>scene that isn't meant to be funny >ends up being

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArcjvWTwWXw
Never gets old.

>>79873640
When darth vader yells at the end of ep 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50YmCc7WA-c

YEARRRGHHHH

all the scenes in Casino and Goodfellas where the protagonists get what's coming to them. specifically the scene in goodfellas where henry comes back from being questioned by the police and finds out his wife flushed out the coke and they are fucking broke and the scene in Casino where Ginger goes bats hit crazy and drives to Ace's house demanding to get her stuff back, all while yelling at Ace and destroying his property.

Seriously, fuck those cunts for becoming millionaires and having a better life than me illegitimately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig

>>79873640
MARTHA!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

>>79873640
The Oscars, yesterday.

The entirety of The Happening

>cough syrup dialogue
>talking to a fake plant
>"whaaaat? noooooo"

such a wonderful movie

>>79873640
>Which scene, /tv/?
do you really need to ask?

>>79873662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2YIx1CTW10
This song played in my head as she flew off.

>>79873640
Unironically plane scene
Watched it for the first time before it became a meme and had to pause every two seconds to laugh

>>79873805
If you wanted to post a ridiculous scene from that movie you should have posted his fucking 3 minute sweaty saxophone scene

There will be blood, milkshake scene

>>79873640
Bane?

>>79874041
I chuckled at the for you bit in the cinema, how did they not know the delivery sucked

I burst out laughing maybe ten times during SILENCE.

>>79873922
thats some mark whalberg kino

I wish he fucked with directors more often.

Jesus reflection in Silence

The Room

The part in Schindler's List where the Nazis flip over the bed and there's a Jew strapped underneath it, so they all shoot him.

That honestly made me laugh because of the sheer ridiculousness of it.

>>79873640
When yoda whips out his lightsaber in ep2 and starts jumping around like a retard, I'll never forget, the entire audience started laughing

>>79873640
when the chic throws up on the priest in the Exorcist

the look on her face afterward is so comical because she just looks like a pouty little kid

Full Metal Jacket slo-mo sniper ambush scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8VB2QEVAc0

>>79873640
The Mist final scene.

>>79873640
>"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest Chancellor."
>"Are you threatening me master Jedi?"
>"The Senate will decide your fate."
>"I am the Senate."
>"Not yet."
>"It's treason then."
haha

>>79873640
Click, that scene where adam sandler puts the Foonze in a loop saying I love you son, I think they're intent was to make it dramatic, kek.

>>79873922
>guy turns on lawnmower
>gets it moving
>walks ahead of it and lies down

Fucking comedy gold

In Hacksaw Ridge there is like 3 scenes that are straight out of a video game.

>>79878501
Also that wouldn't kill u. I had a friend dive head first into a spinning lawn mower cause he tgought it would kill him. He just cut up his cheeks and fractured his skull. He was an R tard

>>79873922
I honestly paused and laughed when the kid gets shot in the face in The Happening. I never knew a kid being murdered at point blank could be hilarious. The execution is so corny it still gets me

>>79878520
The scenes where he was rescuing people had some bullshit tense scenes that were pretty implausible and Hollywood took like 4 bullets then laid in a no man's land for two days and survived, that surprised me. The entire premise seemed stupid too but when I looked it up he was even better than how he was depicted in the film so it sort of legitimised everything for me.

Which specific scenes were you referring to though anon?

>>79878576
kek what the fuck how stupid do you need to be

In Episode 7 when Kylo reveals his face everyone in the cinema started to laugh.

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EZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E

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Everytime I see that scene, I start singing "I believe I can fly" lol

All of Gran Torino

>>79878426
Why did he freeze? she wasn't human

>>79873662
WTF

>>79873640
Gandhi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RekZpjdrHy0

>BOOM
>...
>...
>Oh, God
>Roll credits

hilarious

>>79878762
I was referring to the scene with Vince Vaugn being dragged back to safety and shooting Japanese soldiers and the scene where one of the characters uses a dead man as a shield to absorb bullets.

