>sitting in cinema, watching movie >suddenly feel urge

>>79721556
start doing cartwheels and shit

>his local kinoplex doesn't have toilets built into the seats

next you'll tell me they don't even serve crab legs!

>>79721556
Take my shirt of.
Place crab legs into shirt.
Shit in empty crab leg bucket.
Fling shit bucket into the isle so the wagecuck usher can collect it.
Eat all my crablegs.
Put shirt back on.

And you?

>>79721556
>normie thinks about where and how to shit during kinos


I don't even get hard if my date touches me during kinos
kys

>>79722794
It's ok, I don't get hard when my mother touches me either.

>>79721556
I'll just shit all over the movie, just like a real critic

>>79722999
It's ok to be a fag with Electra complex.

>>79722999
with the use of digital this isn't common place anymore. Back in my day, we would take the film reel out of the projector and smear our feces on the already watched parts, then wipe our asses with the upcoming parts, to see which moments later on carry the brown tint.

>>79721556
>not just using the designated shitting isle

Just pop out for a minute and go on the street.

Ask the projectionist to pause the movie while i go to the bathroom

I didn't pay 8$ to watch MOST of a movie nigga

>>79721611
Kek