Welp, tonight's the night we get to hear rich and famous

>>79806902
Good. You all should be told how horrible you are for voting in a literal Nazi.

Can't wait for the memes

>>79806902
I don't mind successful people doing that. The problem is these people are rich for the wrong reasons

>>79806958
Why do people resort to hyperbole so much when it comes to him?

>>79806902
I hope Lady Gaga does another fun musical number about rape.

>>79806902
Obama will make a suprise appearance. SCREENCAP THIS

>>79806902
Is Leo nominated again, or did the academy think 5 mins of fame was enough for him?

>>79806902
they'll be talking down to a brick wall

nobody cares about the movies this year, and everybody is sick of this preachy shit

the ratings will be way down

>>79806993
Because he speaks exclusively in hyperbole, and is a human hyperbole himself.

>>79806958
is this sarcasm or there really are shillary faggots around here

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Can't wait for La La Land to win everything

la la land wins, denzel gets token black guy award (angering both sides), arrival no

>>79806982
You mean all the articles and tweets about how it's so perfect and how we're so in love with it.

>>79806993
because he's just following OPs example

>>79806902
but I'm not right wing

>>79807058
Not sarcasm at all. Trump is the worst human on the planet.

>>79806902
Holy fucking shit /pol/ what are you doing?

>>79807152
Don't act like that's not what's going to happen. It's going to be insufferable.

I'm ready for more FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE memes

>>79807135
Who is Josef Fritzl!?

Who is Kim Jong-Un!?

Who is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!?

>>79807152
if you think /pol/ only thinks like that you're gravely mistaken

>>79807165
then don't watch it retard. its not for your kind

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Fucking rich people, they don't understand our plights, they're so detached from real life. Sad.

>>79807030
Agree

>>79807135
He's a good businessman who tricked poor people into thinking that they matter.

>>79807165
Well I don't care about that circlejerk anyway.

>>79806902
You are horrible, though.

>>79807216
There is nothing wrong with being a horrible person if you realise how horrible you are.

>>79806902
>Welp, tonight's the night we get to hear rich and famous people talk down to us and tell us how horrible we are.

Oh Trump is doing a rally tonight?

>>79807205
>He's a good businessman
I don't see his tax returns.

>>79806902
but everyone who's not one of you gets told how horrible they are every night on /pol/. why are you complaining hypocrite?

/pol/ is an abomination that needs to eradicated

>>79807245
That's why he's so good.

>>79807255
this

>Oscars have been getting more and more politicized
>Talk about it

>Fucking POL!

You people really need to stop making that board the Boogeyman. Face it, ever since he got elected, that's all Hollywood had talked about.

>>79807307
LEAVE TRUMP ALONE!

>>79807195
>he's a president of USA
Holy kek, how amerifats can be this stupid? He looks like russian oligarch on this picture.

>>79807078
No I mean the hilarious pics of the cucked virtue signalers and the low key uncucked that come out of it every year.

>>79806902
You could just turn it off if you don't like it.

>>79807307
Shut up /pol/ nobody likes you
you don't even like yourself

>>79807307
>gosh why are people so upset at the literal meme president

>>79806902
>>79806902
I do hate these Environmentalist, virtue signaling faggots who travels only from private jet

>>79807278
That's not a good businessman. That's a good con-artist.

>talk about how the Oscars has basically become a political soapbox for the elite

>Fuck off, pol!

You don't have to be from pol to know what the show is going to be like. I mean, god damn, did you not see last year's?

>>79807470
>become
It's always been that way. Remember Jane Fonda and Marlon Brando?

>>79806902
FOUR
MORE
YEARS
let them talk, they'll only make things worse for themselves.

>>79807500
Do you really think you can convince people to revenge-vote a second time?

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>>79806902
i can already predict how it's going to be

what time does it start so i can start edging?

>>79807489
>implying /pol/ gives a shit about movies
They're just here to whine.

>>79807512
Yes. Hate is strong motivation

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>>79806902
Why would anyone torture themselves by watching this years Oscars?

>>79807489
Yes, but last year's was really fucking bad. With Trump in office, this year's will only be worse.

>>79807152
>implying you have to be some skin head to know the oscars are nothing but preachy shit where rich people who dont do any sort of actual work talk down to the plebs

>>79807489
>Hanoi Jane and Chief Pocahontas Brando
at least Brando was creative with his pandering.

