>make myself a nice meal >sit down to watch a movie while

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>prepare meal
>prepare weed
>get high while movie starts
>start eating
>food tastes awesome
>weed tastes awesome
>movie is enjoyable now

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>forget about food once movie starts
>food gets cold

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>>79797176
>weed

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>>79797124
>set up heat lamp in the kitchen
>spear one nuggie at a time with my fork walking back and forth during the boring parts
>don't even have to do dishes

>>79797124
Tip, turn down the lights.. take your time eating. That works for me.

I just eat really slowly and savour every bite.

>buy booze to watch a movie buzzed
>start drinking while setting up my kino session
>half hour in and I'm already passed out
>wake up next morning not remembering any of the movie
>rinse and repeat later that night

Every time.

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>>79797201
fucking awesome stuff m8

>>79797124
Literally me right now.

>>79797124
>find a nice movie
>one of my waifu's comes on screen
>stick finger in ass imagining its her
>smell it
>tommy lee jones appears

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>>79797269
>simpsons poster
>smokes weed
>has a low IQ
wait i wrote the same thing 3 times

>>79797295
It's Tommy lee Jones your waifu?

Not judging, he's a great actor.

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>>79797308
and I still live a better life than you do

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>Character doesn't have tiny white worms in his ass that crawl out at night and make his asshole permanently itchy

I don't even want to get rid of them anymore, they're my only friends other than my imaginary friend Duke who beats up the nightmare creatures when I have bad dreams.

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>>79797338
>the weed made him THIS delusional

>>79797338
>weed smokers
>good life

bet you do mate

>>79797344
>tiny white worms in ass
Like my pornfu?

>>79797201
We can agree to disagree.

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>>79797353
>>79797356
>be white/tall and goodlooking
>have enough money so I never have to work a day in my life

yea I admit, its mediocre at best ;)

Food is a fucking trap.
The nice tasting food ruins your teeth, hard candy that you're supposed to savour is especially bad for this.
Good wholesome food is over with in minutes.

>>79797374
Go on..

>>79797426
wow you must be smoking some quality stuff

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>>79797176
>smok wed before movie
>movie is incredibly good
>can't remember most of it day after

The silver lining is that I forget awful movies even more than the good ones.

>finish popcorn bag 5 minutes into the movie
>want another bag of popcorn but i'll go above my calorie budget

>>79797344
What third world peasant shanty town do you live in? They make medicine for that you idiot.

>anymore
How do you get them so much? Do you live surrounded by cats?

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>>79797470
I can afford the best stuff

>>79797597
too bad you can't afford intelligence

>>79797581
I haven't left my room in almost a decade.

Am I the only one who prefers to watch a tv show when eating?


Like if I make dinner I'll put on an epsiode of the show I'm watching (always a comedy, one of South Park, Fan Guy, Always Sunny, Futurama...Been watching Whose Line recently)


And I can't eat during commercials too. It's fucking weird. I'm definitely autistic

>>79797491
Does this mean that you can watch the best movies over and over again?

M8 thats G8

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>>79797657
>G8

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>>79797612
Good looks are enough m8

>>79797467
You haven't seen the jynx maze ass worms video?

>>79797678
>settling

>download kino from Blacked for my Saturday night jerkoff
>film starts playing and I'm jerking off already
>6 minutes in I blow my load
>I haven't even seen BBC yet cuz the girl is still talking about being seduced

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>>79797184
>being able to forget about food

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>>79797762
>tfw you don't know this feel

>>79797426
>weak willed drug addict pisses away his parents money without any regard for future generations

quality stuff mate