>TICK-TOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR! What

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>tfw you watch americans try to kill each other by voting for repealing each others healthcare, while you sip on tea from afar with your top quality free healthcare

>>79887232
>top quality
>Non American healthcare

Pick one

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>>79887232
>free

>>79887232
hahah yeah canada is great...only 6 more months until my free MRI

>>79887232
>>79887232
your health care wont be free once you have millions of muslim welfare leeches causing your gov't to hemorrhage money.

Mark my words, you'll be just like america in a couple decades

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>>79887290
>B-B-BUT TAXES!!!

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>you will never be able to have a quality john oliver thread on /tv/ without it devolving into /pol/tardation

All I want to do is make fun of memes about how much I'm supposed to dislike the chap and talk about Mike, who is just a fucking lobster. Is that so wrong?

>>79887461
wait you actually watch his show?

>>79887494
Hell yeah, never miss an episode

>>79887494
pointing out the retardation of Trumpanzees is funny

>>79887260
Bill Paxton wouldn't have died in a european hospital. The reason he died is so hilarious for people living in a first world country.

I get the feeling Trump likes Obamacare & he is being pressured.

>>79886958
Can you look more jewish then this kike?

>>79886958
He had his show while the Oscars were on?

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>>79887400
C-KEK KEK KEK!

>>79886958

>tfw Obama didn't bring about massive apathy by continuing and encouraging Bush-Era Republican policies while Republicans all the while stymied, blocked, filibustererd, etc.. Any bill regardless

>tfw all Obama did by bailing out the banks, increasing Drone strikes, arresting whistle-blowers for domestic spying illegalities, etc.. Was make Americans somehow believe-in the political theater even more than they ever did before.

>People think that Donald Trump was an actual populist upset that was not already planned for


Stop buying into -any- of it. Republican, Democrat, both are boots worn by the same shoe. CNN. Fox News. Both are mouths speaking from the same tongue. This shit isn't conspiracy, it's fact.

>>79887664
I guess so? I just pirate it the next day anyway

>>79886958
>If we attack Trump for 8 years it will have the same effect as when we did it to Bushitler!

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>>79886958
>>79887660
Hi comrade, thank you for correcting the record(TM) on President Trump. 5 Rubles have been deposited into your FSS account.

>>79887290
Nigga, everyone pays taxes. I just don't have to worry that an injury is going to put me in a lifetime of debt. I'm talking average middle class here.

>>79887494
Only when he's not rambling about Trump. The conspiracy theory episode is kino.

>>79887400
But what if I'm not black

>>79887759
>Literally stealing jokes from /pol/

>>79887494
Americans and their late night talk shows are so weird.

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>>79887739
>8 years and not 4 maximum

Did anyone else actually watch the episode?

>>79887494
Not every one of his episodes are dogshit, just most of them.

>>79887821
For a non american it feels like watching a north korean show. So weird to hear the audience clapping and screaming like crazy at moderatly funny shit. As if soldiers were menacing them.

>>79887906
>he lost and doesn't know
Xexexe

>>79886958
No joke but I think he's actually the most watchable of the bunch. I also never understood the dick sucking of Jon Steward, who was desperately unfunny and tries to laugh at his own jokes all the time.

theres a generation of people who literally had comedy central and the daily show as their sole news source

yes, there are people this retarded

>>79887942
The audience reactions are pretty much entirely manufactured. The studio tells the audience how to behave and hope that the laughter will make the product seem funnier to home viewers.

>>79887998
No way man

Stewart>Colbert>>>>Oliver>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Meyers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bee

>>79887932
Hardly any of them, you mean, if any at all

>>79887919
I don't think anyone did. His ratings must have been abyssmal last night.

>>79888035
1999-2005 Daily Show was good

>>79888132
Shit, even /tv/ watches the oscars? Fuck me, then

Never really found his stuff funny but hey whatever.

>>79888331
Thanks for your input, faggot.

>>79888367
great post

>>79888495
Go bitch about it in /qa/

>>79888495
and there's nothing you can do to stop us

>>79888549
He can't
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/p28RKOir55zDAVbhSbJV_w/

>>79887232
If you think the NHS is anything to be proud of you're a fucking retard.

>>79887494
I'm european and I fucking love this guy.

>>79888495
>it's an "I'm forcing this meme into the ground" episode

>>79887260
>angrily dips fentanyl into BBQ sauce

>>79888631
Yeah? Then start a party that wants to replace the NHS with an American style system, see how popular that idea is

>>79887232

>triggering americans this hard

Amusing. Seriously though, why try to defend a party and a for profit system that is out to deny you as much as possible?

>>79887400
literally nothing of that matters if you are middle class or better.

>>79887494

/pol/ cross posters are triggered so hard by him that its difficult to have an actual discussion, but a lot of his episodes do a great job of synthesizing reports and summarizing really depressing issues in an amusing way.

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>>79887821
>he doesn't watch this week with Andrew Neil

>>79888747
America healthcare is the best quality, barring some of the richer European countries, it just is more expensive.

>>79888903
>really depressing issues
What, like not getting enough Muslim immigrants?