>>79807560
You don't. But you have to be a /pol/yp to be butthurted about it.

>>79807538
Yeah, and when people who voted Trump realized that they got conned, they might direct that hate back the other way, and the Democrats might not run someone with as much dirt on them the next time around

You'd do well to remember that the Democrats fell victim to arrogance, and it can happen to you

>>79807611
>when people who voted Trump realized that they got conned

Trump is doing everything he already promised. Why would Trump voters feel conned?

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If he doesn't win, we riot, right?

>>79807642
>Trump is doing everything he already promised.

He didn't bring the jobs back to the Rust Belt

He made a lot of promises that he won't be able to keep

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>>79807602
not butthurt
just too tired of these air head rich people talking down to me because they sucked dick to get a job and i worked my ass of for mine

nice try trying to paint me as a /pol/ fag.

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>>79807546
>Embarrassing red carpet shitshow

>Embarrassing speeches

>Whining about Trump and hopefully Trump whining about them back

>Something like #Notyourfault but about refugees

>"'Tis dark times in out country"

>La La Land winning the best picture and inevitable fallout after that

>Reaction pictures

>Memes

It's gonna be great. It's just a show.

>>79807611
I agree. Economy is gonna crash(most likely in these 4 years), and he'll be blamed for it. I don't see him getting reelected. It's gonna be tough reelection even if economy is doing good(cause of his rhetoric)

I was thinking about watching them this year since I have nothing else to do, but with all the circlejerking they're gonna do, no thanks

>>79807645
>Mr. Fantastic is SJW propaganda
kill yourself

>>79807660
>He didn't bring the jobs back to the Rust Belt

uh...it's been a month bro, I know he is hitler and all but how about giving the man some time to fix things

>>79807689
t. braindead

>>79807660
Said he and the end of February.

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>>79807660
>he didnt bring back every single job to the rust belt in the 36 days he has been president, impeach now!!!1!11!!1111
give the man a chance, he's got alot of shit he needs to blow through.

>>79807660
>He didn't bring the jobs back to the Rust Belt
It's only been a month passed since he got power, he doesn't even have commerce secretary, I'd wait and watch

>>79807660
Didn't you hear, anon? Trump is opening up all the old coalmines. That's the big plan.

>>79807680
incumbents usually have an easier time at reelection Tbh

>>79807701
Hi I'm Mike, nice to meet you mr brianded!

>>79807724
Nice to meet you mike, can you stop having beardfat and max landis in your videos?

>>79807705
>he's doing everything he said he would do!
>okay not THAT but just give him a chance!

Did he put Crooked Hillary in jail yet? And it's been over 30 days, didn't he say he would have a plan to defeat ISIS ready by now?

>>79807705
that why he's spent every weekend golfing?

the rust belt is fucked and there isn't anything trump can do to bring their jobs back, couple hundred jobs here or there won't mean shit

>>79807680
If the economy crashes in the next 4 years, why shouldn't he bear some of the blame? Seems like a preemptive damage control thing to say.

>>79807689
The SJWs were depicted as uncaring morons in the film.

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>>79807512
SHUT UP YOU
NAZI!
HOMOPHOBE!
RACIST!
SEXIST!
ISLAMOPHOBE!
TRUMP SUPPORTER!

4 more years of name calling to those people that aren't any of those things, will hopefully reelect him.

>>79807660
>He didn't bring the jobs back to the Rust Belt
can't they learn how to use a computer?

>>79807768
I would say more like autistic fucks, but yeah.

>>79807532
Feminine eyelashes

>>79807752
>why shouldn't he bear some of the blame?
Because fed and Obama has created big bubble with series of qe and 0% interest rates, it didn't disappear with change in presidency

>>79807660
He brought back 100 jobs before he was even President.

>>79807777
They don't want no fancy computer jobs, they want their old manufacturing jobs back

Trump promised them something that he couldn't deliver

>>79807777
Truth and checked

>>79807489
Brando was based though.

He didn't cry about shit, he just didn't go but knew he was gonna win so let the tomahawk throwers take over

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>>79806902
How do we cure the /pol/yp bros?

