>I-I was handed the wrong card, that was why I paused. I-I

Watching this live was like our reality was shifting into some sort meme dimension.

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>>79867966
FINDS

I was at a bar watching this and a lot of the people bought in to it which really worried me. How can people be so gullible to believe this shit as if it wasn't deliberate?

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How angry is the guy snatching the card out of his hand

>>79868102
He is probably just pumping with adrenaline

>>79868102

Bald man clearly thinks it was Warren's fault and was bullying him ;_;

>>79868157
The guy has literally had an Oscar snatched away from him, that's gonna be more than just adrenaline

It seemed like Warren realized something wasn't right, and gave the card to Faye who just blurted it out.

>>79867866

Huge, unprofessional blunder that ruined a million dollar award show and it humiliated several people on stage in front of a massive worldwide TV audience.

Literally the lowest point in Oscar history. So cringe worthy and terrible.

What's even more funny is all the racist remarks coming from the black community. This is some really ugly shit.

>>79868102
Holy shit that guy is pissssssed

Can Americans do anything properly?

Is he our JUST guy?

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>>79867866
Why Jimmy Kimmel? I've never found him funny and I probably never will. He is the definition of bland.

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>>79868102
You can see the tears in poor Warren's eyes.

>>79868340
>the definition of bland
You just answered your own question

>>79868340
He was hilarious tonight

>>79868366

When he said "I wasn't trying to be funny" you can hear his voice crack. He was upset.

Warren actually hasnt said a word. The drunk hag besides him said lalaland alone

>>79868340
He's not just bland, he's a terrible comedian.

Reminder that he was in his mid 30s when he made that piece of shit "The Man Show" anybody that takes this guy seriously is a joke themselves.

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>>79868340
Should've been the other Jimmy.

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>>79868366
It hurts seeing him like that

>>79868525
Fallon does have more heart, so I agree.

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>>79868065
>Keit-ai is the meme dimension

>>79868065
A

>>79868428

>clearly talking in the OP

He said he wasn't trying to be funny and Jimmy cut him off

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>>79868065
How does it keep finding ways?

>>79868102
HURR HURRRRR IT WAS A FUNEEE PRANK DONT BE MADDD MOVIES ARE JUsT TOOLS TO DESTROY THE WEST WHY IR U TAKIN IT SERIOUSLY!!!!???? JUST TAKE A DRINK!!

>>79868340
I laughed at a ton of his jokes tonight. I also enjoyed watching Matt Damon trip him.

>>79868065
Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

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>>79868583
WAY

GAY NIGGERS REEEEEEEEE

>>79868102
>>79868247
What's going on here? Haven't followed the Oscars

Oh wow gee there sure have been lots of blunders at American award shows and events lately wouldn't want the media to jump to report on them and give them such negative publicity which is surely detrimental would we now.

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>>79868707
In a nutshell.

He wasn't even the one who read it. Why does he get blamed? Oh, that's right, because women are held on a pedestal.

>>79867866
HANG HIS OLD ASS

HE'S DONE

>>79868707

Steve Harvey 2.0 happened during the Best Picture announcement

>>79868525
It seems like atleast he tries to be entertaining. I agree.

>>79868065
MEME MAGIC
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>>79868732
A bit extreme isn't it for an award show that means nothing anymore other than slapping something on a DVD case so you can sell it for $10 instead of 5 at Walmart/Amazon.

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>>79868065
>>79868366
Someone make a JUST edit for Warren.

>>79868741
Now, is it possible that there was shady shit going down and la la land was supposed to win?
How the fuck does this even happen?

>>79868525
He hosted last year. Go back to your home board you low IQ tourist.

>>79867866
BEATTY DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG
Yet the fucking academy are going to hang him out to dry over this as though it were him who made the mistake.

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Warren Beatty is a film legend and icon. He has directed and starred in films spanning well over five decades and to see this happen to him in the twilight of his years makes me very sad. This can very likely tarnish his entire legacy.

So please, I implore all of you, don't propagate the lie that it was Beatty's fault. He was given the wrong card. He even tried to stop it, which is why he was stalling. It's not Faye's fault either. It was just a technical glitch. Do not blame him.

>>79867866
Was getting their envelopes mixed part of their plan?

>>79867866

This sounds like some Anita Sarkeesian wishfullfilment plot

>Everything points towards White People: The movie winning the big prize
>But in actuality our hero Black People: The Movie won
>Senile White Old Man gets his just punishment as he cheerfully announced the wrong movie and believed White People: The Movie won.
>Credit Roll

>>79868880
The card said "best actress - emma stone" all he had to do was say that he has the wrong card.

it is 100% his fault

>>79868903
to be fair, their intro to the best picture stuff was REALLY making it sound like Moonlight was gonna win.

>>79867866
Warren was probably wanting to take the fall. He's a super liberal cuck anyway. Whitey gets to be seen as trying to steal the blecks spotlight, demonizing white people.

>>79868848
So how many times did Billy Crystal host the Oscars again, many times back-to-back?

>>79868974

He's 79 years old.

He shouldn't have to figure out whether he was handed the wrong card or not in the 10 seconds he has to read the card on live television.

Someone fucked up and it wasn't his fault.

>>79868974
Wait, they fucked up best actress too?

