What'd you think of this? First story was OK, a bit cliche'd

it was slow and borning just like every other movie

>>79739296
yeah it was particularly boring but Kelly's movies are like that so I didn't really mind the languid pace and the focus on the great outdoors (Montana is fucking beautiful). I think Night Moves was much better though.

>muh women
who cares

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>>79739730
well the director is an old dyke.

wish k stew would soccer kick me in the nutsack tbqhwy

gimme replies

Kristen is so gorgeous.

>>79742367
she looked really tired in this movie :(

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>>79742691

still qt tho

>>79739199
Stew has never looked more gorgeous. I have a thing for dark circles under the eyes.

>>79739199

>she will never defecate on me

>>79742825
looking more like marion cotillard

>>79742825
sooooo was she a lesbian? I didn't understand the ending.

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kstew is cute!

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mmm

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>>79739763
The nose knows.

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If you were an autistic Indian lesbian and KStew spent all night riding horses and having deep spiritual conversations with you but then said she never wanted to see you again how would you kill yourself?

Me? I'd swing a machete around really fast and cut my own head off

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how is she so perfect bros?

>>79739199
I feel like all you needed to know going into this film is that it's a Kelly Reichtardt film. This isn't going to convince detractors and it's going to be thoroughly enjoyed by the converts. This is just a Reichardt film, for better or for worse.

>>79742825
holy shit she will always be the best girl, fml.

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>>79743902
Are you the indian lebian? I'm sorry to hear that.

I think I would also have a hard time being perma-rejected by Kstew because I think she's the best.

6 days a week I try to improve myself in every way so that I can become someone she might have liked.

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>>79744283
It's the plot of the movie

KStew cucks this poor girl TO DEATH

She does to her heart what Edward Norton did to that guy's head in American History X

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>>79744442
Damn that's cold. I wonder if she's like that in real life too.

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>>79744477

considering the rate she goes through girlfriends, yes

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>>79744442
>>79744477
From Wikipedia synopsis:

Jamie (Lily Gladstone) is a ranch hand living in isolation during the winter, tending to horses on a farm outside Belfry. Heading into town one night, she sees cars turning into the school and follows them. She learns she has stumbled onto a class on school law taught by a young lawyer, Beth Travis (Kristen Stewart). Jamie goes out to eat with Beth after class, and Beth explains that she lives in Livingston which is a four-hour drive away, so she must make the eight-hour round trip twice a week to make it back in time for her real job.

Despite having no interest in education law, Jamie returns to class week after week. One week she brings one of her horses to class, and she and Beth ride the horse to the diner. The following week, she is stunned when she learns Beth has quit and a new teacher is brought in as a permanent replacement. Jamie then immediately leaves the class and drives straight to Livingston. Spending the night in her car, she spends the morning driving to law offices hoping to find Beth. Locating her address, Jamie sees Beth in the parking lot and told her she drove over knowing that if she didn't she would never see her again. Beth fails to respond and so Jamie leaves abruptly. On her way home, she falls asleep at the wheel and plows into an empty field.

Back at the ranch Jamie tends to the horses, still painfully alone.

>>79744536
Well she didn't actually get cucked then, she thought her law teacher was a lesbian because they had dinner.

>>79744536
that's the whole movie?

>>79744716
She got cucked, anon

Cucked by life

>>79745015
No, the movie is three vignettes and that's KStew's

>>79745021
Okay that I can get.

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??

>>79745281
>spot the fake lesbian

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>>79745568

>>79739199
Night Moves and Wendy & Lucy were a lot better. This was Old Joy-tier.

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im going to marry kstew one day

>>79746033
We all will

>>79745511
krager on suicide watch

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>>79744283
Jesus christ that dress

>>79739763
men cant be "dykes" anon

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>>79746044

no, just me

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>>79746064
IKR she's the worst

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>>79746033
u better hurry up then, im close to sealing the deal

The third story was great, I'm really surprised the main girl in that wasn't nominated for anything.

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Dem mom jeans tho

>>79747433
She's pulling them off somehow

>>79747307
I want to make babies with her feet.

>>79747411
Because she's literally who

>>79747640
I dunno, I feel like the same thing could be said about Ruth Negga

>>79747723
At least she's in TV and stuff. They got this woman from Montana.

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>>79747497

of course, its kstew

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Still waiting to see personal shopper

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my heart cant take this qtness

make kstew straight again!

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>>79748387
Noo

Make her even gayer

Full Ellen Page tier megahomo

>>79748704
dlete

>>79739199
LITERALLY nothing happens - the movie

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>>79748704
Even when full boy i think she's qt though

It'd be like having a non-degenerate gay experience - with a girlboy with not one, but two fully functioning boypussies

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>>79748704

gay is fine, butch is not

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I love her ahego face

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>>79750015
make kstew great again

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>>79750116
didnt even think about it like that, lewd as hell i like it.

>>79750130
11/10, those legs goddamn, she looks ethereal with long hair and feminine clothing

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Doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of loving stew

its okay, i cringed too as i wrote it out

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>>79750276

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>>79750404

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Drive remake with Kstew when?

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>>79750949

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how can this even exist

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>>79751067

;_____;

>>79750276
i like the shoes for some reason
i think it's because they look difficult to walk in helpless damsel kstew is my fetish

>>79739763
>what about their legs? they dont need those