Could I get some explanation why this shit is so popular with

>>79739669
Girls like the idea of getting a rich guy.

its gray porn

Its gray in a way that its literally porn but is generally accepted by everyone

I went to the movie with a Chinese girl. She let me finger her during it. She kinda smelled but it was fun.

Women want to be treated like sex holes by rich, handsome men

Seems to be somesort of Anglo man fetish film.
Ive noticed women get really off now to the idea of a handsome Anglosaxon gentleman having his way with them.

>>79739742
>>79739681
The best way to get women is to be rich. Handsomeness is just a nice bonus.

>Plain self-insert girl manages to tame an insanely rich and super kinky uber-chad using only her personality and vagina

It's Scott Pilgrim for girls.

>>79739854
Has always been this way. Seen many movies with the main heroine lusting after a spic or a nigga billionnaire?

>>79739914
She has a really nice body though, not the average type.

>>79739914
"Personality"

>>79739914
It is totally what women really want. Lots of little scenes where he just carries her around and opens up to her and gives her things like a new iphone and tells her things like "we're going to breakfast".

If you ever wanted to know what a woman wants then this is the blueprint.

>>79739669
Its a handsome rich guy who also is damaged person and a sadist. So yes all 3 women do enjoy.

>>79739669
Because as much as they pretend to be strong and assertive and feminist, deep down they all want to be dominated by an alpha male.

>>79739669
lol you were dragged to this movie by another girl who you aren't even having sex with?

talk about KEKOLD

>>79739669
Mommy porn.

This is mommy porn. Entry level BDSM that's half wrong with the shit it tries to do for the sole purpose of getting all the single-mommies and the aging married women wet to sell tickets.

Mommy porn.

It's erotic, but not pornographic, so it appeals even to women who think sex is a bad word

>>79739960
But it isnt what men want, if I would be 10/10 chad billionaire I wouldnt settle down for some kinky 6/10 normie girl.

File: pokememongo.jpg (15KB, 760x456px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 760x456px

Disney remakes Beauty and the Beast whenever they need a fat wad of cash.

Same story. There is no sex or BDSM examination here.

>>79739986
lol they want the money. Alpha status is nothing without the money. No money no honey. Has laways been this way.

>>79739669
>the amount of emotional tention they could've put in S&M relationships
>the actuall amount the put

It's almost physically disturbing.

>>79739919
True but its more than that. A character like the man in the film is forbidden fruit the dominating evil white man with diabolical sexuality hidden under his handsome looks.
He can do things to her no man can because all other men are cheap imitations of Anglo gentleman superiority.

>>79740034
>Alpha
>Without money
no such thing,

File: just.jpg (63KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 700x700px

I hate women, why won't they let me fuck them!

>>79740080
They let me fuck them but I have a girlfriend :(

>>79739997
>he takes her to his"dungeon room"
>the most he does is restrain her in bounds, pour oil on her, and fuck her missionary

>>79739669
All women want a rich guy, but yes also a lot of women fantasize about this soft bdsm stuff.

>>79739995
I know it's hard for you but imagine some people have friends.

It's mostly for women who have stopped being sexually excited by their partners and want to recapture that feeling.

The Most enduring couples start off feeling like they're having the best sex ever and they're the only people in the world who get to see the hidden, passionate side of their partner. Women also tend to fantasise about inspiring their men to go out and solve world hunger and buy yachts and shit. By the time they're sleeping in separate beds on other sides of the house and getting mad at each other for pooping while running the shower, they start looking for anything that will transport them back into that illusion. It also helps when that thing is insanely popular and marketed as being a sort of inaccessible proprietary pleasure just for women, like a lot of products aimed at the demographic often are

>>79740096
Its what he could have done.

>>79740111
Just admit you like this girl and you thought seeing this shitty movie would increase your chances at fucking her.

>>79739997
Its super popular with young women though.

>>79740124
>getting mad at each other for pooping while running the shower
Really sheds a light into the perception of plebs' every day life.

File: E6kUY.jpg (70KB, 1000x450px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1000x450px

>>79739669
Do women who enjoy this movie also enjoy watching Kink and Insex stuff?

Besides the mentioned arguments, it's also a tool for feminism. Anything with bad critics that deals with females, especially their sexuality, is an opportunity to show how anti-feminist the world is.

>>79739669
Not every woman.

Not every woman likes soft porn and not every woman is normie shit.

>>79740179
no

t. anon who lives 3 blocks from the castle

>>79740199
Have you ever tried getting a job as janitor there?