>>79868974
he was genuinely confused, it has never happened before in the history of oscars

he even whispered emma stone to faye and people thought he was making a joke or being light or funny

wait how was this anything more than a stunt? i thought we all could agree on that at least

>>79868888
He's an old guy.

>>79869033

Would've been funny if he just said Emma Stone won best picture

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How does the two people fucking doing the best picture not notice anything fucking wrong, including Beatty?

They held a giant red envelope that said "ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE"

Did they not notice is saying EMMA STONE

Seriously how fucking inept are they? You basically gave someone their dream and fucking crushed it because they couldn't do one fucking thing.

this is entire debacle gets my blood boiling.

>>79868065
Fuck off, /a/.

>>79869067
Emma Stone
Starring Emma Stone
Directed by Emma Stone

>>79867866
This was like literally a scene out of Bulworth

>>79869048

Of course it was a stunt. Question is who was in on it?

>>79868974
No, if you looked at the card it says "La La Land - Emma Stone". He got confused because he trusted the people backstage to do their jobs right. When you're up there on that stage with hundreds of millions of people watching you tend to get a bit nervous. He was giving it to Faye for her to confirm it was the wrong card but she didn't catch on and just read it out.

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>>79868974
>The card said "best actress - emma stone" all he had to do was say that he has the wrong card.

No look at the card format.. being it's going to be the same for all awards. It's huge lettering for who and tiny print for what at the bottom. So Emma's card just had her name, then the movie in huge print. Tiny, tiny print at the bottom that said best actress.

that's why they fucked up.. I'm sure the card format will change now to bold everything.

>>79869055
For you

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>>79869099

>>79869081
Again think of it

In the entire history of the oscars this has never happened.

the presenter are handed the envelop by the stage director, they probably never look at it

and then he opens it and sees Emma Stone - La La Land and realizes something is off

Faye then looks at him annoyed as if hes being cute or trying to act funny or suspenseful

She takes it and sees La La land on it and says it

No one is at fault except the director or production assistant who handed them the envelope

>>79869081

see

>>79868065

Where he holds up the card. Emma's card obviously said Emma Stone with La La Land written under it. In the heat of the moment, when you have all the cameras on you and everyone's waiting for you to say something, and you see La La Land and everyone was expecting La La Land to win anyway, you'd make the same mistake.

>>79869137
Is there a picture of him holding that card?

Could the blunder be a movie?

>>79868827
they just fucked it up, he was given the card for best actress (there are multiple cards), which said Emma Stone and he didn't really know what to say, so the lady with him said it went to La La Land. Now twitter and /pol/ are reading into it when it was just a fuck up (a big one obviously)

>>79869224
what is even worse is they brought out an unopen best picture envelop and made it seem as if warren fucked up in reading it

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>>79868102
They let them make their speeches before raising the alert.

You would think SOMEONE in the Oscar staff would have put a stop to it as soon as Faye Dunaway blurted out LaLa Land. But noooooooooooooooooooo.......

why did the lizard people think that destroying art was a benevolent thing to do?

how did they convince themselves of this?

>>79869200

https://twitter.com/BandryBarry/status/836087554084462592?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>>79869266
>movies
>art
nice one

>>79869214
>starring Ryan Gosling as Warren Beatty and Emma Stone as Faye Dunaway

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>>79869169
>>79869176
Who doesn't look at the front of the card? I mean, you get handed something, you look at it.

and don't act like they never were in front of the camera, these are very famous people, being in front of the camera is second nature.

They were just fucking dumb. Now some guy will always have this moment ingrained in his mind, the most important night of his life is ruined. Because they couldn't tilt there head down and flip the card over and see the giant letters.

>OY VEY WHAT A MISTAKE! PURE COINCIDENCE

Don't you see how everyone gets played against each other?

How hard is it to have a system for the god damn Oscars that makes it virtually impossible for this to happen?

How much organisation does it take?

It's clearly orchestrated to create divisions, tensions or if they were that dumb - so that noone could win outright and effectively make everyone feel "vindicated" in one way or another

Whites - they stole it
Blacks - we won it (but not clean)

In the end, who wins?

>>79869137
>>79869123
This explains what happened I think. But I still think nefarious forces slipped that card to Warren in the first place, I just don't see how it got mixed up with the Best Picture cards in any realistic scenario

>>79869255
oh damn, they really dropped the ball
and of course it just triggers /pol/ even more

>>79867866
He had one job and he fucked it up.

>>79869391
you didn't even know the nominees were on the front of the card before this night why the fuck would Warren know

Again, one production assistant or director was in charge of handing him the envelop overlooked it as well, considering thats his job

>>79869176
>>>79869081
>see
>>>79868065

So... Keit-ai finds a way?

>>79868340
>I've never found him funny and I probably never will.
They're not specifically catering to your sense of humor.

>>79869393

For what purpose though
who gains from this

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>>79867866

>Beatty has the cool to try and stop the impending trainwreck despite making the biggest announcement of the night in front of tens of millions of people

>Even tries to warn Faye that something is amiss before she takes it and goes full retard

>IT'S BEATTY'S FAULT LMAO

Tbf, I wouldn't put it past the Academy to pull this shit on purpose to generate /hype/, despite the terrible cost.

>>79869391
I remember people commenting in years past that the people doing the announcing sometimes don't even know what they're announcing until they get there.

>>79869484
Globalist jews that want to play the working class proles of every race against each other

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>>79869437
>you didn't even know the nominees were on the front of the card before this night why the fuck would Warren know?