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When Aunt Diane entreats Jimmy not to do it by saying "Don't do it, Jimmy." And then of course Jimmy does indeed do it and my head becomes filled with much mirth and merriment because she asked Jimmy to not do it, but he still did (do it).

>>79879541
I thought his last words were "Sup, Rama"

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>>79876939

>>79873785

lmao I lose my shit everytime I see Tommy's death scene

"HE'S GAWN, HE GAT WHACKED!"

fucking insufferable cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-a1RAX2mU

>>79873922
fuck beat me to it.

The scene in hacksaw ridge when a soldier picks up one half of a soldier to use as a meat shield, whilst shooting a BAR machine gun with one hand.

Avengers 2

Thor has a flashback to the Scarlet Witch vision in Hawkeye's home, and it seems like he's going to smash Haweye's kid in the face, but a toaster snaps him out of it.

Garbage movie. I hope Joss Whedon never works again.

>>79879592
This scene is porn kino

>>79879193
this should have been /thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1VZld8kUs

this scene completely ruined my childhood desu

>>79873922
anyone want any hotdogs?

When the paramedics struggle to load the stretcher in Manchester by the Sea.

>>79879541
>2011
>watching this movie in senior year of highschool
>whole senior class packed into the auditorium
>Gandhi gets shot
>someone in the back row shouts "WE GOT HIM!"

>>79873922
>JUST GIMMIE A SECOND

>tom cruise war of the worlds
>pods rise from the ground
>humans stare, nothing happens for a bit
>all of a sudden, zap

Schindler list was fucking hilarious watching all the Jews who starved themselves to the bone just to flop their dicks around in a gay outdoor workout scene.

>>79880322
the naked women looked disgusting as well. I laughed throutout the entire thing but especially that scene where the camp supervisor starts shooting jews from his balcony. Lmaoing at Hollywood trying to make me feel guilty/sad for something that never happened

https://youtu.be/4ESOrF_u1hg?t=2m39s

>He's a traitor!
>He is the traitor, AAAAARRHHG!!!

>>79874239
there wasn't much thought put into that movie overall

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEH9Zwo8JEM

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>>79880421

>>79879592
Jimmy didn't do nothin.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke14Yc8K6KA

Gets me every time.

>>79873785
KAAAAAREN WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN

>>79880948
> he can't detect when a poster is being sarcastic

>>79879077
That scene was meant to be funny though, over a year later and how you autists don't realize this I will never understand

>Hacksaw Ridge
>ALL OF IT.

>>79880813
Lynch wants scenes like this to be funny.

>>79880079
Oh, so I wasn't the only one who laughed at that. All I could think was "Their kids just died, but this is like that scene in There's Something About Mary"

>Hacksaw Ridge
>The Americans are making their way into the ridge
>A soldier trips and falls on a body.
>The body is a wounded soldier who pops straight up like the Don't Wake Daddy board game and screams directly into the camera.
>The uninjured soldier screams loudly into the camera too.
>The injured soldier gets shot in the back of the head. Cut to his skull and brain matter splattering the uninjured soldier in the face.
>The uninjured soldier then gets shot in the face, and both of them get shot repeatedly.

I had to stop the movie for a few minutes to recover from this.

>>79880997

Abdul and his friends thought it was gonna be a peaceful, America-Hating, rock-throwing party. Little did they know, Samuel L Jackson was leading the team.

>>79881149
It's pretty hard nowadays to detect sarcasm with all the idiots around, you know

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>>79881341
I get an Evil Dead vibe from this film, wtf Giblet?

>>79873662
Alfre Woodward is too good for this Earth, so she was rightfully assumed into Heaven.

>>79881407
you're right. I do hate the jews but I don't deny the Holocaust happened. it was terrible. because of hitler white pride, nationalism and eugenics will not be taken seriously for decades to come. Not to mention that you can't attack the jews without everyone bringing up the holocaust and calling you a nazi.
I would have preferred hitler deported all of europes jews to some shithole country in africa

>>79881491
yep, you see, that's what I'm talking about

>>79881521
you calling me an idiot, kid?

