hey /tv/. I'm re-watchin austin powers
who would you choose? 1, 2, or 3?
DAMN yassssssssss queeeeeeeeeeen slayyyyyyyyyyy looks like THAT?
2>1>3
BLonde immortal>brunnete milf>beyonce
>>79738784
yes
>>79738784
This.
it's a tough pick for me, but i'd probably say 1,3,2 or 3,1,2. really close pick tho.
>>79738761
I'm an International Man of Mystery, baby!
Why settle for just one?
1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>>79739796
yahtzee
>>79738761
Elizabeth Hurley all day every day, would love to lick her 51 year old asshole
1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>Heather Graham turned 47 this January
>>79738784
/thread
Heather Graham > Elizabeth Hurley > Beyonce
>>79738761
Beyonce>Heather>Hurley
Prove me wrong low test faggots
>>79741763
im not attracted to apes
>>79741878
not an arguement
>>79741885
not a human being
>>79738761
>who would you choose? 1, 2, or 3?
Yes.
>>79738783
flawless tumblr impersonation
>>79741899
you'd fuck beyonce you desperate virgin
1 married Austin
2 cucked Austin
3 stuck with Austin
>>79741982
1: A good film written by comedians and was genuinely funny
2: an ok film, not as great as the first. Def a lot of product placment. Heineken, Virgin Atlantic. Some reused jokes. Mini-Meme added to the cast.
3: Gratuitous cameos, product placement up the ass. 90% of the script was reused from the first one. The actors looked tired of doing this shit but contractually forced to. 0 soul.
>>79741976
stop giving poltards (you)s. it's not their fault they were home schooled by inbred skinheads far away from the rest of society
>>79742066
god, the product placement
>hands off my heiny, baby (hold up beer, smiles)
>i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs
>starbucks
what else?
>>79742202
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
>>79738761
Is this bait? Hurley of course and it isn't close at all. I would drink her bathwater/10.
>>79742066
>>79742232
Its comedy, anon, it clearly just went over your head
>>79738761
1 > 2 > 3
>>79742703
t. Adam Sandler fan.
Heather graham, Liz Hurley, Beyoncé.
Don't see the big fuss about Beyoncé. I like plenty of black woken but she just looks boring to me. The black equivalent of a boring platinum blonde
>>79740026
>Heather Graham turned 47 this January
>>79738761
Graham > Beyonce (looks) > British skank who isn't relevant anymore > my shit this morning > Beyonces singing career
M O M M Y
>>79742884
So that's why brexit happened.
>>79742884
Dear God this woman is perfection.
1: Clever, well-written, cheeky homage to Bond films
2: Rather silly, but self-aware, homage to the sillier parts of the Bond series
3: Soulless cash-grab
Vanessa: Gorgeous woman
Felicity: Hot chick
Foxxy: Uppity, overly-confident, snarky
IMoM >> TSWSM >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rectal cancer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> terminal syphilis spread to internal organs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goldmember
>>79738784
This
Goldmember was a mistake
>>79738783
Why are libcucks obsessed with Beyonce as if she was Curtis Mayfield or Sam Cooke or something? Her music is complete fucking trash, like Britney Spears tier shit
>DUDE FUCK BLACK PEOPLE LMAO
>HIEL!!
>>79743260
>>79743260
dude if i could understand the mindset of spastics id probably be much richer by marketing right to their spastic viewpoints
>>79740026
How is her neck the only part of her body that's starting to show her age? I mean, I guess she's put some weight on around her hips and ass, but that's not a bad thing.
>>79738761
liz hurley is such a beautiful woman. i'll never recapture the love i had for her in bedazzled with any living woman.
>>79741720
LOL no
>>79743432
Bedazzled cause so many boners for me. really opened my eyes to being into a lot of fetishes.
>>79742884
Holy shit if this is real then she just became my number one waifu
>>79742703
Ironic product placement is still product placement
Wasn't Heather Graham like a week away from doing porn before landing this role? Or am I thinking of someone else?
>>79738761
First.
Prime Liz Hurley > *
>>79743581
>she wants to keep your little nation a little lapdog cuck nation beholden to the US and China
>waifu
>>79744500
Shitskins maaaaaaaad
>not picking 3
low test beta faggots
Heather > Liz >>>>> Beyonce
>>79743260
Because she's the queen of black people
>>79743432
>>79743561
Yall motherfuckers don't even know about the clam shot on her in that movie, do you.
>P.S: Hairless.
>P.P.S: Office scene.
>not Mimi Rogers in that catsuit
Fuck 1, Marry 2, Kill 3
>>79743260
>tfw too sofisticated to listen to modern pop music
>>79744922
Do you actually, unironically listen to and enjoy Top 40 bullshit?
If so immediately drive into a tree.
>>79744922
>somebody doesn't listen to fucking BEYONCE
>must be a fedora neckbeard
>>79738761
They were all pretty amazing.
Kinda of a bad pic for beyonce though.
I was thinking 3>2>1 when I looked at the measurements, but when taking in tit size I'm not sure.
I guess heathers face and hair is prettier.
2>3>1
or Kill, Marry, Fuck if you will.
>>79745009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGxe83lXgJg
When did it become cool to start liking beyoncé?
Heather Is GOAT
Liz peaked in that Brendan devil flick
Beyonce sucked in 3 but I fapped to the music video a lot as a kid
That short dress is pure sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLySgRW6y8
blonde > brunette > chimp
>>79738761
Movies?
1>2>3
Austins Girls?
1>3>2
>>79745353
I don't see any apes in op's pic.
>>79745200
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>79745236
when she got pregnant and had a kid and became momcore + blackcore
>>79744500
Kraut mad that the fourth reich is falling apart detected.
>>79738761
1>2>3
In every aspect, humour, girl etc
>>79743394
nigga you are seen what you want to see
Look at those granny hands
look at those wrinkles in the eyes beyond the make up armor