>>79807744
wtf i hate drumpf now.

rbh, im not even american and he's already president.
just give the man some time to get his cabinet through, legislation drafted by non-retards who actually planned on winning (Paul Ryan and Mcconal can eat my hairy asshole, dumbass mongs), over the obstructionist faggots in the senate and through to the people who need it.

or if you want, he could go ahead and leave the country as is, with the middle class being raped, the welfare state ever expanding and infastructure crumbling all around you

>>79807874
>or if you want, he could go ahead and leave the country as is, with the middle class being raped, the welfare state ever expanding and infastructure crumbling all around you

Spoiler alert: This is what Republicans want

>>79807813
Like I said, sounds like preemptive damage control. The entire economy doesn't hinge on QE. If it crashes under your watch, you're mainly responsible.

>>79807820
he doesnt even have his cabinet through because the senate is being stalled by autistic screeching.
>all these impatient fuckers ITT who dont know the senate and congress are the slowest bodies of government on the planet

>>79807913
Obama couldn't even get his cabinet assembled until fucking April

>"oh shit my cabinet picks are being VETTED?" said the unvetted president

>>79807891
good thing the president isnt like most of those republicans like Kristol, Graham, Rubio and McCain, the ones who would see your country at war against the bear over nothing but their own bloodlust

>>79807913
In contrast Obama got his cabinet though pretty quick, democrats have became obstractionist they claim to hate

>>79807891
>Republicans
>welfare state ever expanding
>Middle Class being raped

>>79807952
>good thing the president isnt like most of those republicans

Oh you poor naive child

>>79807934
>unvetted president
fuck you on about, mate?

>>79807820
That's true, some of those old manufacturing jobs will open again once the companies can save some overhead by dumping all their pollutants back into the water supply. That's the plan.

Let's write 4chan's Oscar acceptance speech. Ten words at a time;

>Thank you, thank you. I just want to say that...

>>79806902
Can someone make a bingo?

>>79806902
No ones forcing you to watch dumbass

>>79807964
Republicans love welfare, they just call it "subsidies"

And they also love wealth redistribution, as long as it all goes to the top so it can "trickle down"

>>79807969
is this where you've run out of shit to say?

stop implying implications, mong

>>79807980
traps are not gay

Good you plebs deserve it you actually could use some actual advice from us. See we see the world from above but I guess it's hard to see all the shit you're in when you're living in it. Gross I need a shower.

>>79806993
You voted in a reality tv show star. Stop pretending you aren't stupid.

>>79807980
We should accept muslim refugees because trump is literally hitler

>>79807985
That's not the point, dumbass

>>79807970
When do we see his tax returns?

>>79807999
>"i love micheal moore documentaries" the post

>>79807980
you're a big guy for you

>>79808024
the financial disclosures were much more thorough than any tax return

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/TrumpFinancialDisclosure20150722.pdf

this "muh tax returns" meme needs to die

>>79808011
Us plebs won you faggot. Go suck a jew off.

>>79806902
i predict it will be the year of the nigger. they must prove they arent racist after last yeàr

>>79808054
I can't view PDFs on my phone, can you give me a better link?

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>>79808072
it's always the year of the nigger nowadays

>>79808068
Have you received your mandated girlfriend yet, anon? You know, from winning.

>>79807195
aww babby trump so kawaii

>>79808082
>mobile poster

yeah, nah, you can go neck yourself

>>79808091
My gf and I both voted for Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulDiG6Wys_0

>>79808024
and obama shows school transcripts when?
oh wait blk ppl are special. lets just float him for 8 years.

>>79807980
>only rural rednecks and suburnan retards voted for Trump

>>79808116
Ah, nice! Mine came in the mail last week too :3

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>>79808143
>tfw not a burger and could not vote

>>79807152
anything i don't agree with is /pol/

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>>79808143
Can't into logic huh. Classic liberal.
>my gf and I both voted
>both voted
>voted
>vote was November 8
>mine came last week
>last week

>>79808216
Fedx sucks ass

>>79808195
anything i don't agree with is reddit

>>79808229
You got me there. Hope you got a good one.

>>79808216
Damn, can't slip anything by you Colombo.

>>79806902
>quippity quip political comments

Its a freaking movie awards event, why would anyone even bother talking about anything else. Murrican celebs are weird.

>>79807255
implying /pol/ is not the Kwisatz Haderach you heathen

>>79807980
/tv/ is a shit board. Into the trash it goes. I'm a big guy, for you.

