Is Hollywood ever going to make a realistic foreveralone movie?

>tfw I unironically look 100% exactly like this except the pattern on the sweater
I-Is there hope for me?

>>79809542
yeah, remember to just be yourself and you'll get a gf someday

>>79809542
Yeah, if you shave you'll look like Ryan Gosling then you'll be swimming in pussy

>>79809676
But the moustache takes away attention from my face and makes me look more manly. I look like a boy if I fully shave

>>79809407
Wtf when did the Goose star in a Lindybeige biopic?!

>>79809764
Then you don't look 100% like this

>>79809407
taxi driver?

>>79809407
>it's far too positive
I'm curious what would be the right level of positivity for you. The protagonist spends thirty years crying about >tfw no gf then kills himself, alone in front of his shitty birthday cake?

>>79809407
Her is pretty foreveralone
maybe American Splendor

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>>79809936

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>>79809936
>The protagonist spends thirty years crying about >tfw no gf then kills himself, alone in front of his shitty birthday cake

>>79809407

Yeah, literally The Lobster.

It was foreveralone kino

>>79809407
Naked 1993
anything by Mike Leigh

>>79809661
Yeah bro I'll remember that "JUST be yourself"

As if that's all we ever are and look where that got us

I swear whoever came up with that and all those who repeat it need to be kicked in the teeth

>>79809661
"Just be yourself."

t. 11/10 millionaire movie star

>>79810062
He's not alone though he's just a massive autist who got divorced and found someone else mid-movie

Terrible recommendation

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>>79809936
Sounds about right dog

>>79810071
>>79810100
Just be yourself means don't sweat it and just stay natural.
Since that projects confidence it is indeed a good tip

>>79810071
It's true though.

>>79810066
>Naked 1993
It's about a sarcastic homeless guy who spends the movie fucking around with two girls, screwing one of them and possibly the other. How the hell is he anywhere close to your average foreveralone sadsack?

>>79810115
yeah girls love that confidence shit

>>79810115
>>79810127
Yeah stop being someone else you fag virgins

>>79809767
Kek

>>79810154
if you watched the movie you'd understand, just because he fucked some girls doesn't stop him from being alone

>>79810102
what about his friend who wants to be a parrot?

>>79810115
What if yourselfs natural state isn't walking around like you have an iron rod rammed up your ass. What if your natural self isn't puffing out his chest 24/7 to feign confidence

Maybe those who go around saying to "be yourself" aren't even being themselves and are too stupid to realize it

>>79809407

>tfw one of those doll hobby fuckers bought Bianca
>tfw he was upset because it didn't come with a vagina so he had them install one so he could fuck it which he said he has done

It's in a documentary about doll lovers, you even see the authenticity certificate.

Poor Bianca.

>>79810115
A lot of socially awkward guys are just unpleasant douches once they get comfortable enough to express themselves.

>>79810190
I watched it, it's one of my favorite movies. It's still a very different kind of loneliness. Saying he's a robot is like saying you're just like Batman because he spends a lot of time sulking in his basement.

>>79809764
You don't look manly with that moustache stop fooling yourself. You probably look like a child molester because of it.
Shave that shit off.

>>79810190
haha yeah lol xD i cn relate because i havent been laid for a week lol

>>79810217

"just be yourself" is great advice because it doesnt attract people you wont even like and waste time trying to fake for and doesnt scare away people you're actually compatible with like faking does, but unfortunately both normies and losers on here are shallow as fuck and dont want real connections with others they just want to be accepted by popular people so requesting honesty seems counter productive to most

>>79810216
Dude the movie is terrible. It has Colin Ferrel in it.
On top of that, it's quite possibly the worst role he's ever played

>>79810239
i didn't say he's a robot
but you're right is is a different loneliness, i'd say the worst kind
people don't seem to understand you can be foreveralone even in a relationship and friendships

>>79810319
>people don't seem to understand you can be foreveralone even in a relationship and friendships
That's just regular loneliness.

>>79810299
You sound like you just graduated high school

>>79809407
Forever alone types don't go to the movies.

