79900715
It deserved it

is it weird that I want to BE this man? is that weird

>>79899306
Redpilled as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eilDS0IKhLE

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>>79899306
Goose is just the best

>loses Oscar because of affirmative action
>becomes redpilled

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>le he's just like us!
>/tv/ normalfags participate in yet another celebrity worship thread
get the fuck off my board ree

Goose should've been Keanu's handyman in ND, fucking Refn always misses out on this kind of stuff cause of autism.

>>79900228
Say that again, I dare you.

How did the goose not win best actress?

>>79900682
>>79900571
>>79900397
>>79899920
>>79899857
>>79899653
>>79899341
The absolute worst samefagging I've ever seen

>>79901363
He's the definition of "Guys wanna be him."

I think because he embodies a lot of characteristics that are optimal but also relatable, he's a kind and fit, charming but quiet, autistic as fuck and hid movies in his pants as a kid etc.

reminder that those low commoners are literally you celebrity worshipping faggots

>>79900282
exactly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vkEmFQ2btU

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>>79901495
>frogposter

still has a punchable face.

>>79901723
>and this is how Tom tried to get me to join his sect, thank god Nicole divorced him

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>>79901782
take him on, tough man

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>>79900813

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>>79901782
>wanna fight?

>>79900282
not to continue sucking Goose's dick here, but the guy just seems humble as fuck. watch this video of his band performing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeZmPaCj8s

he goes around, talks to and thanks all the different performers for coming out and helping him on the concert. literal human bean.

>>79901890
salt.jpg

Fuck

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>while the Malibu might not seem like the ideal choice of rides for a wheelman-by-night, it is not without its reasons: when Refn told Gosling that he could pick out his character’s personal car, he hand chose the ’73 Chevelle Malibu from a junkyard. From there, Gosling tore the Malibu apart and rebuilt everything but the transmission on his own.

>You read that right. Ryan Gosling tore a car apart and rebuilt it from scratch.

>danced better than Emma Stone

You wanted to point out the irony that a man danced better than a woman but the real irony is that you thought Ryan was a man and Emma a woman.

>>79902037
he always looks like that /v/

>>79902140
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>79902140
Okay he has legit soft ass burgers then?

>>79900702
>>79900710
>immediately gets up to greet everyone, gives away his candy, takes several pics and tries to get other people to join him

BASED GOOSE
A
S
E
D

>>79902291
How is that aspy at all my friend
Mebe he just like cars like a lot of Pruett guys do

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>>79901547
Refer to the top post newfag

>He "hated" being a child, was bullied in elementary school and had no friends until he was "14 or 15". In the first grade, having been heavily influenced by the action film First Blood, he took steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess. This incident led to a suspension. He was unable to read and was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), prescribed Ritalin, and placed in a class for special-needs students.
so he is /ourguy/

>>79899341
you don't understand how rotten tomatoes score works

>>79902680
>adhd

The biggest meme in medical history

Anyway, throwing knives is fucked up, it must have been so bad he was willing to kill them

>>79902680
where is this from? hilarious if true

Drive was a terrible flick

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>got to fuck Rachel McAdams

>>79901324
>gf

>>79900228
only true plebeians don't like Drive

>>79902800
his Wikipedia

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>>79899951

>>79902680
>He was unable to read
that explains Drive

>>79902922
not OP but I enjoyed Only God Forgives

I can't objectively say its good, but damn if it isn't interesting

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>>79902922
>Only God Forgives
>bad
hello pleb

>>79902922
>>79903093
Same.

>>79903096
Unironically this.

Better than Drive.

>>79902922
Better than Drive.

>>79900574
when you said the zoo part i thought you meant when they made fun of matt damon in "we bought a zoo"

>>79900228
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79902922
Kys pleb

>tfw (((they))) are going to end his career when they find out he is /ourguy/

how do we stop this?

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>tfw you'll be at home with your beautiful wife & kids in an hour and everything else is just a great big game

>>79899951
Unironically this. The only shit movie he has been in was The Big Short, and him and that Margot Robbie cameo were the only good things in that movie
>>79899966
Gangster Squad was Based.

>>79899306
He's been playing piano since he was a kid but yes, he is so based

>>79899693
>Not thinking about driving

You had one job son

The Goose is based as fuck. There's a YouTube video of him breaking up a fist fight on some random street in New York. He just walks up and separates the guys, they chill the fuck out and all the ladies swoon when they realize it's him.

