Vin Diesel's stunt double, named Vinny D, just confirmed

>>79775657

>5'10

LOWER

>>79775657
>Every actor is lying
Yes. Of course they are.

for some reason I always assume that actors are taller than me and I'm always shocked when I find out they aren't

>>79775657
The Rock and Bautista aren't their labeled height either.

Rock isn't 6'5, that's his fake wrestler height.

>>79775714
Its called having an inferiority complex

tybhdtgm

>5'8"
>every turbo manlet under 5'8" claims 5'8"
>if I say I'm 5'8" and not in person, people think I'm 5'5" or 5'6"

manlet feels

>>79775908
You're 5'8". You shouldn't even be alive.

>>79775908
5'7'' here

feel ya

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>6'0"
>People always assume I'm only 5'10" or 5'11"

Fuck me

>>79775928
I think that one may be worse

if you're very abnormally short, you'll claim 5'7" like the guy from the Hunger Games or Rand Paul

>>79775928
>>79775945
This, I am 5'7 (5'8 with socks on) and I still manage to meet plenty of people who are way shorter than me, yet they all claim to be 5'7 or 5'8.

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>>79775945
>if you're very abnormally short, you'll claim 5'7"

I'm hearing you there.

>wake up
>5'8.5"
>night time
>5'7.75"

what height am I?

Anyone shorter than 6'2 should seriously think about offing themselves.

That is definitly wrong

Paul Walker is under 6"0

>>79776039

OK seriously, her heels are ridiculous there, there's a transparent piece!

>>79776129
ooooooooooo

>>79775858
freedom units or go

>>79776129

You motherfucker

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>>79776129
forty keeks

>>79776091
your height is manlet

>>79775657
Shouldn't Paul Walker be -6' 2"?

I feel like people who are 5'11" are probably the most bitter about their height, being only a single inch away from 6'.

>>79776269
>Repeating the joke
>Making it less funny
There's a special circle of hell reserved for people like you

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>>79775657
it doesn't matter though because all those actors have fake heights. Look at this pic for instance. Hasselhoff is supposedly 6ft4. He's also old as fuck so he could well be closer to 6ft3 now. Dwayne Johnson is not even close to 6ft5. It's also obvious when he is beside zac efron.

Thank fuck I'm 194cm.

>>79776346
nah 5ft9 is probably the most bitter height. Desperately pretending they're 5ft10 which itself isn't even tall

>>79776346
You know, people outside of America don't use these sort of retarded measurements.

Why do American people all have height complex?

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>>79776346

I'm 1.79 aka 5'10", so close yet so far from not being manlet

>>79776096
6'0 - 6'2 is the sweet spot. Anything above is genetically inferior. It's not practical for a body to sustain itself past 6'2.

>>79777378
N-no 5ft11-6ft1 is the sweet spot

I know that feel.

Been telling everyone I'm 6'5 for years but realised recently I'm actually 6'6.

if you're under 6'5 you should just kill yourself desu

>>79775657
I have been the celebrity wax museum in Vegas, they're all life sized models directly molded after their celebrity counter part, and I can tell you, most of them are not fucking big at all. I am not big. I am 6'0 and 170lbs, and I was bigger than nearly every single celebrity. Yes, there was one with Vin Diesel, and I wouldn't even go as far as to say he was 5'10, my brother is 5'10 and he's basically the same height as me, I was much taller than Vin. Then there was Mike Tyson who is 5'10 who looked massive standing next to me. No way in hell Paul Walker is 6'2 and Dave Bautista is 6'6.

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5'6-5'9 is the perfect male height.

>tfw too intelligent to be over 6'0

height = white muh dick

niggers of modernity all of you

>>79777578
you got it backwards my friend.

>>79777093
Yes the do, I'm not even American.

>>79777798
Civilized countries use the non-retarded metric system to measure things.

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>>79777578
>tfw 5'7

my mom is 5'11" lol

everyone else on her side of the family is 4'10"-5'2" I'm not sure how she turned out this way

>>79777841
In the sciences yes, but informally many people still use imperial or a mix of the two. I'd guess it's because it's so prevalent in the American media we see

>>79777420
I'm speaking as someone who is 5'8 so I have no bias.