You know like cleaning and mopping bodily fluids from the floor.

>>79739726
this
women love men who try to give them pleasure while claiming that men are better than women

Rich handsome asshole.

It just proves that everything they say about not being shallow is a lie.

>>79740281
>fingering women is to give them pleasure
lmao faggot

>>79739669
How "hardcore" are the BDSM scenes in these movies?

are they anything like in real bondage porn movies?

>>79740301

Just be yourself.

>>79740339
There are zero BDSM scenes in the second one.

ITS FUCKING STUPID THATS WHY THEY LIKE IT
I DONT EVEN CARE TO KNOW TE DETAILS BUT THATS IT
IF IT'S A DUMMYS VIEW ON LIFE OR SOME TYPE OF PAINT BY NUMBERS ON ANYTHING THEN IT'S FOR A WOMAN

CALL ME WHEN WE START SEEING SOME REAL WOMEN ARTISTS AGAIN
SAME AS MEN THESE DAYS IT'S ALL SHIT
BUT EVEN THEN LET ME KNOW WHEN A BISH MAKES SOMETHING OTHER THAN ABOUT BISH SHIT RELATING TO SEX AND OTHER WOMENS ISSUES SHIT THAT IS JUST DUMMY ASS SHIT

DAMN THESE BITCHES IS DUMB

>>79740386

>women are so predictable and creatively bankrupt, they all say and do stuff from a woman's perspective!
>*jacks off into a sock and goes back to making fart jokes on teamspeak*

It doesn't objectify women like porn

>>79740229
no i already make $140k at a startup doing menial work 3 hours per day

i've taken a tour with a fwb twice though

fucked her in one of the rooms

there's a bar across the street and sometimes there's porn stars there

Also I'm 2x speed watching 50 shades of grey and this is the worst 30 minutes so far

hilarious desu, he just showed her 'the room'

>>79740331

>t. Anon who has never touched a women

>>79740147
You do know how old the average single mother is, right? And yeah, I'm sure it's real popular with the more closeted millenial girls that are too sexually stifled to look at real porn.

>>79739914

Are you joking?

Its porn for girls.

As in literally *insertpornhubvideoofyourchoice*.

Men are aroused by visual stimuli.

Women are aroused by the idea of 50shadesofChad.

I want to see a movie where the woman says to the man
>turn me into one of your dirty meme girls
And for it to not be a joke. Every bitch wants to be a living meme now a days.

>>79740439
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY IS TRUE
SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR FAT PUSSYLIPS HAVE TO QUEEF OUT

>>79740455
don't pretend you wrote that post
haha flipped it back at cha
boing fwip!

>>79740447
HUR HUR AREN'T YOU MISTER BILLY FUCKIN BADASS
EAT A PILE OF SHIT FOR ME YOU LYING SACK OF TURDS

Most girls actually have no taste of their own or interests in culture and art however they all feel the need to see that because it's what their friends and magazines tell them they need to see. They are social creatures and the marketing for this shit really nailed that, they did a great job, with the valentine's day release the Taylor swift soundtrack etc. I actually asked a lot of girls why they liked it so much and most say idk lol or that they don't actually care for it. Girls are dumb and easily fooled.

>>79740485
go back to the drunk at 4 am thread buddy

i'm also facing existential crises but at least i'm not a faggot about it

>>79740447

>posts on a known degenerate forum full of autists

>makes 140k and fucks porn stars

I don't believe you.

>>79740462
Guy you dont know what you are talkin bout. The book was more graphic than the film and read like graphic porn. Anal fisting etc.
The scary thing was seeing some instafamous 17 year olds were buying this book by the droves and flashing it on their blogs.
Because books have no age restriction.

50 CUMSHOTS IN A GLASS THAT FAT > 30 YEAR OLD WIMMINS WANT TO DRINK
THATS WHAT IT IS
50 SHADES OF NUT IN A GLASS THAT FATTY WANTS TO GARGLE DOWN LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE CUMSLUT SHE IS

50 MEN CUMMING MULTIPLE TIMES INTO A STYROFOAM CUP THAT FATTY THEN HAS TO INGEST OR PUKE UP

THATS WHAT THE MOVIE SHOULD BE
IT SHOULD BE A 30 MIN BUKKAKE FILM WHERE 50 DUDES NUT INTO A MUG FOR SOME OVERWEIGHT 30YR OLD WASHED UP BITCH TO DRINK FROM

>>79740534
HOLD ONTO MY FUCKING DICK WHILE I PISS YOU LITTLE BITCHMADE BITCH ASS BITCH
FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF FUCKIN STAIRS

HUR HUR IM ALSO DURP A DURPI DEE

NO
NO
NO YOU ARE NOT FACING THE SAME SHIT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF REPEATIN SHIT
YOU HAVE NOTHING CLOSE TO IT YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARE TO MY LAST SMALL FART
MY LAST GRUMPER INTO A SHITBOWL HAS MORE TO DEAL WITH AND IN COMMON

GO EAT A BUCKET OF SHIT
EAT MY SHIT

>>79740547
guys start watching porn at the age of 13 nowadays.