>>79809407
Happiness

>>79810319
>people don't seem to understand you can be foreveralone even in a relationship and friendships
You literally don't know what that means, kill yourself

>>79809407
So some neckbeard spends his days alone forever, never really trying anything, never really risking anything, but also never coming closer to what he wishes for so much that he convinced himself that he can't possibly have it ever. You may think that the source of the problem is found in society, just look at /pol/ and other boards that try to nurture this illusion that everybody is wrong but you, even though the odds are absolutely against that possibility. Women are cruel subhumans, jews are controlling the world and immigration is ruining your country. That may not solve any problems for you, but at least you can feel special and "redpilled". And that's the real problem right there. You guys have reached a point where you are not even trying to actually solve your problems, but instead invest all your time and effort into trying to feel good about it. 4chan is nothing but a huge circlejerk of failures convincing each other that YOU are the ones who are right and the rest are wrong, despite the obvious evidence of your own unhappiness. When you arrived at that point of alienation, then you are truly lost forever.

But what's the story to tell here? That you are all failures and buried yourselves into your own sorrow and made sure it's deep enough so nobody can save you? Because that is what a realistic, true to life depiction of that topic would give you. It would completely unveil that what you are living is a self-fulfilling prophecy. For some reason you ended up where you are now, but instead of getting out, you dug deeper and deeper. How could you ever be happy when you convinced yourself that being happy implies that you become part of everything you concluded is wrong with this world? It's a story that is divergent in it's nature, it ends nowhere. Should we all feel sorry? No, we don't. You never tried and secretly you are very happy with where you are right now, so go ahead and drown in your own shit, nobody cares.

>>79810305
what about his sextape

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>>79809767
Underrated

>>79810439
>inb4 "no, I hate myself too, you can't criticize me" smartass replies

>>79810441
What about it? His acting is bad period.
Stop shilling Colin Ferrel movies you pleb

>>79809767
He's so obsessed with beige he uses a CRT monitor with a modern windows8 computer because it's beige

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>>79810439
>>79810478

Yeah, no. I'm alone because I'm really picky about women and am also a pussy-ass coward at the same time. I don't consider myself "redpilled", men and women are equally bad and good, and I've never had a period in my life where I cared about jews more than about anyone else. Your mad little tirade might describe the vocal minority, but that's it.

Have a good day, friend.

Taxi Driver is the only movie to get the whole crippling loneliness right.
Her, Eternal Sunshine, and Lost in Translation are all normie bullshit.

>>79809407

Look at it this way, OP: if it happened all the "foreveralones" on /tv/ who felt implicated by it would immediately start trying to reassure themselves and each other that it really wasn't accurate,

>>79810299
So what happens if you're a complete cunt and follow the "be yourself" advice?

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>>79810872
sorry man

>>79810872
If you're a permavirgin, then at best you'll face rejection time after time.
They can smell it on you. You can't escape it by acting as if you're not a total loser, girls always know.

However, get some Paxil, your confidence will go through the roof. You'll suddenly be the centre of attention, talking to everything with a moist hole between its legs.

The only issue is, that thanks to one of the side effects you won't be able to cum.

Basically we're all fucked mate.

>>79810753
There has to be more though.
Taxi Driver is well known, this thread is meant to root out the more obscure titles.

>>79810965
I've been on a heavy regimen of psychotropics for so long I can't even remember the last time I had an erection. On the plus side I feel amazingly peaceful almost all the time.

>>79809767
This made me apprehensive. Do you guys think Lloyd has ever felt a woman's touch (swing dancing doesn't count, it's not the 20s anymore and everyone involved is therefore autistic)?

>>79810965
>They can smell it on you. You can't escape it by acting as if you're not a total loser, girls always know.

What the fuck am I even reading? How thinly-veiled are your autistic screeches when you talk to women?

>confidence
What a fucking maymay. Just talk to a chick like she's a normal human being, what the fuck, do you think you're James Dean trying to romance Liz Hurley you silly fuck?

>>79809407
>Is Hollywood ever going to make a realistic foreveralone movie?

Hollywood? No

Only Todd Solondz could make one

>>79809936
>The protagonist spends thirty years crying about >tfw no gf then kills himself, alone in front of his shitty birthday cake
That'll do Scoob. That'll do

>>79811047
>They can smell it on you.

They can and he's right. He's more in tune with the subliminal. You're just a dumb aspiring normie who dives in head first

Maybe that's what will make you successful when it comes to finding someone

>>79810719
So you know the truth about the jews?

>>79811194
Or maybe you're just an insecure mildly paranoid recluse.

