young sarah silverman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVl xW3jW_y8

CUTE

>tfw you couldn't save her from a career of low-tier stand up and help her become a wholesome, beloved star cause you were just a sperm cell

>>79799506
*BRRAP*

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What a damning example of societal "progress"

If that was shot in 2017 she would be in yoga pants and twerking to rap.

>>79799556
She was basically an autist, she wet the bed lat in life and was really depressed.

She was virgin till she was 22 and then lost it so some SNL writer.

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>>79799469
she was in fridge mode even back then

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wtf is that screeching from the audience

Aww, how innocent and cute! Just think, she would be a paragon of justice and fairness today, if Joe Franklin hadn't raped her.

>>79799725
>Joe Franklin

rly?

>>79799661
The fuck? How can you tell?

>>79799469
She's a cute but her voice is horrendous

>>79799907
her voice is the best part, you pleb

Check em, kike

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>>79799907
>not enjoying that raspy teasing voice

>>79799954
>no autotune

Dropped.

>>79799469
There's literally no difference.
She was shit back then, and she's still shit today.
Did you also know that fire burns and dogs go "woof"?

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>>79800047
>fire burns and dogs go "woof"

Infertility was a mistake

>>79800013
I hope you're joking. It's hard to tell these days.

>>79799469
Her voice is still literal eardrum cancer, as always.
Times never change.

>>79799954
I meant her singing voice

>>79800047
did you know you have awful taste?

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>>79800047
you must be joking, she was pure! innocent!

so cute :3

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>>79800047

THE FIRE BURNS

>>79800255
>so cute :3

Cuck.

>>79799589

fridge body or not I bet breaking her in and unleashing the freak was a lot of fun

>>79799469
So a decent looking cunt who was young enough to spread her legs to older men. Sex doesn't stop working when you're a "comedian". Or did this jew just have connections?

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>>79799469
I remember her since Greg the Bunny, she was so hot there.

>>79799469

Get ready for big fatsos spewing rage at this for no reas... Oh, already? Has there already been accidental kicking over of piss jugs while angrily shitposting? Yes?... Guess I'm done here.

>>79799589
fake rich people depression
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/10/22/450830121/sarah-silverman-opens-up-about-depression-comedy-and-troublemaking

>>79800272
joyless jaded fucker

>>79799589
>>79799469
She has the sort of autistic look.
I mean, in a cute way. I dunno what it is.

>>79799589

Bullshit, everyone's got a tough luck story in Hollywood. It's good for their brand and smart marketing. That bitch is normie af.

>>79801339
this t b h

>>79801339
wetting the bed after the age of 3 is not normal, no matter what your parents said to you

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Radovid sucks flaccid cock.

>>79799469
What are they screaming their heads off over?

>>79801374
I wet the bed until I was 17, now I piss in a protein shaker cup

>>79801419
yeah you're pathetic too, only difference is you're not a cute girl

and that's quite an important difference

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>stage voice

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>>79801485
I'm a "cute girl" on Tuesday evenings, for half-price drinks at Flanagan's.

>>79799589
>She was virgin till she was 22
S-s-so?

>>79801522
how cute?

>>79799469
>generic PG singing with an uppity eastern accent and a cute face
If she deserves the key to Hollywood then so does every other highschool cunt.

>>79799589
>late bed wetting

Sociopath scum

>>79801563
no, because she actually looks cute not like a makeup-pancaked--on whore

>>79800333
Her sister was on fucking Dr. Katz back then add the receptionist so you tell me

>>79799589
>She was virgin till she was 22

Oh yeah w-wow... that's r-really late, huh? she must have b-been really awkward haha

>>79801524
A female virgin that old would have to have been either so reclusive that no men approached her, or actively turning down sex for some reason. As a "cultural" Jewess, she probably wasn't saving herself for marriage, and she wet the bed as late as 2007, so your guess is as good as mine why.

>>79801524
>>79801785
hey reddít. epic posts XD

>>79801339
>>79800752

A lot of people in Hollywood are fucked in the head. You gotta be at least a bit loco to pursue a career where you have more of a chance to get struck by lightning than be successful

all the jews i knew in college were complete whores

>>79799469
She's cute as fuck. I wouldn't mind letting her crash in my place, give her encouragement about her acting career, share some weed, then pop her cherry and send her on her way

>>79799589
>some SNL writer.

Dave Attell?

Yes, not a god-tier comedian or anything... a creep, no doubt, but not just "some SNL writer." Come on. Get it together, anon.

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>>79801520
OCEAN MAAAAN!!!

>>79801909
>22+ virgins
>Reddit
y-you too?

>>79799469
>young sarah silverman

Who?

>>79801909
H-heh-heh, 22 year old vuh-virgins (*tee hee*)

>>79799469
Huh...
Women really do peak at 15 years old.

>>79799789
t. blind

>>79802575
What are you a fucking owl?

>>79802891
not mentally, unfortunately

you don't want that shit

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>>79800255

>>79802070
the part about fucking an underage girl is fine

but weed? c'mon dude

>>79803146
I don't know if you were trying to discredit her, but I'd fuck that ape

>>79803170
There's literally nothing wrong with smoking medical strength weed in the state of California

>>79803198

You can't fuck that ape.

>>79803515
why not

>>79799469
MOMMY

>>79803685

Cuz I fucking said so dude, leave it alone already.

https://youtu.be/2OeSh-m39D8

kino

>>79802210

Holy shit you're so entry level it's sad

>>79799469
funniest bit she's done in her whole life

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>>79799589
I know she admitted to being on shitloads of xanax as a teenager too. She was probably loaded in that OP link

>>79804091
based Joan

>>79799469
Cute lil' bedwetter. I wouldn't have minded changing her wet sheets!

>>79801785
Well, when you're a bedwetter until age 16, it's only fair to assume you're going to be a late bloomer.

>>79801095

She looks like a horse face Jew