I'm gonna do it bros. i'm going to break out of my

>>79885986
live stream it. i wanna laugh

but its closed tonight

t. californian

Don't do Trump jokes, for the love of God.

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>tfw anon finds out that no one outside of here thinks cuck jokes are funny

>>79885986
>Ice House

Make sure you tell an ICE joke

>>79885986
I tried stand up once but everyone laughed at me

>>79886239
The only way to succeed in show business nowadays is to appeal to liberals. Plus, it's California. Make as many Trump jokes as possible, OP.

>>79886276
Louis CK is still one of the hottest comedians you idiot.

>>79886838
lel

>>79886838
>I tried stand up once but everyone laughed at me
You didn't make that up did you? That feels straight up Steven Wright tier.

I've got a friend who does standup. I've never seen him because he's painfully unfunny. Most conversations with him basically consist of "Ha ha, remember the 90s? POKEMON!". Imagine if Gene from Bob's Burger's was an obnoxious millenial, that's my mate, that kind of delivery. I hope I can go the rest of my life without seeing him do standup.

>>79886982
Yeah I made that up. It's stupid

>>79885986
Boooooooooooooo