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Please take my offer. Please. I know Kevin just offered you one of his "great" offers, but let me tell you something, ever since I swam from the Mediterranean Sea through the Atlantic and onto this country, I learned that sometimes, it's not all about money, and that even with large sums of it, people will find reasons to ignore your phone calls or have your family taken from you by a horrible, bitter woman. I'll give you 80% of my prestigious herjavec firm as well as a one week pass to stay with me in my treehouse. Please accept.
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>>79882508
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I'm sorry Robert, but I've decided to take Kevin's Offer of $5000 for 80% and a bottle of 2 buck chuck
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>>79882508
>I have an apartment on the highest floor of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. When the mood takes me I'll have one of the waiting staff strapped to a glider and flung from the top. If they survive and make it back up to my room they are gifted with a small gold ring. This ring grants them permission to sit outside the doorway of my country club where I will occasionally grant them permission to shine my shoes for a nickel. That shoe shiner has a more stable business model than you do. For that reason I'm out.
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Sharkposting is underrated
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Good thread
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Is sharkposting back on the menu?
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I wish I could just be Robert's friend. He doesn't have to pay me.
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>I'm out, and for that reason...I'm out
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>Oh you need money? I don't have any. I'm out.
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>>79882508
Ya know something I actually like this idea (other sharks chatter) I like the idea but I'm not going to invest because I don't like you. When I was inflating the housing market to make millions of dollars off the hopes and ineptitude of working class Americans, I had to wake up every morning and do boatloads of cocaine and adderal to go out and sell. I have that entrepreneurial drive, and I don't see that in you.
I'm out.
Horrible presentation.
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>>79882508
remember when the black man invested in a anti-racoon trashcan lid
>mfw
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I've never seen this but please tell me there's more. Please tell me there's a version where Daymond starts pouting like a little bitch because somebody doesn't take his offer instantly.
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These threads are the best part of /tv/
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