Because he held the card?

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He's not at fault. Warren did nothing wrong.

IT WAS TWEEEST'S FAULT

>>79869484
The oscars
They were able to appease the black people who were "refusing" to watch by literally doing a fake out as a giant metaphor for how white people steal everything from black people, but NOT ANYMORE

Last year they pandered to them too.
The oscars are a fucking joke.

>take a bit of time to read the card
>entire cast for wrong movie gets up on stage
>three politically-charged speeches given by wrong movie people
>a long pause during confusion
>politically-charged movie wins instead
>their entire crew gets up
>two more political speeches
>show finishes on time
It's pretty fucking obvious that this was planned. After the liberal community took so many Ls after late comebacks this year they decided to switch the roles and they decided to shift the shit on Warren instead.

I didn't watch either of those movies (or any of the movies that were nominated throughout the entire show actually) but it's pretty clear this was scripted and certain people weren't told. This is why I'm /mu/. The Grammys are shit but at least the music industry is too inept to even try to pull shit like this.

>>79869520

What do they gain from a collapsing world where everybody fights each other?

>>79869557

But it just irrepairable damages the Oscars reputation.
They are literally a joke now

>>79869559
I had to leave once it was announced (I hadn't seen ANY of the pics nominated, so I gave no fucks)
How long did it go on before they realized? a minute or two? Or like five or six?

>>79869484

The Execs do. Oscar ratings have steadily been falling with no end in sight, and with everyone so polarized thanks to the election, the media, and general chaos across the spectrum, they needed a 'safe' way out that would still generate drama and interest.

More people will tune into the next Oscars out of curiosity as to if there will be another shitshow.

This marks the transition into the Oscars eventually going full reality tv-tier. Screencap this.

>>79867866
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yeah that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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>>79867866

There is absolutely no way this wasn't staged to some degree

Every year they make a huge deal about how Ernst and Young tallies up the results and then brings them to the theater in Halliburton briefcases surrounded by security. The hosts don't know the winners, the presenters, the orchestra, nobody knows.

So you get a briefcase with 12 or so envelopes and you're handing them out one by one as the night goes along. How is it that the Best Actress envelope somehow ends up back with the unopened envelopes, then someone picks up the open envelope with GIANT letters on the front that say Best Actress and hands it to the presenters? And then neither of them notice?

I have no idea what motive you would possibly have to fuck up your own ceremony but there is no way this was just an accident.

>>79869520
>change the results because "people" didnt like the answer.
>lelelelle its /pol/ no its globalist jews.

holy shit the delusion going on.

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>>79869398
>I just don't see how it got mixed up with the Best Picture cards in any realistic scenario

I can see why it went wrong on stage. Gold on red, old 1/2 blind people, pressed for time, huge award. They can't see that shit in gold on red.

but someone totally fucked up in the back stage team.

>>79869593
Yeah?
At what point did you think what the oscars THINK is a good idea is ACTUALLY a good idea?

>>79869609
this desu

/thread

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>>79869560
money power control

>>79869559

Yeah seriously. If it wasn't staged they should have some dude rushing to the stage immediately after the wrong name was declared and correct it immediately

>>79869628
>back stage
where its really dark and the envelopes look the same

OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY, it was just a mistake

>>79869540
>Shyamalan Redemption Arc

BEST TIMELINE

>>79869601
I'd say Warren was up there for half a minute figuring out what was going on, 30 seconds for the crew to get on, 3 minutes for the speeches, 2 for the confusion, and then 3 for Moonlight

>>79869619
There's multiple envelopes in case one of them ends up getting lost before the show. It's entirely reasonable to think that at some point between the envelopes being transfered to the event and Beatty and Dunaway announcing the winner that two of the envelopes ended up in the wrong place by mistake. Beatty very obviously noticed and was trying to signal to the stagehands that something was wrong. Dunnaway just announced it after looking at the card once. I'm not saying that it's not possible that it was a set-up, but it's entirely possible for it to be a very convoluted accident

>>79869657
They looked like they did, but he just spent ages faffing about

>>79869520
How about a less retarded answer?

>>79869703
>>79869692
>>79869628
The problem is what >>79869559 said

There's no way the show would have finished on time if this hadn't been planned out beforehand

>>79869646

But control what? A pile of rubble and ashes?
Isn't it easier to control a happy selfabsorbed people than a violent rioting people?
What happened to bread and games?

>>79869628
>>79869692
Thats why they picked 2 doddering half alive old codgers to read the Best Picture award, because they knew they wouldnt see the fine print, Warren Beatty was set up

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>>79868065
You can actually see the part where Warren Beatty's heart breaks.

>>79869559
Son what's it like to come from the worst board on 4chan and come to the second worst board?

>>79869703
this doesn't account for the fact that there's a stagehand who's SOLE PURPOSE is to pass the right card to the right person. It literally said "outstanding actress" on that card

So this stagehand just decided that for this card he/she wouldn't check before handing it off?

>>79869698

We're living in the timeline where
>Trump is president
>Pewdiepie is actually funny
>Shyamalan is witty and makes good movies
>Hollywood collapses

Best of all timelines

>make ourselves look like retards
>????
>profit!

>>79869824
We're better than you we have better memes

beatty looked so emasculated holy shit

>>79869826
If it were the last award and there was only one card left I don't think it's that unlikely that they'd just assume it's the correct the card

>>79869847
that's actually accurate though. People want to watch shows where things crash and burn.

