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If wizards could magic in banquets of food and magic away their excrement, why did the Weasleys live in poverty conditions and wear 2nd hand clothes?
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>>79746719
The house elves make the food with their own hands and hard work, they teleport it to the dining hall. Weasleys don't have any elves but well-off families like the Blacks and the Malfoys do. It's basically slavery and it's plot point in the books, they cut it from the films
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How can they have any economy at all when everyone is imbued with god-like powers?
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I finished reading the book and holy shit.

I knew it was just a silly story and I shouldn't delve to deep into it but for gods sake Rownling's shitty writing doesn't make that job any easier.
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>>79746876
blacks could be anywhere
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Why are you even trying to find logic in a childrens series bassd off of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>79747027
>why isn't the book for 8 year olds complex
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>>79746719

Why didn't Harry just go and live with his Godfather after he was deemed innocent?
Why didn't Hagrid have his wand reinstated after everyone found out he wasn't responsible for the Chamber of Secrets shit?
Why didn't Voldermort turn the moon into a horcrux?
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5th law of Magical Thermodynamics says that they cannot create food

Dumbledore literally has a kitchen of Elf slaves constantly making food for all the children which then Dumbledore pretends he conjures.
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>>79747132
>Why didn't Harry just go and live with his Godfather after he was deemed innocent?
Because he needs Lily's magic protection at the Dursleys


>Why didn't Hagrid have his wand reinstated after everyone found out he wasn't responsible for the Chamber of Secrets shit?
What do you think the Pink Umbrella is?

>Why didn't Voldermort turn the moon into a horcrux?
Vanity
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>>79747111
>bassd
You're so sloppy these days, always fucking something up in the intro.
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>>79747027
Read real literature my friend. Even reading /tv/ is much better than reading brain poison designed to make you submissive.
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What would the opposite of a Horcrux spell be like? I doubt a wizard or witch would be able to join souls with anyone else to make themselves more powerful.
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>>79747648
Whatever Harry's mother did to protect him. Making a Horcrux involves killing someone so that you may live, but she sacrificed herself so another could live.
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its part of his character, its who he is
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>>79747648
>>79747710
Also, canonically you can join your soul back by feeling regret, but the pain may kill you.
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