Oscars comfy thread 5 >tfw Gosling will never give you

All these meme films winning.

Best oscars ever?

>>79848134
First for FUCK MODS

>jennifer aniston will never give you her shades for you to suck on

Reminder that this is the non-reddit thread

Tourists can go back to the sticky

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Why isn't she there /tv/bros?

>/tv/ is unironically denying that kimmel is one of the greatest hosts

Soooooo mutually assured destruction when?

I don't care as long as everyone dies

>no reliable stream

>>79848134
how long till it's over?

dear god let it be over.

First for that fag I btfo with ease for posting fake news. Hit me up with (you)s as congratulations

>>79848368
She can't act.

la la land more like lol lol land get fucked

>>79848296
what would the meme pick for best picture?

>only place in the UK to watch Your Name is Swindon for one day in March

What do

>>79848387
30 minutes I think

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remember Seth McFerlane joking about jews and tits?

That was the first time I've ever seen poor people that close. It was so exciting!

>>79848368
is that the tits with a head sitting next to gosling?

>>79848380
comfy dot zone

>>79848401
Hacksaw Ridge so we can see based Mel

Will we go back to having an all white actors list next year?

>>79848380
http://tv4embed.com/usa/ABC-stream1.html
(has delay)

Suicide Squad confirmed to be on the level of top cinema.

The death montage is unironically my favorite part of the academy awards. Only genuine part of the show

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Are we hype lads?

/pol/ invaders are also not welcomed

>subtitles for clearly discernible english
#OscarsSoRacist

>>79848411
torrent it you friggin weeb

when is the in memoriam part lads?
cus I dunno how much more of this shite I can handle.

>>79848411
hold your breath and go

>>79848390
>can't come up with response to verfiable evidence
>HURR DURR FAKE NEWS

lmao you lost. loser.

>"It's like xanax"

>>79848308

Moonlight and Fences only seem like they're about blackness to you because they aren't starring white people.

whats with all the frogs?

OUR GIRL

>>79848368
literally I only know her from the golden compass

>where did her tits come from?

CUTE!

i think a garbage man has a more fulfilling and worthwhile job than an actor

i love movies but they arent that important

>>79848552
I'll agree with you on fences, but moonlight is entirely about blackness.

>french white and asian people only included in the first part of this bit

What?

Is that dark skinned guy the main character from Four Lions? That movie was great

Jesus, her teeth...

yikes

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BUNNYFU

>>79848505
Every other person was speaking french you fuck ass

>>79848547
Coming back for more after being so thoroughly destroyed? Lmao, hit the showers kiddo. Accept the L you took

>>79848380
git gud

>>79848479
Suicide Squad and Cinema Paradiso mentioned in the same montage.

DC confirmed for pure, liquid kino.

Deepwater Horizon had some really good effects tbqh

>>79848607
Your opinion is stupid, and I think you're a child.

PLEASE

SIT ON MY FACE

tnt la concha de tu madre

all the audience clapped when gene wilder came on screen... they are gonna baw when his face comes up on that rip bit

MARVEL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>79848607

A Hollywood actor who finds their work unfulfilling is compensated with more than enough resources to find fulfillment in other avenues of life.

>Jungle Book

are you fucking kidding me right now

FUCK JUNGLE BOOK

>>79848646
why are you so afraid of facts? is it because one day you'll have to face up to the prospect of being a virgin at 30?

>>79848626
yep

good film

strange plz

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that oscar was supposed to go to doctor strange!

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>The Jungle Book

the movie looked like shit

what

>>79848678
>The eternal peruiaryan

>>79848678
¿no lo tienen en tv pública o prefieres a los que anuncian en TNT?

>Doctor Strange lost

HAHA MARVEL BTFO

Kubo robbed twice now.

>>79848390
What a complete cunt of a man are you.
I hope you get hit by a dart bus

She did good, considering she was so nervous and shy on SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHbXLcFYmzI

M E M E S
E
M
E
S

>>79848719
8 more years, loser.