What surprised me was Willem Dafoe. Ran into him a while back and he was about my height, just 5'6.

>>79777890

Your Grandpa is a cuck. But at least this means you are carrying old-timey alpha chad genes.

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>mfw i'm the same height as Bale
>183cm

FUCK YER

>>79775858
he's not such a big guy

>always thought I was 6'2
>recently measure myself
>actually 6'1.5 unless I really stretch my spine ridiculously
>tfw secret manlet
Nobody will ever know my secret

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HAHAHAHAHA
>Shia LaManlet

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>mom 5"6
>dad 5"8
>me 5"10
Is my pa a cuck?

>>79775908
shoes alone should make you 5'9
therefore you're now as big as the big guy
>>79775858

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>tfw firstborn
>tfw tallest one in the family

>>79778420
No that seems like a fairly normal child growth increase.

>>79778544

Actually mankind in generally become smaller

>>79778586
Those recessive manlet genes seem to be surviving eh,

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>>79777578
Heres the real one

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Its common rule for actors to add 2-3 inches in their height

basically they add 1 more inch depending on how insecure they are.

1-2 inch for you average actor

3 inch if theyre insecure fucks

>>79775657
I'm 179 cm and always had people give me shit because of my height, especially my father. Dude is 1.92 m. and after I turned 18 and stopped growing he started calling me household goblin and hairy smurf on daily basis.

It turned out to my advantage though, because after years of ridicule I'm practically immune to manlet-shaming.

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>>79775936
>5'11"
>everyone believes me when i say im 6'0"

feels good

>>79775657
Why did you make this thread?

>>79779466
this

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>>79779466
>tfw the doctor's office measures me as 5'11.5 every time
>mfw I just round up and no one knows the difference

>>79779466

I forget the post, but there was an anon who said he was 6'2 but he says that's he's 5'11 so his manlet friends can't try to bullshit being 6 feet tall

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>>79775858
>DiCaprio 183cm

>>79775858
Speak American

>>79779592
yeah it was at the top of /r/4chan for a while

kek'd at it myself

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>Tfw you are a 5'8 manlet and all your friends are 6'1+

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>>79779338
Efron's probably counting his abs in his listed height. When will manlets learn?

The Michalka sisters here are 5'9 (175cm) and 5'7 (around 172cm) - though they're both probably wearing 2 inch heels as well.

>>79779695
>yeah it was at the top of /r/4chan for a while

Fuck off

>>79779870
Triggered?

>>79779738
>having friends

>>79775936
>5'10"
>half the people I'm with think I'm 5'9"
>other half think I'm 6'0"

>>79778420
(mother's height + father's height + 13)/2 = child's expected height

>>79779929
So my kid will be 11.8 foot tall? I don't think that's right

>>79776091
The only moral height to claim is your height at the end of the day, rounded down to the nearest whole inch or centimeter. In your case, you are 5'7".

>>79780021
only works in metric.

>>79780195
How?

(1.8 + 1.6 + 13)/2 = 8.2

>>79780317
centimetres you moron

>>79780375
That still doesn't work, it ends up as 2.35 metres

>>79780421
13 centimetres is 0.13 metres, not 1.3

>>79780650
What?

>>79778420
Nah. Me and my brother are both taller than both our parents.

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Dan claims he is 6'2

There is a reason why he always takes pictures sitting down

>>79778503
You have to keep in mind that Tom Hardy does, in fact, also wear shoes

>>79777378
Manlet

>>79779861
>The Michalka sisters here are 5'9 (175cm) and 5'7 (around 172cm) - though they're both probably wearing 2 inch heels as well.
lol youve never had a gf have you?

2inch heels is standard wear. when they get dressed up its 4"+ stilettos

>>79779870
just admit it already that some parts of reddit are a superior version of 4chan.

>>79781015
fuck off

>>79775858
Being a big guy is not about your size, its about your heart.