>>79808263
You wouldn't pass it you ape.

>>79806902

>us
>we

I didn't vote for Trump, faggot.

>>79807255
you sound like a nazi

>>79808305
This is an American board on American internet using the American language pls leave.

>>79806902
>Welp, tonight's the night we get to hear rich and famous people talk down to us and tell us how horrible we are.
>we
>us
Not everyone voted for a literal meme

PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN LET TRUMP LIVE TWEET THE OSCARS TONIGHT

>Retard does nothing but golf, write executive orders and whine like a little bitch on twitter
>"Haha guys everything's great, GOAT president 4 more years!!"

>>79807869
spin isn't it obvious

>>79808338
shut up, commie

>>79808335
He's not going to, he's busy tonight and won't be watching. Source he said so himself. He'll be at some event that I've forgotten

>>79808234
so you're a hypocrite than?

>>79808384
Shut up reddit

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>>79808330
Most Americans didn't vote for Trump either.

>>79808338
>retard does nothing but golf, write executive order s and whine like a bitch about republicans
Sounds familiar ?

>>79808338
And yet he's still accomplished more than Obama already.

sad!

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calling it now, the night is gonna revolve around pic related, immigration, and denouncing fascism. Every speech will have at least one of the following. I dont even like trump, but the hysteria is so fucking cringey and overblown that i might not watch the show tonight. A man can take only so much cringe.

>>79808301
strong words coming from someone who wants to be "the ape" and fawns over it you've met my gom jabber

>>79808404
Didnot Vote is a GOAT candidate.

>>79808404
and I'm supposed to care about people too lazy to vote. Are you a youngin'?You know if you don't vote you're not allowed to complain, right.

if blacks don win whiteys gon die tonite

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>>79806902
This is serious question: how do you deal with black racists? By being racist towards them?

I'm not even going to watch but since everyone already knows what a shitshow it'll be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g31y7SZ5Ego

Here's the common people's message to these paid shills.

>>79808439
>point out fact
>face the wrath of a sperg
I had this coming.

>>79808426
I would jab your gom if you know what mean.

>>79808475
Point out where I was angry at all. Why would I be angry. I'm on the winning side. I wake up every morning with a hard on and a smile and lay down to sleep with a hard on and a smile. Life is good my friend.

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>>79808436
>Did Not Vote vs. None of the Above
election of elections

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>tfw pic related will be a reality in a few months

>>79808509
Should have just admitted you were wrong and saved face.

>>79808509
>the winning side
populism always brings big delusions when it goes to the government, prepare yourself

>>79808555
where was I wrong?
>>79808557
will do

>>79808583
>>79808330

>>79806902
>ugh how dare these rich and famous criticize this billionaire reality tv star?
>How dare these libtard celebs living in their coccoon badmouth the saviour of the common man

>>79807874

the welfare state ever expanding

Why do conservatives pretend to hate the welfare state? The government spending billions of dollars coercing companies to hire all the rednecks who can't compete with Pajeet and Jose is the definition of the welfare state, as well as general government meddling in the free market.

Can't wait for those acceptance speeches where some rich cunt is being so brave

>>79808557
>populism is bad
>doing what people want is bad

>>79808912
Seriously, educate yourself. I'm not even going to insult you.

I'm afraid with everyone busy bitching about Trump we won't get too much material for RLM to work with. It's like how every Super Bowl commercial this year could be summed up as "wtf i love spics now".

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>implying anyone gives a fuck about the Oscars except about 1/10th of America

The sooner these overpaid fucks realise we just want to be entertained and that they are performing monkeys reading someone else's lines the better.

>>79806902
I want see some special effects artist get up there and talk about unionizing so he can get his mic cut immediately like when Life of Pi won.

Who is gonna drop redpills tonight? Any guesses? You know someone is going to reveal their power level...

>>79808990
They're in their own bubble, similar to how Cali thought that trump would never be president

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>>79809076

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>really don't want to watch the oscars
>won't be able to join in on the shenanigans on /tv/ if I don't

>>79808952
>educate yourself
non really an argument so therefore that guy wins

>>79807174
>Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!?

Good lord who comes up with these sand names?

>>79807174
>Josef Fritzl
But that girl liked him.

>>79809451
Arabs marry their siblings. That's why.