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https://youtu.be/xMqY7iPAedU

Every time.

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>>79873764
Oh God yes

The entirety of The Room.

>>79881424
>that DYEL guy singlehandedly lifting a fucking BAR

>>79873640
Two-Face reveal in TDK

whole theater laughed at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2ooG_MX9E

god what a piece of shit movie

>>79873922
I watched this film just coming off some acid. It was the funniest shit I had ever seen.

I still can't believe someone looked at this and said, "Yep that looks good".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-e8cuXGwhs

>>79873640
All Dc cinematic universe scene

>>79873640
everythiung in schindlers list

>>79879784
funny story about that location
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/14/nyregion/waffles-and-pancakes-then-violence-at-the-goodfellas-diner.html

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>>79880000
>>79880000
>>79880000

>>79881554
well you are openly advocating blind hatred for millions of people, and that's pretty fucking dumb

>>79876967
>>79882557
This

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>>79880000

>>79880079
I'd argue that that was intentional. a lot of depressing moments in the movie were undercut by bleak humor

Did anyone else think the ending of the Of Mice and Men movie was funny? George shoots Lennie mid-sentence, it makes it seem like he's just pissed off and trying to shut him up instead of sadly doing what's necessary.

>>79882895
> blind hatred
the evil deeds of the jews have been well documented throughout history. Don't make the mistake of confusing me with retarded /pol/acks that hate for the sake of hatred

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>>79882995
Oh yeah, all the jews just got together and had a vote about it I heard about that.

>>79874239
There was nothing wrong with the delivery.

>>79883059
actually you do realize that a bunch of rich fucks(including a Rothschild, one of the wealthiest Jewish families in the world) got together to create the Federal reserve bank in the US? The federal reserve bank keeps people perpetually in debt, not to mention what Soros has been up to

>>79883144
Not sure you can consider Soros a 'proper' Jew, considering he was a corpse-robbing ghoul who helped desecrate/rob Jewish corpses and, allegedly, sold out other Jews in hiding to keep suspicion off him.

In La La Land where he's trying to make the main girl follow her dreams and he goes "WHAT" a couple of times.

>>79883348
>implying jews didn't sell out Jesus to the romans for espousing things they didn't want/believe
Jews will sell their own mother if it makes them a pretty penny.

>>79883144
there's a lot wrong with this post, but instead of getting distracted from your racism by arguing about how clearly uneducated you are in finance I'll just point out that you're complaining about a couple of billionaires who happen to be jewish. From the supposed actions of a couple of people you're justifying hatred of approximately 16 million people who have absolutely nothing to do with them and that's really fucking dumb.

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>How come he don't want me?

>>79879193
I remember cackling my ass off as a little kid when watching this, and the other scenes of people falling and hitting stuff. Everyone looked at me like I was some weirdo. They were probably right.

>>79883493
you do realize that the actions of these people are harming millions of others right? these people are harming pretty much everyone in the US, included your family and you, supposing you live there. these people are creating money out of debt. every time you ask for a loan at the bank, you're indenting yourself to these people. The same applies to what Soros did to the UK and the effects of his refugee program is having on Europe

>>79883535
YTP ruined this scene for me.

>>79883698
And all of that is completely irrelevant, if you dislike the actions of George Soros then hate George Soros. George Soros is one man, your hatred of his actions does not justify you hating millions of people who just happen to have the same religion as him.

>>79883743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrW727WFVJ0

>>79883758
it's not just Soros. Again, it's also the Rothschilds, and a million other jews that own corporations that have draconian corporate practices in places. This is without even touching how they control the media

javerts suicide

>>79883857
>a million other jews
wow a million, I'm sure you didn't pull that number out of your ass or anything. But who needs facts or logic when you can just solve everything with an easy answer, right? See this is why you were called an idiot.

Have you ever met a single jew in your life, had a conversation with one? Don't spout your blind hatred for all when you don't even know one.

>>79883961
I couldn't even laugh I was so angry at that piece of shit.

