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>Computer generate a basement dwelling on Earth year 2017
>Now fill it with anime posters, figures, and add in a desktop computer with lots of blue LED lights
>Now, and this is important computer, I need you to create the most pathetic virgin possible and make him use the computer and have him search for anime porn and pony porn while also browsing the site 4chan
>Make sure to remove his pants
>Now give me a Mossberg Shotgun with explosive rounds loaded
>Computer, begin simulation
>Now teleport me behind him
>*Critical warning*
>What's this Computer?!
>*The entity has counter teleported behind you and is brandishing a nanofiber nippon 1000 times folded steel washing pole katana
>Computer! FORCE EVASIVE MANEUVERS!
>*Critical warning* The entity predicted your movements and is .01 seconds from slicing you in half. Do you wish to continue the simulation?
>No...computer shut it down. This was a mistake.
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is the computer voice woman still alive?
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>>79728524
No:(
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>>79728524
>>79728536
She was Roddenberry's wife.
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>>79728268
I just don't understand OPs these days
Maybe I've just outgrown 4chan, I'm 16.
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>Darmok threads
>Holodeck Degeneracy threads
>Transporting Is Murder threads
Are these the holy trinity of /trek/ threads for casuals making low-quality posts?
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>>79728617
transporting IS murder as established in Second Chances
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>>79728759
The planet's energy field created Thomas, not the transporter.
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>>79728598
Well maybe a ban will give you time to decide
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>>79728806
You mean the planet's energy field saved that iteration of Will Riker that itself was created by the transporter.
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>>79728881
That's not what I mean and you gosh darn know it.
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Snake pit
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>>79728598
MODS
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>>79728536
They do have hours of her voice that they said may be used in future Trek through audio magic.
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>>79728268
>computer generate a future where ds9 and voyager dont get a bluray transfer
>computer make me a smug fat face and a jaunty little hat
>now replicate the sound of 100 kirk's laughing uncontrollably
>add in 18% spocks tittering
>computer run program
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>>79728268
Can they create multiple holodecks within the holodeck or create a computer faster than the original ship computer?
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>>79729152
>>computer generate a future where ds9 and voyager dont get a bluray transfer
Why do you have to hurt me, Anon?
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>>79729223
That *burp* tha-that would be stupid
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>>79728598
You'll have 2 years to think about it.
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