You have ONE (1) sentence to explain why >pic related Didn't

>>79890884
Too white

>>79890884
that and hell or high water were the only two movies i watched last year

>>79890884
Nice Guys finish last.

>>79890884
I loved this movie tbqh. Gave me a real Coen bros vibe, I think it'll go down as a classic.

>>79890978
But they're not so nice.

not political nor masturbatory enough

not even better than kiss kiss bang bang

>>79890884
It's a comedy

Oscars is for serious movies about serious drama and stuff

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>>79890978

It wasn't that good. All the funny stuff was in the trailers, and without being edited into a 2 minute trailer the pacing of it is a mess.


The qt from The Leftovers was wasted as well

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>>79890884
AYO HOL UP

are you *ACTUALLY* Finna imply right now

that a WHITEY movie

be finna win best picture over DA BLACK MAN?!

DAS RAYCIS AS SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79890884
I liked the movie too, it's funny, the cast is great. But the script is trash, it's riddled with plot holes and flat-out stupid pieces of character development. Shane Black is capable of much better than this.

>>79890981
This

Atmosphere and story were kino/comfy as fuck
>>79891051
pleb taste

>>79890884
it wasn't good

>>79890978
Underrated made me kek.

>>79891125
>>79890981
There's nothing in this that's similar to the coen brothers beyond the neo-noir farce. That's such a surface level reading of a film

>>79891004
>not political nor masturbatory enough
confirmed for not having watched the film

>>79891239
Yes it is a surface level reading of the film, thanks for telling me what I already knew.

The noir feel and the comedy bits gave a similar vibe to some coen brothers flicks, I don't see a problem with stating that.

>>79890981
you would probably like kiss kiss bang bang

>>79890978
lmao

>>79891338
Because I don't see it at all. The Coen's are much more deadpan than this ever is, and more literate. Compare how this uses Ryan Gosling screaming and Crowe being a washed up toughguy as the easy punchline to so many scenes to all the amazing dialogue that comes to mind with the Coens. They're almost never sentimental the way this is, have made more complicated noir plots that also make more sense, and solely make period films lately but not broad nostalgia parodies like The Nice Guys is.

It's nonsense to compare them outside of genre.

>>79891316
Yeah but it's the bad kind of politics since it isn't about minorities being sad

>>79890884
The loli was the best part

>>79890978

Nice one.

watched half of it and nothing funny or entertaining happened

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>>79891930
>loli
She was like 13 you retard

>>79892551
Lolita was 12 retard

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Never saw it.

>>79892627
Lolita was prime cunny not loli retard

>>79891051
This. I paid to watch it and walked out with 20 minutes left. It is the epitome of mediocre in every way.
>but muh goose
>muh loli
no fuck off, get some taste

>>79892551
Close enough

>>79890978
Include me in the screencap

>>79890884
goose cant act

>>79890884
it wasn't very good and it certainly wasn't funny

>>79890884
I want Ryan Gosling's hairstyle.

If I go to a hairdresser what do I tell them to get this cut?

>>79893076
Undercut, Short sides and back, maybe 8 cm on Main part of hair, where IT splits, get it 4cm or so, but only small part of it.

Because it was boring as fuck.