/lbg/

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RIP. Think i'll watch rewatch branded to kill tonight (and maybe first watch Tsigoineruwaizen if i have time)

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https://letterboxd.com/Synt/

Weird mix of films recently.

I thought Safe was wonderfully shot and looked gorgeous, but couldn't for the life of me understand what everyone sees in it. Is anyone a big fan of it here?

Not pictured is the 70s western Bad Company starring a young Jeff Bridges. Great take on the old west, sort of posits it as almost post-apocalyptic in how miserable and desperate the land can make people between pockets of civilisation.

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https://letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/

Last thread died so fast. I don't know yet what I'll watch later today but I miss watching something in french.

I'm going to sleep now.

End of blogpost

What a good start to the thread.

I feel guilty when I turn on the television before noon so I hardly ever watch movies on Saturday morning.

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yo cunts ditch this shti site, reddit has al the best memes all the hippest discussion all the edgiest personalities, this whole site is dead man walking

>>79775113
Eli Gays

>>79774478
Yeah I couldn't really come up with an answer either.

>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD

>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD

>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD

>>79774478
*What a shit start to the thread.

No need to thank me

Don't watch pic related, it's garbage

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>>79775430
forgot pic

>>79775485
Fuck you

>>79775279
>>79775330
>>79775354
Shut up Machill

>>79775589
>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD

>>79775589
>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD

>>79774027
Safe genuinely made me anxious to the point of making breathing difficult. I don't know why

>>79775113
>yuppie shit

>>79774027
>Is anyone a big fan of it here?
I am.

Previous thread: >>79756685

>>79776689
that was a zany thread

Reminder: Blackhat is amazing.

Reminder: Emily Jean is amazing.

I saw [safe] in the theater when it came out and didn't really get if it was supposed to be funny like a satire or not. In retrospect I think it was. Like a satire/parody of self-help gurus who don't make you better and actually make you worse. Meh.

Safe is a safe movie, it's great.
Split had me split. it was meh.
Breathless made me breathless, it was so good.
Hating Bad Taste is bad taste.

>>79776927
>Youtubers

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>>79777083
>He's my guy! Our guy!

ITT: plebs + babbies

>>79777179
and emily jean <3

Only one week left until the legendary launch of Nintendos newest home console/handheld hybrid

>>79777272
for the past 3 years or so i've been following vidya crap but i'm too poor to afford ANYTHING so yeah.

i wouldn't be caught dead playing a nintendo in public like that btw.

Nintendo used to be that cool guy who was in with the loser crowd (the geeks, the autists, weird people). They made games that they could enjoy in all their squeaky clean childlike ways.

But most of it's older fans have grown up and stabilized into normal people. The ones who don't occupy "normal" lives have otherwise moved on to other games and platforms that show more depth than the kind Nintendo has to offer.

Meanwhile, today's young adults don't really see themselves as belonging to archaic cliques and have evolved into a more complex arrangement of intersectional groups. There aren't really any real gamers anymore.

People that used to see Nintendo as a source of wild imagination have largely given up on their same old bag of tricks for every game. They woke up to how lame and lacking in edge their more recent games really are.

So what you're left with is a Nintendo who is just money hungry but also desperate to hang on to what little is left to it's legacy. It leads to stuff like the Wii U and then this turd that's stuck between the iPhone and the Xbox. You can practically hear the sounds of Nintendo's knees crawling on the floor begging the market (and the audience) for cash if he can just figure out what it is The Kids™ like today.

The Wii & Wii U weren't good. This, however, is just sad.

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>>79777404

>>79777541
stupid animeposter

>>79777148
He's not *my* guy

>>79775931
Good to know no matter what movie I like, its assumed I have an agenda to like it

If Amaranth were a movie, Edgar Cochran would give her a 100/100
If Amaranth were a director, she'd be Federico Fellini
If Amaranth were a country of film, she'd be Italy
If Amaranth were a style of filmmaking, she'd be French New Wave
If Amaranth were anymore perfect, she'd be Amaranth

-Made by Anonymous on 6/3/2014

>>42209810
Why is Kenny so high?