>>79873662
>Looks like Team Rocket is blasting of aaaaaaagggggaaaiiiinnnnnn.

>>79884027
i didnt laugh until he splatted like the obvious special effect he was

>>79883974
Yes I did. They both were as greedy as the stereotype(one of them had the last name Cohen by the way) but you're probably going to dismiss this as "anecdotes don't count". Also, I don't have the right number, but its safe to say a lot of companies are owned by jews and are corrupt, go look at the Panama papers that published a list of corrupt companies a few years ago and, surprise, surpass, a lot of them were jewish

>>79873640
ITT: Steven Seagal

>>79884102
>yes I know I made it up but I'm still right
uh huh

>>79884152
I only made up the number. The point still stands and I even gave you a source to back up mys statements. All you've done is calling me an idiot(ad hominem) and providing non-arguments

>>79878501
>>79878501

Needs to be an unmotivational poster with the word "MONDAYS" at the top.

>>79879592
"Might as well keep it in the family."
Lost my sides that night.

>>79879307
>not the scen right after with aim for the bushes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ngHlnvM6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmLqtKcQ3r8

>>79884376
>a bramble of sticks and leaves
>10+ feet of snow
One has a chance of softening your landing immensely, the other has a chance of only stabbing you before you hit the ground.

>>79884229
Non arguments like racism is wrong? Non arguments like you're hating millions for the supposed actions of a few? Meanwhile you make ridiculous statements like "the evil deeds of the jews have been well documented throughout history" evil is about as spooked of a concept as there is. And you're lamenting that the nazis ruined the apparently brilliant idea of eugenics and because of the holocaust you can't be an anti-semite without being called an anti-semite, not quite sure what you meant by that.

>>79883743
He's not supposed to be here for you!
He's supposed to be here for GEOFFREY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkPF6_R60AI

Breaking bad takes the cake for this one, boys

>>79873785
>specifically the scene in goodfellas where henry comes back from being questioned by the police and finds out his wife flushed out the coke and they are fucking broke

That was supposed to be funny or at least show how desperate and fucked up they were at that point

>>79884612
I'm referring to non-arguments like this little >>79884152 gem. and once you're so keen on Stirner and "evil being a spook" then the statement "racism is bad" is also a spook. I also meant that one can't even criticize the slightest thing the jews do because then you're called an anti-semite, you also can't have pride in being white because then you're an "evil neo-nazi"

>>79873805
>>79874090

I think it's funny because the actor of the mystery guy later got arrested for killing his wife

Bravo Lynch

>>79873640
This scene in some cave diving movie. Some guy says that this chick died because she was an inexperienced diver, to which her husband responds "have you no decency" because the script was written by an autisit who thinks peope talk like that, apparently.

>>79884693
well I felt immensely gratified after watching that scene. Henry got what was coming to him

>>79879541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ega5Rcct2s

The sequel was comedy gold

>>79873779
underrated post

>>79880813

NEVER GOT A STICKY MOTHERFUCKERS

>>79883743
FUCK YOU NIGGA

YOU'RE A PHONE

>>79884635
But that was the point of the scene anon

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>>79884780

I think that's the movie. Don't watch it just because Cameron produced it, it's awful

>>79884940
>The point of the scene is to laugh as a mentally challenged high schooler struggles to hurl juvenile insults at his dad

wew lad

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>>79873640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8

This scene caught me off guard

>>79884238
Holy shit, anon, I think I'm actually going to make this.

>>79884722
racism is bad because you're passing judgement on people for things they had absolutely nothing to do with, last time I checked the definition of justice had to do with punishing people for things that THEY did not people they never even met. If you don't think that's stupid then I don't know what to say to you.

>I also meant that one can't even criticize the slightest thing the jews do
that's because nothing was never done by "the jews", there is no such thing as "the jews". Jewish people aren't a fucking hive mind. There's nothing anti semitic with, for example, saying I think the actions of [person who is jewish] are bad because [reason]. That's not racist at all. Saying I think [thing done by Israel] is disturbing because [reason] is not racist.

