even /tv/ will admit that this would have been a better

dormammuivecometobargain

What?

dormmuivecmtbrgn

WHAT?

You can't admit something that's not true, no one wanted or wants goose to play strange, nothing about him says wisdom. He is better playing Cannonball or Villian, when was the last time goose got to be bad?

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>>79825476

>>79825476
Too good for capeshit

>>79825476
>caring about acting in capefilms
lmao

>>79825476
Your mother should have swallowed you

"Dormammu"

>Chews toothpick
>Puts on fingerless gloves
>Makes meaningful eye contact

"I've..."

>Breaks eye contact
>"Real Human Being" plays faintly in the background
>Punches Christina Hendricks
>Thirty more solid seconds of complete silence
>Makes eye contact again

"Come to bargain."

>>79825600
Dude, I've come to Bargain.

Woah.

>>79825476
The movie had bigger problems than that.

>>79825644
Perfect post

>>79825600
nah he is C O N S T A N T I N E

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

Shuma, I've come to debate.

Chthon, I've come to banter.

Set, I've come to have a chinwag.

Nightmare , I've come to brainstorm.

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>>79825644

my hands are a little shaky