Sup /r9k/ what would you do if you were the guy in this film?

It made me so angry how they didn't end up having children.

>>79731111
>bringing children into a world where they can never find love, have sex, or reproduce

Pretty sure this is torture.

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>They all gang up and treat you like shit and talk about you behind your back
>Still none of them want to fuck you

>>79731150

you wake more people up you silly billy

Can I not just fuck them in their pods?

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>>79731150
Yeah... haha that would be an awful life, I feel sorry for that totally theoretical person

>>79731216
That's what would happen.

>>79731032
>Pretend it was an accident
No one would believe you. That's why you open only 2 or 3, more than that and it's crazy suspicious.

damn... jennifer lawrence looks like THAT???

>>79731150

have 1 child and freeze em

in that medical pod

>>79731375
Her nudes were great. I'd definitely wife her. The only problem is when she opens her mouth. She'd have to get a few slaps and be put in her place first.

>>79731032
This is /tv/.
Back to /b/eddit.

>>79731032
If I were the one who woke up on the ship and I woke a woman up she would probably still not fuck me and just kill herself

>>79731587

>not tying them down and raping them
>literally who is going to stop you

>>79731032
Image if they all forced you to suck all their pussie

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>>79731281
>>79731216

We must wake up more women.

>>79731626
t. Nigger

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>>79731656
The key is to wake up one woman, brainwash her, then wake up another and have the first woman help you brainwash that one and so forth until you have a cult of women who will do anything you say. You gotta be the one that rolls the nickels, you gotta be the one that deals the cards, the game has to be yours, Jack.

>>79731111
not enough baby food on board.

>>79731216
this. anyone over 13 years of age knows even threesomes end up with the girls going lesbo, the odds of a functional harem are astronomically low.

>>79731032
I would have ejected myself probably.

>>79731873
>baby food

Oh, so this is why there were no babies before the 20th century

>>79731587
Yep

>>79731808

>wake up a the captain
>kill him
>Put his dead body in my pod
>wake up hot bitches
>tell them I'm the captain
>order them to be my sex slaves
>push them out into space if they don't comply

I'm the captain now

>>79731808

Charlie knows the deal. This is the only way this could possibly work. Even then they will probably fuck everything up somehow.

>>79731032
fuck all the fuckable women while they were still sleeping, then they wake up years later with my preserved cum draining from all their holes
probably still warm

>>79731646
90's born virgin gtfo

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>>79731873
>not enough baby food on board.

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>>79732561
Kill yourself you disgusting fucking faggot.

>>79732561
go on

>Not unfreezing the women partially and just have sex with their bodies

broke my immersion

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>>79732649
Fucking queers.

>>79732709
you've got a board for tranny filth you sick fuck, this isn't it.

Would have been better if Pratt died fixing the thing and then you get a few scenes of Lawrence spending time alone on the ship like Pratt did in the beginning. Eventually she goes up to a pod with another Chad in it, puts her hand on the glass, and then looks at the control console. Cut to black.

>be me
>post the following on topic response in on topic thread

>find cute little boy
>use hacked auto-doc to pump him full of fun drugs
>fuck him till he is convinced he is a girl
>start milking his prostate on his dad's sleeper pod until hes convinced hes his dad's wife
>put him back in stasis

>instantly banned for off topic posting because content triggers mod

>>79733039
You're a disgusting fucking pedophile with a broken brain, I hope the mod range bans you permanently.

>>79733081
So all the people advocating brainwashing and rape are perfectly fine upstanding individuals.

>>79733125
Yours involves a child, which puts you on an entirely different level of Hell. Not that I would expect you to understand that because you have a broken brain.

>>79733156
rape is rape nigga

and I'm not even the same nigga

>>79733184
Nah, "nigga". Doing anything to kids is more evil than doing it to adults, "nigga". Cool broken brain though, "nigga".

How long does it take them to defrost or whatever?
Can you open the pod, fuck em, and close it without them knowing?

>>79733219
You'd likely kill them if you opened them up before letting the process finish

>>79733156
The only hell is the world we're all trapped in

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>>79733259

Then release yourself from it tonight.