Based as FUCK.

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TDKR is in the redbox display

>>79904775
I miss Driveposting.

>>79904508
>tfw you didn't win the award but then you remember literally every woman on the planet wants to fuck you

>>79899306
>lib cuck
nope

>>79904708
Damn, link that shit nigga. That sounds nice

>>79899951

Lars and the Girl

and also, captcha: close rifugi

>>79904887
>implying LATRG is bad

leave

>>79899306
Honestly la la land was trite garbage. Didn't deserve to win.

>>79904887
But that was a good movie.

>>79904944
you pretentious fag. You are so out of touch with your feelings and aspirations. Just kill yourself already.

>>79904876

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gauLLAR7njY

>>79902829
Who haven't?

>>79904641
>The Big Short
>shit movie
Sure it was hamfisted propaganda but it's an interesting movie.

>>79905187
>Two dudes are fighting in the middle of the street in NYC. (Typical.) They're playing tug-o-war over a painting (less typical) and while a girl is filming this ridic fight, literally OUT OF NOWHERE Ryan Gosling walks in (REALLY REALLY not typical). He steps into the quarrel and when he spots this altercation, he immediately tries to break it up (HEART OF GOLD!). Ryan drops his shopping bag (NOT MATERIALISTIC!) and throws his GIANT, THROBBING man muscle of an arm against the perpetrator and when he spots Ry Ry's huge guns, he throws his hands up in defeat. By some crazy stroke of luck, Ryan decided to wear a striped and nautical-inspired tank the VERY day his bulging biceps would come in handy. THEREFORE, his tank top basically saved the day. Would the story have played out differently if he was wearing a baggy hoodie? YES. You can't see all that rock hard steel beneath layers of cotton, people. Pure brawn speaks louder than any words you could POSSIBLY say to these angry gentleman, and for THAT, we should all give a nice, HUGE round of applause to Ryan Gosling's tank top. It saved the day AND gave us a nice show of what those bad boys can do.

>I'm only a little jealous of his power over roasties

Hacksaw Ridge honestly deserved it

>>79905421
If by 'it' you mean gulag

>>79905452
Sudoku yourself sneaky Tojo

>>79900044
La La Land was the best overall film of the bunch

do any of you have a webm or video

>>79901405

Charls..?

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no fucks given because he goes home and fucks based eva every night

must be chill as fuck and know nothing can rattle you because you see that every night

>>79902680
>was bulled in elementary school
>had friends but very few
>had ADD but I refused to take ritalin

almost literally me

>>79902373
>Phoneposting nigger

No fucking wonder this place is so shitty

>>79899306
>didn't bother getting clean-shaved
He's using the slight-stubble attraction strategy. Ask your mom if it worked.

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>>79905187
This dude is beyond legit, especially for shit like this where he doesn't even care about his fame and is just doing what's right and stepping in. He's like Keanu when he was super popular, being genuine with people and not being a fucking tool. I hope /ourguy/ has a long and happy life, if the fame hasn't gotten to him by now, it never will.

Also I didn't know he was married to the hottie from hitch and ghost rider, fucking gosling SLAYIN' that poon.

Maybe not everyone is bad, eh /tv/?

>>79905403

>hey man why back off this our fight
>"..."
>fuck you man you're weird
>"..."
>wow, you're Ryan Gosling right?! I loved you in the notebook! you were awesome in there!
>"..."
>why did you break up the fight anyway?
>"I drive"

and he walks away

GOOOSE'D

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>>79899306
>ywn be the Goose

Why even live?

>>79906188
I'm already Henry Cavill though

>>79900574
Just watched, how could not see how fucking disturbing it was.

So does everyone just call him goose because of his stage name?

>>79906221
donate five hundred thousand US dollars to me then, what else you got going on

It would literally break my heart if I found out he was a kike.

>>79900718
You can see Viggo, I think that's Viggo, get up at the same time in the background.

>>79906357
fuck you i'm not giving money to you. i'll retire after JL2 and shitpost until i die

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>>79906221
Hey Henry, I'm a straight dude and in love with you. Please by my friend.

>>79899306
He knows that BO gross is the true award.