>>79886958
I've been seeing clips of his show recently and trumpcucks are wrong yet again. He makes good points and has funny jabs here and there. What exactly does he do (besides trigger trumpcucks) that makes him disliked by you people? It can't just be teens being contrarian, can it?

>>79888495
haha epic dude got em

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>>79888549
>>79888571
>>79888673
>>79888978

>>79888861
And your middle class is shrinking literally every day. How long until your "BUT WE'RE A BROWN COUNTRY, THE WHITE PARTS ARE GOOD" excuse no longer matters?

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>Revoke ACA
>Go back to paying less for better healthcare

Please, Jesus

>>79888817
In the US, individualism and personal choice are seen as paramount. Caring for your neighbor and fiscally cheaper socialist programs like health care for all are seen as below many americans. Ever heard of the American Dream? Basically many, many americans have this carrot-on-a-stick idea that they can make it rich. Higher taxes and more restrictions on richfags are therefore put down by these people because they think they too can become rich.

Richfags use conservative ideology and appeal to these idiots via other means so that they will vote against their interests. Did you know a large percentage of Trump voters actually use Obamacare, and many of them are poorfags who depend on it to survive? They thought Trump wouldn't actually get rid of it and that he'd work to bring them prosperity. They're basically the analogue to SJWs believing that Sanders would get us free healthcare, a free ride to college, and basically make the US a utopia. Both sides have their idiots.

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>>79887232
>being so fat and disgusting you need healthcare
top fucking kek

>>79889173
>Did you know a large percentage of Trump voters actually use Obamacare
citation needed desperately
>many of them are poorfags who depend on it to survive?
If they voted Democrat they would no longer be "poorfags who depend on it to survive" but "disenfranchised Americans being robbed by corporations".

>>79888963
It was just a meme, man. That was my favorite part of last night's episode is all.

>>79886958
Link?

>>79887232
>free

>>79887232
>*dies in the waiting room*

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>>79887810
The funny thing is that this guy talks big but he's too scared to post /pol/ because they might hurt his feelings

>>79889254
>disenfranchised Americans being robbed by corporations
Literally the majority of Americans count as that. It's only seen as a personal fault when you're so cucked that you vote for the interests of your corporate masters at the expense of yourself.

When you'd rather DIE than vote against the MIC or Wall street, you might as well get your dick and balls surgically removed because you're not using them.

>>79888153
W and the necons were the establishment which certainly helped the situation.

>>79889279
https://youtu.be/YEGpriv2TAc?t=18m24s
put it about right before he says it

That old lady who received Obamacare, but opposed it because of the name, was funny. It shows the logic of your average voters.

>>79887232
Conservatives always vote based on how many people they can kill. The wealthy leaders of the party don't care about the poor dying, and the poor people in the party are too dumb to realize they're voting to throw themselves in the meat grinder.

Seriously though we need to finally bring the US up to the level of first world civilizations like Sweden.

Why are 90% of talk shows mostly "LOL REPUBLICANS AMIRIGHT XD"

>>79889477
The shoe fits.

>>79887606
That's not true, people die of complications during or after surgeries every single day. I am a medical doctor in Germany and we literally lose thousands of patients each year in this country alone because too often not even basic hygienic standards are upheld.

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>>79887232
>top quality
>free

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>>79889350
>It's only seen as a personal fault when you're so cucked that you vote for the interests of your corporate masters at the expense of yourself.

Come again?

>>79889477
Because the media has diminished the conversation to such a low level that the "intellectual" left is now just as stupid and uncritical as any ignorant conservative.

>>79889469
Don't worry about it, Sweden has been rapidly making itself more like the US for the last decade.

>>79887369
I have had two MRIs and one CT scan.

First one took 14 days.
Second took 11 days.

I had a head injury and got a CT scan the same day when I went to the Hospital.

I love our healthcare, and grateful as fuck I don't have the shitty quality Americans have.

i don't understand what's so controversial about health care

just don't get sick?

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>>79889536

>>79889554
>I had a head injury

You would probably be dead by now in USA lel

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>>79889569
>What is SPACE AIDS

>>79887739
>8 years

He will be impeached within 2

>>79889114
You must live in a shitty fly over state

>>79889477
Because republicans are a very vocal and insane minority in the country.

>>79887821
Agreed.
Can any Americans explain why the late-night talk show format is so popular?

>>79889637
This.

SAY IT WITH ME

PRESIDENT PENCE

>>79889698
What are you on about?

>>79887606
America has the best healthcare in the world, its just not free.

people come from all around the world to get top notch medical treatment here, Europoors just give whats given to them and get surgery by poo in loo Pajeets who dont wash their hands after shitting and wiping

>>79889637
>impeached
did you forget his vice president, lad?

>>79889708
Well as this man said here>>79888903 Oliver helps them cope with the depression and sleep well, otherwise they would be up all night worrying about Muslim immigration or transgender bathrooms.