>>79807307
>Read Onion News article about something so far detached from politics, that there's no way anyone could make a Trump joke about it in the comments
>Someone makes a Trump joke about it in the comments

I would REE and tell them to stfu in a facebook comment, but I desperately want to hide my powerlevel to my friends, especially on most social media platforms.

>>79806902
>we get to hear rich and famous people talk down to us and tell us how horrible we are.

God 4chan is the most based place on Earth.

>>79806902
Can't wait for the celebrities to show us how down to earth and cool they are for the purposes of increasing their popularity and value to get even richer by charging more for starring in Hollywood superhero movies.
Jennifer Lawrence is so cool you guys.

Buzzfeed

57 REASONS WHY LA LA LAND WINNING IS BAD FOR GAYS AND BLACKS

*sigh*

Well, let's make the predictions:

>Drumpf! Hitler!
>Blacks need more exposure
>Gays need more exposure
>Trannies need more exposure
>More shitting on Trump
>Le wacky reddit-tier "feud" between Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel
>Bad jokes
>That dyke Ellen Degenerate
>Trump sucks!
>Refugees rule
>White men REEEEEE!
>Adele or some other fat white bitch
>Tons of black male presenters
>La La Land wins everything
>In the morning, articles everywhere complain about how white and mysogynst the Oscars were and also how this one female director or hairstylist lost to a MAN and how it is horrid
>Also articles laud the Trump bashing

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>>79806958

>>79809839
Tbh people have been finding ways to shit on whoever is president in any random comment section since the internet was born.

DRUMPF BTFO BY BASED JOE PESCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Q_nyjuEak

HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER?????

>>79806902
I can't fucking wait. I love all that crap

>>79806902
It's literally going to be Dude Trump Lmao for 3 hours. I love movies but there is no way I'm watching this shit this year.

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>>79807152

>>79809965
>Asking what are you wearing instead of what are you thinking is sexist

Wasn't that literally an article a couple years ago?

>>79809099

>MEL: On the win, I'd like the thank the Jews, who are responsible for all the world's awards!

>>79809965
So what would your topical material be about in-between the awards?

>>79807070
That guy from Moonlight will win too, but he was pretty good in the movie though, so I'm cool with it

We all know why Meryl Streep is winning whatever she's nominated for

>>79810006
Fucking Joe bringing the heat

>>79809965
>96776867686 reasons insert movie is white privilege personified

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>>79809965
Shaun King will kill himself if Fences and Moonlight don't win anything

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>>79810135
No...no way he actually did that.

holy shit

>>79806993
Godwin's Law, my friend.

>>79807349
speak english son

>>79808086
WE OUT HERE WINNNING

>>79809947
Oh god!

>>79806902
>people still watch the oscars

Pathetic.

>>79810033
>nu male
>cucks
>n-no I'm not /pol/yp I swear!
AHAHAHAHA

>>79807195
baby barron is surprisingly cute

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>>79807674
>La La Land winning the best picture and inevitable fallout after that
goddamn this; my fb home is already spammed with this overrated flick, I can only imagine if it wins
out of all the nominations that's the only one I've seen but I strongly feel like it could win. I mean, I've seen arrival too but, despite the fact I enjoyed it, I don't even consider it a serious candidate (not that I think La La Land is, but it's definitely within the oscar bait spectrum).
Fences is trying incredibly hard, but looks fucking stale too. But Spotlight won, so who knows.
I've heard good things about Moonlight, and the protagonists is a super concentrate of all existing minorities bar handicapped people, so it's another good candidate.
Hidden Figures feels like one of those movies they HAD to nominate, but I'll be surprised if it wins best picture. Octavia Spencer might win tho, just because no one really cares about supporting roles nominations, so they might as well throw this bone.
Hacksaw Ridge just feels like filler.

>>79810390
yeah. Then he cowardly deleted the tweet.

>>79807674
Don't forget JLaw trying to be quirky and random

>>79812972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_zja9pepgU

She's mistaking bitchy with witty and it fails.

>>79813063
Maybe she had a bad day? Everyone can have a bad day sometimes, right?

>>79808404
Anyone who doesn't vote has no right to complain if he doesn't like the outcome.
And I'm not even American.

>>79813063
Poor guy was propably reading his question from the phone, holy shit.

>>79813142
Iirc it was a foreign reporter using a translator app or something.