>>79848479
Did anyone cap this cutie?

Did anyone even see this fucking movie?

Jungle book had legitimately great CGI imo

>>79848696
That was last year

They made a film about Deepwater Horizon?

Jungle Book was a foregone conclusion.

HAHHA DISNEYMARVEL ON SUICIDEWATCH

Marvel cucks on suicide watch
absolutely BTFO

>>79848769
TNT Series lo tiene sin interpretes

>>79848719
Facts are an illusion

>>79848620
>moonlight is entirely about blackness.
How so? The only time race is really mentioned in the film is during the "In the moonlight, black boys look blue" line.

DUDE WEED

>>79848769
no

>>79848678
Yo tambien quiera ver a mi bunnyfu, mierda.

Duuuude time machine

FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKIMG SHIT THIS IS SO MOTHERFUCKING RETARTED WHY THE FUCK DIDNT DR STRANGE WIN THAT ONE TGW JUNGLE BOOK LOKKED LIKE A FUCKINH CIDEO GAME DR STRANGE WAS FUCKIMG BEATUILFUL FUCKING DUMB SRUPID SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>79848457
C CUP YOU THIRSTY PEDO

>you deserve a round of applause
what?

duuuuuude

>>79848607
Actors are completely trash human beings

DUDE

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>79848678

>No mirando desde un stream re piola sin traduccion en el smart tv

Spotted the pleb.

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>>79848754
:3 /our guy/

>>79848754
The Goose is on the loose.

DUDE WEED LMAO

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Fuck Seth Rogen and fuck Jewish people.

>>79848808
lmao looks like I touched a nerve. you still haven't provided any evidence it's fake. I guess that's why you'll always be the butt of everyone's joke.

DUDE TIMETRAVEL LMAO

Didn't Michael J Fox literally kill someone?

Here comes another Chinese earthquake

>>79848620
Films can be about blackness and not be propaganda, tho. Moonlight is a good movie about black people; Hidden Figures is the regular ol' cheap white guilt injection.

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Is Trump the most famous celebrity of all time? Is that while they're all so butthurt over him? Because he's more famous?

OH SHT ITS THAY MRTYRTRTDT MCFYLLYRYRY

Ellen Degenerate STFU scummy bitch

>>79848931
uso el sap papu

>>79848952
DUDE TIME TRAVELING WEED

Reminder that half of the academy don't even watch the films before voting

when you consider how vocal in every single fucking segment this event was last year because of black people and shit, and you had joe biden muh wage gap, and lady gaga singing about rape and all that other shit, this event is ridiculously quiet. even all the trump mentioning has been moderately subtle

MORE LIKE MARTY MCHIGH RIGHT DUDE WEED LMAO

>>79848967
no that was broderick

>look at the state of fox
;_;

they arent using a steady cam so it looks like michael isnt shimmying as much

>>79848984
he's not famous enough to win the popular vote apparently.

Why do they have to bring out Michael j fox? It's already sad to see and they could've done any other movie and actor

>>79848984
mb a little bit of this but mainly cos their team lost

>>79848967

That's Matthew Broderick

Never watched any of the Back to the future movies

> A A L L LITT LE B B ITT F F OR YOU
What did Michael J Fox mean by this?

>mjf
vibrates through walls

I what fucking drugs is Michael j fox on? He's slurring his words and shaking like a motherfucker

Poor MJF. :(

>>79848876
The movie is entirely about the experience of gay blacks and things unique to them.

>dude weed just describing the film as if it's a profound insight

Who thought of these fucking bits

>>79849104
they're schlock

>>79849104
theyre kino

why doesn't he just stand still?

Bro seeing Marty McFly like that was heartbreaking desu.

>>79849154
>>79849155
both are true. they're schlocky kino.

YES BASED MEL

>>79848984
ronald reagan was infinitely yuger

BASED MEL

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>>79849127

DO WE SEE TWO FOR HACKSAW RIDGE?