>>79869860
where did the Best Picture envelope go then?

FYI don't you guys know only a few people know the actual results so its not that unrealistic that it took a while for those people to sound the alert and fix the problem

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>>79869846
Don't forget, Keit-ai found a way to be the highest grossing anime ever through meme magic.

>>79869860
You realize how insanely unlikely it is that the person would just not even look at it? What, was the card face down? (also unlikely)

>>79869882
Multiple envelopes, but I'd assume the back-up envelopes are kept elsewhere so that if one lot of envelopes goes missing they don't all go missing. I would guess that prior to delivery they got mixed up when being packaged to be sent to the ceremony so the main lot had two best actresses and no best picture.

>>79869881
It's never happened before and they're going to be extra careful to make sure it never happens again. This isnt some 'so bad it's good' tv show that people will tune into next week, they're going to look like twats for an entire year and at best they might get a laugh when they reference it next time.

>>79869890
you actually believe that? lol

>>79869858
which is unfair as fuck. the only mistake he made was he didn't raise the alarm quick enough (which is understandable in that high pressure situation) and showed it to that other bitch for verification but the dumbass bitch just blurted it out

>>79869890
The issue was more that an envelope from a PREVIOUS WINNER was taken and given to him
There's no good explanation for that.
I mean, he clearly didn't read the front of the envelope, but why would he? Why would he assume that something's wrong?
Whoever was working the sidelines fucked up real bad. It's one of the rare scenarios where thinking someone did it deliberately is easier to understand than how the fuck it happened on accident.

>La Lel Land guy says something about his blue-eyed wife
>Nope, can't have that
>Moonlight is the real winner guys

>>79869261
They couldn't believe moonlight won

>>79869992
Yes they had a back up 'moonlight wins' envelope just in case someone mentioned fucking a white person.

>>79868065
>>79868102
Anyone else felt sorry for him?

>>79868102
Why do baldies get so mad at everything?

>>79870121
Wasn't even his fault desu.

>>79870121
What a fucking nightmare. Giving an acceptance speech in front of hundreds of millions of people on live TV is hard enough, but then getting your award taken away after 2 minutes, it's a hard cuck life

Seriosuly this is so unfair.

Faye used zero logic and just blurted it out despite Beatty showing logic and apprehension.

But she goes unscathed because she is a woman.

>>79870121
>anyone else did
Return to Reddit.

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>>79867866

>be Hollywood stagehand
>spend entire career helping live productions go smoothly
>dream of one day working the big one, the granddaddy of em all, the Oscars
>finally get the call
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>every who is anyone in entertainment will be at this show
>this could be my big moment
>"okay anon, we just need you to hand the correct envelopes to the presenters"
>seems simple, but no room for error
>double and triple check each envelope before handing it off, got to be absolutely sure
>one more award to go, night's gone smoothly so far
>it's the biggest one of the night
>Warren Beatty comes looking for his envelope
>"Uhhh here, just take this one lol"
>What could go wrong?

>implying this wasnt staged

everyone is forgetting the pre-written female announcer going on about lalaland having tied the record for nominations and wins

>>79870182
Just Hollywood's way of getting Beatty back for making so many stinker bomb movies

>>79868247
lol payback for wat the jews did to trumps pageant.

>>79870121
The way he tears up when the bald guy snatches the card away from him honestly gets me rock hard.

>>79870237
I'd assume they have multiple little things like that for all the nominees

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>>79870237
she was the announcer at the actual event (not a network tv announcer)? if so, busted as fuck

>>79867866
Someone make a Curb Your Enthusiasm edit of this, please

>>79870237
So someone changed the script?

>>79869773
did the chemtrails tell you that?

>>79870486
>not being able to read chemtrails
sad

>>79870121
True facts He fucked over 10,000 girls, he's all right

>>79867866

>let's get some senile old fuck to do Best Picture
>what's the worst that could happen

The worst thing about the Capra performance is that this video is edited all to hell. I remember watching this live and he was way worse than it looks like here. He couldn't remember the names of the movies and someone was yelling the names to him from backstage.

THE DRESSER!!!!!
THE DRESSER!!!!!!!
THE DRESSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFa5SjnbHjU

>>79870234
they said the people helping out were the college reward winners

>>79867866
Warren DID NOT DESERVE that.

Fucking jews using him as a scapegoat.

>>79868065
kek
Thanks /a/

>>79868102
Jesus fucking Christ it wasn't Warren's fault god dammit Faye Dunaway was the one who said La La Land but nooooooooo everyone gets mad at Warren. What the fuck was he supposed to do?

God bless you Warren you made American movies great again.

>>79870797
>I remember watching this live

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Wait a minute, that card.

>>79870797
BEATTY WAS HANDED THE WRONG CARD! HE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND HE KNOWINGLY LOOKED AT FAYE REALIZING THIS! SHE READ THE NAME ON THE CARD! WARREN SHOULD COME OUT LOOKING GOOD BUT SINCE HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE HE WILL GET SHIT ON AND LIVE OUT HIS FINAL DAYS IN DISGRACE

GOD DAMMIT CLYDE DID NOT DESERVE THIS

>>79868525
let me guess you like conan as well

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>>79868065
>>79868102
>>79867866
Fucking irony m8.