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Kate Plays Christine was so fucking cringeworthy. I don't understand why people seem to like it.

>>79779140
Christine looks like a rip off of Saw V

>>79779161
Still has a shitty pre-release poster.

Todd Gaines here what's up? You guys check out my most recent review ?

Sally Jane Black here what's up? You guys check out my most recent review ?

>>79779746
I love you bro.

>>79779776
I love you bro.

Emily Jean here what's up? You guys check out my most recent review ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s

>>79776689
More lazy than ever. Kill yourself

WHAT'S UP FAGS

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Allow me to introduce myself first, My name is Cinebro, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are plebeian, boring, casuals who spend every second of their day talking about shitty superhero films. You are everything wrong with the board. Honestly, have any of you ever seen a French New Wave film? I mean, I guess it’s okay for fifth graders to have taste like this but you guys take it to a whole other level. This is even worse than playing Call of Duty all day.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much a true cinephile. I live in a booming city and work at an arthouse cinema. What do you do other than shitpost and talk about Hobbits? I also got straight A's at film school and have a banging hot blu-ray collection. You are all plebeians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

http://letterboxd.com/cinebro/

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

tfw too sleepy to fully appreciate once upon a time in the west

Tfw big gun down is better

>>79781433
I know this is just pasta but
>resident evil
>5/5

"No."

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>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

wtf synt is a commie

>>79783503
triggered?

>>79783503
that'll happen when you orbit amaranth for too long

>>79783503
communism is good I watched a really good documentary on it recently called Soy Cuba, id recommend

>>79784676
>communism is good
>''documentary''

>>79783503
That should teach you about who you try to be a boyfriend of.
Avoid bad people. Avid the Synts of life.

Are Lion, Fences or Jackie worth watching at all or should I just skip

>>79784908
thank you for picking up the memes my friend

>>79783170
jesus dude just how insecure are you?

>>79784984
>Are Lion, Fences or Jackie worth watching
nope

>Are Lion, Fences or Jackie worth watching
sure

>>79785355
>>79785615
we'll damn now what

>>79785777
toss a coin, heads you watch it, tails you don't

>>79785777
If it were me, I would. But it's on you, buddy boy.

>>79785991
>>79785866
Are any of them particularly better
going to watch moonlight and hacksaw ridge probably tomorrow, could do a third but won't watch 5 that's obviously mad

>>79786075
Fences > Jackie > > > > > > > > not watching Lion > > > > > > > watching Lion.

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Oh wow this is my letterboxd

https://letterboxd.com/cigarettes/

>>79783595
I've never seen synt talk about Amaranth

Where can I get Batang West Side? Only KG?

>>79787845
>Who Killed Captain Alex
>5 stars
Patrician.

>>79787845
Oh hey hi nice to have met you, you good?

>>79788118
mubi

>>79788654
Who's Emma and why is Emily excited that it's time for her?

>>79788686
your numbers are really cool
shame that no one will care since they're not doubels

>>79787845
who the fuck names themselves cigarettes

>>79788736
>Me: A person named cigarettes, here to have a good time

Bump for boxletters

Jess > Logan >>>>> Dean

>>79788736
he does

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>>79790043
You do.

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>>79790088
I do not

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>>79790133
You do.

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I do to

>>79790379
Ah-bloo-bloo

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Finally watched popcorn after hearing about it ~3 years ago (when the blu-ray was still 'coming soon')

Some really nice ideas in there, shame it didn't come earlier in the slasher cycle, could have been great if it took itself more seriously

>>79791130
who the fuck names their movie popcorn

>>79791176
It's a slasher set in the cinema during an all night horrorthon

pretty good title. Anguish (which was the other part of the double bill where I originally heard of it) executes this much better

Yeah, by far the best thing about Popcorn is the poster. The film is a weak slasher done after the '80s heyday and before the reinvention. Nothing special in that period.
Haven't seen the blu-ray, there's no interest, really.