Saying you hate all jews because of the actions of people the VAST majority (and I'm talking 99.99% with a whole hell of a lot more 9s after that) of jews have never in their life met and may themselves not like is completely stupid. Saying "the evil deeds of the jews" is beyond stupid. I'd especially think a white guy wouldn't want to go down that road of blaming people for things done by their ancestors, considering you know, all that slavery and genocide and whatnot done by white people that you had absolutely nothing to do with.

>also you can't have pride in being white
why would you want to, why not set out to do something yourself that you can take pride in instead of holding up an accident of birth, being born isn't exactly an accomplishment you know.

>>79873640
I'm not sure if it counts but I found both crank movies very funny throughout, but maybe that was the initial intent although a lot of the comments on my private tracker mentioned how dark (?) the movie was

>>79884635
this was when the show was still a dark comedy

>>79885165
why exactly are you backpedalling? you yourself said
>evil is about as spooked of a concept as there is
meaning evil=spook=doesn't exist but then you say that evil DOES exist in the forms of slavery, racism and genocide. Also, you don't seem to know how mad the politically correct culture has become. people are saying that white people are evil while pretending that minorities can do no wrong ignoring evidence to the contrary and silencing anyone that says otherwise by labeling them a bigot/racis/sexist/homophobe/islamophobe/etc... The fact is jewish people have done( and are doing) a lot of fucked up shit that is directly impacting my life and the lives of others negatively.

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>>79873922

>"whaaaat? noooooo"

>>79885390
I think you're missing my point, hating people for actions they themselves were not involved in is wrong. As for people saying ridiculous shit like white people are evil, I'd say the same thing to them as I'm saying to you. Judge people as individuals based on their actions, not as groups.

>The fact is jewish people have done( and are doing) a lot of fucked up shit that is directly impacting my life and the lives of others negatively.
do you really think there aren't jews who think the same way about those things that you do? Did you somehow miss all the shit during the 2016 election of jews talking about how much they hate the actions of the Israeli government? How do you think it feels to hear someone boil it down as much as you have though, that they're doing it because they're jewish, that its all part of a pattern of centuries of evil, that jews are predisposed to this sort of thing. If that's not what you were trying to say its certainly how it comes off. You do yourself no favors by doing it.

And I have to say its a bit more disturbing considering how you were saying you like eugenics. Were you implying that the state should be able to decide if certain ethnic groups are allowed to reproduce?

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>>79873922
>This is from the same man who did a comeback this year

>>79885602
I concur with judging people individually, however, stereotypes exist for a reason. You should judge people by their cover until they prove themselves otherwise.
If you a black on the subway, wearing gold chains and blasting rap music full volume, I'm going to assume he's a criminal, unless he pulls out some philosophy book and treats everyone around with respect.
In regards to the jews protesting the actions of the israeli government I wasn't aware of that.
Furthermore, I never said I wanted to prevent certain ethnic groups from reproducing when talking about eugenics. I think its a field of science that has tremendous potential but thanks to Hitler, people associate it with killing "undesirables" instead of the benefits of selecting the best genes to promote the healthier immune system, eliminating disease and prolonging life spans. You don't need to "kill all undesirable races". I think that once everyone realizes its potential for good, most people while sign up for it and in a few generations everyone will be a product of it. but that;s only if people give it a chance

>>79885886
That's not eugenics, that's genetic engineering. You're talking about two very different things there. Genetic engineering has its own mess of potential ethical issues that need to be debated, but by calling it eugenics (and what you described is NOT eugenics) it gets tangled in unrelated issues like genocide and infringing on personal freedom, so stop doing that.