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>>79811250

If by "truth", you mean that they're just normal people like anyone else and there's no global conspiracy, then yes.

>>79809542
Dude, if you're a Ryan Gosling lookalike, there's more hope for you than most people on here.

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>>79809661
i want this meme to die,
and i want to die with it

>>79811441
Meh. A tan a beard and a haircut.
SS+GOMAD and he's an 8/10

Women only care about money either way

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>>79811323
I'm not the one you're replying to, but why would he be considered paranoid?
It's not just women, it's everyone. Losers act different in small ways that most people can pick up on. Not just in relation to women, but in general.

Maybe the best way I could try to explain is the visible desire to be approved of, the way people can see that they could ruin your day just by saying something mean about you, the willingness to lie about yourself if you think telling the truth might have adverse effects etc.

>>79810115
>be yourself
>confidence
>implying

>>79811489
you're literally delusional, kill yourself

>>79811489
he could just turn off the lights

everyone can be a 10 in the dark

>>79810439
yeah some people try all the time and still fail, some people have serious mental health issues, not everyone who feels alone are petty hate filled bigots, why do you have so much negative feelings towards lonely people anyway?

>>79811441
at least he isn't bald (yet)

>>79809407
pic related is the Goose acting in a distinctively non-Goosy role. Thus: No.

>>79810439
spot on

>>79809936
He rides into the sunset with a real girl who understands how he FEEELS (just like everyone in the movie) in the end.

>>79811047
>Just talk to a chick like she's a normal human being
She won't talk to us like a normal human being.

You are deluded if you haven't seen this kind of thing, you've probably participated in it. The socially awkward male who tries to socialize with the normies, but doesn't have quite the right haircut, speaks in a slightly unusual voice, uses last season's lingo, doesn't have a fashionable taste in music, all these little things in our stuck up decadent society will out you as an outsider and people will hate you forever for 1 slip up. Chimpanzees have a natural tribal instinct to beat outsiders to death, especially males, and so do humans.

It is easy for you, in high school you socialized for 10000+ hours while we were completely socially isolated and basically alone during this crucial period of development. It is like you're a concert pianist saying "dude just play Beethoven's sonata #14 3rd movement lmao".

>>79811323
>insecure mildly paranoid recluse
If you can correctly identify >>79811194 as an "insecure mildly paranoid recluse" through the internet then surely women will be able to tell when someone is a total loser in a face to face encounter.

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>>79811770
>is easy for you, in high school you socialized for 10000+ hours while we were completely socially isolated and basically alone during this crucial period of development. It is like you're a concert pianist saying "dude just play Beethoven's sonata #14 3rd movement lmao".

>>79811770
>in our stuck up decadent society
>Chimpanzees have a natural tribal instinct to beat outsiders to death, especially males, and so do humans.

These are the paranoid ramblings of a man making excuses for himself. You either get treatment or stop bitching on a Sendero Luminoso Correspondence House. You don't seem like a bad lad and that goes a long way tebehe but you fucking need to escape from that paranoia-persecution phase you're in.

>>79810439
>you're wrong because odds are that you are
>you're also wrong because you're a loser
woman detected

>>79810439
Amen brother

>>79810962
Why didn't he just buy a gf?
He had mad dish. Surely he could've gotten one simply through his wealth.
He really went down too early. He could've been the next Max Landis.

>>79809407
why does Ryan Gosling have such Arab-looking facial structure and features but with blonde and white skin? Its weird.

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>>79811770
Nothing you mentioned but the last season's lingo thing matters. The fact that you obsess about these things contributes much more to your being an outsider than anything else.
I've literally been there in high school where I was constantly telling my classmates that I didn't like this and that thing they enjoyed.

As long as you're confident about what you're saying WITHOUT being condescending, or disrespectful, no one is going to care that your tastes don't match.

Although, being attractive in a situation like this helps a lot, but is not even close to being a requirement. That's just the way it is.

>>79811954
>last season's lingo

I don't even know what that means.

>>79809764
Unless you're the actual and 100% real Burt Reynolds, the stache will make you look like a creepy paedophile.

>>79809764
Either go full beard and mustache or shave it all off.

>>79811948
>Arab-looking facial features

Autistic face blindness is a helluva drug

>>79811997
Full beard looks shit

>>79809407
what exactly would the movie be about? a neet who never leaves the house and doesn't talk to anyone for the entire movie except to his mom?