>>79889464
Start war with Russia, complete job of turning US into Brazil, continue overthrowing foreign governments for no reason (Syria,Libya). That's life in Hilldawg County

he btfo drumpf every fucking week, i can't imagine he will stay alive for long now that Amerikkkan Putin is in charge

>>79889173
>Did you know a large percentage of Trump voters actually use Obamacare

citation needed

provide proofs

>>79889785
>Start war with Russia

What's wrong with this? Putin should finally be killed - he's not better than muslims or north koreans.

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>>79889659
>Living on the Coast

I hope Anthropogenic Climate Change sinks you into the ocean

>>79889785
you forgot mexican holocaust

>>79888903
RAPEFUGEES

WELCOME

*CROWD ERUPTS IN CHANTS AND HOLLERING AND CHEERS*

top comedy!!!

>>79889861
>believing in false "science"

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>>79889765
>America has the best healthcare in the world

False.

>>79889896
>healthcare
>SYSTEM

this is including the fact that its free

for example I lived in Canada long enough to get permanent residence and universal healthcare.

It took me over 6 months to get my foot checked out from an injury. Would've taken a week or less in the U.S

>>79889938
USA does not have the best healthcare.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

>>79889896
>Implying anyone would actually rather go to a shithole with 25% youth unemployment like Greece or Italy to get their cancer treated over most of the countries below them

>>79889896
>Spain and Singapore above Japan

Yeah, no. This can't be quality

>>79889824
map:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/29/upshot/obamacare-who-was-helped-most.html?_r=0

also: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/07/upshot/one-third-dont-know-obamacare-and-affordable-care-act-are-the-same.html

>#failingnytimes

Then go find some alternative facts, friend.

>>79889708
It's dying off.

It use to be funny with David Letterman Conan, and Craig Ferguson. And it use to have respectable interviews with Carson and Leno.

Now it's a blatant propaganda pieces telling you hate trump and watch (((these))) celebrities.

>>79889394
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>>79890003
Japan's hospitals are fucking closed on weekends. Frankly more countries should be above them.

>>79890111
chill out, spaz

>>79890003
Singapore has a top tier healthcare system. The real crime is France #1 and Italy #2 when they're both bloated and inefficient southern europeon trash.

>>79889845
>We should blow another trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives because Putin is a bad man.

>>79890113
>Japan's hospitals are fucking closed on weekends

WTF

>>79889469
ah, so grenade attacks and rapes are the sign of a first world civilization. really gets the old noggin fired up.

>>79890150
To non emergency patients, so like literally any Doctor's Office

>>79890144
You should because of Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances but I guess you don't care about your promises

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>>79886958
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>79890195

Blacks are all the time protesting on highways and looting shit in America. Really activates your almonds.

>>79890284
They loot their own stuff

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>>79888066
You got Stewart on the wrong end of the list bud

>>79887232
>sips tea
>gets stabbed by Achmed

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americans don't realize that can have single-payer/socialized/whatever healthcare but they don't have to use it. you can always pay for private healthcare yourself.

>>79889511
>doctor
>posting on /tv/

sure bud

>>79887461
>quality
>john oliver
>quality

Imagine being a burger.

>>79890389
Their argument is that they don't want to pay taxes.

someone explain the differences between american healthcare and foreigners healthcare. whats better or worse about each type

>>79890400
He is quality, though

>>79890428
There's something comforting about being the world's sole superpower, so you can suck it

>>79887232
>top quality free healthcare
Good luck with having that after Brexit m8

>>79890480
Fuck off, /pol/

>>79890428
>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>$500,000 medical bills
>go to uni to get decent job to pay bills
>$200,000 student debt
>apply for job
>dont have phd in physics 4.0 grade average 10 years experience
>get job at mcdonalds
>make just enough to afford phone so you can post on 4chan about how bad things are in europe, and how glad you are that youre free

AAAAND IM PROOOUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEEEEE

>>79890144
>if we do everything Russia wants then maybe we can avoid an imaginary war with a third-rate army

Niggers are ugly. That is all.

>>79890552
Thank fuck I'm in Canada.

>free healthcare
>low cost tuition

LMFAO Americans are so cucked

>>79890570
I'll sign up for the army right after you do anon.

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>letting guys with glandular problems die just because you don't want to fork over some extra tax money
Explain yourselves. Give me one good reason this man deserves to suffer because of your selfishness.

>>79890480
well most European healthcare is on a scale of government subsidised to nationalised and free. If we get cancer we are getting probably within $60,000 of healthcare for free.

>>79890518
suck my dick you retarded inbred troglodyte go back to your fucking redit hugbox and bitch about trump you inane plebeian go suck the dingleberries from your boyfriends asshole you fucking piece of shit garbage dont ever fucking reply or talk to me again you goddamn fucking moronic dipshit

>>79889938
>O-o-o-our healthcare is the best, i-i-i-it's just next to nobody who gets it c-c-c-can actually afford it.

recently some friend of mine, put on an episode of this shit at a comfy house party. I couldn't believe how literally all of my friends seemed pretty impressed and cheered to this idiots nonsense. It's so stupid and everything is cut out of context added with lies or misinterpretations from that Oliver cuck. But your average idiot who still believes the news and doesn't understand a thing about the world, seems having a great time with this show. I was pretty shocked on how influential he still is. Pretty sad!