>>79813113
she's a fucking actor, her job is literally being likeable

>>79813326
Well, she's a human being I guess.

>>79807030
Shit, I bet he will.

>>79806902
STONE FOR BEST ACTRESS. COME ON!

>>79813354
so, like any other human being, if she behaves like a cunt she should be called out for it

>>79807489
When Jane Fonda won the Oscar for Klute, everyone was nervous she was going to rant about Vietnam. When she eventually got onstage she said, "There's a lot that needs to be said, but I'm not going to say it tonight." I want to go back to those days.

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>>79806902
I'm ready anon.

I'm also ready for the sweet meme potential oscars bring.

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So where are you gonna watch it?

>>79813063
SO QUIERKY AND RANDOM LULXD
God I hate you fucking dickriders. I remember all those threads about her, fuck me.

>>79807174
>Who is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!?

Elliot Shimon

>>79813573
What are you talking about? Nobody ever liked her.

>>79812964
Super racist faggots have no honor so I wasn't surprised.

>>79813599
Have you been here on /tv/ for the last two years? It was almost as bad as the endless /got/ threads, and then shit polarized mad when the fappening happened

/tv/ truly is one of the worst boards this site has to offer

>>79809965
Should we make a bingo?

I'm sure someone will make a bingo

>>79809965
Shut up /pol/yp

Does anybody know any website that will be streaming it? I don't want to have to frantically search for one when it starts.

>>79807645
Preach brother. He deserves it

>>79814205
>pol/yp
this the rad new /tv/ meme? when should I use it?

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>mfw most of /a/ was salty as fuck when Kimi No Na Wa/Your Name got snubbed for a nomination for Best Animated Feature
And I don't blame them at all

Jesus. wasn't th is shit on like 3 weeks ago? I swear every month it's oscars or academy awards

inb4 racism BLM refugees and girl income equality shit from rich people who get free shit and don't even have to spend their money

>>79806902
i cant believe people watch this shit.

i know some retards who stay till 5 in the morning to watch it in europe

disgusting

>>79814611
>the rich who live in walled off guarded areas tells the commoners like us how to live and to be more inclusive or be seen as racists and xenophobic
my sides

>>79807058
I wondered the same thing,

They should go back to calling it the Academy Awards t b h
at least it had some dignity back then.

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>>79807135
I know this is probably bait, but there are actually people out there that "think" like this.

>>79807680
we have literally had 10+ DOW record highs since he's been in. And are 50 billion less in debt. economy is doing better already

What was Obamas first job? To close Gitmo? kek


Not even shilling but it's good to have a Pres do what he says for the most part

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So... TRUMP LMAO
Can't wait for those TRUMP TWEETS LMAO
More like DRUMPF LMAO

>>79814674
>doesn't worship drumpf
>he must love hillary!

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>>79806902
>tfw I put I cheeky fiver on both negga & streep

>>79806902
inb4 constant bickering
> muh trump
> muh family

>>79814786
Are you ok?

>>79807135
>hillary literally drowns the middle east in blood & displaces millions as secretary of state
>"drumpf is literally hitler because he makes crass comments on twitter!!"

powerful, and really makes you thinks

>>79814907
How about both of them are trash?

I'm amazed at how many retards browse /tv/ that can't spot the most obvious bait

>>79814947
>I'm amazed at how many retards browse 4chan that can't spot the most obvious bait

ftfy

>>79814961
/tv/ is much worse than any board other than /pol/ and probably all the video game virgin boards

>>79806902
>Rich people jerk each other off saying how great they are and why trump is Hitler

Can't wait

>>79807135
>no srsly guys... Trump is totally going to deport every nonwhite person and kill all gay people... MTV told me so

Where do I watch it?

Remember "gender confirmation surgery" last year? Thank fuck that never caught on.

Tonight /tv/ gets triggered by another awards show

>>79813560
>>79814337
>>79815047
Someone?

>>79815066
Not sure, but I think some kind anons will provide a stream site, like last year

>>79807135
Worse than Mugabe? Isis terrorists? Rotherham peadophiles? Ect..

>>79809839
>reads the onion
>uses facebook
cringe

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post your predictions

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>>79815002
Bait is universal, it cares not from which board it comes. But yes, some boards are more susceptible to them, especially about heated, opinionated topics.