>>79740547
>Anal fisting etc.

I'll admit I've only read excerpts of the book, but it sounds like you're full of shit.

>instafamous

Oh wait, you're 12.

>>79740491

This.

Women are about gossip, feigning culture and interests to outdo each other. Narcissism and self-absorption too (selfies, social media).

Not all women, but general gist of them are like this.

File: 2017-02-24_0428.png (411KB, 1364x694px) Image search: [Google]

411KB, 1364x694px

>>79740537
i've never fucked a porn star

they just go there

nice reading comprehension though bro

i'm a multi-tasking god worship me like this dumb bitch in this dumb movie

>>79740547

i don't remember anal fisting. i remember her talking about sucking his dick calling it a 'christian lollipop' and using the word 'doublecrap!'

>>79740637
>doesnt know
The fisting scene is the most quoted scene.

File: 16906114_387615544964667_6585252941530136576_n.jpg (235KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 1080x1349px

>>79740467
how about this instagram meme girl?

I thought the villain in this movie was so hilarious. the reveal at the end tickled me.

>>79740665
there's a nipple, please delete this mods, my sensitive american soul can't handle this.

>>79740665

>all that social media faggotry on the tool bar

Kys normie

>>79740717
>finding little boys' nipples erotic

I want eurotrash to leave.

File: Superfeminist.jpg (247KB, 892x1200px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 892x1200px

>>79740080

>>79740741
i've been here since 2005 and used to LOST post when /tv/ was created

been here longer than you sadly

also none of that is social media, i don't even have a facebook. i have twtr and ig linked for work-related shit, faggot.

>>79740637
>doesn't know what hes talking about.
>calls others 12
Autism.

>>79739669
I still can't believe that this series is just a Twilight fanfic with altered names. I also can't believe that a fourty-something year old woman would be writing erotic Twilight fanfics in the first place. The whole thing is fucking mental.

>>79740679

then quote it

>>79740840
>literally doesn't know what autism means

At least I'm not retarded :^)

>>79740859
literally at this part about the anal fisting and she asks him to remove it from their contract along with vaginal fisting, vaginal clamps

this movie is so bad holy fuck

>>79740834

>none of that is social media
>Instagram and twitter

You are a fucking idiot son.

>>>reddit<<<

>>79739960
>tfw the most I'll ever make is 40,000 a year
>going to be competing with high school graduates

Fuck me, and that's being generous. Fuck high school telling me to follow my fucking passion, history bachelor is useless.

>>79740859
http://badbooksgoodtimes.com/2012/06/14/ass-training-fifty-shades-of-grey-chapters-14-15/

>>79739986
this
the reason feminism is a thing is because most alpha men died in ww2

>>79740914
I'm doing a "useful" STEM course, and I'm fucking burned out and wish I was doing history tbqh.

>>79740908
dude such a sick nuanced opinion bro XD

i'd rather have my job and go on those two sites once a week than please some reddit tourist on /tv/

>>79740901
We are talking about the book. The book is different.

>>79739669
No, it's because women enjoy getting slapped by a penniless hobo

>>79740914
your life is what you make of it

move somewhere else and get a better job senpai

>>79741011
At least you can actually start a career in the future. My best bet is either a library associate making 29k or trying out sales and making 40k plus comissions.

File: download (2).jpg (5KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 259x194px

>>79740914
This guy majored in political science and how he's work 1.4 billion though

>>79741021
o my bad

is the book this shit too?

does it just read like some hyper-detailed smut?

>>79740006
Bingo.

That's why women love the fantasy so much.

It would be like a movie about some 5/10 dude who works a dead-end retail job, who unbelievably gets swept into the world of some rich, powerful, beautiful, busty, intelligent, caring, and doting woman who takes him under her wing and into her bedroom and makes him her own little pet and lover for life.