>>79888861
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the american middle class
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>taxes going to healthcare
SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNISM TO ME BOY.

>taxes going to Israel
HOW MUCH AND WHEN DO YOU NEED IT BY? IF I GIVE MORE DO I GET TO SKIP THE QUEUE TO GET INTO HEAVEN?

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>>79890670
>next to nobody who gets it c-c-c-can actually afford it
>being this much of a poorfag
anon pls

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>>79889336
>this guy

>>79890670
You can either have free healthcare where checkups take months to schedule or paid healthcare where checkups take days to weeks.

>>79887232
>free healthcare
>cede 87% of your income to the state
>state imports foreigners that want to kill you
>gives them the literally free healthcare you can only meme about

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>>79890610
>using the state to extort money from people at gunpoint because you don't want to make the effort to get well and lose weight without your monthly tugboat

>>79890610
Gimme one good reason I deserve to suffer for that man's selfishness
Nobody forced him to become obese, it was his own choice

>>79890849
>Gimme one good reason
"muh feels"
Bet you feel foolish now, huh?

>>79890849
>what are glandular problems

dumbass

>>79889873
jesus bro how triggered can one guy be?

>suddenly the US starts losing the white majority
>Euros hate the US now
This is horrifying. Europeans are showing their true, colonistic, racist colours again.

>>79887400
Yeah but then I'd have to live with Swedish people

>>79890882
>>what are glandular problems
Treatable conditions with proper diet and excercise

>>79890882
>Glandular problems cause you to defy the laws of physics and materialize 200 pounds of lard out of thin air

>>79890480
In American healthcare, you pay an insurance company a certain amount of money every month. Insurance companies have deals with doctors and pharmaceutical companies that determines how much they will pay for a single treatment, so these companies increase their prices to get more money from insurance companies. The insured patient often has to pay a certain amount of extra money out of pocket in addition to their insurance, and using your insurance also raises the amount it costs each month. Your insurance company can also choose not to cover a treatment, leaving you to pay it out of pocket.

The uninsured or those insured but refused coverage have to pay a slightly lower price than insurance companies do. For example, a broken bone in the US costs around 2 months wages for a minimum wage employee ($2500) and if it requires surgery costs a little over a years' wages ($16000.) An ambulance ride can be up to one month's wages. Because of this most Americans either do without healthcare, or learn to treat their own ailments

The primary form of healthcare in the US is the advice "don't get sick."

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Ameritards and Eurotards need to learn to shut up, all of your countries are terrible. In 50 years China will be running the show. Communism will give the world significantly better health care and rights

>>79891100
American here. Please invade our country and save us.

why is it that the altright gets so triggered by everything? I'm pretty passive in all the internet drama that goes on, but for all the supposed talk about SJW's ruining everything, I see a triggered altrighter who can't stand someone who has different views than them. Why don't you guys just fuck each other already. You literally can't have a topic about anything that has any sort of social commentary because they'll come in and shit up the place. Who else remembers the shithole that was /mu/ when TPAB released? The same goes with Oliver, his show is genuinely entertaining and highlights some serious issues with our country. But some autists on this board just cannot get over the fact that he's pro-refugee and *gasp* supports liberal viewpoints! I guess it upsets them that they don't have a legitimized talking headpiece like the left does. For now they're gonna have to make do with Youtube losers like the collection of 40 year old virgins who have obsessively hate- documented everything related to Anita Sarkeesian

>>79891170
>redditor spends months shitposting on 4chan about trump whining because hillary lost election
>WHY ARE YOU ARE SO AGAINST ME SHITPOSTING NONSTOP FOR MONTHS!?? ARE YOU SO EASILY TRIGGERED?!?! LULLZZZ!!111

holy fuck you are cancer

>>79889896
If you have a heart attack or cancer, you do better getting treatment in the US. This is more than just rich people flying here from Europe for care, but actually repeatedly measured with studies.

If you want to claim elsewhere is "better" because it's free, or you don't have anywhere near as bad an obesity problem, go ahead. But don't pretend your actual technical medicine is superior when it is measurably not.

>>79891270
thanks bro you just kinda proved my point <3

>>79891170
>why is it that the altright gets so triggered by everything?

Fear. The base of the alt right are mostly poorly educated and low IQ, which leads them to make a lot of decisions based on fear and makes them incredibly receptive to scaremongering. So when somebody tells them George Soros is going to lead his flying Jewish army to snatch their babies in the night and drink their blood, they believe it and parrot it all they can.

>>79889173
This is a logical fallacy my friend. The poor people aren't voting against their own interest in the hopes of becoming rich themselves. They simply vote against mob rule. It isn't right to steal from the rich only because you can.

Many leftists believe that you can only become rich by being corrupt, criminal and dishonest. Therefore it seems acceptable to rob these people, because they are all scum. But this isn't how the real world works. You can get rich, by hard work and taking risks. Not everyone will make it, but it's very important that people try. Robbing these people is amoral and it is against our own interest to stop them from making great things for our country.

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>>79887260
>>top quality
>>Non American healthcare

The US has the distinction of having worse care than socialist systems and costing more.