>>79814942
trumps trash, hillary's a monster, there's a very good chance she would have ordered russian planes be shot down over syria has she taken office

>>79807700
>bro
cringe
>>79807705
>now!!!1!11!!1111
cringe

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>>79815116
template

>Actually watching this crap
>Not just looking up the results later tonight / tomorrow
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>79808091
>Have you received your mandated girlfriend yet, anon?
I wish Bernie would've won. Not only qt gf, he would bless us with food, shelter and basic income(40k at least)
for /r9k/ NEET like me

>>79806902
I'm still immune from the Hillary campaign.

I'm sure many lulz and presidential tweets will result.

>>79815116
I hope to god Portman or Huppert beat Stone. Stone is one of the most overrated actresses I have seen in a while.

>>79815149
>>79815116
you're not gonna get anything out of this thread. here you go

>>79815199

>>79815116
If Arrival doesn't win best picture you know it's rigged

>>79806902
No zero plans to watch this tripe

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>>79815159
Í just want OC and memes.

Does anyone has the bet odds for tonight in all the categories lads?

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It's gonna be more political than DNC and RNC put together.

La La Land is gonna win because it appeals to every 70+ year old jew in the academy

>"oh this takes me back before we decided to ruin the west"

Just watched Moonlight. To be fair, it does deserve to win.

>>79815295
I have streep at 50/1 & negga at 20/1

>>79807489
That's different, those events were isolated and didn't represent the actual systemic theme of the Oscars like these past 2 years. Keep in mind the Academy jumped on the self-hate virtue signalling bandwagon by having Chris Rock host

>>79806958
Bernie would have wiped the floor with Trump but you voted for Hillary in the primaries just because she has a gash between her legs. Reap what you sow.

Don't worry though, in 4 years the offendatrons will vote in their own left wing demagogue.

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Do I have the most recent update of this?

>>79816185
Epic :)

>>79815539
I had strep throat once when I was in elementary school. Never been a nigger though

STREAM??.

>>79816706
yurocuck

>>79806902
What are they gonna do about todays Paxtons death?

>>79816758
Don't know but mourning over a straight white male is gonna put a damper on all the race and anti Trump crap they had planned.

>>79807174
not knowing that josef fritzl was til lindemann's pseudonym

>>79807030
Please for the love of god please no.

>>79807030
Based Barry

>>79807152
crashing this plane

>>79807248
What the hell are you doing on /pol then? You one of those that likes to wear diapers and get spanked, too?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>79816706
I'm on a road trip and won't be home till 7

>>79806902
>Welp, tonight's the night we get to hear rich and famous people talk down to us and tell us how horrible we are. Hope you're ready.

Honestly, I'll just be listening to the names of the winners while I'm making dinner, and I may come here just to see how /tv/ reacts.

Remind me why we hate the oscars again

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/thread

>>79814848
He's not wrong. Kimmel is a mediocre host that relies on meme magic, so expect Trump shit and social media engagement on par with Ellen's year.

>>79818813

It's not so much the oscars, it's just the knowledge that this particular oscars is going to be nothing but ultra rich liberal hollywood stars telling people why Trump is so bad and why anyone who supports him is a Nazi.

>>79818895
God i want this to happen

BASED MEL WILL BE BACK TONIGHT

>>79818952
At least it's not Fallon. Holy shit he was insufferable on GG. He many times just began to laugh even way before he finished his joke. He begins the sentence and he's already red and almost hysterical.

>>79806902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll_JPrXFKGo
I can't wait senpai

>>79806987
>The problem is these people are rich for the wrong reasons

there's nothing inherently wrong with being a jewish alien lizard person...except for maybe the jewish part.

just in case anyone didn't already know. Obama's daughter is an intern for Weinstein.

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>>79806902
Half the reason I voted for Trump was for nights like tonight. I'm bent over and ready. Give it to me hard Hollywood. Tell me I've been a bad boy.

>>79818895
please god let this happen.

>>79807205
>tricked poor people into thinking that they matter
as if that hasn't been the Democrat's strategy for decades. they're just upset that Trump learned to play their game and was so much better at it.

>>79807660
>He made a lot of promises that he won't be able to keep

baby's first presidency

>>79809451
I think they sound pretty awesome.
They have a nice Dune ring to it.

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Which channel covers the Oscars? I have a satellite setup looking at on Eutelsat HotBird 6/8/9