Except women would boycott that because it's sexist and is just an embarrassing pornographic mommy fantasy for pathetic manchildren.

But sexist and embarrassing pornographic daddy fantasies for womanchildren are totally fine. In fact, many women think the relationship dynamic in 50 Shades is not unreasonable and hold out actual hope that something like that will happen to them. They all just want a second daddy to save them from their own life.

File: Screen Shot 2017-02-24 at 09.49.22.png (155KB, 1484x602px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1484x602px

>>79740986
>http://badbooksgoodtimes.com/2012/06/14/ass-training-fifty-shades-of-grey-chapters-14-15/

are you a complete retard?

>>79739669
>I went to a cinema with a freind who wanted to see it
Is this a friend who wants to fuck you? Bit of an odd film to just see with a regular friend, unless you're doing it ironically for a laugh.

I was one of the only guys in the theater. I even saw many women who were alone.

>>79741074
The books supposed to be graphic smut. Itd have to be pretty graphic to get notirety. Most books are way more graphic than films.

>>79741074
The book is hilarious actually
>"Deep down, a nasty, unbidden thought comes from my inner goddess, her lips contorted in a snarl … the physical pain from the bite of a belt is nothing, nothing compared to this devastation."

>>79741052
you can literally get a job as a consultant if you try hard enough

get into government type shit too

stop being a self-defeatist cunt

i moved to san francisco with $5k to my name, no place to live, no connections

within a month i had a 60k job and within 2 years it was 6 figures at a startup that IPOd

>>79741089
And you fucking idiot? What is your point?

File: o-DENISE-RICHARDS-OWN-WATN-facebook.jpg (268KB, 1536x1023px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1536x1023px

>>79741088
Oh god 50% of my Chinese cartoons is male fifty shades

>>79741115
The inner goddess shit makes it fucking unreadable.

>you are now aware that this shit started as Twilight fan fiction so bad it was forcibly taken down by the original author

>>79741143
Goddess sounds better than sex slave.

>>79741088

>It would be like a movie about some 5/10 dude who works a dead-end retail job, who unbelievably gets swept into the world of some rich, powerful, beautiful, busty, intelligent, caring, and doting woman who takes him under her wing and into her bedroom and makes him her own little pet and lover for life.

no it wouldn't you dumbass. if that's your fantasy i pity you, you are a true beta. men fantasise about being muscly and ingenious and banging a hot petite woman who is down for fucking anything

>>79741015

>opinion

Actually it's a fact, not an opinion.

Pointing out your contradictions can not be an opinion.

How can you claim to earn 140k at a start up when you're this retarded?

>>79741155
I think he meant if there was a movie where an average loser goes on a crazy adventure around the world killing and screwing and saving whatever comes across his path.

There was a movie like this actually. It was Wanted.

>>79741128

there is no anal fisting in the book. the only mention of fisting is her saying 'i don't want to do fisting'

>>79741155
>I literally don't know how analogies work

>>79741088
Ok now this movie makes sense, would definitely watch that and self insert. Hell most slice of life and harem anime that I watch is literally all that over and over.

>>79741155
Yes, that's why the most popular and long running cartoon in America is about a fat, balding middle aged men who is inexplicably loved by his beautiful wife, the supermodel popstar girlfriend of a football player and a fiery redhead.

>>79741155
>petite
>he doesn't like amazons

nice digits

>>79740914

Just study another degree.

>oh wait he lives in America where education costs are like taking out a mortgage.

>>79740034
>trying to understand women with men`s logic

Women are primitives acting only by instincts. Also monogamy is a myth

>>79741155
Your ideal is a flat chested woman who is very likely to cheat on you? Cuckold.

>>79741088
>tfw married to an older Japanese women who earns all the money and is Horny 24/7

Living the dream lads, I just shit post all day and keep our apartment clean

>>79741193
Its not the movie. She doesnt like it but they still do it ie "your ass needs training" theres also vaginal fisting.
Why the fuck are you claiming to have read it when you haven't?

>>79741169
you're implying that i use them as a personal thing because i'm a normie

but guess what i'm not

i'm part of the hate machine faggot

>>79741232
So you're a housewife?

>>79741232
Proof or bullshit

>>79741240

i don't remember any fisting in the book, certainly no anal fisting, and the one time you've tried to provide me with a quotation which proves its existence it's literally the main character saying she doesn't want to do fisting.

don't go to college, it won't work.