>>79811908
His paranoia is actually completely warranted.
I used to be a fat fuck that got to see the halo effect in full swing. If you're not attractive, people will always assume you have the worst intentions. Just look in this thread, people act like if you're lonely or awkward, it's because you're some misogynist, racist, buzzword buzzword.
Personality doesn't matter in the slightest. When I worked out and lost weight, my personality stayed exactly the same but all my awful habits suddenly became virtues.
The true reality is that personality doesn't matter at all and the only people who push this faux importance of confidence or personality are people who have fooled themselves into believing they're interesting and came into their social awareness out of their own ability rather than the sheer luck of having been born attractive.

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4 episodes in and I have no idea where it's going, or where it's trying to go. The only motives I understand are the East India company's.
Not sure I can take 4 more hours of Tom Hardy grunting and hallucinating.

what did /tv/ think of this?

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>>79811983
This unless you're Burt Reynolds, an Arab/Latin American officer/criminal or Joseph Stalin the moustache will just make you look like a child molester.

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>>79811043
I'm not sure, if you watch the videos where he goes to swing conventions all the women (and men too desu) seem really uncomfortable around him.

He doesn't seem to posses much social awareness but I wouldn't be suprised if he sperg charmed some naiive qt into bed during uni.

>>79812042
Mhhhhmmmm I have some use for you

>>79812034
Bullshit. Bullshit on all of this. You're an ugly as sin cunt in both body and soul and while you may fix that blob of a body you got, your personality will stay the same: paranoid, reclusive, self-loathing and constantly feeling persecuted. Being attractive will never solve that.

Either that or you live in a shithole where people are shallow shitfaces, but I doubt that honestly. You're just a weirdo.

>>79810719
>I'm alone because I'm really picky about women and am also a pussy-ass coward at the same time
Which is basically exactly what I was describing. You build yourself a trap, a collection of excuses and rationalizations that keep you in your current state. Also

>Your mad little tirade
I'm really not mad at all, it's just a description of most of the "forever lonely" neckbeards that I encountered on my many years dwelling on this website. They try very hard to recognize the source of their problems to be not within themselves.

>>79811637
I'm not really talking about serious mentally ill people or anything like that.

>>79811928
What is more plausible:
>7.5 billion people - 1 are right and I am wrong.
or
>7.5 billion people - 1 are wrong and I am right.
You can of course dwell on the second idea your whole life, but I can guarantee you that you won't get far.

>>79812034
>>79812106

Also
>The true reality is that personality doesn't matter at all

You have no idea how the world works anon. Not at all.

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>>79812034

I've been both fat and skinny before and it never mattered.

People started liking me after we've spent some time together and they got to know me better.

So now who's right? You, or me?

Or maybe you just associated with shallow people, and I didn't.

>>79812033
A meet whose mom dies so he is forced to get a job. Snowball effect as he gets a new job, new confidence, maybe makes new friends playing d&d. Just doesn't have to be unrealistic with him getting a qt gf and living in a fancy apartment in the middle of a big city.

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>tfw girlfriend but no friends
This is the worst feel

>>79812156
>needing contact with other people

lol this place has gone to hell.

>>79812107
Ideology and truth isn't decided by statistics you moron. Most of the world is still religious in some form too. Is that how you approach any idea that makes you uncomfortable? You just go, "oh well, it's probably not true because there's like LOTS of ideas out there"? I don't treat opposing ideologies that way, because its retarded. It's like someone told you the definition of Occam's razor once and you went and applied it to everything with a dose of armchair psychology.

>>79812106
>Bullshit. Bullshit on all of this. You're an ugly as sin cunt in both body and soul and while you may fix that blob of a body you got, your personality will stay the same: paranoid, reclusive, self-loathing and constantly feeling persecuted. Being attractive will never solve that.
My personality doesn't matter. All I had to do is work out and the halo effect did all the work. Instead of being toxic, caustic and combative, I'm now "open, confident and refreshingly cynical". People will always attribute positive qualities to attractive people and negative qualities to unattractive people. It's a well documented phenomenon. You can doubt it all you want and keep assuming we live in a just world, but that's just not how it is. Not everyone is an outcast because of this ridiculous strawman you've built in your head. You don't have to do anything wrong in order to be made into an outcast and it's ridiculous that you somehow think strangers will always be a perfect judge of character.