The reason your costs are astronomical is that you've socialized your medicine too, only incredibly inefficiently with an army of jew lawyers and insurance people taking the big cuts. Medical services are required to render aid even to illegals, only all visits become ER visits and all 5000 dollar bandaids are cost deferred onto your rectal exams.

It really is the worst of both worlds.

>>79891100
you'll be turned into matrix batteries once your country fully automates jobs.

>>79891285
America has high quality specialist care because our medical system is bloated with money. Foreigners and the rich are the only ones who can actually pay for it, which is why those companies cater to foreigners.

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You have to live with either an alt-righter, radical Islamist, or a black self-proclaimed "reverse racist"

You have to turn them into normal, functional member of society in one year. Which one do you choose and why?

Bonus challenge:
You have to spend time with them and if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight, reading this post negates all immunities.

>>79891425
This. The rich deserve our protection and fealty. They are god's chosen people.

>>79891582
I kill them.

>>79891582
UUUU

>>79891443
Is that what european governments tell their people? That non socialist healthcare systems are bad? Can you name one bad thing about our healthcare besides it being expensive? That's what insurance is for, by the way. Insurance pays for most of the cost. It used to never be a problem except for the extremely poor (homeless, basically), who frankly, don't deserve to be treated.

>>79891582
I feel the reverse racist may be the easiest to change. Chances are it will just be a normal black college student who's taken a one too many GENDER STUDIES WHITE PEOPLE BAD courses. The altrighter would be too much of a basement dwelling autist. Not only would I have to get the sad fuck to grapple with different races, but then women too. It would be a mess. And the radical islamist is just impossible to begin with.

>>79891599
No, you fucking memebarfing baboon.

The greatest average wealth is measured in countries that are the freest. "Socialism" might take off the harsh edges, but it is freedom that advances things as people go about solving their own problems, to say nothing of providing the engine of wealth that socialism wants to tax to accomplish things.

ywn have an iPod much less pad or phone, or even desktop computer, or anything, if it were up to pure socialism with officials dictating the economy. This or that thing is not a "productive use" of The People's effort.

When you bundle up all control in government to stop "them assholes" from fucking with stuff in corporations, who the god damned hell do you think is gonna go into government to wield power there instead?

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>>79891654
>Is that what european governments tell their people?

No, it's what scientific studies of the different systems find.

Try reading about it.

>That's what insurance is for, by the way. Insurance pays for most of the cost.

Yes, this is the inefficiency of your system. You end up paying for everyone who doesn't have or can't have insurance, because while they can't pay, they still get care.

Where do you think that cost goes? Onto your bill.

You've already socialized your healhcare, it's just done is a retarded way where the middle hand kikes scalp you, and you praise them for it, because "it's not the government doing it".

Congratulations, you played yourself.

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>>79891654
>Name ONE thing bad about our healthcare system other than the fact that no one can afford it

>>79890790
where i live i get appointments the same day at least with my GP and its "free"
i dont get why the distinction is made anyway since its not free in any case

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>>79888773
>replace the NHS with an American style system, see how popular that idea is

Just because something is unpopular, it doesn't mean it's wrong.

Politicians should be able to convince the people better.

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>>79891654

Buy more pills goy. More pills = better care! Nevermind having a worse life expectancy than other western nations.

China will conquer the pathetic west

The west is done
The age of China is now

>>79891842
>>79891931
trumpcucks will defend this

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>>79887232
>top quality free healthcare

Western "men" are useless
Soon Chinese men will bread the wombs of all white women

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I'm so sick of smug British people commenting on our politics.

Maybe if you went and incessantly bitched at your own people, your nation wouldn't have left the EU.

>>79888773
So we should always replace things that aren't popular?

Looks like we need a new president then.

China is significantly better than any Western country could imagine.

>>79891986
Heroin epidemic has been tied again and again to pharmaceuticals.
We are pretty fucking sick of Americans dying and having the media say nothing.
Anxiety?
Oxy? Xanax?
A little restless?
Amphetamines?

Europe and the US will fall within 20 years. China will bring Earth to a new age

>>79886958
This was a pretty good episode desu, he was completely fair (even got in an Obama drone strike joke that upset the audience, top kek), but really exposed just how much of a mess the GOP's health care plans are. And it's not like I want it to be a mess, believe me when I say that I would love for Obamacare to get replaced by something better, but they have fucking NOTHING. This is what happen when you define yourself as the opposition party for 8 years, policy goes right out the window. Ironically Obamacare was based on Romneycare which was based on a Heritage Foundation proposal (a conservative thinktank), the current GOP opposition to ObamaCare is purely partisan. If they had a real policy proposal they'd be parading it around everywhere in lockstep, but all they have is [Placeholder].

Chinese alpha men will bread perfect soldiers out of white women wombs while useless western men watch

China > West

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>Americans defend this system

are right wingers mentally retarded ? there's no other explaination

Westernshits need to learn their place

China has proven to be better than the west in almost every way

The west has lost

>>79887232
America actually has the best healthcare. Health insurance is not health care. All the best doctors on earth work here because they can charge and make more money. Also socialist health insurance will only raise the price because with guaranteed customers doctors will have a huge demand. Huge demand always results in increase in price. Basic economics. The health insurance issue is WAY more complex than Bernie Sanders makes it out to be.

