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>niece wants to see A Dog's Purpose
>sister drops her off at my house and we take the train to the theater
>niece won't stop talking about dogs and puppies but I don't mind, it's cute to see her so excited about something
>walk into the theater, up to the counter, ask for two tickets
>"I'm sorry sir, but the theater seats are completely sold out for this viewing. We do have a few projector seats available, so you could either take those or wait for the next viewing at 8:00"
>tell her I'll take the projector seats
>it's $20 a fucking seat
>pay, get tickets, take the elevator up to the theaters
>walk by snack stand
>niece asks for candy and popcorn
>sink $30 on food, popcorn doesn't even come with butter or salt because the machine is "sick"
>walk towards the woman who takes the tickets
>niece trips and spills her large popcorn all over the carpeted ground
(1/2)
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>worker walks over with broom and dustpan
>hands them to me
>"clean that up, sir"
>movie is about to start
>niece helps me quickly push all of the popcorn into the dustpan and empty in the trashcan
>run to the ticket lady
>she shreds our tickets and tells us to go to theater 11
>start walking
>"oh honey child, you don't use those entrances if ya'll have projector seats. Dean, could you show these niggas the projector staircase?"
>Dean, some cuck with a bowtie, walks over and leads us to a door that opens to a staircase
>walk all the way up and walk into the projector room
>bunch of seats facing the plexiglass window on the wall
>projector is right next to us, whirring loudly
>sit down
>screen is a fucking mile away, can't see shit, can't hear anything over the projector
>fat neckbeard next to me keeps telling me my niece is cute
>niece hits her head on the projector, which was practically white hot
>burns her forehead, audience starts yelling because she knocked the projector out of focus
>niece is crying
>neckbeard tells me to shut her up or he'll do it himself
>exit door is locked to prevent movie-hopping
I swear to fucking god I'll never go to an AMC theater again.
The movie blew ass btw
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>>79888437
>The movie blew ass btw
lol
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*farts*
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>>79888431
>>79888437
I hope your niece is OK, Anon. People are really awful at understanding what it's like to look after a child.
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>>79888431
>Niece won't shut up
>niece trips and drops popcorn
>niece hits head
whatt he fuck is wrong with your niece
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>>79888437
(3/3)
>finger my niece and tell her if she tells sister then her mommy will die
Movie was worth it in the end.
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Go early in the morning on a sunday to a random, non-popular theatre. It's the best movie going experience ever. I go to my random ass theatre every weekend and no one is there, it's like watching movies by yourself at home.
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>>79888665
(4/4)
>niece replies to this thread and mom dies
Enjoyable movie.
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>>79888769
Yeah I literally just go to the earliest showing on a weekday or sunday and at worst there is like 5 other people in the theater
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>"would you like a projector seat"
>"yes please"
>apparently doesn't fucking know what a projector seat
You are such a shit consumer mate people like you ruin capitalism for the rest of us
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>>79888431
>wasting all this time and bandwidth on some shitty made up story
m. night can you not
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>>79888431
>A Dog's Purpose
everyone who supports this movie needs to be shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLiYr5OGbg
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>>79888431
i'm pretty sure OP's pic is Rock'n'Roller Coaster at Walt Disney World.
t. coasterfag
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