i fucking hate film theory youtube channels. someone please

>>79716006
Pseudo intellectual bullshit.

Because they are practically less knowledgeable then your average /tv/irgin except they are thrice as successful and have girlfriends

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>>79716052
Looks like you aren't bright enough

>>79716052
This. The guy makes a shit ton of money, and his gf seems fairly attractive. And all because of his shitty, empty videos.

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>>79716091
Oh yes true intellectuals call each other plebs and cucks on a Japanimation forum

>>79716119
at least plug your channel while you're here

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Believe me, cartoon critique channels are definitely the worst. At least when plebs on Youtube talk about GoT, Breaking Bad or Walking Dead, they still sound like normal functioning adults. Cartoon channels are some of the biggest autists out there, even worse than anime channels, if that was even possible.

TV/film theory channels > video game analysis channels > anime review channels > cartoon critic channels

>>79716138
hey, the mysterious mr enter is fucking epic

>>79716119
/tv/ might acutally be mostly chucks though

The amount of porn that gets posted her is pretty high for a blue board

The only other blue board that posts porn like that is v

And it's all gay trap porn

>>79716006
Some are okay. The guy who talked about Color grading in Marvel movies is kind of a Ponce.
And that Asian guy who shat on someone because they said TinTin was cheating when it came to one shots can be okay at times.

>>79716138
You mean like Digibro

Every Frame a Painting, Kogonada (and other Vimeo essayist) and that's it.

>>79716259
Frame a painting is top tier as fuck

Turnt me on f is for fake

you guys ever seen that stupid theory about 2001: a space odyssey where the monolith is the screen

>>79716335
The monolith is a framing device it could be anything the plot needs

>>79716251
Just all of them, or at least the ones I've seen. They're just so sentimental and overly attached to their childhood in the 90s. Too melodramatic over children's cartoons and how their childhood is being ruined. A lot of what they fawn over weren't even that great in hindsight and they often try to act like these cartoons are deeper than they really are.

>>79716006
because the vast majority of them are total shit

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>>79716006
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>>79716138

Because they remind you that you don't really know anything about cinematic language and even less about movie making techniques. Kinda makes it hard for you to pretend to be a know it all when hundreds of nobodies on youtube put your knowledge to shame.

I am projecting

Because it's the most basic stuff that you have to be a fucking retard not to get. And it's all the same plebs first director shit.
>muh deep Kubrick flicks
>muh violent tarantino quip flicks
>muh nolan delux villeneuve flicks

>>79716286
You are a fucking pleb

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>>79716052
>Because they are practically less knowledgeable then your average /tv/irgin

>averager /tv/virgin

Zack Snyder is le true capekino, Nolan is le reddit I am LE BIG GUY XD

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>mfw dirty Anglos will never know the joy of watching DayoScript's analysis of any form media

>>79716006
because youre not watching chriswell

>>79716006
>he doesn't analyze cinema with his wife's son

Pleb spotted

>>79716512
Y
F is for fake is great

>>79716251
Digibro is almost a good analyst but he's a moefag who can't handle real dramatic writing. Just look at his complete misunderstanding of Rakugo not "getting to the point"