>>79741088
yep, everything men like is perv shit and everything women like is "so cute XD" bullshit, life is filled with double standards, especially between the sexes, you gotta just accept this bullshit and play the game I guess

>>79741255
I would gladly housewife for a moderately attractive career woman if the personality/emotional attraction was right. Are you not comfortable enough in your masculinity to let a woman take care of you anon?

>>79741232
If true then nice. I'd like that, but I'd be afraid that my submissive status would mean she'd feel free to cheat on me.

>>79741267
Can you read? Hes not asking her permission. Its not the movie.
He starts ass fucking her to get her ready for fisting from then on durrrr.

>“Anal intercourse doesn’t exactly float my boat.”
“I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your ass, Anastasia. But we’ll wait for that. Besides, it’s not something we can dive into,” he smirks at me. “Your ass will need training.”
“Training?” I whisper.
“Oh yes. It’ll need careful preparation. Anal intercourse can be very pleasurable, trust me. But if we try it and you don’t like it, we don’t have to do it again.” He grins down at me.

>>79741281
You could say "Are you not comfortable enough in your masculinity to dress up as Little Red Riding Hood and get pounded in your boypussy by twenty angry men" and it would be just as meaningless tbqh.

>>79741270
That's essentially the gist of it.

It's not too bad though. Once majority of those women fulfill their one true passion in life and become babymakers, they get to finally see the double-standard first-hand with their sons.

>>79741267
Holy fuck you are illiterate. No reading comprehension.
Entire thing:
“Anal intercourse doesn’t exactly float my boat.”
“I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your ass, Anastasia. But we’ll wait for that. Besides, it’s not something we can dive into,” he smirks at me. “Your ass will need training.”
“Training?” I whisper.
“Oh yes. It’ll need careful preparation. Anal intercourse can be very pleasurable, trust me. But if we try it and you don’t like it, we don’t have to do it again.” He grins down at me.

>>79741243

>trying to prove he's not a normie this hard

You're a normie m8

>>79741204

it's about a nuclear family and designed to be watched by all ages and genders, how the fuck do you think it is remotely close to what we're talking about

>>79741196

i know how analogies work, taking the concept and switching the fucking genders doesn't produce the same thing though. men don't fantasise about that shit, it's not being suppressed by feminists, it's just niche as fuck.

>>79741228

>flat chested

que? that's not what petite means

>>79740091
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>79741308
>>79741324

he doesn't fist her at any point in the book. that is literally her setting boundaries at the start of all the kinky shit. it's not about 'reading comprehension', you are reading things which simply aren't there. do you not think if there were anal fisting that you'd be able to find me another quotation with the word 'fist'?

>>79741329
>Oh no! If I don't defend myself on this anonymous image board, no one will think I'm cool!

>>79740134
>silence
Guess I hit the nail on the head

>>79741351
Its implied you autist. He says we will try it if you dont like it well stop.
Are you illiterate?

>>79741352

>oh no! someone is defending his point, better tell him he's uncool for doing it!

THAS RITE!

ok just finishing up 50 shades of grey

this was the worst movie i've seen in a while

well since La La Land

>>79741354
Or maybe the guy has better things to do than shit post on an arabian merkin knitting support group.

>>79741371

no, he agrees to not do fisting, and insists on getting into anal gradually. the 'implication' you're seeing is actually entirely speculative.

>>79741389
Or maybe he feels embarrassed for being led to a shitty movie by his dick.

>>79741351
Read it. Reread it and fucking read it again and stop referring to the movie. Then fucking read it again.

File: 1440889122931.jpg (38KB, 550x404px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 550x404px

Why yes as an expert on women I can tell you that it's because women are whores.

>>79739669

1) their friends like it, which is the driving force behind why women do anything

2) its a socially acceptable way to express their sexuality, eg women cant talk to each other about watching porn but they can talk about a mainstream book or movie

3) its the autistic fantasy that a bad boy billionaire would pick an average looking shy woman

I wouldn't have a problem with it if it wasn't really fucking badly written in the book and movies

>>79741384
starting 50 shades darker now

i'm assuming this sequel is

HES TRYNA WIN HER BACK

SHE DOESNT WANT HIS LOVE

EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A COLLEGE GRAD AND HE'S A BILLIONAIRE

SHE'S STRONG AND INDEPENDENT

>>79741445
>women cant talk to each other about watching porn but they can talk about a mainstream book or movie
if you spent any time with women you'd be surprised at how disgusting they get when they're in a group.
t. gay man

>>79741414

i'm not referring to the movie. what the actual fuck is wrong with you? i'm referring to the very text you have put in front of me. i've also read the book itself, and remember the sex being almost entirely tame as fuck.