>In regards to the jews protesting the actions of the israeli government I wasn't aware of that.
Well now you know, jews aren't a monolithic group. I'm jewish, but I'm not really religious at all because I couldn't justify a belief in an inherently good and caring god with one who sits idle while man kills his brother by the millions, if such a god exists he surely wouldn't care if we worshiped him or not, its up to us to make the world a better place. I also think that Israel is an absolute fucking disgrace in how they act towards the muslims, the Palestinians are never just going to go away yet they refuse to accept that fact and think they can do whatever they want with no repercussions. And anyone who disagrees is an anti-semite, nothing pisses me off more than when they play that card. By calling people who are legitimately disturbed by their actions racist it cheapens actual racism. Frankly I'm embarrassed to share a faith with many of them, and yet I do have to remind myself that if I was living in Europe during the 1940s none of that would have mattered. I'd have just been another jew and killed with the rest of them, just as those in my family too short sighted to flee to America were. So maybe you can understand where that hyper sensitivity to racism comes from?

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>Save... Save Marthaaaa!!

>>79882637
Absolute pleb.

https://youtu.be/eem52IXUdOY

I'm not sure whether this was supposed to be funny or not, but it caught me off guard and I still can't watch this and not laught

>>79882792
this whole movie was just a trainwreck. how could eli roth even want his name to be associated with this.

>>79879193
How would you fall off like that? If the boat sunk bow first then you'd not hit the propellers and if it sunk stern first then the propellers would already be under water at that point?

I'm confused

>>79886499
You liked Antichrist? Personally I felt it was three different movies that didn't fit well together at all which made it overly long while not having a satisfying story. Really terrible ending as well.

Call me squeamish if you want but I really fucking disliked the torture scenes as well.

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>>79873779
this 2bh pham

>>79884992
No, the point is that within their family, even this lame and not very obscene statement is seen as a crushing blow

It tell you a lot about the characters and their household

>>79886382
well, I get your point. You seem like a reasonable guy. I share your disagreement in respect to Israel's actions as well as some of the people you share your faith with. Whites haven't been squeaky clean angels either. maybe I was too quick in talking about eugenics. Still, there are people out there that do not have my people's best interests in mind and happen to share the same faith as you. This doesn't mean I'm not going to stop hating jews but at least I don't hate you.

>>79886688
Knowing what I was getting ( a Trier movie) I thoroughly enjoyed it. Being high helped too.

>>79886769
well the only other Trier movie I'd seen was The Boss of it All

also saw it with my mom lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOW1rhZCTmg

>>79886752
then you've missed the whole point of what I was trying to say, there is no "the jews" just people who happen to be jewish, like me. Some people are scumbags no matter their religion or race or nationality, that is a universal constant.

This scene in Dexter where he drowns this guy. I fucking laughed for hours

brghgrbrhrbrbrgrrgrgrbgrgrbrgrb

https://youtu.be/jO6SdORfCpk

>>79886892
I did understand the point. Your point is "not all [insert religious/ethnic group here]" Yes, all groups have their rotten members as well as decent folk but general trends in behavior do exist, that's why I "judge a book by its cover until proven otherwise". This is pretty much what happened here. I assumed you, as a jew, were bad, until you proved yourself a rational and intelligent fellow.

>>79873640
GABAGOOL?
OVA HEA

Man of Steel.

I WILL FIND HIM!

>>79874239
The only sucky delivery of the line I hear is kids trying to be funny and repeating it out loud.

>>79873779
This singular portion of the scene alone is what makes this film so great. Aiden Gillen, what an actor, I mean it. So much emotion in a single word. Look at his neck, no really, just look. You see those veins popping out of his neck, wondering where he has heard that name before, stressing every inch of his body in one singular moment. His questioning and curious demeanor; his eyes squinted as he questions the name of the man that he has been searching for. That slight camera movement as he says the famous line: 'Bane?'. The emotion in his voice; fear, excitement, and overall curiosity. It is the perfect setup to a perfect scene.

>>79887323
memery aside this scene is fucking great

>>79873640
https://youtu.be/GAoShLmdxDE?t=7m49s

I busted out laughing not because a fat kid was shaking on the ground but because it is so fucking stupid.

Game of Thrones season 6 spoilers btw

>>79887345
Yeah, I love the posting and whatnot but I think it just adds an extra layer to this scene. I can't watch it without laughing now but it is a great setup to the movie.