>>79906436
I'm in love with Ben too, iktf anon :(

>>79900320
>3rd movement of "Moonlight Sonata" in just under a month
I don't believe you

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>>79906066
>tfw you just realised Eva and Ryan are together with two children and those scenes in Place Beyond The Pines they had together were probably genuine asf

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>>79906066
>You will never come back the day you filmed the scene of killing the guy in the elevator, filled with adrenaline going home and seeding your eva over and over

Nothing can make a man feel more alive than killing someone and then knocking up a hottie. Circle of life, negro.

>>79905550
Just like The Artist, right?

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>la la land speech mentions "blue eyed wife"

>SJWs fake the winner in retaliation

>>79899306
>learned to play piano in 3 months for his role and danced better than Emma Stone

That's not really that amazing once you remember he was on Disney's Mickey Mouse Club as a kid.

>racemixed with some ugly spic
>based

>>79899945

Goslin was good, but his scenes were nothing particularly great, cause he's the smooth jazz guy. Emma's character is the one who gets all the really big emotional scenes and songs due to her fragility and lack of confidence and the subsequent character development.

>>79900050
You can't become a fucking jazz pianist from scratch in 3 months you stupid idiot. You can learn to pretend to be one though. I haven't seen the movie but it's either Gosling faking it over pre-recorded music or it's extremely easy (and probably shitty) jazz.

>>79904775
why is he getting 3 cokes? surely he should just get a 6pack. it's easier to carry and he has the money

>mfw Nice Guys is the most enjoyable movie ive seen in years, and that RG is actually fuckin hilarious and should be in more (black) comedic roles

He was a fucking leaf so his value is forever diminished

>>79906980
The Artist was the best overall produced and directed. The writing wasn't bad either.

>>79907752
I give you a three coke window. Anything happens in that three cokes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a coke either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

>>79907752
underrated

>>79899341
This I'm triggered

>>79906980

I got more out of the Artist than La La Land. L3 is a comfy musical, the Artist has a degree of artistic merit and gravitas under it.

>>79902922
absolutely turbo pleb confirmed
holy shit

>>79900228
>that's how you trigger the anon

>>79907544
Not either. He played a couple of pretty hard pieces but the thing everyone forgets is that he's in a band and could already play basic piano. He learned how to play a couple of hard pieces for the film.

>>79907544
Jazz is a joke quit acting like it's this impossible thing

>>79904775
holy shit i want to drink a coke now... is.. is this advertising? FUCK IWANT TO DRINBK A COKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gets up and drives to safeway*

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>ywn ever go on a silent night time Drive™ with the Goose

>>79900191
Genetics senpai

>>79899693
Oh my god this is literally me

How do I leave this shithole?

>>79908645
us channers right? xD

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>>79906837
>Nothing can make a man feel more alive than killing someone and then knocking up a hottie. Circle of life, negro.

>>79899693
>text board: /tele/
It hurts.

>>79901437
lmao what a fucking fatass

>>79907762
>(black)
What did you mean by this?

>>79899306
Yup. Not gonna lie, he can't act to save his life, but I admire him as a person. Probably the best celebrity at Hollywood right now.

>>79907762
>>79908782
More like (((black))) amirite?

>>79908598

>Goose is a dog person

this is how know he's a good guy

>>79899341
fpbp

Gosling is a massive failure

>>79900320
That's not learning, that's just copying notes

>ignore the jerk behind him
>Damon's reaction
kek
Kimmel sucks, but his meme banter feud with Damon always make me kek

>>79899306
>still spouting MUH NIGGERS MUH WOMEN like every brainless hollywood drone

Yeah, so based.

>>79899691
He's a flaming metrosexual.

ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE

>>79905187
>those negresses getting audibly wet
How do we become able to do that, guys?

>>79899920

Did anyone say he became a master stupid faggot?

>>79900860
Here is your (you)

>>79899306
Working with Refn turned gosling into a patrician so now he properly understands hollywood and knows how to work his way through it, it's why he's managed to get such big roles all of a sudden.

t. Ryan's agent

>>79899306
dude wasn't even on camera when he stood up and handed that guy his cookies or whatever.

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>>79901495
This 100 times.
Keks get out GETO OUT!!

>>79900228
How about this; you shut your mouth or I will kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.

>>79905187
>that description
why is new york so crazy though? those subway fights are unreal

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>>79899306
He's /ourguy/

>>79900786
When the people got to Ryan Gosling, Kimmel literally said

>That's Ryan Gosling, he's so handsome, don't look into his eyes.

If he hadn't stood uo after that bullshit it would have been so fucking awkward.