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>>79887260
>paying for your healthcare

>>79892227
>tfw life expectancy went down for the first time in 20 years after obamacare

>>79892227
>niggers and latinos are more obese on average
>cause lower life expectancy
>this is reflected by (((studies)))

Whoa...

>>79887232
>free healthcare
you are a stupid person, nothing is free. It comes from people taxes.

>example
If a candy cost 1,00$
the state will charge you 0.50$
the final price it'll cost you 1,50$

>what will happen
part of it will go to the healthcare money box, by the end of the month you will be paying to the state some unreasonable ammount of money and you have no idea of how to getting notice of it becouse you are been bullshited so many times that you became a literal femi cuck.

>conclusion
tl:dr you pay the state with taxes in everything.

China has won

China is the most advaced country in the world

>>79892124
I mean isn't that what Republicans have always been? Scream and whine until you stumble into power, slash taxes and regulation until the economy crashes, then start a war.

>>79892227
Wealthy Americans like it because they don't have to pay taxes and still get all the healthcare they want, and poor Americans like it because rich Americans are allowed to spend as much money as they want funding politicians (thanks for Citizens United, Republicans) to tell them that if they had free healthcare that somebody would kill their grandma.

Plus old Americans (the majority of the Republican Party) always vote against healthcare because they know they'll be dead before the cuts take place.

>>79892267
Yea better at producing knockoffs. China's got the copyright on that. How does a people who created gunpowder just devolve in to reaching for Japans sloppy seconds?

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>Current Year Man's ratings are down

Western "men"

>>79889637
>impeached
On what grounds? He is literally doing everything the last 5 presidents have ever done. >>79889698 >minority
>control both houses, supermajority of states and the presidency
Democrats are at the weakest they ever been in history since the Civil War.

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>>79892324
the life expectency isn't as the big issue here

good luck blaming le niggers for spending twice as much per capitas my polfriend

>>79892396
GOP used to have SOME substance before Reagan, but that senile fart ruined everything.

>>79892329
Yes, congratulations, you understand how a society works.

I am Chinese
Last trip to Germany infiltrated the womb of 10 German women. The west is done

>>79892479
Was she German or """"German"""""?

The west has failed, they are powerless.

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>>79887232

>americans are defending this health care system

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>>79892454
For spending more money in exchange for better healthcare? Holding standards and salaries for doctors high? That's perfectly acceptable.

>b-but muh pol boogeyman

>>79890278
who is this plump trump?
this lewd jude? this hotter daughter?

Explain how China isn't the best country in the world
There is literally no arguement against china.

Look at how terribly US imperialism has fucked the world. China will make it right

>>79892329
also i should add
>what if the money doesn't came from taxes ?
well two things will happen:
>the states will take founds from other organizations like the one where people deposit their goods and money, banks and stuff.
just like in most country of south america, the people's retirements are used to sponsor football, today's is looking good, but in a few years there is going to be caos and anarchy.

>the money devaluates itself in order to sustain a shitty economy, but it ends up in a worthless economy and everyone shit's on you.
just look at venezuela. Just a 5% of the people have jobs, 2% of the people are not poor and those who are payed getting paid 120$ dollars/day they cannot even make the month becouse the dollars are worthless.

>>79892456
thank you.
>:(

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>>79888495
Daily reminder, libtards.

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>>79892584
>use ((())) memes
>blame niggers and spics
>"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A /POL/TARD ?? I REFUSE THIS LABEL, SLANDER, BOOGEYMA"

>>79892607
You guys like the Michael Bay Transformers movies and Iron Man. That is not okay.

China is the greatest country in the world

>be a burger reading this thread
>realize what a cuck i am
shit sux famalam i should have voted gary johnson instead of trump

The west has been btfo
Soon all western women's wombs will be filled with chinese seed

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>USA is literally the only fucking "first-world" country without proper government healthcare
>b-but it woulnd't work here, we're too big, we have too many poor people, our system is better anyway really

>>79892662
Never used the word spic you stupid faggot. And since when were parantheses memes?

You're just seeing what you want to see. Everyone who disagrees with your narrow, misinformed world view is your enemy, who all conform to the same strawman standards. But don't mind me, just keep posting your irrelevant images.

>>79889698
>minority
>have won everything
>libtards aren't insane
>being this retarded

>>79892607
China is the new Japan in Asia in that all other asians hate you. Japan atleast gave us anime. China only gave us general tsu chicken and shitty wages.

China

>>79890014
>pushing fake news
kys, libtard

>>79888584
>400 results

That's just pathetic

Canadian girls look significantly cuter with chinese sperm in them.

>>79892124
Yeah, I'm glad it focused on the inadequacies of the Republican response, rather than rehashing the pros and cons of the ACA and Republican opposition to it. I just hope that this week's episode is about something a bit more mysterious...and has nothing to do with minorities, desu. Just something out of left field, without anything to do with SJWs.