>>79881395
the guy who you 're calling a nigger every other day of the week?
also, how is it that soldiers acting as the executing hand of imperialist policy are regarded as "veterans" who "protect us" and then they go over a cathartic experience for murdering protesters, supporting dictatorships and terrorist regimes when they return home to become archetypes of maleness, while everyone else on Earth is a "terrorist bent to destroy freedom"?

>>79881851
so much funnier when you take the cgi out

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>>79879077
>Removes helmet
A FUCKING FOOT

A remember laughing uncontrollably the first time I saw Blade Runner and the dwarf kaiser thing walked into a wall and made a noise. Couldn't take the film seriously from then on. Wasn't a fan for years but now I like it.

>>79881851
NEEEEEYYYY

This scene had me in tears in the cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJOAW7r03s

My friends and I used to do this to each other. We would wait behind doors with electric shavers and wait for someone to walk in.

When Harry died in Spiderman 3. But ni hindsight, i think the whole movie was supposed to be an absurd comedy.

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>>79873662
scared the shit out of me

>>79878488
https://youtu.be/ktqNNsVJhUE?t=112

Pure kino

>>79881424

>was hoping to find this

also that scene where soldier comes near to a what appears to be a dead US soldier only for him get up and shriek in the most unintentionally funny way

Every single scene in Straight Outta Compton.

In the place beyond the pines, when Ryan Gosling robs a bank and his voice cracks

>>79873640
when they show jack frozen at the end of the shining. it looked super retarded.

PRECIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKRuL7_vVik

Deh!

>>79873805
always thought this guy should play a live action frieza

>>79879193
10/10 style points

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>>79883059
They did

www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaW8LRusak
Literally every line Keanu has in this movie kills the scene to death in a hilarious catastrophic way. What a fucking waste of great production design.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90

>>79879077
This.

>>79873922
>The happening
>not a comedy

Wasn't this the point of the entire film? It's hilarious

>>79884635
>scene that isn't meant to be funny
The humor is integral to that scene, numbnuts

>>79888387
>curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing

>>79879880

For me in Avengers 2 it was the 'there's no need to be upset' flying trailer scene.

Jesus Christ I burst out laughing like an idiot.

Most of this movie was unintended comedy gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zWf02vGl3M

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

Lots of other scenes too:
>Psycho kid destroys somebody with a tube for dividing lines in the movie theatre.
>Young Foggy killing psycho kid for no reason whatsoever when things were already solved.-
>Ashton's crush becoming a crack whore.
>Ashton telling his crush to go fuck herself at the end of the movie.

>>79873805
Even though this scene is simultaneously very disturbing, you can't help laughing at:
>That's fucking crazy man.
>Now give me back my phone.

>>79881424
what's funnier to me is the people in the background constantly doing flips

>>79879193
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

>>79889587
MGSV opening

>>79884030
*twinkle*

>>79889587
I'm still mad about that whole stigmata scene. The entire point of his power is that if you change something in the past it changes the future for everyone. Yet he proves he can time travel by telling a guy watch this, then goes to his childhood and fucks up his hand then comes back and shows him the scar. That wouldn't have proved anything because now in that timeline that he just created he would have always had the scar to that guy.

So fucking dumb.

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>>79888993
citationS needed.

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it tried to be dramatic but went overboard.
i had a luaghter attack when i saw it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktqNNsVJhUE

>>79879307
Literally what

https://youtu.be/YWdHWuPC3qo?t=126

>oh stop it both of you! Stop it! You're like...
>boys with toys

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>>79873640
>The offensive limerick "Run Nigger Run" in 12 Years a Slave was originally penned as a short limerick only four lines long. The extended lyrics and decision to sing them while clapping to the beat were improvised on the spot by Paul Dano during shooting, much to the confusion of the crew and his fellow cast members. It is reported that in original cuts of the scene, other cast members can be seen shifting uncomfortably for several minutes as Dano continues to sing and clap his hands. The film's lead actor Chiwetel Ejiofor was so impressed with Dano's performance that he convinced director Steve McQueen to include the full song in the movie and edit the scene accordingly.

i'm pretty sure it wasn't meant to be funny