>>79812192
*tips fedora

Up in the Air was a good one.

>>79810051
These pussies never kill themselves.

>>79812192
So what is your point? That it's entirely plausible that you are lonely because everyone else is an asshole? If so, what are you going to do with that information? Sue the ministry of global fairness in life?

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>>79809407
this might be relevant to your interests
its a german tv movie tho, dunno if you could even find subtitles for it

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>>79812107
>Which is basically exactly what I was describing.
What?
>You build yourself a trap, a collection of excuses and rationalizations that keep you in your current state.
No, I did not. I know I'm picky, and I also know I'm a coward. I would really like to change this, but because I'm picky, I rarely encounter women I could practice on, and because I'm a coward, I usually let them slip before I have the courage to make a move. There's no excuses or rationalizations, and quite frankly, I still have hope and think that maybe one day it will work out. I've been close before.

>I'm really not mad at all
>>79810439
>so go ahead and drown in your own shit, nobody cares.

>>79812287
No. I don't let my politics into my social life, and I've never based a real life reaction off them, whether I agree or disagree with the person, because talking politics in real life is cringy to me. You just made a really stupid point and I wanted to call you stupid for making it.

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>>79810439
>But what's the story to tell here

If an anime can do it why can't Hollywood?

>>79812294
>No, I did not.
>Continues with excuses and rationalizations.
Anyway, I liked your last sentence. You have hope, focus on that. You can make it, but you have to stop thinking that you were born picky and a coward. You can change all these things and both those properties are certainly not uncorrelated. I can guarantee you that you often mistake one for the other and use both of them to continue to do nothing.

>>79812352
It was rhetorical. But I think I explained it in enough detail now.

>>79812455
>It was rhetorical
That makes absolutely no sense.

>>79812352
>talking politics in real life is cringy to me

People like you disgust me.

>>79810439
>4chan is nothing but a huge circlejerk of failures convincing each other that YOU are the ones who are right

wait, people here actually think like that? i thought we were all just memeing

>>79812558
Do you really think every person in /pol/ did not actually go out and vote for Trump?

>>79812034

I lost 100 pounds and can vouch for this. People are nice to me for no reason when before they were indifferent or hostile.

>>79812525
Why? Only ~20% if that have political opinions with any depth worth discussing, on both sides of the aisle.

>>79812455
Have you considered that you are quite unintelligent, and telling people what their problems are does not offer a solution?

Your posts are basically 'just get over it' repeated over and over and anyone who disagrees is making excuses, it's amazing that you believe the human mind works like this when all evidence says it does not.

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>>79812455
Damn dude, that incredibly condescending.
So what, you know how many girls I like better than me?

I know I can probably change my cowardice, it's not news. It's gonna be hard, but it's doable.

But, frankly, at this point I don't know if you're trying to get a rise out of me or you're just obnoxious and don't know it.

>>79812034
Working out showed you valued yourself and treated yourself with respect, and told other people that they should also value and respect you.

Being a fat fuck does the opposite.

Your body reflects your personality and status, never think it doesn't.

>>79812590
Well if the best argument the opposition can give is that they're statistically likely to not be 100% right, I can't exactly blame them since nobody of any debate ability was there to talk them out of it.

>>79812673
>Your posts are basically 'just get over it' repeated over and over
And they should get over it. I fully recognize that the reason they don't is because it's not really that easy. To do that, they need to recognize the malign patterns in their behavior. I'm not even actively trying to help anyone with this, I'm just describing my observations and why it probably wouldn't do well in American cinema.

>>79809542
>I look like Ryan Gosling
Nah anon you're fucked.

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>>79812766
> I fully recognize that the reason they don't is because it's not really that easy. To do that, they need to recognize the malign patterns in their behavior.

I recognize my faults, and I'm trying to work them out as well, but I can't change it in the scope of one day. If that could be done, people would have a lot fewer problems.

Also, you're incredibly arrogant. I'm not using this as an argument, just felt the need to say it.

I've never kissed a girl and am 30 years old. A movie about my life would be pretty mundane, I don't take any risks, always talk to the same people, and spend the majority of my time, cooking, reading, working, sleeping or in transition between those activities.