>>79780803
Centi means 100, thats why its a cent (100 cent = a dolar) or a centurion or a centuary.

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>>79780803
>mfw an american didn't know what a cent means near me

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>>79776032
>(5'8 with socks on)

>>79780803
don't bait me

>>79775657
>Every actor is acting

>>79776091
depends on what your midmorning height is

>>79781015

I only go to the Opie and Anthony subreddit and those guys are brutal.

>>79775657
>Batista
>6'6

Yeah, okay Vince.

Why does height even matter?

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>>79776039

I wonder how tall Tommy boy is barefoot. Probably like 5'4"-5'5".

>>79781288
fuck off

>>79776129
DELET

>>79775858
mhmmmm

If you aren't at least 6' tall you're a pathetic manlet who deserves nothing

>>79781311
he wears moonshoes AND lifts inside the moonshoes

>>79777336
From the age of 18 to two weeks agoI was sure I was 5'11" but I've measured myself and I'm only 5'10''

Life is suffering

>>79781311
oh come on Cruisey, this is reaching RDJ levels of ridiculous

>>79777628
shut up lanklet
>>79779179
neck yourself manlet
>>79779466
they're just humouring you so you won't kill yourself you manlet
>>79781303
getting laid
>>79781311
he's 172cm, this is absurd

As a 6'4" man, I never really understood all the obsession about height. It's rarely ever worked in my favor.

I'm 182 cm which is like 5'11.5" I used to think I was shorter because guys would tell me they're 6'1" and there'd be a huge difference in eye level. I became self aware of my posture and I've been sleeping on the hardwood floor for weeks. Now I walk like a nazi and I finally feel tall.

>>79781499
This is the truth.

Almost everything in this world is designed by manlets for manlets. A manlet will never be too small to drive a car or a motorcycle, tall people, on the other hand, can have problems fitting into tiny roadsters, for example.

>>79782125
Yeah they will Dual Sport bikes are too tall for certain people.

>>79775936

>6'1"
>people literally assume i'm 6'4"

>>79775858
>unironically using centimeters

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>>79779466
>5'11 native scandinavian
>Have been told I'm tall on multiple ocassions.

I swear to god people will think you're tall if you have a lanky neck.

>>79775858
Put it in American. I can't read this shit dumbass

>>79775657
>Only two inches.

Who the fuck cares.

>>79776129
nephew we need to take...

>>79783843
I bet you hear that a lot

>>79779410
damn dawg your father got jokes

>>79775908
5'5" and under is the true redpill. You can't lie to people about your height. Even if you did it wouldn't make a difference cause you're still really short.

I've met The Rock and I'm 6'3" and we were the same height. He's not 6'5".

>>79783843
cope

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>>79779695
>>79781015
>>79781288
kys seriously

>>79783843
your wife cared about my extra two inches

>>79775908
5'7" masterrace reporting in

>tfw 6'2
>also a tranny

Manlet privilege is triggering me right now

>never cared about my height (5'7) until it became a meme
>now i can't go anywhere without feeling self conscious
>every time i go out with my close friend (a grill) i have to make sure she doesn't wear heels
>she's my height but can tower over me

i hate this. thank god i'm not ugly at least. i go for 5'0 to 5'2 qts

>6'4"
>people act like you're a monster than can rend them limb from limb
>tfw you only did it that once

>>79775657
>Vin Diesel's stunt double, named Vinny D,

wow, what a convenient coincidence

>>79778544
meanwhile i get bigger >:)

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>>79779466
>181 cm
>americans ask how much it is in freedom units
>say one foot is 30 cm so 180/6 = 6 feet
>one foot is actually like 30.4cm putting me at 5'11
Feels like I'm getting away with murder

>tfw when 6'5" but have a very small pebis
The look on girls faces when they see it

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>>79775657
bullshit he is taller than the rock

>>79779466
this
im 6' and claim 6'1 and nobody notices, you could probably do the same

also if youre 6' you might as well be 6'4. girlsdont think in inches they think in tall or short

>>79776129
This is why i keep coming back to this place.

>>79778303
But anon...