>played a straight character who was pretending to be gay
>literally btfo by gay space nigga dick

>>79872472
Hal Ashby movies are so good.

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>>79870234
>work in the glamorous film industry they said

>>79869534
are you illiterate?

So what do you think actually happened /tv/

>>79868340
>>79868525
Wait what the fuck? I thought these were the same person

>>79872572
Based off of the Jimmy Fallon Trump interview do you really think he would have made the same jokes?

>>79872584
I don't know, i'm not american, i don't watch either of these guys shows, i just know their faces from live performances of artists i like that performed on their shows, and i litearlly thought these were the same person.

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It's all a work ya marks.

Hollywood finna know that they wanted Moonlight to win because of black people and gay people. La La Land represented white people, but at the same time La La Land was Hollywood jerking themselves off. Hollywood would never recover if they had La La Land go over brother. So they had La La Land win at first and then switched it to Moonlight to stir some controversy. They copied the same Steve Harvey angle. They've been doing this for 89 years and never fucked up this badly. It's obvious now that they printed two "Best Actress" envelopes, because Emma Stone said she finna took the envelope with her. The gave Warren Beatty the second envelope to confuse him and faye. They're too old fucks so they wouldn't know the difference and they put the heat on them instead.

>>79869391
>Max_Payne_ruins_a_steak.webm

>>79870167
Fuck off, hairlet

>>79872501
That's probably one of those Scientology ''assistants''.

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How come the man is getting all the heat and blame when the woman is the one who blurted out LA LA LAND

>>79872947
Because Warren is a FUCKING WHITE MALE
But it's probably actually because he was the one who stood up and explained and apologised for it

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>>79868247

>Literally the lowest point in Oscar history. So cringe worthy and terrible.

BEST TIMELINE EVER THE WINNING NEVER STOPS

I like how they apologised directly to the movie. Like Homer Simpson writing to them.

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>>79869393
>In the end, who wins?

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>>79872656
>mfw they have a Dusty finish at the oscars

>>79873012
Looking forward to his inevitable tweet

>glad I skipped it. Disaster!

>>79872221
I wouldn't say its her fault either. She thought he was pausing for dramatic effect, and she thought he wanted her to say it, that's why she took only a quick look to save everyone the suspense. It was the oscars fault and they should have come on stage to take full responsibility instead of letting Warren try to explain. bastards

Couldn't have been worse with the racial tensions, unless of course the moonlight crew had come on stage first and it was actually La la that won

>>79873084
>rodney dangerfield used to be a wrestler

who knew?

>>79872947
>when you have the brain of the average /leftypol/ user

The mad panic when no one actually knows who rightfully won backstage, it would have been traumatic

>>79872501
Is that to make sure that he stays a Hothead at all times?

>>79870167
fuck off or i fucking kill you

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>>79872947

i dont get it. they are calling for best picture and it only says emma stone (1 actress on it)

obviously something is wrong and thats not a best picture card. can't wait for these baby boomers to die out.. they r just so dumb

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>>79873049

>I like how they apologised directly to the movie.

lmao. this post deserved more, gang.

>>79873090
>Spend all night attacking Trump
>bumble it up during the most crucial moment
I have to wonder if they were trying to bait him into making fun of the oscars so they can continue to feel like they're being persecuted. I kind of hope he completely ignores them and doesn't give them the satisfaction.

Whatever their reason was, expect this moment to be highlighted during the marketing for next year's show with a tagline like "Anything can happen at the oscars! Don't miss it!"

>>79868102
He's upset, obviously he's taking his frustration out on the wrong person but I'd be mad too if I thought I'd won Best picture then "oops my bad lol"

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>>79868102

The absolute panic on Kimmel's face is a thing of beauty.

I'm just happy Moonlight won

>>79873249
>I kind of hope he completely ignores them and doesn't give them the satisfaction.
Kek tough luck

the great irony here is that warren's film should've won best picture

>>79869484
>>79869557
>>79869393
there are literally just 2 people that know who won, and they are the 2 that you see coming in the theatre handcuffed to the briefcase containing the envelopes.
the double copy is due to backup in case of loss or destruction and because the 2 people stand backstage at either side, so the presenters can come out from either side as well
The Best actress presenter came out from stage right so that envelope was used, the 2 old bags came out from stage left and were handed the wrong UNUSED best actress envelope.
The guy who fucked up should lose his job
Dont blame Beatty, he's fuycking 1000 years old, was presenting in front of millions on tv, it's a bit hard to be quick on your feet as him that moment, and he also tried to play it off and say something, but that hole beside him didnt get it

>>79873311
what the fuck was kimmel even doing. they were trying to rectify the situation and it was like he was trying to stop them, kept saying stupid shit like "you should keep the awards"

>>79868648

Dear god, you followed me from /a/ to post that terrible fucking fictionpress story? Please stop. It's bad. You know it's bad. I've explained to you why it's bad like six different times over the years.

>>79868102
>>79873262
he's not taking his frustration out on anybody? he's just fixing the fucking problem. people were confused and needed to see the card ASAP

>>79873473

>kept saying stupid shit like "you should keep the awards"

Probably because he didn't want a visible exchange of the awards from one party to another on stage. He was worried that it wouldn't look very good at all if that happened.

And he was right. Lmao.

I love how neo-/tv/ gets triggered like crazy by this shit, its meltdown is hilarious to watch

>Warren, you senile fuck!
Whoa, did Raimi direct this ceremony?

