cast the modern day remake of this kino hard mode: no Idris

>>79784395
yiu deserve to be put down just for suggesting such blasphemy

>>79784747
huh, nostalgia goggles much?

Blondie played by a nigger
Tuco played by a woman
Angel Eyes still a white male

>this literally rabbit actor is not fine
>this other literally rabbit actor is fine tho

just fuck off to rabbit dude

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>>79784856
wat

>>79784395
Mandingo as Blondie
Melisa McCarthy as Tuco
Mel Gibson as Angel Eyes

>>79784395
literally just

>insert minority actor here

Blondie played by Chris Tucker as his character in the Fifth Element
Tuco played by Antonio Banderas
Angel Eyes played by Chris Pratt

>>79784395
Emma Watson in a triple role

>>79784933
shit wrong pic

>>79784395
Tuco: Tom Hardy
Angel Eyes: Sam Jackson
Blondie: Chris Pine

>>79784395
Gotta rewatch this legendary kino

>>79784395
all the union troops in the movie have to be played by proud people of color including women. and all the confeerates are evil white males.

Angel Eyes: Tommy Lee Jones
Tuco: Benecio Del Toro
Blondie: Tom Hardy

>>79784395
I don't even know who modern actors are because they are all shit.

Blondie: Idris Elba
Tuco: Idris Elba
Angel Eyes: Idris Elba

>>79784395
Angel Eyes: Keanu Reaves
Tuco: Jason Statham
Blondie: Hugh Jackman

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there

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>>79785327

anon don't

>>79784981
not gonna lie i would watch this

Tuco: Charlie Day in Mexiface
Blondie: Gosling going full autist
Angel eyes: Billy Crudup

Seth Rogen, Michael Cera, and Jonah Hill. JK.

Blondie: Fassbender
Angel Eyes: Michael Shannon
Tuco: Joaquin Phoenix