THAT THERE IS NICOLE KIDMAN, YOU KNOW THAT RICH FAMOUS ACTRESS

OH LOOK AT THESE PROLES

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE, TOUCH THEM, THEY WON'T BITE

>>79898838
why did the SJWs not flip their shit on this?

>>79898838
idk I would feel humiliated paraded in my street clothes in front of expensively dressed beautiful people.

>Jennifer give her something from your purse

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>meryl streep putting her hand out like she's a queen

Someone tweeted Kidman was handing out Purell from her purse to other celebs after the nasty commoners left

>>79898893
why would they? They believe in their own little caste system. They just pretend to care about the little people

>>79898903

I'd feel humiliated to have a bunch of plebs stand in front of me taking pictures like a zoo exhibit

How are those guys not staring at Emma's arches?

>>79898838
what the actual fuck...

this timeline is going totally crazy.

>captcha: broadway exit only

>>79898838
>no one flashed their asshole on live television for the whole world to see and be associated as that one time Kimmel let randoms in at the Oscar's and ruined it for everyone

>>79898970
Cos normal people aren't degenerates like you, toe-faggot.

>>79898838
>only one black person in that line up
not very diverse frankly

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>mfw kimmel lifting the indian kid like Simba

What the fuck was the point of that?

>>79899079
There were more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr69jLeQdRA

>>79898893
SJW's don't care about classism, the whole reason identity politics came into fashion is so a bunch of elites can pretend to be oppressed and feel good about themselves.

>>79899046
>toe
>arches

Shut up RETARD.

>>79899105
almost everything kimmel did was top cringe

>>79899220
The matt damon we bought a zoo bit was funny

I hate these viral bits they do like order pizza or tale selfies. Just reeks of trying to be relevant to young people.

>tfw jimmy will never parade you in front of celebrities like slaves at an auction

>>79898893
As other said it, liberals don't give a fuck about working class people.

The whole scene was disgusting desu.

>>79899105
>Lion

>>79898838
>living the experience through your phone

I fucking hate this. Fucking dummies can't even enjoy the moment. Immediately pull out their phones and live it through their phone screen. They can just rewatch it with better quality on youtube after because, you know, IT'S FUCKING RECORDED.

>>79899555
dude i watch stand up comedy too lmao

>>79898893
SJWs love celebrities you idiot. They think they're enlightened, benevolent beings.

Right wingers are the ones that hate Hollywood.

>>79899571
explain this reply to me, like I'm an 8 year old pls.

>>79899614
Evidently not since this board is full of racist celebrity worshipers, you buffoon.

>>79899571
he's right tho. those sheep can't just stand and embrace the experience of being at the academy awards. They're literally viewing it all through their phone screens, and seem to be more concerned with how good of shots they're getting than actually taking in what they're seeing. Standing in front of Denzel washington, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mel Gibson, Andrew Garfield, Amy Adams. They're giving you their attention and they're pointing their phones at them like they're props.

>>79899842
dude i just discovered louis ck too lmao

>>79899571
He's not wrong.

Too many people are worried about capturing the moment to tweet it out than to experience it.

>>79898838

This is so fucking degrading it makes me mad.

>this is how Hollywood sees us, a defective group of unwashed commoners

>lemme stick my hand so they can kiss it LMAO

>>79899882
really? what a fuckin pleb you must be

poor people are actually more likely to buy bigger televisions

I should know since I got an 80 inch tv but I'm poor as fucking shit

>>79899899
You know sometimes in Capeshit you see this stupid simpleton looking people in action/comedy scenes?

Those are us.

>>79899614
>Right wingers are the ones that hate Hollywood.
>hurr based Mel and Clint
>photoshopping MAGA hats on their liberal waifus

Definitely the most disgustingly patronizing and condescending thing I've ever seen on live TV. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? They aren't even hiding their disdain for the common people anymore.

>>79900350
Kimmel and Co.

>>79899614
Except republicans have a history of electing celebrities

>>79898838
That whole bit was quite disgusting.

Hollywood has its head so far up its own ass, but that goes without saying.

>>79898838
>>79898953
>>79898922
This shit was so fucking embarrassing. Kimmel asked Anniston to give her one of her belongings like a zookeeper would tell a person to feed a wild animal. Then that Asian chick basically begging for scraps by shouting she's on her honeymoon.

>>79900861
>SHE'S ON HER HONEYMOON LMAO

The guy in the green shirt was clearly a security person.
>the asian couple trying to get a celebrity to marry them at the end

>>79899614
>right wingers hate hollywood

>elect a reality tv star as president
>elect a vaguely successful actor, strong man movie star and a professional wrestler as governors in various states
>believe the lifelong vegetarian drama school student anti-gun anti-war Clint Eastwood is a rough and tumble mans man because he plays pretend one on screen
>worship a known drunk and wife beater who makes """"ok""""" movies because he's a catholic

The right loves to suck up to hollywood at any chance they can. If anything they're more pathetic in how they take the little scraps they get in conservative celebrities

>>79899899

You've always been a prole, get over it. There was proles in Rome. There will be proles in whatever SJW globalist nonsense they concoct next.

>>79898893
SJWs don't believe in classism, they're faggots.

>>79900350
It's vintage Kimmel, so probably him.

>>79900984
>Clint Eastwood
>anti-gun

you take that back

>>79898838
What exactly is going on here?

>>79901201
They took a bunch of homeless people from San Francisco, and told them that they were gonna give them homes, before revealing that it was just a prank.

>>79901201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr69jLeQdRA

>>79898838
Jimmy is a good lad desu

>>79900861
Congrats, you got the bit. I'm sorry if he's to intelligent for you.

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>>79901243
>Those comments

I hope those are shills and not real people

>>79899555

It's just how these vapid narcissistic pricks act, you can't change them even when you bring them to a wholesome amazing cultural event like the Oscars. They're lucky enough to be there in that room, among icons, and they don't have the decency and respect to keep their phones away. Civilization is dead.

>>79898953
that's what you get for being famous
>celebrity or tripfag

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Even though it was most likely fake, can you imagine that shit actually happening to you? Talk about stage fright, being paraded around in front of the smuggest gathering of people on the face of the earth

>>79898838
This was single-handedly the worst moment in Oscars history. This was when I decided that there was no saving Hollywood.

>>79901295
I was sure that all of america would've found this whole thing to be demeaning and in bad taste but apparently most people are just jealous?

huh

>>79901749
At the bare minimum they had to sign release forms before they were broadcast. I think they were most likely stooges, or at least well instructed on how to behave, who not to look in the eye, etc.

>>79901875
Hollywood has been an illusion for a long time. It's been unsalvagable for decades.

>>79899330
>slave auction

There, that's it. I've been thinking about the best metaphor for this skit. It was these rich elitists gawking at "normal people" paraded like that, it was so sickening. It was worse than parading zoo animals, as the elite equated anyone not in their class to be treated as animals.

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>>79899147
what

this is like some shit out of a bad satire of hollywood elites.

Imagine being there

all those folk who have God complexes, beholding someone like you, an insignificant gnat

I'd sink away and disappear

>>79902826
I'd unleash fury