>>79892816
>no alternative facts

ok kid

>>79892523
>$11K

KEK. better not get injured goy

China is winning this competition and it's about to end it

>>79892774
>lost vote by over 3 million
>only win local votes through gerrymandering and closing down polling booths for places that don't vote R

lol

>>79892523
t. anti-semite

>>79892730
Once the US goes full socialist in health insurance then the government has 2 options to deal with costs, raise taxes or force people to change their health lifestyles so they need less care. I can tell you a shitstorm is gonna happen either way. You europeans just don't understand the unhealthy lifestyle and mindset of Americans. We do not like to prevent diseases, we rather just take a pill instead of workout. The only way a socialist healthcare system would work of the government had a huge say in our lifestyle choice and then that is just 1984 big brother now.

>>79892875
Please invade us and kill all the people I don't like.

China has the best universal healthcare of any nation. Euros and the US are worthless

The west will never recover

>>79892523
>$11K

hold on, is this real? jfc

so what will happen if I don't have that kind of money to checkout?

Pathetic westerners

>>79892879
>3 million votes that all came from commiefornia who let illegals hop over with no care in the world
Kid, the Dems are the minority party because there are less of you. The white working class that made up the entirety of the dems were kicked out into the cold by your sjws and black and brown nationalists.

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>>79892879
>if you change the rules of the competition, she would have come out ahead
>us not being a national party anymore because we've been btfo so badly means nothin!
Whatever you need to tell yourself to be able to cope, dude.

>>79892985
You die, or go into wage slavery.

Explain your #1 reason for loving China

>>79892932
>best healthcare

Doctors =/= for everyone =/= quality

cuba has the best doctors in the world but they are for money, not for the people.

most countries have healthcare for everyone(yes, for the refugees and aliens) but the system and their quality is terrible.

Most of the quality healthcare's are ranged from price, if you want to have a decent one you will have to pay a lot for it.

>>79893039
It's funny because Liberals are actually shilling hard for china, even though we don't need them since our automation will be better than theirs.

And the right are shilling for Russia, even though we won't need their gass anymore.

In the end it's Chinashills vs Russianshills and the battlefield is America

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top 10 anime heroes

>>79892932
>>79893128
They're gonna need it with all them carcinogens in their produce.

American colonization of China WHEN?

>>79887998
I liked Stewart for his impressions and his comedic timing is perfect

>>79893127
fuck you cuck im not shilling for anyone, im a leftist patriot and I hate both China and Russia. They can both suck it. America is dope.

>>79887461
The show is typical smug liberal garbage. Did you think you could get away with circlejerking about it in a nice little safe space? You can do that anywhere else, not here.

>>79889554
I have 2 MRIs coming up, they took 2 months. Prior to that I had another mri that would have taken over 6 months. I've had a lot more experience over the past 7 years than just that. You are mistaking your anecdotal case where you had an emergency for the average case. The gov has to ration our healthcare because otherwise they would bankrupt themselves. The cost of this is delays and lower quality tests & equipment. Also all the competent drs move to the US so they can get paid.

>>79890398
why do you think so many of his patients die?

>>79891654
>It used to never be a problem except for the extremely poor (homeless, basically), who frankly, don't deserve to be treated.
amerilards everyone

>>79894843
What you call a circlejerk, I simply call discussion of a show on an anonymous imageboard. It would be nice if only people who had seen the show commented, since this is /tv/ and not /pol/. God forbid we not talk about politics on the television board. What a clusterfuck of a thread, I almost wish I hadn't made it, but at least I got to see some on-topic posts. But hey, what do I know. Since I'm a liberal, I should apparently go back to a certain place I've never been for reasons important to a board I'm not currently on.

Also, you're a faggot.

>>79895065
no offense but you sound like a huge pussy, when did you start coming on 4chan?

>>79887232
I hope you're not British; our healthcare is garbage and it's not free.
>B.. b.. but thuh TORIES!!!
No, it's always been shit.

>>79889659
Yup, why should I pay more for shittier healthcare just so that faggots in San Francisco get their aids meds for free?

>>79889765
Thats objectively false, also "the best healthcare in the world" doesn't matter if almost nobody has access to it. Sure, you can get world class care in the states if you can go out of pocket hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy it, but almost nobody can.

>>79889992
If you need a knee or hip replacement in the US, its actually cheaper to move to Italy for long enough to establish residency and then use their healthcare then it is to have the procedure done here.

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>>79886958
I thought this was an objectively good segment desu

He even shit on Obama for not following through on shit and calling him out on drone strikes, but of course /pol/shits are going to ignore that and pretend Trump actually has a real replacement for the ACA.

SO TRUMP

>>79895549
>implying he needs one
literally just remove state monopolized insurance and let the free market work

>>79889637
>He will be impeached within 2
Would be amazing and make for great lolz, but literally impossible unless he actually pisses off enough true republicans

>>79895549
>He called out Obama for not being left wing enough guys!

Fuck off

>>79895609
>literally just remove state monopolized insurance and let the free market work
Considering over 20 million americans use it, thats pretty stupid senpai. It can definitely be improved, but getting rid of it is a total step back.