>>79741448
Read the back of the book at my wage slave job.

Apparently there are jealous exs that she has to deal with too.

>>79741400
Hes saying fisting wont work straight away he needs to train her butt then he will fist her. That is literally what the passage is saying,

File: melissa_benoist8.jpg (108KB, 681x1024px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 681x1024px

>>79740787
Doesn't look like steel to me.

>>79741482
I saw the movie. It's just her boss who turns out to be an almost-rapist. But she easily disarms him and then he's arrested/ fired, etc.

>>79740179

that is the only porn I watch, high quality production, inventive and talent actually enjoy it since they're apart of the lifestyle

>>79741469
Do you think you can just anally fist a woman befire thriwing them out of a plane?
Protip: the character is saying they need to work up to it.

>>79741489
FUCK YOU IM WATCHING IT HERE

>>79741500
Oh I definitely won't reveal that they show him all vengeful looking at the end implying that he will be in the third movie.

>>79741487

no, it isn't. it's her saying 'i don't want to do fisting or butt stuff' and him saying 'ok, no need to do fisting, but i want to do butt stuff, trust me you'll like it if we take it slow'

they then proceed to have sex with each other throughout the book without any form of fisting.

if you had any evidence of them fisting each other, you would have presented it.

>>79741495

>Protip: the character is saying they need to work up to it.

TO ANAL SEX

SOMETHING THEY ACTUALLY DO

FUCK you people are so retarded.

>>79741092
That blowjob? Totally a prank, bro!

>>79741469
Your reading comprehension is shit. This is your problem.

>>79741528
No idiot its finger, anal, fisting. Logical fucking order.
Hes agreeing that fisting her ass is currently impossible because she is new.

this movie is even funnier than the first one

now the guy's a sub and does whatever she wants

can't make this shit up

>>79741313
>Are you not comfortable enough in your masculinity to dress up as Little Red Riding Hood and get pounded in your boypussy by twenty angry women"
mmmm

>>79739681
Women are obsessed about status. Men are obsessed about looks.

File: 4ae.jpg (40KB, 800x900px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 800x900px

>>79741488
>tfw girl from work used to play with my balls and put pressure on my prostate whilst fucking to get me to come inside her.

She was married too, with kids. In the end, she broke my heart, but I deserved that. She was bored is all.

File: 960x0.jpg (148KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 960x640px

>>79741531
>not ironically rimming your buddy's ass

>>79741537
>>79741561

you guys really, really need to go back to school, i'm sorry but when you can't work out what the object of a sentence is...

>>79741605
You're an idiot how the fuck did you pass high school. Also the implication isn't just ass fisting its vaginal too.

>>79741597

pretty common sex move bro, just ask someone else to do that

>>79741584
I loved the part where he gets in a fiery helicopter crash, feared brutally killed, nobody knows where he is, and he saunters in while they're keeping a vigil with just a couple scratches.

>>79740006
You wouldn't?

Homo.

>>79741623
no, he immediately scraps fisting and then goes on to talk about anal you village idiot. you cannot find a single source that will back you up. they go through a list, he suggests fisting, she says no fisting or anal, he says ok no fisting but you'll like anal. it is so fucking plain for anyone with two brain cells to rub together. and then, of course, they go on to NOT FIST EACH OTHER AT ANY POINT IN THE BOOK FROM THEN ON.

>>79741624
The picture reminded me of her is all. I don't miss the move, I miss her, her smell, and the feeling I had those months it lasted. She wasn't even that attractive, or likable (duh).

>>79741646
i'm at the ball

he just shoved balls up her pussy

xD

FUCK YOU

>>79741699
He scraps fisting for the time being he literally says i agree.
Then he elaborates by saying she will need training.

>>79741709
>I'm not putting those in my butt
The 95% female audience in my screening laughed pretty hard.

>>79739669
because most women like to be dominated by "strong" men; strong meaning socially, psychologically and sexually dominant. bondage is probably the number one fetish among women, followed by rape (which is another domination fantasy). they like to be controlled, thrown about, used. they're fucking nuts

>>79741722

training in anal intercourse, the topic he has just switched to. not anal fisting, not vaginal fisting, ANAL.

>>79741745
Anal fisting is intercourse get off 4chan

>>79741791

if all anal fisting is intercourse that doesn't mean all anal intercourse is fisting.

he has explicitly agreed to not fist her, after she has listed fisting and anal intercourse as her two objections. he is now persuading her to try anal intercourse. why do you think he's still talking about fisting?

