How the FUCK did this retard bang two of the hottest girls

>>79764932
cant even tell if these are shopped anymore

when you bang one girl all of their friends follow

>bang two of the hottest girls in Twin Peaks
James fucked Shelly and Audrey? Did I miss that episode?

>>79764932
cuz he was fuckin cool

played guitar
sang love songs
had a motorcycle and leather jacket

JUST YOU

Girls like damaged goods

Not like 'I'm an autistic meme spammer on 4chan' damaged, but 'has it all but still isn't happy' damaged

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>>79764932
Laura liked his naivety as she was so cynical and bitter
Donna liked that Laura liked him

>>79764932
Because Laura fucked everyone and Donna was just as lame of a character as he was.

>>79764932
his jawline and motorcycle

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Anyone else disappointed Michael Ontkean won't return?

It's a small town, not a lot of options.

>>79765047
This

>>79765416
ANNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi

>>79764932
Well fucking Laura didn't seem like much of an accomplishment, I still can't believe Bobby didn't know she was fucking all those dudes behind his back.

>>79768012
YES
CoopxTruman was my OTP

>>79768379
fuck off cunt
embarrassing

>>79768398
wew stay upset

>>79765345
He said two of the hottest, not the two hottest

On a scale, he banged #3 (Laura) and #5 (Donna)

>>79768012

>"I'm so excited about coming back I went and found my old sheriffs jacket"
>"Wait no I'm retired from acting

Wonder what the real reason is for him pulling out

>>79768572
>"I'm so excited about coming back I went and found my old sheriffs jacket"
What?

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>>79765033
Here's the original unaltered version.

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HOW'S PAVEL?

>yfw Bob died of aids

>>79765047
really? why? i always thought the opposite. if someone could explain why and how to make this work.