MEL

M E L G I B S O N

TAKES ANOTHER ONE TO THE HOUSE

>>79849127
Very funny.

as long as it isnt fucking la la land

>Michael J Fox

LITERALLY SHAKING

DEAR GOD BRIE LARSON IS SO GORGEOUS

YEAH! ANOTHER ONE FOR MEL'S MOVIE. THOSE OLD GUYS IN THE ACADEMY LOVE WWII MOVIES.

MEL DOES IT AGAIN

BASED MEL IS GOING TO DO IT

CANT QUELL THE MEL

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HE'S BACK

The Oscars look silver this year

>Hacksaw Ridge
>best editing

someone post the webms

MEL IS BACK BABY

>>79848380
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2648

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>Mel wins during Lefty Circlejerk Fest
CONTROVERSIAL

Michael J. Fox tries so hard, poor guy

>>79849042
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/academy%20kids%20animation/

WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Hacksaw Ridge is cliche trash but the technical aspects of it are great.

BASED MEL

JEW ROGEN BTFO

>bazinga-tier shit

Pure cringekino

someone please tell me you screencapped that mel face just now

>>79849255
Godling will win best actor

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MEL IS SO HAPPY

Hacksaw was the MOTY of 2016 to me

THAT RAISED FIST WAS THE SIGNAL

INITIATE THE RACE WAR

>>79849257
audible kek

>>79849134
Getting bullied isn't unique to gay blacks. I've seen a shit ton of straight white nerds getting bullied in films.

Being poor isn't unique to gay blacks. I've seen a shit ton of poor straight white people in films.

Falling in love isn't unique to gay blacks. I've seen a ton of straight white people in love in films.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS

POO
O
O

>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes

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>>79849314
>tfw you started this meme

>>79848380
Best: http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2648

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>>79849432

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post yfw based mel wins best director

>No candy for Casey

this seems racist kek

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WE DID IT /POL/

>>79849546
Oh my god the butthurt would be soooooo great

>>79848134
>that fat guy with the mustache sitting next to the nubile slave boy
>Kimmel talking about candy
Jesus Christ does this guy know Dan Schneider

this is fucked up

also are red vines, lemon heads, mike and ikes, and juinor mints all the same parent company? who am I kidding of course they are, I dont need to check

>lifting up the niglet like an animal

I'm dying.

>>79849532
Did he use him as a shield?

>>79849532
>Academy Award for Best Editing

what a fucking joke. who did mel pay off to win this?

why has nobody managed to surpass or equal Joe Pesci's speech since

>>79849571
all your butt buddies are over on the sticky

go away, this is the thread for real /tv/ posters

Based Mel does it again

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>>79849546

>Will Smith is
>Nigga Knight Bright

DO NOT LET THE DANISH "SILENT NIGHT" WIN

>>79849635

Hm, maybe because he played in a movie that's called Lion?

That girl was a qtp2t

Who is that titty monster

>will smith plays him self: the movie

Wow what range

>>79849707
dat hags face behind him tho hahahaha

>>79849532
LOL WHAT THE FUCK

guess i dont need to waste my time watching that

wow thats bad

>Will Smith in a Netflix original movie

will it be good anons?

>>79849626
Like half of this is just shoe-horning in companies

>>79849707
RAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAR

dang will smith will do anything for money

>halfway
>an hour and a half to go
fucking hell

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>>79849685
right, sorry!

>>79849707
still looks mentally unstable desu

>tfw the technical categories are getting you hyped for a Mel upset but then La La Land will just sweep the relevant awards

>>79849801
pls no

I just wanna see the rip tribute part

wew

SALMA LOOKIN GOOD

Anybody got the acestream link?

BEST. TITS. EVER.

time for more political bombs

is designated survivor good?

those fucking melons brehs

>>79849806
Lexi is so based

damn those tits fàm

also that nigga sounds like Matt Berry

>>79849950
Its so shit its insulting

Its an abc property

>>79849950

It's campy but alright

>50 years old
Salma Hayeks still got it lads

Stop reminding me of what a wasted opportunity designated survivor was

>>79849950
It's entertaining.