>>79741835
Anal intercourse includes fisting you stupid underage&.

>>79741155
>men fantasise about being muscly and ingenious and banging a hot petite woman who is down for fucking anything

Gay as fuck my bro

She just kicked him in the balls

THIS IS A COMEDY RIGHT?

Fifty Shades Freed (film)

Following the events of Fifty Shades Darker, Christian and Ana are now married. However, Ana's life is threatened when her former boss, Jack Hyde, swears revenge for being fired from SIP.

lolol

>>79741870
All fisting is intercourse by merit of inserting something inside a woman.

Not all intercourse is fisting.

You can have anal intercourse without anal fisting.

Stop being intentionally dense.

>>79741922
I read the wiki summary of Fifty Shades Freed.

it's going to be so awful I can't wait.

>>79741924
Anal intercourse includes fisting. What do you think training would imvolve to get to penor anal? Fingering. Therefore Anal intercourse is including everything when he says it.

>>79741737
The more feminist a society becomes, the less happy women report being. The feminists see this as a paradox, but from an anthropological point of view it makes perfect sense. We simply didn't evolve to perform the same evolutionary functions in society as one another.

>>79741962
So, where is the passage where he ACTUALLY fists her? You know, that scene you say gets quoted all the time that demonstrates how disgusting and fucked up this smut is?

Yeah, when does that actually happen?

haha the girl with the gun followed his directions like a dog

KNEEL

this is amazing

*CUE SIA PLAYING*

>>79742021
Its a book. Its implied it will happen you use your imagination.

>>79739669
It's similar to the vampire thing.

There's this very very (very) rich man, he's mysterious and tortured and true love will save him. He's dark and brooding. And he can have any woman in the world. But he has chosen (self insert), because she is the most appealing and attractive woman he's ever met in his life, despite her status as (self insert) making sure she has no real personality or identifiable characteristics.

>>79742053
No, in books, things are typically described in detail, particularly in literature meant for sexual stimulation. You are wrong. There is no anal fisting in any of this sophomoric fan fiction tier shit writing and projecting your own fetishes onto it because they're brought up peripherally in one exchange does not magically make them occur.

If you want fisting, go literally anywhere else.

>>79741870

ok buddy i'm going to lay it out for you as clearly as i possibly can.

anal intercourse may, of course, include fisting. if you are fisting someone's ass, you are most likely engaging in intercourse. not arguing with that.

however, when you ask someone if they want to do anal intercourse, that is not the same as asking if they want to do fisting. fisting is a specialised variant of intercourse. agreeing to anal is not the same as saying 'you may do any type of sexually penetrative thing to my ass under the umbrella of anal intercourse'. especially when one of those things is something you have already expressly rejected.

now back to the context of this scene. christian grey lists out, in his contract with anastasia, a series of sex acts. anastasia says she doesn't want to do fisting or anal. christian then says, ok, no to fisting, but works to come to a compromise about anal.

if you want to talk about implications, i would say that the *implication* here is that he is not treating anal as something which inherently includes fisting. because if he was, the agreement to not do fisting wouldn't make a whole lot of sense, would it?

>>79742110
>this level of autism

File: Hollywood_Reporter_Rule_Breakers_EL_James_1_a_p.jpg (15KB, 300x450px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x450px

so is this a tranny

or just british genetics?

>>79742118
Anal intercourse includes all forms of anal insertions.
This board is site is for 18+

>>79742120
>still literally not knowing what autism means

>>79742161
>thinks things need to be described explicitly for them to happen in books
Literally autism.

>>79742149

you may see it as a pyramid, in which fisting and other extreme forms of anal penetration are the top and simple finger/penis stuff is at the bottom. agreeing to anal simply means agreeing to *some form* of anal penetration; further clarification is needed before it could be seen as consent to the extreme variants.

File: 1336764392020.jpg (32KB, 400x409px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x409px

>>79742181
>I'll just parrot some shit he didn't say back at him to make him look dumb, that'll show him

>>79742146
Chilean genetics.

>>79742211
Literally every narration of this text says the same fucking thing. He means fine but if i want it later you cant say no. That is the point.

alright

just finished the second movie

literally nothing happened

even less sex than the first too

these movies are fucking terrible

at least now i know what girls have been watching

FREED VALENTINES 2018

pathetic

>>79742289
any bare pusy shot?

