>mfw I'll never go to war and have a qt who swears her

>>79758994
It's just a meme, in reality she'd be neck deep in dicks 2 weeks into your absence

>>79759063
black dicks*

>>79759063
Not really.

Not in a mall town where it would be too hard to keep it a secret.

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>implying this won't happen

>>79758994
The letter from the wife in Thin Red Line is heartbreaking

>>79759075
she has a pretty nice pussy desu

>>79759063
>2 weeks
breh, that's being nice

>>79759099
lol, everywhere m8

>>79759429
pretty nice everything

>>79758994
I only knew two girls who had boyfriends in the army. Both cheated.

and it wasn't with me :(

>>79759075
Sammi is prettier

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>>79759994
>you couldn't save her from being a slut

>>79760049
that was her parents' job

>>79758994
>mfw I will never go anywhere out of my room and have a gf of any kind at all

ftfy

>>79760328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpyH-MrT8Go