One morning, at the end of October, not long before the first drops of the insufferably long autumn rains fell on the parched cracked ground, on the western side of the farm, so that the stinking bog makes the tracks impassable until the first frosts and it cuts off the town too. Futaki was woken by the sound of bells. The closest church was eight kilometers to the South-West on the old Hochmeiss field, a solitary chapel. But not only was there no bell there, the church tower had collapsed during the war.

>>79791430
I don't think it's completely without its charm, it's nicely self aware, it probably would have got a heart from me if I was in a different mindset, and I really like the idea of the killer taking on the prosthetic face of people he killed, it just would work better in an actual horror rather than a comedy (or at least with the weighting shifted)

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>>79791588
>I don't think
You do.

Yo homie

Yo homie

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yo homie

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What are some otheer books /lbg/ could never understand?

>>79785777
Fences is good, the other two aren't

You can trust my opinion because I haven't seen any of them

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>>79791874
Any.
Wed rather stockpile on awful movies and brag about our movies watched than read

>>79791874
all of them

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>>79791874

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>Hey faggot lick my toes!

>>79791874
Books are for fags

>>79792015
who is this?

>>79791874
The State and Revolution - Vladimir Lenin

>>79792104
Sigourney Weaver's """son"""

>>79792154
she had a son? what a slut

Woah woah woah

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Woah woah woah

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rare picture of link_gorro and dropout_bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOLG6kHs80

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what are some movies about grass?

>>79787845
>The Virgin Suicides
>Cigarettes

Why am I not surprised.

>>79793380
I don't get it

k WELL......
basicly, i have a insatiable love for emily jean
i think she fuken awsome and funny and adorbs

wahoo! i just saw a thousand films!

>>79794641
*Emma Stone

who even has the time to watch American Honey

>>79794980
anyone who isn't dead

Can you still think when you're dead?

>>79795358
asians are basically dead and they think sometimes

>>79795358
>he doesn't know

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>>79793919
>red hair
Ew

>>79795700
my man
blonde emma > all

>>79793380
dropout_gorro

>>79796338
H̙̥ͭ̈́ͯ̊ͬ̅E͖̰̼͑̄͐͒͢Y̵̡̜͐Ȉ̸̢̲̭̥͖̙̝͈͔̊͋̕T̴̮̻̗͉̮̳̾̒̎̕S̯͕͕̳̘͍̻̑̅̂̇̆͗̔̍͟F̦̱̳͉͎̭̟̝͈̏̀̊͐ͮ̑R̟̪̮̅͗ͭͤͤ̄͞E̛͉̙͡D͉̓ͪ

>>79796365
MODS

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.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .- / ..-. .- --. --. --- -

i have to watch lion but i'm feeling sleepy, i guess i'll finish it tomorrow

>>79796577
the lion coexists with Dev Patel on the boat until he finally reaches land. but it turns out the lion was a metaphor for him because a monkey killed his mother. There, saved you two hours.

>>79796612
:)

Bravo Angly

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whatever happen to this guy?

Ingmar Bergman called the film a "work of genius".

>>79797797
Yeah, looper was a great time travel movie

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>>79798182

What other boards does /lbg/ post in?
I post on /mu/ and /mlp/(ironically)

>>79798473
/lit/

>>79798473
/pol/, /r9k/, /x/

>>79798473
None. Sometimes I visit some other boards, but posting never.

>>79798549
3d or 2d?

>>79798579
3D

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>>79799025

>>79798473
/g/

>>79799106
impressively pleb

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Am i a pleb?

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>professional shitposter
>Swedish/French
>myanimelist

pls b here, ComicTwerk4Sans

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>>79799354
A lot of anons here will say so, but how many normal people do you think have actually seen The Master?