>>79913878
But I thought Goose was supposed to be autistic according to /tv/

>>79899306
Not gonna lie, I watched La La Land last night to see the goose. I was impressed at how there were no obvious cuts during his piano scenes. In movies where actors play any instruments or dance, there would be obvious cuts and shit like that, but I was impressed by his piano playing.

>>79899306
Don't forget he raw fucked Emma Stone. Lucky man alive.

>>79900050
>He isn't WAM
I thought you were making a sound effect at first. Fuck me.

>>79913970
Me too, even during the movie I was assuming they had used editing to meld his performance with a double because I've never seen an actor play an instrument that well on film before.

>>79904508
Is there a video of him laughing?

>>79906380
The Carpathian?

>>79906980
The Artist is top comfy kino, pleb

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>ywn be Ryan Gosling

>>79900702
Holy shit, he seems to be the only one who took them seriously and was gracious enough to welcome them, treating them like they're not beneath him.

That whole thing would have been an okay prank if the celebrities acted like Ryan, but yeah it seemed kind of zoo-ish.

>>79900960
How was it bad?

>>79899306
I unironically think he's autistic. He shows some of the traits.
>>79914156
The tap dancing at the end is pretty well done.

>>79901049
me too but there's no person I'm ignoring

>>79904508
HE SWITCHED THE ENVELOPES, WHAT A PRANKSTER

>>79899951
Bad: The Slaughter Rule, Stay, Remember The Titans, Gangster Squad
Meh: Fracture, United States Of Leland

>>79904775
>>79907752
>>79907894
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of coca cola in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>79900228

Get out... GET OUT !!!!

>>79909242
He brought his doggo on fallon one time.

>>79906380
>Viggo
Didn't notice him stand, but I wouldn't be surprised. They seem to have the same vibe.

>>79914292
Didn't even change the word "bar"

>>79900000

>>79899945
There is a lot less competition on the women's side. They only have a couple autists like Rooney, while on the men's side you have guys Bale, DDL, and Leo willing to kill themselves for their roles.

>>79904797

>wanna toothpick?

>>79900702
Wow Goose is a really nice guy
I'd buy him a beer

>>79902680
>our guy

>>79916183
>I'd buy him a beer
So that's all he is to you, a glass of beer? Would you drink him, then? Woul dyou give his corpse back to the bartender after you've done drinking?


You absolutely evil human.
you MONSTER.

>>79900228
Watch your back(not a threat).

>>79910500
Lol

>>79902922
Couldn't you be more of a pleb if you tried.

>>79904508
>>79914211

>Ryan knew the Academy forged the results to take BP away from La La Land and give it to Niggerfaggots:The Movie

>swapping the envelopes is his revenge

How can one man be so based?

>>79899951
Place Beyond The Pines

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>>79908595

>a real human bean
>and a real hero
>genuinely kind, humble and down to earth
>ripped and handsome
>beautiful wife with nice kids
>fucks Emma Stone on the side

Every man should aspire to be Ryan Gosling.

It would have been a nice gesture if they had saved some seats for these people, and let them stay for the rest of the show. I bet Goose would have even given up his seat.

>>79899306
I'm pretty sure he could play piano anyway. He has a band that he played keyboards in.

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>>79902922
This nonsense is so inorganic to any sense of globetrotter restlessness or anything explicitly or metaphorically to do with British or American colonialism that it just feels derivative. That Kubrickian scene in Drive of dead-eyed strippers watching an assault gets extended here in a more elaborate whorehouse sequence where catatonic hookers bear mute witness to instances of police corruption. Refn’s tableau of organdy-gowned call-girls listening to pop while watching violence in a bouquet-bedecked whorehouse is the ultimate David Lynch parody.

Gosling and Refn have art ambitions–a strange sense of fun. But how can film culture progress with fantasies like this? There’s no shock or outrage left. Refn relies upon a level of menace (unerotic, non-provocative) that precludes caring about or responding to violence, vulnerability, mortality. This is cinema for unsophisticated viewers who don’t already know Bunuel’s eye-slashing, Altman’s Coke bottle assault or Shakespeare/Julie Taymor’s Titus. Children of Kubrick, Friedkin, Lynch and Tarantino, they remain infantile about movies.

>>79907752
See that faraway gaze? He's thinking the same thing, but it would be awkward to swap now.

>>79902140
Not that I don't think it's cool, but anyone or their mom could rebuild small block powered chevy from the early 70s