>>79733212
wow you're a special kind of retarded.

>>79733081
>>79733156
What is this normalfaggotry?

>>79733316
>>79733331
pedophobes just be that way.

pretty sure it has to do with how 4chan, for whatever reason, has become occupied by people with children, whom they will naturally feel sexual desires for, and they're basically virtue signalling to no one in particular.

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>>79731150
>a world where they can never find love, have sex, or reproduce

>"haha what are you doing"
>"hey thanks sorry I gotta go"
>go back to my room and masturbate to jewish tranny porn

>>79733365
>>79733331
>>79733316

>Degenerate kid diddlers triggered as fuck at being called out as subhumans

Enjoy the day of the rope you trash.

>>79733365
>I-I'm not the pedo! Y-you guys are the real p-pedos!

>>79733576
Oh, you're that guy who makes every other reply in hansen threads.

Been a while since we've had a decent one, so I can understand you trying to blow a load in another thread.

>>79733717
nah nigga, its about how such a visceral reaction can only come from deep doubts regarding the idea they're not pedos. Same deal for homophobia.

People can joke about rape and no one cares because 99.9% of people know for certain >>79733416 is the closest to rape anyone here would ever come.

But joking about pedophilia triggers something deep in parents, because they look at their kids and know they're hot, feel the stirrings in response to contact, go out of their way not to grab boob because they don't know if they'll want to stop. Feel every accidental "cop" of a buttock or nipple for days afterwards. Have that intense awareness of immature private areas being rubbed against them when they pick up their kids and continue to feel that for days afterwards. Know in their heart of hearts that if their sons snuck into their rooms in the night and started performing wifely duties, it'd be the happiest day of their lives. And this all obviously scares the fuck out of them. But its normal. Everyone has to deal with that crap. Everyone has to deal with intrusive thoughts. You aren't a pedophile and no roving neighborhood pedophile is going to touch your kids. The fear is simply based in a lack of understanding of the fact this shit is just our stupid animal bodies reacting the way they were programmed by millions of years of evolution. Understanding this doesn't mean you have to start jerking it to CP or submit yourself to the sex offender registry for the protection of your kids or other kids. Its just knowing that you are a weak emergent intelligence sitting atop a network of dumb animal biology with millions of years worth of instinct.

can one of you tell me if this is worth the watch?

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>>79731216
Good lord

>>79734092
It makes for a decent drinking game.

Like every time they use the word "failsafe" wrong, take a shot.

>>79731808

Don't forget to kill all other men, to ensure full dominance until your older son kills you and take your place.

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>>79731150
>a world where they can never find love, have sex, or reproduce

Yes what a horrible life to live.

>>79731216
>Still none of them want to fuck you

you understand the only thing stopping you from fucking them is whiteknights right? well there aren't any. they are women dude, if it's just you fuck whoever you want to. and here is the magical thing so many men have forgotten. women want the alpha male. once you start ravaging some of those whores when you feel like it, the others will want to fuck you, because you are acting like a man.

>>79731501
i think it would take more than a few

>>79731150
you just described the life of 90% of /tv/ posters mate

words hurt

I'd do the same thing Pratt did. Look at everyone, read everyone's bios, then wake up my waifu. I doubt I'd wait a year though. Spend the first couple weeks dicking around with all the cool shit on board. Spend the next X amount of time trying to put myself back to sleep. Then I'd immediately know I'm going to wake someone up and start researching all the qts. I would spend literally no time pretending I might not wake up someone.

>>79734062
Alright you are messed up. I wasn't going to say anything, but you just keep digging your grave deeper and deeper. Diaper sniper.

>>79734486
everyone is messed up

Is there a way to open the pods and access their bodies without waking them up?

Man some of the acting in this film was just atrocious

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>>79731150
>not making an entire clan of hillbilly inbreds.
>not planning to enslave all the sleeping occupants by the time they all awaken
>not establishing a glorious dystopian techno hillbilly controlled spacecraft/colony