Women have developed a very high level of expectation from men and I'm just not interested in jumping through a lot of hoops. If a normal looking 30 yr old female shut in who is a virgin exists I would be perfectly happy to try and woo her and let her enter my life. Oh that doesn't exist? Welp I'll just keep being alone and happy. No drama, no problems, no worries.

>>79812665
Because that kind of attitude is the reason our populace is so politically illiterate, and why all of our politicians are just puppets for oligarchs.

>>79812960
populaces aren't meant to be politically literate, or even politically enfranchised to begin with

>>79809407
>realistic foreveralone movie
>starts out with him getting invited to breakfast by a non-deformed female
Pick one

>>79812960
I wouldn't be a very effective gadfly mate.

>>79812714
Sorry for the condescending tone, English is not my first language and I'm often clumsy with wording and come off as an obnoxious cunt I suppose. I'm not really trying to imply that getting out of cowardice is as simple as that. I know it's hard, and I guess it's pretty noticeable that I battled the same issues in the past. What worked for me is talking to people about those issues and realizing how I'm walking in circles. I basically forced myself to break those patterns. It felt like shit at first, maybe for a year or so, but after a while I forgot about my fears. I realized that I made some very positive experiences on my way which outweighed all my fears of rejection.

>>79812957
>would be perfectly happy to try and woo her and let her enter my life

Would you really? Because the past 30 years experience says otherwise.

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>>79812957
how is wizard the life? I want to know before i unavoidably reach that elevate status. im not mocking you or anything, i spend more time on this basket weaving forum than i spend between people.

>>79813071
I am relatively wealthy, it would be an unnecessary risk to allow a woman into my life who is not loyal or respectful. If she is not a financial equal or has her own capacities, the logical move for her would be to get pregnant then divorce or leave after 12 months, forcing me to give her half of all my possessions and crippling my position in a country where most people are struggling to pay off large debts and growing more desperate by the year.

You do understand that giving up millions of dollars is not worth the temporary companionship of another human being right? Most likely one who is vapid and self-centered, having gone through an education system that eschews traditional gender roles and forces masculine stereotypes on women and suppresses them as evil in men.

I saw the exact same thing happen to my father, his friends, then my own friends. There is more misery in poverty than there will ever be in solitude, which for me is relaxing and enriching.

>>79813179
You either kill yourself or become rich, there is very little middle ground.

>>79813179
i fucked up the first sentence

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>>79813042
No problem, as long as it was an honest mistake. People come off as cunts in writing sometimes without meaning it, even in their native tongue.

I get where you're coming from, and I think we share a lot of ideas.

>>79813006
>5 minutes in, gets approached by another non-deformed female
Who are they trying to fool with that movie?

>>79812724
I started working out because of narcissism. Will people still start liking me.

>>79813347
Of course.

>>79812957
>>79813179
>>79813071
you have to realize people who say "never kissed a girl, virgin" etc etc are just faggots who haven't gotten laid in a couple years, pretending they are virgins/ kissless

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>>79813391
>pretending they are virgins/ kissless

>>79813000
Perhaps, but the fact remains that mass politics has been going strong for over a century now, and a stupid, ignorant populace spells hard times ahead for us all

>>79813321
>7 minutes in, negro colleague tries to pair off the MC with said non-deformed female
Ok, so he has a job(!), a caring family(!) and a social network from both his church(!) and his job (!) with at least one woman being interested in him.

Yeah, sounds like he's forever alone

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>>79813391
>pretending they are virgins/ kissless

>>79813391
This.
I do ironic virgin posts all the time but let's face it: Nobody here went through highschool without getting laid

>>79813226
thanks, i target that little middle ground then, i don't desire richness. i don't sound like a pseudo intellectual zenfag, it's just apathy.

>>79813391
be 21, have not got laid in 21 years. i kissed a ugly girl with a man jaw, in gradeschool while playing that stupid bottle spinning game and that is all my intimacy i ever had with women.