Did she call the documentarians heroes?

REFUGEES BTFO

RESCUE WORKERS RULE

Of course. Here comes "dumbf is bad" again

theres only 45 min left with ads which is like less than a half hour

they better get this thing moving

What's with all the poo in loo commercials tonight?

>designated survivor
fucking subtle

White Helmets deserved it, as did Extremis

Who is this semen demon. I'll show her my white helmet if you know what I mean baybeee.

It's gonna be the fucking white helmets pro-islamic militant propaganda

Purely because the cinematographer can't attend because DRUMPF

>>79850122

YASSSSS

>6 years
THANKS OBAMA

someone should get actors who lose to donate their written speeches and give the money to a charity

Can you have a cooler name than Orlando van Einsiedel?

>quoting the Quran

Why not just go ahead and rape a child while you're at it?

>6 years
What's that was about anyway?

see that is how you make a political statement

Mel better be sitting down

>best short documentary
this category needs to be dropped honestly

>based Mel is so good he unblacklisted himself
it's a wonderful sight to see

>HOLLYWOOD LITERALLY ENDING A WAR BY GETTING OUT OF THEIR SEATS

HOW DO THEY DO IT?

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>stand and applause to end war in syria

kek, the "white hats" is literally fake news.

it's palestinaianwood fiction

ahhhh just made $70 betting on this weeks ago

The white helmets are shady af

>>79850236
oh my

BLACKED

the black dude has a dope voice

>>79850122
white helmets is a lying scam organization it was propaganda

Why do white people keep winning?

HAHAHA FUCK U DANISH KEKOLDS

>dat scripted speech
hahahahahahaha

BLACKED

>Videos and pictures published on the internet show members of the White Helmets carrying arms, waving the flag of Jabhat al-Nusra (al-Qaeda in Syria), or disrespecting corpses of Free Syrian Army soldiers. In one of the videos, the White Helmets facilitate an execution carried out by al-Nusra.[62] A video of al-Nusra executing someone by firing squad which was facilitated by the White Helmets can be viewed at the following link

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>79850338
source?

/r/ing that image where syriageneral proves that the white helmets are working with Al Nusra Front and committing warcrimes in Syria.

>>79850221
it will all fall apart tonight when he gets wasted at the after party and assaults weinstein

>>79850338
>>79850264

Hm, I wonder who could be behind these posts.

>>79850249
Fuck off Ahmad

>Literally look up White Helmets on wikipedia.
>The page has already updated it as an oscar winner.

Why so fast?

>tfw acestream broke
What the fuck do I do now /tv/

>>79850427
I shill for Assad for free m8

Regardless they're pieces of shit, as are most players in this war

is the oscars always this shit?

Who's the girl next to Ryan Gosling for fuck's sake

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>>79850028
>50

what the fuck

>>79850523
Yep

DUDE TRUMP LMAO

now I can't stand him

>>79850397
they stage their photos

lol xd more trump jokes

HAHA GUYS DRUMPF

FUCK DRUMPFOLINI

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>literally giving an Oscar to a movie that glorifies Al-Nusra Front

>>79850523
Duh

Read it and wip hollywood, 45 President of these United States.

DRUMPF BTFO!!!!!!!!

DUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAODUDE TRUMP LMAO

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NUKE US
U
K
E

U
S

>>79850553
His sister I think

Leslie Mann makes my peepee diamonds

Cringe

>In April 2016, on the way to receive the 2016 Humanitarian Award from the Washington DC-based group InterAction, Dulles Airport officials denied entry to Raed Saleh, the leader of the Syria Civil Defense. U.S. Customs and Border Protection did not publicly disclose why the agency prevented Saleh from entering the country

His denial of entry had nothing to do with Trump, the government clearly knows something more about this nice little propganda outfit

do the Lefties not realize their obsession with Trump helped him get elected? they really should just stop and let Trump ruin himself

>>79850553
It's his sister jfc shut up

We sure showed him.