I know its a stretch because of the the criterion/filmstruck hate that seems to be prevalent on /tv/, but whats a good suggestion to watch tonight?

i'm between A Colt is My Passport and Branded to Kill, but I'm open to a crime/noir movie if theres other suggestions

>>79800040
all of them

>>79799354
good christ, watch a movie that's older than 10 years old ffs

>>79799731
>how do I make it seem like I like film?
>oh I know! I'll make my bio about politics!

>>79800075
>watching movies older than 10 years
LOL

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>>79799354
modern cinema is best cinema is best cinema, senpai. I like it

>>79799354
>>79800040
>>79800131
post profiles, embryos

>>79799731
Leave tranny

>>79800051
>noir
Ace In the Hole is leaving Filmstruck this Tuesday, and its a pretty interesting take on noir since it's not about crime per se but about a selfish down-and-out newspaper reporter trying to get his career back on track, with a rather prescient take on media sensationalism (though a bit heavy-handed imo)

>>79799731

>pro democracy

>>79800227
i appreciate it, ill check that out before its off

>>79800518
np

btw for some reason, despite providing service only in the USA, Filmstruck removes titles based on GMT, e.g., Ace In the Hole will leave 0000 GMT on 28 February, which is 1900 EST on 27 February (pretty dumb, i missed out on some John Ford titles because of it)

and if your interested,
https://help.filmstruck.com/hc/en-us/articles/115000301047-Movies-Leaving-FIlmStruck
initially, it's quite a shockingly long list, which makes you wonder how long Filmstruck is going to last, but keep in my mind they've only been around a few months, they like to rotate titles, and the absences aren't necessarily permanent (e.g., Ford's Mary of Scotland is already back on Filmstruck). and to be honest, regardless of company, home video and streaming rights seem to be a mess to work out and a big fucking headache

I can twist my tongue

>>79801007
twist it around my cock pls

>>79801030
No

I just took a fat shit

>>79801044
If your fat shit was a movie what would it be?

>>79801114
The Human Condition

>>79801114
Heavy Metal

>>79801114
bvs because it was long dark and very shitty

>>79801114
Anything by Michael Mann.

>>79801242
/thread

>>79801242
b-but i like Thief and The Insider

tho Heat is overrated AS FUCK

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miami vice is by far the greatest film ever made
prove me wrong

>>79801242
You're a nu-male.

Yo homie

>>79801539
This guy knows.

>>79801644
He knows NOTHING

>>79801559
>>79801644
How new

I love you, you love me la la woo woo ahhhhhhh

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Watched this turd last night. Highly overrated.

Also: why do some people have less than 1000 in their profile? I never follow them, even if they have some good reviews up, cuz I just can't trust their taste.

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https://letterboxd.com/DPIW73/

Watched 4 movies today and they got progressively better.

>>79800169
https://letterboxd.com/muelyseye/

>>79800075
I do its just that i feel like i should rewatch them before i review them for letterboxd, only got started around a month ago now.

>>79802424
based Franco, Female Vampire was the best right?

>>79802530
>only 15 movies before 1990
yikes

>>79802649
Nah, thats the only Franco I have seen but it was really bad compared to Rollin's vampire films that I have seen

>>79802672

As i said im working my way back through movies ive already seen. Its purely chance that ive been watching alot of newer films in the last few months.

Have you got any recomendations?

>>79802778
watch more movies

https://letterboxd.com/ggeecckkoo/

>>79802816
I meant movies specifically but ill be doing that

>>79802293
That's why we call them embryos.

>>79802886
you can start by watching the apocalypse trilogy

>>79802293
I'll go watch a bunch of short films to get my count up so you can follow me

>>79802987
Yeah, I've seen you do that. Is it a /tv/ thing? I don't hang around here too often.

>>79803034
Nice! (But even if they are shorts, it will still take a lot of time, to watchs hundreds of them.)

>>79803114
Started here in /lbg/ and caught on on /mu/. Hasn't caught on in other /tv/ threads.

>>79774329

Martyrs!

