>watching movie with family >sex scene comes on How do

>>79873683
I'm not that repressed. I've watched Blue is the Warmest Color with my mom.

>>79873683
by not being an autist

>he didnt watch irreversible with his parents

Dude just play it cool, I usually just laugh at it like
"Hooo boy, ha ha. Sex time! Call that a dick, mine's bigger. I'll whip it out if you don't believe me, ha ha"

>>79873683
hey glad my parents let me watch shit like pulp fiction or showgirls when i was a little kid without so much as a "cover your eyes". got laid in high school even

>>79873683
>watching a movie with my mom
>romance scene
>"Anon why don't you have a gf?"

>>79873781
Damn this sounds really smooth. I usually just go with really badly voiced old porn music.

>not just leaving the room like a normal person

>>79873791
Is getting laid in high school really a huge accomplishment?

>>79873828
seriously, i pre screen all content i view with anyone and "take a bathroom break" right before any awkward content.

>>79873683
By not being an insecure fuckhead, apparently. It's a fucking movie.

>>79873701
i love the movie but that shit has like 20 minute long sex scenes at some point i think i couldn't avoid feeling awkward watching that with my mom.

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>>79873825
>Damn this sounds really smooth
I hope you're joking anon

watch irreversible with her and when she makes that comment in the tunnel scene start raping her anus and see if you can last longer

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>>79873837
well considering the fact that i later turned out to be a faggot i think its a pretty big accomplishment compared to most guys on here who are very autistic

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I don't understand this watch movies with your parents meme

do you just sit in the living room watching a movie with your parents?

how old is everyone here

>>79873683
I know all too well this situation and I will tell you how I handle it: I post pictures of my older sister on 4chan so others can rate her physicality.

>>79873701
Nightmare difficulty right there

I usually just excuse myself to the other room and pace for a bit. If I can't get up I just flex my calf muscles as hard as I can then let go then repeat til the scene is over.

>>79873701
alpha af

>>79873823
are you me?

>>79873868
I tried to do this with *that* scene in the shining since i'd seen it before. Came back and found out my sister had paused it.

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>>79873683
>>repressed amerikuk problems

>>79873828
>>79873868
Autism at its finest.

>>79873868
holy fuck dude

this has been my method for years

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what the fuck lol, where do you live bro? add me on skype maybe

I very rarely watch movies with my parents. Sometimes with my dad but it doesn't bather me with him. I don't watch them with my mum cause she doesn't shut the fuck up and is constantly asking whats going on or saying some stupid shit.

How old are you, for fuck sakes? Unless you're watching hardcore porn, there is nothing awkward with a little titty showing. You goddamn children. Fuck America.

>>79874965
*that* scene?

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>watching Deliverance with Mom and Pop
>this scene comes on
>Pop bites lower lip

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>>79875887
>mfw

>>79873683
Better question: How do you handle the situation when you're getting a boner? Do you try to hide it?

>>79875292
I think he means the leper

>>79876366
what do you mean the leper? that's from IT