I know i'm taking a blatant bait, i just don't care desu .Ar you memeing? Why would they do that? There are many more less self degrading, and nearly zero effort methods to fish (You)s

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>>79813473
>Nobody here went through highschool without getting laid

>>79813415
>>79813441
>implying majority of "WAH IM A KISSLESS VIRGIN" threads arent just people who havent gotten laid for a month-6 months and whining for acceptance/reassurance from actual people who haven't
>>79813473
no need to false flag to try to imply the faggots posting this shit arent all ironic/ lying shitposters

>>79813525
>WAH WOE IS ME WAAAH!
>Cant even fucking greentext pretending he belongs here
>lies about age to try to imply he's suffered or is unique in anyway

nah, you're just probably an insufferable cunt with no likeable qualities

>>79810439
>just world fallacy

the only thing you were right about is that noone cares

>>79813473
>Nobody here went through highschool without getting laid
(You)

>>79809407
I'm forever alone and don't care about it. Perhaps that's even more weird than feeling bad about it, but I genuinely have never felt the need or the want for anyone in my life.

>>79813576
>muh sekrit club
> y-you don't belong here

There is literally nothing unique about being a virgin at the age of 21, there are thousands of people like this. It's not unique, more like pathetic. you are the only cunt here

>movie about a forever alone virgin
>stars a 9/10 actor

No thanks

>>79813801
Weren't you the guy in that other thread that called virgins subhumans and how they are proud or something?

>>79813873
nope. the last time i called anyone a subhuman was months ago on a different board

>>79813391
33 verging on 34, never kissed.
There are honest to God broken souls here, pal.

>>79810439
This typing style...you're definitely a women. tits or leave please

>>79812107
I maybe only post 10 times a year but man I just have to say people like you who type the dumbest shit and format it in such a way that it is glaringly obvious how flawed the logic is. Who the hell here actually unironically blames 7.5 billion people in the world and society for their problems? I see the exact opposite on these boards to what you are claiming.

>>79809407
I thought Dark Horse was pretty accurate.

Sex dolls are the ultimate redpill. I have no desire for female companionship after getting one

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>>79809936
That would actually be great

>>79809407
don't forget Ghost World.

i give it 9/10.

>>79811770
False

>>79811047
Correct

>>79810439

I can almost picture how you typed all of this on your macbook while sipping your starbucks coffee and listening to the whatever shitty indie band is popular now.

While not a movie the best forever alone story I've read so far was Ressentiment by Hanazawa Kengo

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>>79809407
Look at this dude who's never seen One Hour Photo.

>>79814476
I love this spicy new meme that becoming a complete failure is "redpilled".
Or is that what"redpilled" always meant?

>>79813473
>tfw i went through college without getting laid

>>79814946
Go away normie, you would never understand.

>>79815099
Was it a Monday?

>>79809764
Hmmm , you're probably a handsome boy. Do you shave your butt?

>>79815508
No. Not a homo sorry

>>79813873
>>movie about a forever alone virgin
>>stars a 9/10 actor
>No thanks
I thought the same thing, but I just tried to watch the movie and he nails the anti-social behaviour so hard I had to stop watching. It's physically painful.

>>79814957
>le starbucks hipster macbook joke

That shit has been stale for 10 years anon

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>>79815618
I wasn't asking if you were a homo, boy.

>tfw my junior year english teacher recommended this movie to me because she thought I'd like it

What did she mean by this?

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>>79812107
yeah but why do you care so much, why do you have such strong opinions on people who you obviously dont identify with? why do you feel it necessary to try and tear down other peoples feelings when it doesnt affect you in any way whatsoever? what are you trying to accomplish by essentially saying sad people are morons?

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>>79815618
Yeah, so?

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>>79809936
I wonder if it makes you mad that they made that movie but then made the main character female

>>79816247
Oh, from the chick who directed "Toni Erdmann".
Is it any good? Just asking, cause "Toni Erdmann" was pretty much my favorite movie of 2016..

>>79813873
He put on weight for the role and looks rather scruffy. I completely buy the Goose as an autist.

>Her
>Taxi Driver
not good enough?

Drive

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>>79810439
Marriage rates have collapsed. Birthrates have collapsed. Social networks - and I'm talking REAL social networks, from bowling leagues to scout troops to churches have collapsed. "Society" as we know it is at its end, and that's not only reality for some ambiguous neckbeard losers you hate.

But just b urself lmao man up

Seems like the sort of story the asians would do a better job telling.

>>79815000
>One Hour Photo

Ding ding - he also works at wal mart so it can be a slice of life flick for most of you losers

>>79816885
Someone post that Not good enough webm of Lily Mo

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