FUCK DRUMPF AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would watch the Sci Tech Awards. Seriously..that probably sounds better than the Oscars

Leslie Mann makes my dick diamonds why bros

>>79850589
Whats the source though?

le asian cuck up next

they don't realise how embarrassing this is

This is so unfunny

haha so many triggered /pol/tards in here

even the cringiest, most lame joke about Trump btfo you guys

>44 years old
John Cho is eternal

>>79850685
>>79850650
I'm gonna fap now

>>79850675
shhhh they might read it and learn

>>79850713
you have a thing for your mom

THIS SEGMENT SPONSORED BY SAMSUNG™ AND TWITTER™

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>>79850564
I wanna see them tittes hang

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>>79850589

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>>79850523
Of course

The best thing about it are the waifu pics

Leslie Mann only has a career because of Judd Apatow right?

>>79850761
m8 yer the only one who seems triggly diggly

Ditzy airheaded actors

Concepts not even that difficult to understand

>HAHAHA FUCK FILMMAKERS

>the academy honored 5 cameras

top fucking kek

HAHAHAHA SCIENTISTS ARE NERDS LMAO

Oh, btw, why aren't young girls joining tech?

>>79850713
>>79850652
You like dumb airhead bitches

>>79850802
what movie is this? looks neat

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HE REPLIED

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>>79850868
>cameras
KEK

>>79850765
*Internal

>>79850427
look it up stupid. stop believing all the msm shit shoved down your throat

>>79850804
at least you have that I guess...
I'm not emotionally attached to any of these films or actresses.

theres just no way they wrap this up by 8:30

theyre still planning the mean tweets

>>79850564
Latin don't be crackin bruh

Has Scarjo taken the stage yet?

>>79850730
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Helmets_(Syrian_Civil_War)#Criticism

>>79850950
Why are you here?

>>79850914
That must be iit!
Thanks anon

>>79850564
you can defnitely see it to her face that she aged

>>79850929
pls be real

>>79850995
>Wikipedia

>>79851020
I'm still convinced you want your mom.

>>79851039
Nope, no activity for the last 8 hours.

>>79850948

Yes, trust /pol/ and Breitbart only.

for all of you sucking mels cock and making all those threads

HE HASNT STEPPED FOOT ON STAGE TONIGHT

HE HASNT WON SHIT

>>79851077
If Leslie Mann was my mum then sure.

ISNT MERYL SO AMAZING

>>79850980
Is she banging Evans?

>>79851011
I need a reason m8? whoaa sorry I upset you.

I'm here for the RIP part

>>79851020
Nothing wrong with liking bimbos though

stop fucking talking about streep

NEW THREAD
>>79851050
>>79851050
>>79851050

>Meryl Streep

oh boy more drumpf coming up

>>79851058
>Videos and pictures published on the internet show members of the White Helmets carrying arms, waving the flag of Jabhat al-Nusra (al-Qaeda in Syria), or disrespecting corpses of Free Syrian Army soldiers. In one of the videos, the White Helmets facilitate an execution carried out by al-Nusra.[62] A video of al-Nusra executing someone by firing squad which was facilitated by the White Helmets can be viewed at the following link at the 3 minute 3 second mark:[63]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSgKdo9NKCU&app=desktop

>>79851039
unfortunately no

>5am
>hype as fuck as if i've had 2 redbulls and 6 cigarettes

time for meryl streep rant

>>79851109
>sceptical of a player in the fucking syrian civil war
>must be a drumpftard

Are you retarded?

>>79850929
this is fake

"hehe lets give streep something so she can give a speech"

>mean tweets
fuck off with this shit

is this guy going to fall asleep on stage

Who still has that bingo thing? Was mean tweets on it?

>>79849806
Damn i would lick cum off her feet

tranny alert on that thing in the stands

>>79848134
Absolutely fucking robbed by casy im fucking livid! Gosling deserved that shit