>>79742279

no, he is talking about anal, not fisting. he is saying 'ok, no fisting, but i have to insist on anal'.

even fucking cosmo magazine understands this shit better than you, christ.

Because he's a rich, handsome man who's really great in bed.

I'm shocked Hollywood jews don't make more movies like this, it's clear that single horny women or women with beta boyfriends will pay top dollar for this kind of shit.

>>79742303
yeah there's a quick shot of her hairy bush

that was about it

she's really cute though

they show her tits whenever possible

>>79742001
Also, when they treat their movement like a religion, they use it to structure their lives. However, when their movement is based on a fight, that should mean that it has an end goal.

After fighting for what they want and then winning it, the movement then has achieved victory, and thus has no further purpose, so the movement either dissolves or goes on the back-burner for the time being.

But they've used it to structure their lives. What can they work toward now? How should they behave? What ideals should they aspire to?

So instead of, god, GOD fucking FORBID, thinking independently and finding their strength from within and making their own structure for their lives, they take the opposite direction - denial. They fight to keep "the fight" of the movement going. They search for more "problems" to fight, to keep a purpose in their lives. They take pride in victimhood, see themselves as heroes for suffering the loudest, martyrs who will save them all by keeping feminism relevant and catered to. You know, in their first-world fucking utopian future society in the year [Present Year] while women in other parts of the world are for-fucking-real getting buckets of acid dumped on their face in the street saturday-morning-cartoon-supervillain-style and the men are fucking slaughtered en masse for heretical thoughts, but oh shit let's fucking run to save those poor babies in North America who don't get treated with respect for not accomplishing shit with their lives despite being surrounded by, and even pushed toward opportunities, but floundering or refusing because oh nooo I'm too shyyy how could I ever muster the courage to make any life-altering choice that doesn't result in some wish-fulfillment-sex-in-the-city scenario!?!?

That really gets my dander up.

how are the sex scenes in the sequel?
Any camrip webms already?

>>79742313
Anal intercourse includes everything you dumbass. She says she doesnt like it at but he insists.

>>79742421
>he insists
>they never reference it again even a single time
>SUCH A RAUNCHY PIECE OF PORNOGRAPHIC SMUT YOU'VE GOT HERE ANON

>>79742347
mmm post pics

>>79742440
I'll explain it to you in simpleton speak
She says "I dun liek anal intercurse mista"
He says "ok I agree no fustin"
"But i WANNA own ya ass later"
" u need trainin bb"
She says "trainin?"
He says "oh yeah anal intercurse is great! If u dun liek it afta we try it we can stop k!"

>>79742289
did you laugh when the bad guy put the cigarette out on Christian's pic?

>>79742566
i cried that i wasted 2 hours of my life even watching this shit at 2x speed wasn't worth it

>>79741537
>>79741561

Im a different guy to the one you are arguing with, but you are really starting to annoy me. In the passage she says no anal fisting, he says ok anal but well work up to it. You are literally retarded, go see a doctor.

>>79742609
No she does not. She says I don't like anal intercourse. He says HE HE FUCKING HE SAYS i agree to no fisting (atm)

Got to ask. Are you a woman?

>>79742659
Imagine if someone were motivated to be contrarian to you on the internet. Imagine how easy it would be to just disagree with you regardless of how convincing of an argument you'd be making.

Imagine if this were happening right now...

>>79742820
Imagine if someone were motivated to be contrarian to you on the internet. Imagine how easy it would be to just disagree with you regardless of how convincing of an argument you'd be making.

Imagine if this were happening right now...

>>79742542

Intercourse. Not fisting. She lists 2 (two) things she doesn't want to do. Fisting and anal. Anal is the 1(one) out of those 2(two) that he insists upon.

File: 1394174716002.png (14KB, 376x260px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 376x260px

>My mum tried to tell me it's actually a good movie
>She also said the books were pretty good

>>79743022
she wants you to fist her bum

>>79740091
Literally this
>single all the way until I'm 17
>cute girl from another school I met through a friend wants to be my gf
>suddenly 3 girls want to get with me, outright saying "if you come over you can fuck me"

>>79739669

It's not the subject matter or the quality of it that appeals to women - it's the fact other women like it. Simple as that. It's was fashionable.

>>79741468
can confirm

>>79741468
I desire to know more, man who knows this about women.

When it's an ugly man it's rape.

When it's a rich handsome man it's sexy.

>>79739914
KEK

I AM CHOKING OVER HERE.

>>79740080
This should unironically be 4chan's slogan.