>been binge watching powerfuljre lately >usually pretty

the latest black science man episode was good

NDT is very comfy

>>79705236
I heard that he only keeps gambling because his dad basically embezzled all this money through him so he didnt have to pay his taxes so now he has to keep winning poker to say how he makes money when really it's from his dad

>>79705843
That's correct. He and his brother have fortunes which each amount of 50% of the sum stolen by his father and untraceable to this day. Which does make you wonder what the FBI are being paid for, I mean, two brothers have inadequately explained wealth that comes to a vanished sum stolen by their dad, find the lady. It's not D. B. Cooper, is it? Anyone who's read his Wikipedia page knows what happened, but there he still is, paying people to hang out with him. He's also built like Kate Moss despite juicing, which indicates a really prodigious level of laziness.

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I really liked the one with Leah Remini. Scientology is nuts.

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*blocks your path*

*sucks your dick, but assures you it's not gay because it's not like he's enjoying it or anything, plus Jamie pulled up an article that mentioned semen ingestion might boost muscle growth*

>>79706041

She wanted to get ROGANED.

>>79705344
he is. fuck the haters.

Anything with Jason Silva are bad.

>>79706041
she aged like shit

>>79706900
Time makes fools of us all.

>>79705843
LOL which 4chan board did you read that on?

>>79706041
Is she Bogpilled?

oh boy a gavin mcinnes episode next

he makes me kek

>>79706041
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO she was cute before what the fuck happened. They really fucked up on her face lift

>>79705236
i think his only interests are
>cocaine
>guns
>prostitutes

>>79705236
I came from money and hate poor people, the person

>>79706900
After waking up to her JRE episode (Yes, I sleep to JRE. Yes, I've been watching JRE before I realized it was popular here) I googled her just because of her looks. She's still good looking.

>>79708212
that method sounds comfy. you think you pick up the stuff they talk about in your sleep?

listening to the crowder episode now.
Rogan being a complete twat.

>>79706126

This

She was projecting sexual tension onto him like fucking crazy

>>79706943
He's correct, look it up

>tfw I watch this and pretend to be Jamie googling everything for my friend simulation needs

>>79708378
I don't think there's been an episode where Joe comes off worse than he does on that one. Crowder also had some dumb moments, but still. It was a cringe fest for sure.

>>79708212
No one cares. I fell asleep watching the neil tyson episode yesterday, it really is a great podcast to have in the background while youre doing other shit

>>79706900
I think she would've aged really nice if she wouldn't have had a bunch of fucking surgery.

What is the trend with this looking better than being a smoking hot cougar? You always look like some uncanny valley fucking freak rather than just a beautiful older woman. It's ridiculous.

>>79705236
>Dan must have zero interests since he just cant discuss anything.

What did you expect from a guy who seek desperate attention on social medias, constantly posting pics of guns, pornstars and whores, luxury etc. just imagine the emptiness inside. I wont be surprised if this guy put a gun in his mouth one day, beat some pornstar to vegetable or go on killing spree

>>79708888
Joe apologized and said he was drunk during it. He felt like shit about acting that way.

>>79709061
>He felt like shit about acting that way.

No, he felt bad that Crowder called him on his behavior and Joe didn't want the internet seeing him for the immature douche he really is. "lol i can call you a little bitch, pussy, fuckface over and over but I'm just kidding bro we're friends!!! but seriously fuck your righty opinions even though i don't want you to use the terms 'left or right'"

NDT seemed like he was on drugs
not weed, the opposite hyperactive kind

>>79709244
probably on BrainForce

>>79709244
He takes opiates, actually. They hype those of us with a bit of a problem with them up rather than nod us out.

I don't know if he has a problem but I was doing a panel (about books, not smart people shit) and he was also there to do a panel later in the day. I mentioned something about Percocet and he said he liked them. I offered him a couple and he took them. Real nice guy.

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TWO WORDS

*hits blunt*

BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATION

>Watch NDT stream
>last 10 minutes
>mention Stephen Hawkings comment on aliens
>NDT states Stephen is scared that when Aliens do arrive they will enslave humanity
what the fuck

any backlash after the inbreeding pill yesterday? Went to bed right after

>>79709713
NDT is a hack and is popular for being "a cool black science guy"
He's the Obama of the science world

>>79709713
Hawking has always maintained that an advanced species may be incredibly violent. Basically that like intelligent life on our planet, the more intelligent and animal is the more fucked up it seems to be. A super advanced species may be that advanced from conquering other civilizations/planets or be venturing out this far due to running out of resources on their home. It's not too far fetched, really.

Stephen Hawking has always said we should be very careful about trying to contact other species that may be out there because of this. I don't think it's a terrible outlook on the idea.

>>79709713
Why wouldn't they?

If we found useful animals on another planet of course we'd enslave them

>>79709713
Humans use animals for food. Unless you're vegan or some shit, you're okay with that.
Now imagine that to an advanced civilization, we're the same thing that the animals are to us.

If that species thinks that we're fucking useless but good enough to use as a bioreactor fuel, they'll just use as a bioreactor fuel.

Who here has the pleasure of being able to listen to Joe's podcast at work?

I line up three or so sessions before I go in so that I can drown everything out, and before I know it my shift is over. It's really awesome, been loving the podcast

>>79709713
Imagine Starship Troopers... except we're the bugs

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>>79709684
*mind blown*

>>79710553
Would have bet he was 50 at the very least.

>>79710580
all that texas steer taking its toll

>>79709806
Mars Attacks is unironically one of the most realistic "First Contact" movies out there, because exactly that would happens if we contact the aliens and they came to our Planet. Things we would think is a sign of piece, they think it's a sign of war and would kill us all.

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>Going through the archive to try and find someone interesting to listen to
>Look in the Youtube description
>X is a comedian, writer and standup-

Fucking DROPPED.

>>79710702
comedians usually can talk about anything though. The Nick Dipaulo one recently was good

>>79710720
Yes but I don't want to listen to Joe and them fellate each other's standup for 2 hours while also talking about DMT.

>>79710702
Rickson Gracie is a good one if you like MMA or martial arts of any kind. Honestly, his is pretty good even if you don't. Rickson is an interesting man and Joe respects him so much he just kind of listens to what someone has to say, for once.

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>>79705236
>>79705344
>>79705843
>>79706022
>>79706118
>>79708212
>>79707764
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
cue the hempforce mustard