>go rob a bank >when you come out everybody in a two block

hhyap

yee haw

that's texan for yes

I'm glad I live in California!

>>79747859
this film was good

>>79747881
mmmhmmm

Turns out....
little monkey fella

>>79747859
certain parts probably. im in az and literally everyone has a gun, not even including concealed carry. im sure certain parts of tx people are strapped to the teeth.

>>79747923
I'm glad you live there too! So when the Yellowstone Caldera erupts your entire odious state will be swallowed up by the ocean like Jamestown in Jamaica.

>>79747859
>Why's y'all robbin' the bank? Y'all ain't even Mets-icans!

>>79747859
Yes. Not so much in the cities though.

>>79747923
Things Faggots Say

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>What don't you want?

>>79747859
Rip nativeameribro.

>>79748017
God waitresses that do this are so cringy

>>79747859
yes

but they ride horses and only carry six-shooters

>>79748051
People actually believe this
t. texan

>>79747923
Yeah, and you have long drawn out and dangerous shootouts!

See:
LA Riots
North Hollywood shootout

Down here in Texas when terrorists try to pull their shit they get shut the fuck down quickly

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In rural texas unironically yes

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>>79748110
muh nigga

But why though? It's not like they're stealing from you personally

>>79748146

No one likes to be put in a position of weakness

>>79748146
>Allowing any thieving scum to live

Spoken like a true yank.

>>79748083
I know that's why I typed it

I'm a texan too

>>79748183
Hello friend :-)

>>79748146
You sound like a Socialist.
>it's just le bank. Those le shekelbergs le deserve it
>:^)

>>79748110
Unpopular opinion I like lone star more than shiner

>>79748146
Finally having a legal reason to kill someone in public. Finally get to show the cunt down the street youre a better shot then him so he'll have to buy you a round. Why would you not anon?

>>79748146
They want to feel like heroes

>>79748212
It's the point of the movie

>>79747954
>starts backing out with the gun and the money

>>79748110
>fuck pork
Why?

>>79748220
More of a St Arnold's and Real Ale person myself. I agree that Shiner is overrated.

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>>79747923
Freedom for the State of Jefferson!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>79748146
>passing up a free opportunity to shoot someone

Your type doesn't belong in Texas.

This was the best film overall. Between the characters, cinematography, dialogue, and story it beats out Manchester By The Sea and La La Land, two films I otherwise thought were damn good.

I swear to God if Davis beats Williams for Supporting Actress I will sit in mile frustration before remembering the Oscars are run by Disney

>>79748295
Oh yeah, I love real ale, the bar I work at has like 50 taps from texas, great shit. But for cheap bear year LS is my go to.

For the sake of American cinema, this movie needs to win. It would send a clear message to hollywood to get the fuck over their oscar bait and start making some real movies again.

>>79747966
What part are you from?

>>79747859
Anon I'm in Austin, and most public building have a sign on the door asking you to leave your gun in the car... If you feel like it.
Being a Texan is fucking awesome. Its America's America.

>>79747975
>when the Yellowstone Caldera erupts
You're confusing Yellowstone with Yosemite, you geographical illiterate.

>>79748366
Three black women in the category. Williams, has no chance, either Davis, Harris or Hidden Figures one.

>>79748286
Beef country anon.

>>79748286
Is not halal

>>79748493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera

I took me less time to prove you wrong in google than it took you to type your response

>>79748462
>Austin
>Texan
Pick one

>>79748220
If we're talking about regular Shiner, maybe. But shiner bock is far superior.
For a dirt cheap beer lonestar isn't a bad choice, and you get those obnoxious riddles on every bottlecap.

>>79748094
>LA Riots
>North Hollywood shootout
Both of those things happened before you were born though

>>79748574
Fuck Pork and Fuck Goy People!

>>79748604
t. Salty Dave from Flower Mound

>>79748652
t. nu male posting from his iPad

>>79748017
My laptop screen was skewed upwards when I opened this image and I thought it was Harrison Ford for a second.

>>79748580
That's not California you mongoloid

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>>79748462
>Austin

>>79748094
Yeah just like Waco

>>79747923
>go rob a bank
>when you come out everybody is too busy sucking each other's dicks to give a shit about anything else so you roam around free

seems about right

>>79748462
don't ever say your a Texan if you live in Austin

>>79748110
> moved to Houston from NJ
> what the fuck is whataburger?
> Order a bacon burger
> looks tasty as fuck and not like other fast food joints where the burger looks dried out from heat lamps.
> great fucking burger

That being said you Texas people can't make a good Pizza or Cheesesteak to save your lives. Think it has to do with the water you use to make bread. And peppers never belong on a cheesesteak yet every place piles that shit on.

>>79748913
Star pizza is decent

>>79748146
They didn't give a fuck about the bank it was that they had done it while that girl was in the bank when it happened. Don't fuck with Texas daughters son.

>>79748913

Whataburger is incredible. I live in Louisiana but make it a point to eat there any time I'm in Texas.

>>79748913
I never understood the meme about the water in NY and NJ making such a great pizza, it's just not true. Muh bromide is a meme.

>>79748947
Do you not have them there? I thought they were all along the gulf states.

>>79748710
Look at the megaton equivalent and the california tectonic plate you fucking sentient scrofula

>>79748913
You want to know whataburger's secret? They use real meat

>>79748981
Ever notice that whenever you go to a friend's house, the tap water tastes slightly different? Isn't it weird that water only tastes *normal* at your house and it tastes wrong everywhere else? People like exactly what they're used to, and New Yorkers are arrogant enough to think that their shitty pizza is the only right way.