>>79803114
Yeah its a /tv/ thing:^)

>>79802293

What's your account name anon? :-)

>>79800904
big thing to remember too, if its a filmstruck/criterion release and if leaves Filmstruck - its only leaving that half of the site. Criterion isn't losing any titles on the service

>>79803571
someone should make a martyrs trailer edited as a comedy

>>79803661
You mustn't've'ly tell lies

>>79803983
>anime
Fuck off

>>79803983
Nice

>>79799106
>all 5 stars
nice kid

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>>79804016

Au revoir les plebfants

>>79805001
j'éspère que tu va mourir dans ton sommeil

>>79805085
moi aussi

Good morning
What are you watching today

>>79806985
F-A-G-G-O-T

>>79807003
You're going faggot watching? Huh that's seems a little gay, no judgement here though.

>>79807003
>>79807137
haha owned

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¿Qué película me recomiendan para ver?

>/tv/ is usually awful
>today it gets even more filled with retards
:(

>>79808411
¿Cuál es tu perfil?

seen any worthwhile movies lately?

>>79808535
yea

>>79808549
good to hear

>>79808549
Which ones

holy fuck, it's already oscars day.

>tfw fallen behind on the cult movie challenge

what are the best CAT iii movies

>>79808955
I really enjoyed Dr. Lamb. I've also heard good things about Ebola Syndrome. (I assume we are talking specifically about CATIII films made in Hong Kong.)

>>79809003
we can be talking about whatever you want my friend

Thanks

Hentai Cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBSQabGk-wo

>>79788154
got a torrent/link to it?

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Shit, I better go to this website and help the cause!

emily jean's best role!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u4tQlVRKD8

>>79810358
youtube

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Is Vincent Dawn or Anthony M Dawson the better pseudonym for Italian auteurs

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>all saved images start with 1488 right now

>>79810417
>80000 children go missing
>population increases anyway

just had a wank ama

>>79801539
Bad Boys 2 is better

>>79813081
/lbg/ endorsed Bernie Sanders

>>79813194
Correct.
I endorsed Bernie Sanders.

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Emily Jean likes to drink Cranberry

>>79813263
She's going to lose tonight

RIP Bill Paxton

>>79814643

>>79814717
Probably not. They're dumb there, wouldn't know how to put someone on the slides this close to the event. And I'm serious

Hacksaw ridge was ok

Still undecided on whether Jackie is worth bothering with or not

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Hopefully they'll cancel Training day now

>>79814861
Natalie is good but she already has an Oscar so I'm #LeanForJean

>>79814955
More like #DroneForStone

>>79815321
#JollyForEmily

>>79815407
Nah, #EnemaForEmma

>>79815464
what the fuck

>>79815492
:^)

I want /lbg/ to be on their best Behavior tonight

>>79815686
You're not my mom

>>79815686
Get fuked, faget

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the call that saved cinema

>>79816079
>Eyes without a face
>Eyes clearly have a face
fuk u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjt4xpausT4

Tonight /tv/ will be full of tourists, most of them will leave thinking /tv/ is a shit board BUT they're going to remember one (1) thread THIS thread!

>>79816890
>most of them will leave thinking /tv/ is a shit board
That's like saying most people would leave thinking apples are red after seeing a bunch of them

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>>79816890
Name ONE (1) kino

wahoo! just finished hacksaw ridge!
andy was great in it!

i won 2 passes to the akira kurosawa meet and greet, but i dont wanna go

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sometimes reddit is cool

>>79817335
Wrong. Meryl Streep deserves to win it

>>79817591
Sup Meryl Streep

>>79817335
reddit is never cool, they might have the correct idea but they are never cool

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Final Chapter didn't deserve to be half as good as it is

>>79818425
>roach
>embryo
lol

>>79818425
isn't it the worst edited and visualised film in the entire franchise?