>>79868707
a gaggle of jews working hard to correct the record

Based Ozzy Man with the critical analysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJgdAuoLvHc

it wasn't warren's fault necessarily, but he's still fucking stupid for going through with it when it was clear something was wrong. you're still an idiot for allowing the best actress card to be read out as best picture

>>79870648
>sad
Many such cases

>>79873691
its just backup.
they wanted to tease the chimps and sjws for telling them what to do.

>>79873691
he was shocked and even muttered emma stone

he had a space of ten seconds to react to it before faye kind of looked annoyed at him and read it

most nominees don't ever look at their envelops until they open it

>>79872622
American here. I thought they were the same person for a long time too.

But I can safely say, now that I realized they're separate

Kimmel > Fallon

>>79867866
>THANKS FOR RUINING THE OSCARS
But that was the only worthwhile part of this entire shitshow. It was funnier than anything that Jimmy Kimmel said.

>>79872656
dont work yourself into a shoot,brother.

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>>79869484

>>79867866
He knew moonlight was only getting the oscar because they were black and wanted to give it to the actual winner.

Great respect for this man

>>79868102
God this is the cringiest shit I have seen in my life. Look at their faces. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>79868102
This made me sad and I haven't even watched La La Land or Moonlight yet. It just seems unfair to have that happen to you.

>>79874033
there's another site you need to go back to

>>79872947
did you check your FUCKING A WHITE MALE privilege today, shitlord?

>>79867966
no, we were shifting out of the meme dimension

>oscar ratings tanking over the years
>let's drum up controversy
>plebs fall for it
I thought you people were better than this

>>79874436
it was a mistake you fucking moron

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>>79867866
He wanted to do that, you could see him setting it up before he read the card.
Then he got visibly upset only when that numale cuck made the announcement and ruined the punchline he wanted to deliver

It screwed up the finishing touch, he was going to BTFO everybody

>>79869081
What if it was some /ourguy/ who deliberately switched envelopes to create a shitstorm?

>>79868102
Actually, props to that guy for clearing up the situation swiftly. It was a clusterfuck, nobody knew what to do and he took charge.

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>>79867866

>>79868102
We all know who the bald cuck is then.

>>79868102
Doesn't matter who really should've won, no one deserves to have that happen to them.

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>whites are using this to get angry at blacks
>blacks are using this to get angry at whites
>men are using this to get angry at women
>women are using this to get angry at men
>it was just an honest mix up

>>79869853
I have to agree. All /tv/ does is regurgitate bane and other forced memes.

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Why the Academy twitter posted La La Land as winner if they knew it was Moonlight the winner?

It really makes you think guys

>>79875962
As if some "community relations" person makeing minimum wage knows what the winners are.

>>79872656
BASED CARTER WORKING MOVIE MARKS INTO A SHOOT

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>>79868102
why is he so angry? it was just a mistake Jesus Christ

when was the last time the oscars were a proper reward show based on merit instead of a political fuckfest, i can't even remember

atleast cannes is going strong still

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>>79867866

(((Hollywood))) did this stunt to discredit Warren

>>79876800
When you stayed in /pol/

>>79876960

fuck off dumbass, poltards hate cannes

>>79876800
>atleast cannes is going strong still

yeah the festival that gave their highest prize to daniel blake and dhepan are not political fuckfests lmao

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>As the Academy has explained many times, two officials from the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse (the official tabulators of the Academy Award ballots) have been stationed in the wings at every Academy Awards ceremony since 1953 just in case such a situation should arise. If a wrong name were ever read, one of the officials would immediately step up to the podium and announce the correct winner.
Bravo amerilards

>>79876960
Fuck off retard.
>>79876800 is right. The oscars has been shit for years now. It devalues the entire award.

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>>79869154

What getting caught part of his plan?

That bald-headed turbo faggot needs his ass stomped for treating Clyde Barrow in such a fashion.

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>>79868102
>Rich Liberals in charge of doing anything properly.

Take this L

>le make the oscars go viral stunt

if you are falling for this you're retarded

>>79867866
Russians did it

Russians hacked the oscars

I demand a full investigation into Hollywood-Russian ties

>>79868102
Why do people think he's angry? Of course he's frustrated because he was just called on stage because they thought they won. He's just trying to fix it.
And the reason he seemingly pulls the card out of Warren's hand is because someone from the staff behind Warren is trying to grab the card instead, so he had to hurry before he couldn't show what was on it.

>be 5 minutes late to a federer 1R match
>he's serving for the match

>>79868848
>He hosted last year
Speaking of low IQ you stupid retarded piece of shit, Chris Rock hosted last year.

>>79868102
This is funny no matter how I look at it

At least they got to say their thanks on stage before handing the prize to the REAL winner

>>79868707
> black people launch "BLACK OSCSRS MATTER" campaign in 2016
> Jewish elites oblige and say were sry and we have listened and are opened minded and won't let innocent black actors be snubbed again.
> set off to work on several new black people movies
> their biggest one is embroiled in a rape controversey cause nigs gun nig
> finally in your big moment when u plan to make a big show of giving the blacks their just deserves, you accidentally the WHITEST movie on the roster
> desperatley run out on stage shouting "black people BLACK PEOPLE NO NO WE ARE SUPER SERIAL WE WANTED YOU TO WIN BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!
> black people embarassed because they feel like they are stealing undeserved oscars
> academy is embarassed because they couldn't even give their chosen people a legitemate win

This is a disaster

Why does this happen every year?


