Why the FUCK isn't hank hill in prison for life?
Lets take a look at his rap sheet
>Blows up the Mega lo mart, killing buckley
>Murders debby in cold blood after she threatens to tell Peggy about their affair
>Blows up dozens of SUVs because he didn't know sticker price
>Floods hundreds of homes in arlen after comandeering a dam
>Burns down a fire house
>illegally immigrates from mexico
>Falsifies documents stating hes a woman
>Brings weapons into a school and teaches children how to use them
>>79816886
Appleseed blew up the SUVs
>>79816987
No that was the kid he met at the copy store
>>79816886
>Buckley had no training in the use of explosive petrochemicals
>dumb whore
>millennial douchefags
>the guy monitoring the dam deserted his post
>piece of trash old volunteer insisted on using his tacky fire hazard lamp
>beaner fucked over his guests and the mexican government broke his thumbs by giving up proof of citizenship
>bureaucratic red tape by a government similar to mexicos
>carpentry tools aren't weapons you basic cunt
boomhauer covers his ass
>>79816886
>>Brings weapons into a school and teaches children how to use them
how is educating children a bad thing?
what a cuck
all hail the queen
>>79818326
I want to watch a 6 episode mini-series of Boomhauer doing Texas ranger stuff.
Why aren't we allowed to have cartoons that espouse conservative values anymore?
>>79818534
Because conservatives need to make them
>>79818534
>Republican president
>Republican Congress
What's stopping you
>>79818794
Conservatives are actually doing things to improve our country instead of just making cartoons bitching about shit they don't like.
God, has it been that long already?
>>79818534
>implying people don't refer to silicon valley as millennial nu-male garbage on here despite being made by the same fucking guy
>>79818835
Such a satisfying ending though
>Almost the entire show is Hank dealing with raising Bobby and how he doesn't understand him
>Hank wants nothing more than Bobby to follow in his footsteps
>Bobby becomes an expert meat grader and can work in a job that compliments Hanks
>Hank finally accepts Bobby and is proud
You're forgetting buying and distributing crack cocaine.
>>79819422
Is Hank the best cartoon character ever?