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America
>99% of the population is poor, 1% is rich
>most hated president of all time
>ruled by an incompetent bufoon, a rich capitalist businessman who doesn't give a shit about regular people
>paid healthcare
>paid education

Venezuela
>there is no poverty
>most beloved president of all time
>president is a bus driver, he's not rich, he is a regular person who understands and fights for regular people
>free healthcare
>free education

Daily reminder that capitalism has never worked and socialism has never failed

>>79895735
use what?

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>>79887290
>>79889296
>>79889518
>>79890826
>>79892329
America's public healthcare system, which only covers the extremely poor and the elderly, receives more funding on a population-adjusted basis than two-thirds of the public health care systems in the developed world, and those systems cover everyone in the country.

So not only do you pay more in taxes than the Brits for health care, you don't even get any of it and have to go out and drop another 8% of your income on private insurance. But please, by all means, keep defending (((free enterprise)))

>>79887232
>"free" anything
>implying NICE isn't designating at least one more thing your government can't afford to cover every year
>implying half of us even want government healthcare and weren't perfectly happy with what we had before the ACA
>implying our healthcare quality doesn't vary drastically from one hospital to another

The fact is you and I will both travel to an impoverished country and pay for the top doctor there to do any important work that isn't an emergency.

>>79895965
braindead trumpcucks will ignore this post

>>79889637
Good, I can't wait to remove communists when this doesn't fly with the people living in 90% of the landmass of the United States.

>>79895770
It's sad that this should be seen as obvious bait, but there are literally people that are this delusional, which makes you think it may not be bait at all.

>>79895965
FAKE NEWS REEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE CLEARLY SOME LEFTY KEK TRYING TO RAISE MY TAXES SO YOU CAN GIVE IT TO POOR NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79896181
>muh land

>>79890699
Could you outline a specific segment you felt was biased and out of context. Also if possible what you consider the truth to be on that particular issue?

*masturbates his dick*
yes yes *strokes it more*
ahhhhhh *cums all over*

/pol/ getting btfo in every platform

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>>79895250
No offense taken,. Around 8 years now. Total anonymity is a boon to free speech and general honesty. Dunno why you'd want to go anywhere else

>>79895549
Yeah. I kinda wish he had covered overcrowded immigration detention centers under Obama, at some point, but the drones segment way back when was very eye-opening. I love it when he drops it in from time to time

>>79896533
I can't remember the whole episode, but it was basically just some random parts of trump speeches where he didn't even say anything of particular interest and the host made up some stories around it that didn't really mean anything but kinda made Trump look an idiot (which he is of course, but you don't need cheap tricks to show that).

It's more or less the same thing the normal media does, where they take things trump said out of context and make a click bait headline out of it. Then in the actual article they somewhat relativize what the headline said, while still making bullshit up and confusing the reader into believing their narrative. It's getting pretty tiresome and it's hard to argue with people, who get all their news directly from the legacy media. They are so brainwashed they completely refuse to question their sources and research themselves. For example watch the whole speech of somebody or read the official unfiltered statements and so on.

>>79887775
Neither do I because I'm not a jobless hippy. Also, most of our nation's hospitals were set up by charitable donations before the income tax was even a thing.

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taxation is theft, loansharking is freedom

>>79887232

>tfw you smugly mock Americans from afar about their lack of free health care then wake up and realize your country not only doesn't have free health care but also doesn't even have good hospitals and doctors

I'm upset about this.

>>79888903
>in an amusing way.

Structure of the average Last Week Tonight joke:

>You don't want to accept Syrian refugees???? That's like putting a dolphin named jeff in a bathtub and trying to play chess with him.
>*image of dolphin in bathtub with chess set pops up, John starts yelling at it"
>JEFF, THAT HABITAT IS MUCH TOO SMALL FOR YOU, AND I KNOW THAT DOLPHINS ARE SMART BUT DO YOU REALLY EVEN KNOW WHAT A ROOK IS? I MEAN COME ON

>>79890953
yeah i hear learning arabic is a pain

>>79895965
Over a third of counties in America have only one health insurance provider. The problem is not enough competition. A non-commie-tier solution would be to allow people to buy insurance across state borders rather than force normal people to subsidize your sexual reassignment surgery.

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>it's a let's discuss politics on /tv/ episode
Get back to posting Oliver memes, that's all these threads are ever good for.

He makes fun of Obama in this very video about healthcare. You know the thing liberals apparently never do.

>>79900317
>waits until king Obongo's term officially ends to insult him
so brave

>>79890552
>be american
>get assaulted by statistically likely person to assault me
>defend myself with a firearm
>go to hospital
>$500,000 medical bills
>luckily I'm not a complete fucking retard who needs mommy government so I have my own health insurance
>pay 500 dollar deductible
>go to college to get decent job to pay bills
>Still not fucking retarded so pay as I take classes, get an associates with no debt
>apply for job
>get a commission based job at a financial company, make 80k a year working less than 30 hours a week

>>79900517
True Story btw

>>79887400
>why 3rd world immigration sucks.jpeg

>>79887400
>this is how people think statistics works
lmfao