How hard is it to get this shit right, you spent millions on these shows every year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0aGrmPh5kY

I'm dying

if it was reversed nigs would be rioting in the streets

>>79872980
No, Warren is FUCKING A WHITE MALE, and YOU'RE A WHITE MALE.

Lord I'm glad I don't watch these things. I always look up who won after the fact and its always some stupid shit.

>>79870280
Trump gives you good dicking

>>79867866
ty based stupid hollywood celeb

>>79878961
this is brilliant

Holy shit, you guys actually give a shit about this ?

It's a fucking award show where a bunch of jews have decided who should be praised for some work done in a movie, and they will pick as many jews as they can without making it too obvious.

Some fucking mistake was made, I could not care less if La La Land or Moonlight gets 'best picture', it means jack shit.

>>79878422
Lol, I know this guy is memeing, but that does make some sense even if it is quite far-fetched.

>>79879379

calm down you no fun zone bore

What if the opposite happened? God, imagine the libcuck numales and sjw and "black twitter" tears.

>>79880036
>4chan filled with hundreds of shitskins btfo posts.

>>79868102
Fuck that bald asshole. Who is he? No one even knows his name now. Think anyone will know who he is when he's 80 like Warren Beatty.

Dude is a fucking piece of shit. I hope people are harassing him.

Why didn't he just read the card, say "wait this is the wrong card" and go get the right one?

Aren't actors supposed to be able to improvise?

>>79880327
He's old and was clearly confused.

Dumbass Faye Dunaway shouldn't have just snatched the card out of his hand and read it.

>>79868102
Poor Goose. He's the first to accept defeat then leave.

>>79880327
Because he doesn't wanna be tge one to rock the boat. Imagine if LaLa land really won but they just gave the emma stone card. Everyone would be yelling at beaty for being unsure and holding up the ceremony its a lose lose

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>>79868340
>>79868525

I'm seeing double here!

>>79876384
You'd be angry to if you were in a situation as embarrassing as that
>"you the best man, give your heartfelt spech your movie was so good"
>"lol, woops, nope, give them awards to the other guys and sit back down"

>>79869137

If he was smart he should've realized that it shouldn't have said Emma Stone on it at all. Let alone ONLY said "Emma Stone". Makes no sense why the Best Picture would have ONLY her name on it. Still not as much his fault as the people who gave him the wrong fucking card.

>>79881156

Oh nvm it wasn't even him who read it out...

How does something so simple get fucked up Jesus Christ

>>79881346
Two people are responsible for giving out the envelopes to the presenters. One of them clearly fucked up.

>>79881390

why is there more than one fucking envelope?

>>79881440
Should something happen to the one and only briefcase, the whole ceremony would be stopped. It's a backup thing.

>>79868880
>This can very likely tarnish his entire legacy.
It's just a mistake. Relax anon.

>>79881440
ones a backup alternative incase of chimpout.

>>79881390
Why it took so long to the fucker to realize his mistake and why he wasn't the one to apologize and correct the winner? Was he the fatass with the headset?

>>79881576
Google who was responsible for the envelopes and you'll see the two people from an accounting firm. Regarding on why it took so long, again, only two people knew the true result, and they were probably doing damage control (for example, calling their bosses) to see how to handle it. Obviously someone is losing his job because of this.

>>79869081
>Hollywood actors thinking for themselves

>>79872947
Because he stepped up to correct the situation (since, as a man, he's expected to) and that overeager bald cuck snatched the card away from him, as if he announced the wrong winner on purpose, and then latter that bloated alcoholic made fun of Warren to lighten the mood and hanged him out to dry. Fuck Hollywood.

>>79881647
>Obviously someone is losing his job because of this
LOL no one is going anywhere
this is all staged from beginning to end

>>79877224
>all-around embarrassing ordeal that tarnishes the business reputation of the accounting firm and the academy
>dude it was fake lmao wake up sheeple

I wish you people understood how retarded you sound, were you never bullied in high school?

Why are the vids being deleted from youtube?

>>79881821
How retarded can you be? The accounting firm loses reputation for this, probably losing millions, and you think this is staged? C'mon, you can't be this stupid.

>>79881576
No, the one with the headset just came up to the stage to "check" on the baldy's envelope and tell him there was a mistake. The PwC fuck up guy never showed up on stage, he just handed Beatty the right envelope and sent him back on stage to apologize on his behalf. Pretty fishy stuff how they handled the whole situation.

>>79881647
There is already a protocol in place in case someone makes a "mistake" announcing the correct winner on stage, and that is to have one of the PwC guys take the microphone and announce the correct winner, there's no need to call their boss for an answer or anything.

>>79881852
Because the Oscars are copyright claiming cucks

dunaway was the one that announced it and she has taken zero shit for it. he passed it to her so she could check it but she just blurted it out. warren was also the one trying to fix it afterwards, where was faye?

>>79870167
He's also a gay jew.

>>79881862
go look at the Steve Harvey incident
>did anyone get fired then?
>no
>then shut the fuck up

>>79867866
Partners and staff,

During last night's Oscars® broadcast, presenters Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty were mistakenly handed the wrong envelope announcing the Best Picture winner.