>>79818463
Not a roach, Circassian. I just live here

>>79818518
>I just live here
Classic

>>79818507
I hate frantic cuts and this one was Avengers turned up to eleven. Yet it somehow worked.
>>79818551
Look up who Caucasians are before you embarrass yourself further, you nig nog.

>>79818611
>triggered embryo roach
lol

>>79818611
>triggered embryo roach
lol

>>79818676
You sound like the triggered one, tbqh

>>79818611
>Yet it somehow worked.
How could you seriously think that? The editing in The Final Chapter is painfully bad. The action scenes are nearly unwatchable because of the terrible editing. The Resident Evil movies have always been terrible but they used to have decent action scenes.

>>79818855
I don't know what to tell you. I loved the ridiculousness of the plot and how self-conscious of it the movie was.

>A giant corporation decides to kill every human being because everyone is gonna die anyway and then they'll have the entire world to themselves

The way it never wasted any time with drama as if to say "we know you find this shit boring so we'll just go back to zombies now". It all clicked for me.

>>79819048
>I don't know what to tell you
>proceeds to tell

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

It's time for some opinions!!
Actually good tier: Manchester by the sea, then Moonlight
Fine, not bad but also not that great tier: La la land, Hacksaw ridge, hell or high water
Garbage tier: Arrival
Didn't bother watching and probably won't ever tier: Lion, hidden figures, fences, Jackie
Not nominated but I liked them better than at least 80% of the best picture nominations: Silence, Greasy Strangler, Nocturnal Animals, Paterson

Those are my official opinions on the oscars. The important thing to remember is that they literally do not matter, when you look at historical winners/nominees you see that they have basically no bearing on what is culturally/critically important (even in very near history. When was the last time anyone watched or talked about spotlight)

Also I think that la la land won't win and it will be Moonlight probably

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Since Humphrey Bogart was shorter than Ingrid Bergman, he wore these platform shoes during the filming of Casablanca

>>79819195
>machill was the novelty with an usual long post for only 21 seconds
Nice post, btw

>>79819195
All of those movies you categorized belong in the same tier of bland

>>79819195
you suck, machill.

>>79819272
That's not true, at all

>>79819206
Ok

>>79819312
Why do you think that?

>>79819340
Why do (You) think that?

>>79819268
Thanks I made it myself

>>79819272
I disagree. Although generally they are fairly bland, I think they are at least varying in their blandness

>>79819292
I'm sorry to hear you feel that way

>>79819195
this is not really true. If something sweeps it becomes a big story, e.g. Titanic and now possibly La La Land (but doubtful)

"film twitter" (ugh) will also have lots of fodder to bitch about if something idiotic wins (like Crash, or Birdman)

>>79819479
Birdman is the second best BP winner of the decade though

>>79819479
A big story but one that nobody cares about after a week
Titanic isn't well known/culturally significant now because of all the oscars although I still haven't seen it properly

Name 1 (ONE)

>>79819571
kino?

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>>79819462
I'm watching (You)

>>79819195
I instantly lost all interest in seeing Moonlight when I found out that Michael Mann liked it.

>>79819544
True

lol bazinga is in Hidden Figures

>>79819549
>Titanic isn't well known/culturally significant now
the fuck are you smoking.

>>79819632
That seems a strange reason but ok

>>79819687
Avatar is one of his favorite movies.

>>79819682
I'm saying that it is, but not because of the oscars, it's reputation is completely separate to that

>>79819544
I want Inarritu fans to leave.

>>79819717
ok. It still seems strange to use that as a benchmark to watch something or not, wouldn't you rather form your own opinion

>>79819745
I want YOU to leave.

CURRENT THREAD >>79819816

>>79819785
>13:45:59

>>79819816
>13:46:55

hmmmmmm

>>79819903
>both threads are started with redditfrogs
Made me think

>>79820031
go make another thread if it triggers you so much

>>79819903
Both seem made by winstonne, that loser

>>79820048
FUCK YOU

>>79820048
>1 minute apart
>both
>can't into math

>>79820045
Calm down lmao I was just making an observation