>>79748366
Don't see why Davis shouldn't get the Oscar she was the glue of that boring fucking movie. She will absolutely win so the oscars can go See! Oscarsnotsowhite! They can also stop nominating actors that are only in the movie for ten minutes too.

>>79748913

Grimaldi's in DFW imports water from Brooklyn for their pizza dough. They claim it keeps their pizza's tasting the same as their Brooklyn location.

I think that's horseshit, but they do make a good pizza.

>>79749062
Yeah this is what confuses me the most. I used to live in a small town where we got our tap water from a natural spring, and New York/Jersey faggots claim that their polluted piss water is somehow the best in the world because of the bromide meme. It makes no fucking sense. But New Yorkers having a completely undeserved sense of superiority isn't news i guess. It just doesn't add up.

>>79748987
They are. People are just retarded and think they're only in Texas.

>>79749094
They're a shit nationwide chain

>>79748604
>>79748755
>>79748904

Ya'll are dorks. I get it, their progressives. But take out Austin and you kill off a ton of good barbecue and music.

It's like you fuckers want to drive all the out to Nashville of all places.

>>79748929
I am not looking for decent anon. I grew up in a place where every single local pizza chain was fantastic and they somehow always manage to stay in business no matter where they are located.

>>79748913
Lovebuzz and Brothers pizza might be up your alley

>>79749206

Four states count as nationwide now? Pretty weak for a chain.

I still like their pizza though, and I've had a lot of NYC pizza on business.

>>79749223
Been in business since the 70s. Give them a shot

http://starpizza.net

american pizza is a joke.

>>79748301
I want to snuggle that frog.

>>79749267
https://www.grimaldispizzeria.com/locations.aspx

It sucks you guys will never discover the little pizza chain i normally eat at. Extremely off the beaten path, very obscure. They use only local ingredients sourced directly from middle earth, best thing i've ever had puts anything else to shame

>>79748981
not a meme it's true. Restaurants and shops have water shipped out to make their breads. Work in the business and it is a huge fucking market.

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>>79748039
What, you actually know waitresses that do this ??

>>79749351
Chinese herbal medicine is also a huge fucking market. Doesn't mean that tiger testicles cure cancer. A meme is a meme.

>>79749328

I stand corrected.

>>79749422

I have a feeling you stand corrected very often.

Better if you just dont post again, ever.

>>79749447
> I have a feeling you stand corrected very often.

More than I'd like.

> Better if you just don't post again, ever.

I'll see what I can do.

>>79749541
Stop now I feel bad. Fuck you. I thought bullying was supposed to be fun.

>>79747975

Yellowstone is going to wipe out a good part of the flyover states and make the rest of them unlovable, but we aren't even going to get hit with the ash cloud senpai.

Thinking about moving across the pond to Austin, Texas.
What should be my expectations?

>>79749601

We just had one day in the 90s followed by another in the 40s. So there's that.

>>79749601
Instead of being depressed in Britbongistan, you will now be depressed in the greatest country on god's gray earth.

>>79749662
Ive had worse.
Its only a problem for office workers used to 24/7 air conditioning.

>>79749669
Not a bong,eastern europe.

>>79748039
would you rather they do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ZXRlcoEW8
assuming they are not qt

>>79749853

Summers are humid and hot enough that a/c is a necessity for most. I grew up without one, but I wouldn't want to go back. Makes staying indoors in the afternoon impossible.

Where in Eastern Europe are you coming from?

Who /sugar land/ here?

>>79750194
Balkans Macedonia,I had just about enough of this place.

>>79750285

Welp, the scenery isn't going to do anything for you. The hills and forests around Austin are some of the prettiest in the state, but they're going to be shit compared to what you're used to.

On the plus side, good economy for tech workers, lots of craft beer and good music, and gun laws are a lot less strict, if that's your thing.

>>79750433
>Welp, the scenery isn't going to do anything for you
Its not that man,the people here are seriously one of the worst crab mentality you will ever encounter.
Everything else you described sounds well and I am /k/ommando so it works out.
Hopefully I will manage to visit Texas at least once this year and see what i will do from there on out.

>>79748110
wait how come they don't talk about HEB in that pic?

there's also no NASA stuff

>>79748146

This time. But if you let them keep going then eventually they will hit you.

>>79751104

HEB is for hombres, man. Kroger, or any of the upscales if you like blowing money.

>>79748146
>a cuck living among degenerate cucks

a proud yuropoor

>>79748913

>implying any american is able to make a half decent pizza

>>79747975
When California disappears, the USA will mean nothing to the world anymore

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>>79751400
t. butthurt Californian

>>79751373

I've had Italian pizza. No bueno. For some reason, Bulgarians actually make a very good pie though.

>>79748146
If I put my money in a bank and someone steals from said bank then yes, they are stealing from me personally.

>>79751787

Bait.exe

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>>79751400
Have a (you)

>>79747859
Yes.

>In Texas people still go to banks and deposit physical money there

How behind is this state technologically compared to the rest of America?

>>79751924
>He fell for the Direct deposit meme

>>79748619
good to know that we can still get absolute jeffkino in this day and age

>>79751954
If the digital markets crash your paper money will also be fucking worthless.

So unless you are paid in gold bullion, shut the fuck up.

>>79751924

Depends. How far from a metropolitan are are you?

Anything past a 4 hour drive feels like the 50s and no internet. Past an 8 hour drive, and there may not be public utilities.

>>79750095
Wait french toast is Eggy bread? Wow