We anticipate this may be a topic of conversation with your clients and colleagues in the coming days. Below is a media statement if you are asked about this issue.

Should you receive any client inquiries, please direct them to Reggie Walker ([email protected]). Should you have any media queries, please direct them to Megan DiSciullo in US Public Relations ([email protected]). PR should handle all queries from the media.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Tim

Statement:

We sincerely apologize to Moonlight, La La Land, Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, and Oscar viewers for the error that was made during the award announcement for Best Picture. The presenters had mistakenly been given the wrong category envelope and when discovered, this was immediately corrected. We are currently investigating how this could have happened, and deeply regret that this occurred.

We appreciate the grace with which the nominees, the Academy, ABC, and Jimmy Kimmel handled the situation.

>>79881870
>There is already a protocol in place in case someone makes a "mistake" announcing the correct winner on stage
There is a protocol for that, alright. However, there isn't a protocol for giving out an incorrect envelope. And obviously, as soon as this happen both of the accountants contacted the director of the show, who then went to the stage (the one with the headset with a microphone). He is the same one who asked kimmel to not let anyone speak out (you can see him getting mad every time someone speaks to the public)

>>79867866
it's not his fault, it was still way more likely that La La Land actually won and that they just fucked up with writing emma stone on it

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>>79868503
Best thing he ever did.

>>79872472
Hawn was the OG frogfu.

>>79881931
>pwc
person with color dot com?
>topkek

>>79881928
Steve Harvey made a mistake, he was the presenter and that's it. Obviously he won't be invited again to host Miss Universe contest. Now here we have a firm which sole job is, after all is said and done, give the right envelope to be read. They failed. There will be consequences for that accounting firm.

how would you have handled the situation?

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

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Based Gosling

>>79882010
Either Martha Ruiz or Brian Cullinan.

>>79882057
he knew the entire time this was going on the internet like a California flashfire

>>79882057

His really crying but cant express emotion

>>79868503

anybody that thinks in absolutes is a joke themselves.

>>79881989
>I think this is the wrong card, this is a Best Actress award.
I know hindsight is 20/20, but he should've at least spoken up before those guys started making their acceptance speeches. What a nightmare

>>79872572
they're both unfunny

>>79882086
I doubt he even cares about "Best Picture" any more than we do, desu

>>79881940
Why would giving out an incorrect envelope be a special type of mistake that would require them both already senior account managers call whoever their boss is on Sunday, the director of the show, the host, a senior actor you already ridiculed and whoever that other lady with a badge was, to handle your fuck up in your place? This is fishy as hell and at the very least a sabotage on behalf of PwC the way I see it

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>>79882057
He clearly planned it with emma. She probably switched her card out.

She later said she had it the whole time, but clearly she didn't. She came straight from backstage to join everyone else from the movie and she doesn't have the card. So between the time Leo gave her the card and her going back on stage, she lost it.

>>79882146
>Why would giving out an incorrect envelope be a special type of mistake
You tell me buddy. If you still don't know, maybe you should Google "Oscars" and see the news about the event. Apparently, something went wrong!

>>79881984
>obviously he won't be invited back to host the Miss Universe
He's doing it for like 2 or 3 more years

>>79868525

AHAHAHAAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHA
*bends head over table*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
*takes a swing from vodka in water mug*

That's so great. Thanks for coming on the show OP

>>79882111
>What a nightmare

Warren didnt hide like Faye Runaway and was ready to explain everything, but damn that baldie almost ripped his arm along with the card.

They all act like the nicest people in the world until some SNAFU happens, then they're huge dicks.

>>79882196
Then the producer of the event are idiots. If I had a mechanic and the guy accidentally cut my breaks, I sure as hell wouldn't keep it as my mechanic.

>>79882222
Baldie wasn't trying to be rude to Warren, he saw the guy with the headset was collecting the envelopes, so he quickly grabbed it to tell everyone what happened. Watch the video again.

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>>79882182
It was DiCaprio

>>79882242
HA
>wah wah obviously he won't be invited back to host the Miss Universe
FUCKING TOLD BITCH

>>79882282
Fucking told uh? Let's wait and see what happens with PwC after the dust has settled. Then will see.
Bitch.

so how many people got fired for that blunder?

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>>79882278
Nah.... he gave her the card...

>>79882282
I wasnt telling him
>>79882242
Off. I was just saying Harvey was coming back

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Why do they hate Beatty-San?

>>79882380
Scapegoat

>>79882188
The thing is that it isn't a special case, giving the award to the right person takes priority over any other slippery slope and finding the culprit behind the mistake. The moment Faye said laland either one or both of the accountant guys should have rushed to the microphone and announce there was a mistake, this can't possibly take more than 3 minutes in any case. Trying to justify it selling us the idea that they first ran a micro investigation on the subject and only after they decided what happened, they decided to send someone on stage to correct their mistake for them. Ridiculous.

>>79868366
Poor Warren. He's based.

>>79868247
>La La Land's producers look like fools
>Moonlights win completely undermined
>Damien Chizelle being the youngest best director is forgotten about because of this
>Warren Beatty gets all the blame even though Faye Dunaway said it and sprinted off stage
>Warren still tried to fix it but is made out to look like a dumb old man
>Literally some fucking stagehands fault

I feel so bad for everybody involved

>>79882380
he's white and successful

>>79869154
>>79877155
Poor Goose, he looked so fucking embarrassed.